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lvijag'recenfly purchased a first
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all kinds of yw, a- .;
PLAIN AND PACr
JOB KTOC
' in the '" C'"X
'. .BEST OF STYLE ;
And af Living PricesT
A Stona-Swept Town.
From thej News and Observer;
WIlkesboro, N. 0., May 28.
Our town, usually quiet, was eh a-
Th.9 llouataan Creek-Farmers'; Club. 1 out in the paper. I claim the auth-
j orship of it myself.
Now,
whom
Original. :,
THE MISERABLE YOUNG MAN".
ftorresnnndiatifv of The Ror.tfif, . . . .
r ' I NrvMT frorvtloTWan ohr.ro n'n:"mn fe n 11., . i .( iv.
'.:. .. i i .. ., , tiiuiwir is iiiim x fin km v i nir xr nil i - m"
i r r j.x: ' ia n,T:of., n f y "'v J i mirtn.
. ' . , Z: r T I "5 . .,-ave goods in stock for the outside Made melancholy thought his treasure.
vnine fti 72DCB,ask..,Bv:?th'e heav-1 rected ? and signed, ttCorre9Btore.iirt.... .,. T. .t .- y - ; .
. . wj "v. . rr T:- - - - - fraae. xwdo vou noiseu to any TT. ...
lest cyclone. ol ram, hail and wind which they renounce some state- LvVJ ; "'.. . - j j J ; 1I way.Wa8 gg6 at'0B8t 1 now,
That 'aWtiid, excite a cdld displeasure,
IT-?- l j. . '!.
most. die. . --.J. .
Then his wife turned on hiro, ber
eyes blazing -with righteous anger.
Jack," she cried, fhow dare you ?
fellow cloud raents iiTa recent communication in
one wishing to buy ? Aridldd ydu
camerom the westnd thejhery Vidette, sign tho8e le8? Where does this profit H?s h re with, the. teidf
flp0Q tWrryiride. "CbmgeU-.aude If you have goods in stock For fijthat landscape ;Would ignore him.
But, , though a landscape loomed before
ever known here.
rapidly
burst upon
atruction through the centra of th I for haviner rfimarkable faculties for I , .. -
.rT.i , ,;t " r ." 1 r o --1 - mr tnennrsinp trnrtfi rtn wnn narr inv
town to shade trees, frnit. trees And I friviriflr fafmiira wonderfnllv eood ad-1 ... . ' - v , '-'-.KZi . ..VV. I' And let that' brosiiect once deceive him;
- u 1 x ' .I'St u.. 'iikrJ: merchants taxr 1 am entirely in T- The WOrld Is au adverse, he would sayr
uuiuvcji vK uuuaco. x wu largo iu- uw, uuuajrj. a,o tuC K.c darfe. in xegard to ' these ques- The charm was bright the more: to. grieve
cust trees Ictof Itel Howeropertvi J him. :
the 8meo,la8hmgfit,jBtJ
Another-ono was blownacross Mr. lour personality.- i" '.:i,'i.;'" j I .The Fates, thought he, would overpower;
floUn J:RrfwW- frriht i TCr. Now, ir low m to sav riht " 6 cau uo u wuu while yetthe gathered W w.as resting
i- 1 T r. jo lmrinnitff fur thA wotia winpffripfl H fnnnfl wmpIf.idiRnn(vt t.r ccitp
ebentt c&U;,wasust completing here, m jnyarticle to the vidette
Minn ov f ha tt- rnoair a r Irvn 1 TT ; 1 1 -1 i . J 1 1 T . J xl
from .i&fn'VdilhK: i do?nr rret of the A ren t tbe Hltib; He is ft " . . J " vv "Hf-- upwara ne ioo.ou, coecapa iaow
v L 4T ; ' ! t T " rV . , that it is time to .call a halt and! yearnings, , . , :
damaserttn the house; Sash and centleman so faras I know. I said, I ... . .i' : f That would. asoeud the rueced mountain
iiguuj were uivmu mm aeveniiu wen- uio viuu waiuicu.w sen uuws v ,1 ., ,r,,.i
. V .f ?ru jt -i . ... ,r their mutual prosperity.
