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WEEKLY SMILES <* Minister (who has tendered his resignation): Don't cry, grandma, they will send you another preacher, perhaps a very good one. Old lady (still crying): That's * Avhat they promised us last time and they didn't do it. % Did you kiss your sweetheart in a quiet spot " "No, I kissed her on the mouth." It tooke nature ages to make man ' out monkeys, but a beautiful woman can reverse the process in three min utes. Insurance doctor: Any insanity in your family # Lady applicant: Well, no, only my husband imagines he is the head of the house. Za Ga Zig Feet Prints. Smith: What is a woman's idea of hades Jones: One thousand new hats and i-ot a mirror in the house. Women wra created beautiful and foolish; beautifuf that men may love tnam; foolish that they may love men. Wpiie. Papa, did God make man fist and then make woman to please man? ' Papa: Yes, and she did. Willie: But suppose God had made woman first and then made man to please woman? Papa. Son, he would have been tinkering on Adam yet. H F*< B-a THE FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH T F Deitz, Pastor. Preaching first and third Sunday mornings at 11:00 A. M. and second and fourth Sunday nights at 8:00 P. M. Sunday school each Sunday morn ing 10 A. M. Prayer meeting every Wednesday evening at 8 P. M. Ail are cordially invited to attend all of these services. WILLIE QUEEN'S PLACE OF BUSINESS there is one place of business in town that the owner and proprietor deserves more credit than any other, and that is Willie Queen's News Stand Willie has a nice business and he has it arranged in a way he (a cripple) can give you service in his line, and ins line is not only confined to papers and books but his little store is jam med full of many things. Willie does business in a business like manner. You will find a telephone, cash register, and he also believes in advertising. CHURCH MOVIE, MARTIN LUTHER MAY 18 "Martin Luther, His Life and Time" under auspices of the Lutheran Men's Club of the First Lutheran church, of Asheville, N. C., to be given next Sunday evening and night at the Plaza Theatre free. No admission charge wid be made, omy a fr^e-wiL offering will be taken to help defray the expense. This is the only date possible to se cure the showing the entire year as the cinema in such great demand, among the protestant churches of our country since being released by the producers, that an itinery has been ar ranged for a full nine months tour through the length and breadth of our great nation. It is stated that this is in no wise a denominational picture but is just as appealing to one de nomination as to another. Many pas tors are urgent in their appeal to churches to see the wonderful, vivid portrayal of this Reformation movie which has its settings and scenes in matters of over four hundred years ago when all Christendom was in tur moil and unrest and need of a Luther. This picture truly shows though Motion Picture is made to serve high and worthy ends. Prof. Preserved Smith, a very noted critic, writes con cerning this church movie, "historical ly and critically, the production can scarcely be too highly commended. The interiors and exteriors alike, the place and time. Dramatically and artistical ly, the scenes were at times given in a splendid manner, preeminently the scene at the Diet of Worms. On the whole, I must consider this production as one correct, authoritive and reflect ing great credit on the scenario writer." F OR SALE—House and two iota. Mrs. MyraHoMs. Study Club Meets with Mrs. Morris Mrs. M. H. Morris was hostess to the Woman's Study Club on Thursday of last week. The subject of the af ternoon was "American Architecture" this being based from Charles Mim ford's book "Sticks and Stones." Mrs. J. C. Allison ably discussed the sub ject assisted by Mrs. C. A. Bales and Mrs. C. Z. Candler.. Mrs. C. A. Bales was appointed as a delegate to the State Convention in Asheville. Plans were made and com mittees appointed for observing clean up week. < Mrs. Morris served a delicious sal ad course. FOR SHERIFF I wish to announce to the voters that I am in the race for the nomination for sheriff subject to the wiU of the Democratic voters in the primary I wish to thank for past favors, you that I will anything you may Jo for me in ti2 coming primary. ^ ] If nominated I wiH do a!! possibie to aid in earring the entire ticket. N. L. Sutton That Feeting— FLORSHEIM Shoes make you feel good ali over and they look every bit as good as they fee!. - CURLEE CLOTH!NG The most economica! clothing on fhe mayket.—Let us show you.-We have them in the latest styles. Geo. M. Co!e
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