/ Knew " Thtrm Fat Nothing So Coo dh* Congestion and Colda a* Mtutard But thf old-fashioned mustard plaster burned and blistered while it acted. Get the relief and help that mustard plasters gave, without the plaster and without the blister. : Musterole does it. It is. a clean, white ointment, made with oil of mus tard. It is scientifically prepared, so that it works wonders. Gently massage Musterole in with the finger-tips. See how quickly it brings re lief- how speedily the pain disappears. Tty Musterole for sore thr6at, bron chitis, tonsillitis, croup, stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, headache, conges tion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lumbago, pains and acnes of the back or joints, sprains, sore muscles, bruises, chil blains, frosted feet, colds of the chest (it may prevent pneumonia). ? To Moth*rn i Musterole U also mad* in milder form for babiaa and small children. Ask for Children's Musterole. 35c and 65c, Jars and tubes; hot. pital size, $3.00^ American Plow in Demand Proof In demonstration in Paraguay cotton fields that the Iron plow Is an essential factor In production caused such a demand for American plows at Asuncion this year that the supply was less than the demand. DEMAND "BAYER" ASPIRIN Aspirin Marked With "Bayer Cross" Has Been Proved 8afe by Millions. Warning! Unless you see the name "Bayer" on package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 23 years. Say "Bayer*1 when you buy Aspirin. Imitations may prove dangerous. ? Adv. Giant in Giant State Fred Shreuder of Jewell City, Kans., Is the tallest man in his state, in all probabilities, as his claim tp being the Kansas giant goes unprotested. He Is sir feet nine Inches tall, and he is a hard-working fanner. He weighs 255 pounds and has no desire to enter the prize ring. ? Chicago News. The Same Old Backache! Does every day bring the same old baclipche? Do you drag along with your back a doll, unceasing ache? Evening find you "all 'played out"? Don't be diacouraged! Realize it is merely a sign you haven't taken good care of your kidneys. Take things easier for a while and help your kid neys with Doan't Pill*, ? stimulant diuretic to the kidneys. Then the back ache, dizziness, headaches, tired feelings and other kidney troubles will go. Doan'8 have helped thousands and should help you. Ask your neighbor! A North Carolina Case Mrs. Ida Gaddis, Water St., Waynes vllle, N. C, says: "My back ached and I tired quickly and seemed to give out completely. I had dizzy spells when specks before my eyes blurred my sight. My kidneys were too free In action. I felt much better after taking , a box of Doan's Pills and two more boxes drove all trouble from me." , DOAN'S "Vs STIMULANT DIURETIC TO THE KIDNEYS rMm llfltwm Ctnliiii Cb?m~ Buffalo. N. Y. ft*, Uwf Why She Shot Him Hlie had just returned from the bar ber shop, where she had exchanged lier heavy tresses for a shingle. "I simply could not stand the weight of all that liulr on my head unother day." she explained to her angry hus band. "I always thought your head was weak," was his only comment. ? Cin cinnati Enquirer. Dr. P#?rjr*? "Dead Shot" not only expels Worms or Tapeworm but cleans out the mucus In which they breed and tones up the dtcestlon. One dose does It. Adv. Even Knlcker? Does she sharpen her pen cil with your razor? Bocker? Yes,1 but I clean my pipe with her hatpins.? Good Hardware. Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION ?, BELliANS Hot water Sure Relief 1 AND 75* PACKAGES Use Cuticura Soap And Ointment To Heal Sore Hands ??v** Earn Xmas Mone GIRLS WAal % i ?The ? MfiKSN LEGION (Cop j for TbU Dapartmant Supplied b f tha American Legion Niwi hrrioi.) i "FIGHTING JOE" IS NATIONAL CHAPLAIN "Fighting Joe" Is the title which has been bestowed by general consent on Rev. Joseph Lonergan of Durand, 111., recently elected national chaplain of the American Legion. And the title It not airy tinsel, either. It has a background. For It harks bads to kid days when at a boy with two fists who knew bow to use them and Father Joe sometimes found employment for tbem In ways other than earning money by working on railroad tracks to go to college. The story goes back to the time when he was a famous fcotball star, "the miracle halfback* at Stf; Viator's college. The nickname recalls a baseball ca reer culminating 1^ a batting average for his last year of .448, rather a big league average. It carries a picture of Father Joe, the ecclesiastical stu dent at Montreal, tying up his priest ly soutane above bis knees and slid ing bases