logs anaa jmmbec otihpusei barely I Wilmington cpsvireight aaaea," cca, Hoping veiL unpieasant task And 7et far abov thkt mi8lv te5Sht
eacaped-destrlitetion by falling trees. I and they eayifclaiined was not the I . uuix- :m His teigning genius essayed, a tat,
The tract ot the storm is not more uway or n; wj ma i . now, sir, 11. -ot devolve u n me a&ain x am
last loneer"ifianlhree minutes. common sensreattthey pay the Sec
To regions borderintr on the Light,
W here castles in air are snngly built.
This is the first storm in the retafy two hundred dollars per an-
county fjl1
Very truly, &c,
"Corrigenda.
wuer or. years. tuufJ Muiisw"wa buu-aiou aj .-
, y -j y ineAeent ior nis laoor. ana.au legu- i
,Malee, N. C, May 20, 1888.
nsde-ronmng'Pood.
'T was iiot a sleep without a waking
The sleep that in one of these he sought,
While Morpheus fled the dome wTshak
. irtg ':- " - 1 ;
An instant- more,' the castle was nought.
gers' Kulkleberry Cordial is by far
.the best. !
His lone, drooping spirit, humbled, fell :
(Nor miles through air did the distance
seem), . ..
When he ope'd his eyes, himself to tell :
"Verily, 'Life is not all a dream.' "
a. u. w.
Dr. ILJJunk. Nevada, Iowa, says, can they aHord to sell goods to their urom tne x out n s companion.
Have b$e practicing medicine fif- members at Wilmington cost, plus What. is the best Tood for pro-,
tn years, and of all the medicines freight? i. If there Is not a per cent ducing muscle ?" This question of
1 have er seen tor bowels, Dr. lJig- dd d to Cover this salary and all our, correspondent is a legitimate
the. necessary 'expenses the members one! Some foods are particularly
are bound to be assessed a certain muscle formers ; others produce fat,
amount o cover this bill, and what arid, still others brain and nerve,
is the difference ? Had they not as while most of the common articles
well pay; it in one way as another? of diet combine these uses in A'ary
ilwill eventually come out of their ing degrees.
pbcketaOf course it is.nothinz but (mt the question, to overcome our per he wa& reading and began to
just andltightthat they, should have entire physical needs, requires to be pace the room gloomily.
There Was Once a Minister.
From The' Religious Herald.
There Was once a minister of the
gospel yfio never built a church.
Who ne.ver preached in one.
jrj P roPseaacn urcniajr pay for ajl of their work, but, every broadened into this : What eombi- "1 mighthave known wheolsawthe
to buy the church a new carpet. kn2: the fact wnv do thev nation of food will best nourish the moon over my left shoulder, but I
selI,.goodsat! cost, freight, &c add- body ?v.l2?ea then the answer "must LwenV on, and invested that money
ed?"Howti theynfd it? 'Now, be modified to suit individual cases, fin a what deal, and now wheat has
the question which should be of vital For the digestive power differs great- taken : a tumble and I will lose my
importance"is,r"Can; the imembers of ly in different persons. Moreover, $500."
the Club buy -tliW'goQdsj pay the I there is an interdependence between "Oh, Jack," said his patient little
freight and jail inecessaryexpenscs, the different bodily organs and tis- wife, -'-why didn't you invest that
and benefit Hhemselveff financially? sues, so that the body must be built money in real estate? We could
If they can, I say it Is all .very good. UP as a whole. If one part lacks," have bought a small lot with it, and
I stated in. my article.that I had tbe whole suffers, and if one part is that would have been the beginnin
been told that only a few. were al- pvenea, ine oiners win De unaeneo, ol a home."
lowed to know ,the,reaU?OSt.Qf the L.ThuaaPer80n who becomes unduly "That's- all you know about it,
Who niever founded any sect
Who frequentellubUyouses
and drank wine with sinners.
Who never received a salary.
Who never asked for one. J
Who never worea black euit or a
white necktiej . ' '
Whr Jevr uleel a prayer book.
Or a hymn book.
Or wroite a sermon, 4
Who never hired a cornet soloist
to draw.itoearjthe "Word."
Who never even took a text for
his sermons.
Who never went through a course
of theolpgioajrst;udy. , - f : ;
Who was never even "converted."
Who never went to conference. ?
Whojrashe? r T
Christiyf r'ilP;' ri
goods.' Ihadbn so Informed, and pathoses in muscular fibre, either in Molly," answered Jack ; "if I had
the majority of. the people in this quantity or quality. Une who over- ipvested m real estato land
section were under the same impres- feeds the bTam loses, in muscular have gone down to China.
sion. But if I am. mistaken in that strength. So, too, muscular devel
statement Iiim TnlHngUoglle?the pPment t? such ex
credit for it.,. . I am perfectly inno
cent'6f trying to do them an injust
ice. They sav, "The fact is, any
o la vCbildreii
Qften need some safe cathartic and'
member whewants to knOw tU real
cost has only .to. ask and he is shown
thehills without any sreseryajion.
cess as to impoverish the brain, and
also to reduce the fiit of the body
belowfltinecessary ifor both as a
protection , against sudden changes
of temperature.
tonic to I avert approaching .sickness Npw sir, is it npt possible for them
or to relievCAjtjiicVjeajdachgJ sick to; purchase the goods" at a certain
Btomacnywigesrion.ysentery ana ice and uave them billed aFthaE
er Regulator and keep well.-- It is ot ten, mteen or twenty per cent., or
purely vefttable,. not unpleasant to whatever per cent, . they choose?
Now understand me, l am not ac-
the taste and tea fe to-take lone or in
connection with other medicine.
The Genuine has our Trade Mark
"Z" in red, ou front of wrapper. J.
H. Zei orulde!phia; Pa. V
cusing them of this, but I say, is it
not possible for such a thing to be
done?
I stated further in my article that
the Agent charged the goods just as
he chose to do. .Nowj Mr. Agent,
r I will telLybu.- where I got this.fertile
'I iiwonJhotJnis " V 1 will bArwStTnf'
iiiiatiuauuti. fiuivii u 111 caivwuuv
fort the above assertiott. Th e Seer e
a f a. m.L i.tj At-i i.
1 j j 1 1 Jfily - I tary 01 me viuo ioiu uie mau ue was
7 , i , 2! I a member of the Pee Dee Alliance,
lABBll'i llfm and said he "thontrht it. would, be
k W7M Wm I J" 'm'mm Wm H r"
tkiTthMiuk4ieaii.r better for the farmers than the Club,
I. AlUDItoXiraaj-laewiUidxmliifl In the jj rul that , he wna orninor tn se ver his
. llmba.Y M V! V )s i ' j
X Bad i4atji.l tine Wia, J connection with tbe Club after this
t, oonttipaubn, wiux, pecasioiiai attacks Tyear." 1 asked him if thVCIub was
4 BaaAadha, 1J jhe p-ont of the ltead : j doing tis such for its members at
Si&&u 'Iav, '--r.t "& i present as it?hadpdone!ln.the past
C DtatreattooCejtenxacliaMJMwelil
DepreejloiKrfsptrft and ffrfot melan?i j much' aSj it had , done,,nor as much.
tOieaeYerrtiiija.liprfe Jis it ought to do, or. as much as it
'Al
a
sbttoaBdittoartfaat ther caa uothalr
rork. Arter4aklor this medic q
rttt to-t m.W.Uojia,' : , . 1
and he" said"it2 was n'dt'doing
-oull do" Now,:Mr.: Secretary, you
'Caoten es;ev0dfor yot ssiq
it, or words that amounted to the
same, nothwithstandingyou say the
She whole-of thpTbo ve. ijsseiluojxJs
aosoiuteiy untrue. '
j They say, "Ferhapsl we-.ought Jto
. matafaiopcr ueaa.UMiUer
a a
nesleetad. soon leads to sprlorm
HfmmoDa Liver RetrnlatoreKerta -
i mawieiinHKSinjiaBBoaveReveT7 Ktoa
of bUkmBeM,; it restores tbe Liver to
proper working 6rderl fegulatei the ecre
UonVfblM ifldQU tne digeeure organ
inatefetkMmditfcHKthat ther caa dot
Deeuwoi
onewlll
"l hf beea tubjeet to KTtr pcll pi Con- .
Mtioa ffl& live, wiJ Mr? M tne.nabi o(
rally laid me up totnrca or iooriayt uatciy , I Tr, r lrC-f"r;'S'Ti ' I
i.dr'e.thcin they are very much mis
taken if they think the one above
referred to had any tiling wbatever
to do-with .the article in the Vidette
have a few words with, the person
furnishing thefcitgatlirots41 totlKe
1ut bee takin ftmmont Liver RegMUtor,
r me rdicf ytthout any intemiptton to
which Bart me
t i--.11 " !
im aur 25 tamp la rplo front of Wrapper
J, H.ZolllQ A Con Philadelphia, fa.
Do not place your orders for joh'Etj
inor nnt.il rn crat mTrnriftfia. ' ' i1 V
You can rest well 'assured that he
The best food for producing nvus- head.
cle, therefore, must, whiie'being duly
appetizing contain a large per cent,
(1) of nitrates for the muscles, (2) of
phosphates for thebram and nerves,
and (3) of carbonates for the fat.
Of the first class, the nitrates,
beans stand at the head at twenty-
four per cent ; then peas at twenty
two ; cabbage and salmon at twenty ;
oats at seventeen ; eggs and veal at
sixteen, und beef at fifteen.
Of the second class, the7 phos
phates, salmon stands first-at seven ;
then codfish at six j beef andeggs at
five; -beans' a&d vealuif and
cabbage, peas and. oats, at three.
Of the third class, 'the carbonates,
butter stands at ; the head at one
hundred,; rice at eighty ; corn and
rye at seventy-itwcT; wlieat ialMityv
nine ; oats at 66 ; peas at 60 ; beans
at 57, and cabbage at 46. . ':
Fresh codfish fried in fat or serv
ed 'with butter gravy . about equals
beef in all respects,.and so does eggs
fried in - fat. Beef with cabbage
makes a very nutritious diet. But
we mueMddilAHV,) !..';LiiV..V
i 1. 1 The mere tipg ofj foo-an-
vnqt i mane muscle. ine muscles
mustiUB .caneq. mw: .vigorous aany
exercise, yet. wnjuout overuping. ,
L. " 'Excessive eating is weakening,
and i must be avoided. It is the
amoiiht ' digested and ; assimilated
thatHells, pot the quantity taken in
to the stomach. ,,r
J- 3. All.the laws of health must be
steadily observe ; : : - ;.
!t?Qo "f rtQi. riwMiTrt man wVia ' aon aal ooa tr .
miri n- . - i It w your fault awne-ryou are to'
blarne you his father you you 1"
. The doctor said it was hysteria,
and ..when she . flung herself into
jack's arms .and begged him .to for
give her cruel speech he did so in a
thoroughly generous manner.
So her brief, anger did him no
good. And his belief in the fallacy
of luck strengthened and grew until
he became almost a momaniac on
the subject.
.Over every door in his house he
fastened a horseshoe to hold the good
luck he believed was coining to him
And he tossed pennies for every
move he macle
; Finally he. consulted, astrologers
and soothsayers, who took his money
and predicted wonderful things that
never came true
He carried a'lucky piece,' with
a persistent spirit of determination
that might have been turned to good
account in business, but when aman
goes into a partnership with Luck he
invariably lpses his' good judgement
,IIe still held his place at the bank,
where his duties were not arduous,
but one morning he presented him
self there in such a plight that he
was at once discharged and sent
home.
Mollie was ill. She had not seen
Jack go out that morning, but had
lain still with closed eyes and ach
ing head while he ate the repast she
had prepared for him the night be
fore. When he returned she was up,
and the little house was set jn order.
"Jack 1" she cried, when she saw
him, "Jack Mandel, what. have you
been-doing?"
"Nothing, Mollie. Luck is against
me ; I've been discharged."
"But your coat, Jack?"
"Yes, I know. I put it op wrong
side out, and, of course, I wouldn't
turn it, for it meant good luck.
hoped to get a raise in my salary.1
Oh,'. Jack, you must be out o
your head. How are we to lie
now?"
" "The luck will turn. It must af
ter this, for it's dead against us now,
Mollie."..
Whether it was the crisis of the
fever called living that was drawing
near, or Some actual disease that was
working against him, no one knew.
But Jack Mandel was very ill and
his distraught mind went under a
cloud that only lifted at the last to
show the silver lining. Mollie, white
and tearless, was bending over him
when he awakened from that long
delirium. He looked up at her with
; Talks Back.
From the Detroit Free Press.
Carlyle once said trial ne advaht
age of having a machine instead of
"JUST MY LUCE."
BY MRS. M. L. HAYNE. -
"Justmy luckl"
Jack Mandel threw down the pa
would
I tell
you, it's luck that makes men rich.
Heads you win, tails I loSe. It h
just the toss or a penny."
Mrs. Mandel talked and worked
both. She was trimming a hat not
her own she wore somber black,
but a gay littleaffair for a neighbor's
human being for a servant was
that the machine could not talk
back.
Up to date Mr. Carlyle has been
about right Machines at least
somekinds of machines if notrieht-
ly used sometimes take a fearful re
venge on their masters. But then
so does a mule. A boiler, if crowd
ed too closely may scatter the stoker
over a couple of townsLiDs. Th
mule will do the same thing exact
ly, but neitber of ' them talks back.
They do not talk as they kick.
All last week there has been on
exhibition at the Electric Club, New
York, a couple of machines that talk
back. Edison has at last finished
his phonograph" and it is now ready
for a prolonged chat It is ten years
since Mr.Edison invented the phon
ograpb,. but it has been, as it were
crowded out on account of the press
of other matter. As Mr. Edison used
to work in the Free Tress office,-this
paper naturally takes some interest
in him and his numerous inventions
as there is always a. hope that when
be gets a little leisure he will remem
ber his former occupation and invent
some means of ridding newspaper
offices of exchange fiends and of peo
ple who ring up the telephone edi
tor to find out what the base ball
score is.
The phonograph seems to haye
become a complete success. It is as
well for business offices to be pre
pared, for before long a table .will
have to be set beside the typewriter
ior the phonograph.. The object of
the phonograph seems to be to do
away with the light-fingered person
who at present writes short-hand.
The business man, instead of dicta
ting his letters to a pretty young
lady, who spends the rest of her
time playing staccato sonatas on a
typewriter, will confide what he has
to say into the flexible rubber tube
which carries the sound to the wax
cylinder of the phonograph. Be
sides turning fifty revolutions a min
ute, the wax cylinder will cause a
great social revolution. The most
susceptible business bachelor will
never think of marrying his phono
graph and setting the social world
t;:A.ft exchange says : l o keep m-
secti pff your cabbage get some fine-
iy powuerea rosin, iresn rosin irom
a tuirpentipe;jdi8tillery isi best,, jand
spnniiie upon ine plan is eany in
new nothinsr about it untiHt? came the morning before the dew is off.
"Luck has changed," he said
gently, the light smiting his trans
figured face. "I can see it all now,
Heads 1 win "
The silence was only broken by
Mollie's sobs. This time Jack had
wonl
BU1 ITChtilrrnggsr John L, -
From the New York World.
To Col. John Lawrence Su71inant Bos-
' ton, Mass. :
Sie: I see that at your testimon
ial last evening in Music Hall vou
guarantee to lick the next man you
stand up against. I also notice with
pain that- for some time you have
been unsuccessfully looking foryour
peer,nnd, like Goliath of Gath, walk
ing up and down before tbe regular
army and begging in loud and un
grammatical terms for some gentle
man to come and tread on the tail
of your coat.
The only sling I kaow anything
about is your best weapon, and so I
shall not name the sling. I want to
meet you on equal term's, and so I
propose only such conditions as
shall be fair, for both of us. I hate
to see a man making a wreck of him
self while waiting for some one to
meet him, and so I have deckled to
challenge you.
I have only been waiting till I
could get trained down 60 fine that
removing my spectacles ami the cot
ton from my ears would make half
difference in my weight, and now
that I have reached that point I
yearn to get hold of you.
I now challenge you, Johii Law
rence Sullivan, late of England and
France, but now of Boston, Mass., to
meet me anywhere in the. United
States, or any foreign monarchy
where fair play will be assured to
both, either in a sixteen, twenty or
twenty-four foot ring, with bare
knuckles, to talk into a phonograph
to a finish, for $50,OPO a side, tbe
gate receipts and the championship
of the world.
I select as my timekeeper a large-four-pound
Waterbury watch and
name as my seconds Noah Webster
and Lj'dia E. Prnkbam. -
In case we are broken up by the
police before the contest re finished,
the purse shall go to the one having '
the best of it at the time of the in-';(
terference.
As my bottle-holder I select ex
Gov. St. John, of Kansas, and as
sponger I shall bring an acquaint
ance of mine who borrows my um
brellas and sells them.
It shall also be a part of the agree
ment that the pres3 be fully and
"Jack," she said presently, "there
is not a bite to eat in the house."
'Warm it up ! Make hash of it," Lhe old hopeful 6mile
saiu jacR, mi an uuseiit-miiiutm way ,
"When we get the money on that
ottery ticket we'll go to boarding."
"Oh. Jack 1 have you bought an
other ticket? You promised me you
would never be drawn into any
gambling speculation again."
"Gambling, you innocent; there
AY. - 1 U Jt .
is no gamunng aooui ma, ah tne A :TjTOiaTi,t5fln.
1 il. 1 1. 1 U 1 T.,4 I
Doys in uie uaiiK. uuugui une. juui .... . . . ,, , . T
w . t j , , i ai a j What is this "nervous trouble"
Mollie If I draw a blank that ends -th .t.Sr.Ti marw seem nnw tr he
ft I'll know then that luck is against afflicted ? If you will remember a
me." few years ago the word Malaria was
Mollie smiled faintly ; then the comparatively unknown to-day it
. , , j , , . , i . i is as common as any word in the
troubled look returned to her face. EngKsb Ianguage) yetthis word cov.
Why wsyt that tfiey were existing erg only . the meaning of another
like jbegdxS,6n. bTa.io'ooine that ought ;rord used' by our forefathers" in
'rfeen i.henv.nmfarLablv ? tiroes past So it is .with-nervous
cannd'tundereand it," she would diseases, as tbey and MalarU are in.
a i!f - ij- i.Y i w . . . tended to cover what our grandfath-
say to herself. Jack has a good sit- iwi i;v,nea. ii
uation inhepanK, yet we haveneir cansed;by troubles that arise from a
ther a hprheTiorthe ' COmforts of a diseasedcondition of the Liver which
home. hereis sOTDfething wrong in performing.' its functions finding
it cannot dispose of the bile through
WnailSlWi-- i . : 1,,- '-J',;,. XV-A'r.el ia Amnellerl
rs.and tQ; ps it; o', through the system;
her jieighborff tarjd' helped in fother: causing!! nervous trQUblea, Malana,
wavs. evSlae"wou:fd hot admit evento Bilious Feveh efp, ' -You who are
Iherselfthat 4t as' Jack s imprbvi- suffering can well appreciate a .'cure,
vl' .ii 4kvi wi We recommend Greens. August
iThat indefinable, something which a
cpnsiecratSfg sorrow impresses on the
character made her face an interest-
freely represented, each correspond-
... - . , r fent or renorter to have the exnensea
agog, inesupposeaiy staid married d. ? . u l .
man will never, create. a scandal by : , J
eloping with an S85 phonograph, ta- USJ"5 l;' Fe
it j ij l itxieu u in niiB tuumry ur in EjU
The machine is warranted auiet
anA c00Ji, nr nnimnnn.uwJ All kinds oftilk shall count. Ev
pWr,ter Tt'i- wnrk hv n ri,. ery thing goes-slang, blow, bluster,
trie motor, which rests beneath the old lectures, second-hand response
table. The current is switched op t0 toilst8' italicisert wind,;old Fourih
and off at pleasure. The business of Juv nations, contempt for other
man pours into its sympathetic and I r-e- -i r- ri t
revolving ear his business commun-
r1'
Flower, ' . Its' cures are marvelous.
' The reduction in the number of
unlnnno t m TVi ilorlol nW ?o toeiorlilv ner
....... . r i ooiwaio i w x uiuuviptjiu .a n J r,w
She wore mourning for a j ' - a v., j . . e
IOlljl. .11 VA bUU 1 VVA WVVA. AAA W AW
misdemeanors over 300 per cent
Cold water never yet got a man into
trouble. ' ; :
mg one
child-who had; died a victim to its
fathers ctireleissness. ' : She had left
the litUelqw Vwith Jack, who, in
his Usual irresponsible way, forgot
to put .' on his'- wrappings when he
took him out in the chill air.
"just our luck !' he said bitterly,
when the doctor told them the child
ications, one by one, as he feels like
it When everything is recorded on
the wax cylinder a person who works
a typewriter takes the phonograph,
unscrews the speaking-tube and fas
tens on one to assist the bearing.
The ends of this tube are fastened to
the ears by a strap over the head,
and then the machine repeats ex'
actly what has been told it; fast or
slow, as desired, and this the opera
tor works out on the typewriter.
The short-band clerk, must go. In
stead of hi nng a
talker, will buy a phonograph.
Worth ThinMcg 0
for some one to Rck willBCore. Each
man shall strip at less than 185
pounds and be allowed a bale of tin
foil and a box of bronchial troches;. :
The free lisishall be suspended,
with the exception of members of
the press, the Prince of Wales and
such of your favorite wives as you
desire to furnish with tickets,
The 'time occupied shall be six
days, or to a finish, straightway or
catch-as-'catch-can. No profanity to
be 'allowed and no language to be
used which the press shall consider
hall hereafter fnipPr for publication
Each contestant shall oe entiuedt
tea copy of his remarks made dur-
ihg the encounter and may copy,
right 6arae for publication In book
form afterwards.
I am no pugilist, but when pugiK
ism gets within the reach of a com
mon Conversationalist and Conserv
ator of Gabj I think it is a shama
that you have" remained unchalleng
ed so toriir.-'1! may be no mMch-for
Vou. bat if vdu WHf meet me-on the;
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above terms and the beys will see,1-
..'. : t ". r - i ? t mi J. i .
mat we nave tair piay, x wni gnur
and
The .wife makes the home,
the home makes the man.
Real sorrow. is almost as dificult
to discover as real poxerty.;; ,
There i nothing so ifatal to com
fort as!weUfr' decorum as , Fuss J - "
, Peath comes Equally to us all, and
makes us all equal when incomes.
jail
I "If - you want your wife to .be
health j, make heT. cry about once a
fortnight," say s a. Pljiladelphia doc:
tor. .'.
If there is a past in which men
have done ill, let them 'have hope, antee that T will make itinlerestimj J;'1
f a i j'J - ' r.. a j ' t... ai : i f -. a r f
ior mere
may do
We
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than by amptiog to. 'appear what ;.. 'Sam' '''Jones' -'spy? Atyftejl;' - '
we'arenot ' 'takes 'notice-"of ;tboMVpeopIe-wbev'f 5
The InhabiUints
carfy none bpt Ah
' . can't be kppt ffca-'tkeaterbj .
of Korteo win (shower, bwUr sr awayro'mY'i
e'ricah umbrellas, church' at tnghtof a blackrovid
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