like Ty Cobb. It Is remi niscent of the young priest at Aurora, HI., who appeared In the pulpit one day with a bulking black eye? fruit of too strenuous endeavors to show Rev. Joseph Lonergan. t N his eighth-graders in the school league he organized how to take 'em hot off the bat. Then comes tlf? time when Father Joe took up his work with the Eighty sixth division organizing at; Camp Grant. He was without military status and without salary, but he car ried on. While there he lectured to all officers at Camp Crant on the ne cessity of religion. Shortly afterward he got a commission as first lieuten ant chaplain, and began his extraordi nary activity In the fighting game. It was he who spoke at Camp Grant's greatest 1 day, July 4, 1918, when h? addressed 50,000 of the division gath ered there. A sentence stood out, which was flashed over the country: "A man never became a man until he got a good punch on the nose." Then the Argonne and the Vosges. Father Joe says that when the shoot ing was close he became Dugout Joe, but the boys don't say that. They think >he's all man. The chaplain re organized' a band for the Twelfth en gineers, "the band with a personality," chosen by the French mission to ac company them when they took over Alsace and Strassburg from the Ger mans. He was transferred to the Ninetieth division and remained with them until he was discharged. Membership in the American Legion followed soon and then his election as department chaplain for Illinois in 1922. . In 1924 he .was unanimously named national chaplain. That's the story of "Flghtln' Joe" Loneryan, whose record at the front with *he men endeared him to all veterans and makes him a very popular "padre." ? Legion Poatt Aim to Cut Down Fire Lo$$ "The source of America's largest and, most preventable waste la fires, and American Legion posts and depart ments throughout the country are tak ing up the problem with an aim to appreciably cut down the loss annually of millions of dollars from fire," de clared Legionnaire J. H. Dulaney. He and W. S. Atkinson are Heading the department of Oklahoma's mov?j for Are prevention. Bo$h are leaders In the Oklahoma Fire Prevention asso ciation. The American Legion, de partment -of California, has been ac tive In fire prevention In the redwood forests on the Coast the past year, i ? * Prize for Student It's time to reward the studious lad with the bulging cerebrum, as well as the campus hero of bulging biceps, de cided the A. A. Mountain post of the Anglican Legion of McMechen, W. Va. Accordingly, they offered, a substantial cash prise, to the high school student whose scholarship ncori is best daring tha m vV-.y : a'\,, - 4 ? ft i | EDUCATION WEEK ~~ ! ?i'T HERE all no record Jn hia ? * tory of a military organ v 1 lzatlon manifesting such an In terest In the themes of peace and there has never before been ?j such an expression on the part ? | of a military organisation of a > 1 | consciousness of the importance I .J > of universal education as a guar- ; ; I antee of the safety and perpetu- , ; ; lty of our democracy, as has been j !' displayed by the American Le gion," waa the declaration of Vernon M. RIegel, director of ; education, state of Ohio/in con- ; ; gratulating the Legion as having ; ; ; been responsible for the lnaugu- ! ; i !; ration , and promotion of Ameri- ; j !| cah Education week. The Le- !|| 1 1 glon in co-operation with na- ! [ ! tional agencies Introduced dkmer- ! [ 'j ! lean Education week in 1921. 1 1 j ; ! The week has been observed an- j ! nually since then by Preslden- j I ] I tlal proclamation. I MANY POSTS AFTER MEMBERSHIP HONORS * ? ? ? V - I American Legion posts throughout the nation have been extremely- ac tive for some weeks In signing up members in advance fDr 1925, accord ing to Frank E. Samuel, national di rector of organization and member ship. Posts have been tumbling over themselves to claim honors for early membership returns. Never before has there been such a contest and such a scramble for recognition in this work, it is declared. First dues for 1925 were received by national headquarters from Joe Williams post at Farmer City, 111., which had signed up 14 men for 1925 by the first of October. The first post in the country to sign up more mem bers for 1925 than it had had in 1924 and to send the dues to national head quarters was Victor Cornell post, Pcll can Rapids, Minn. Fowled post, Fow ler, Ind., the home post of Thomas 8. UcConnell, department commander for 1925, ws a close second. Other posts which were among the first to go over the top in this hot contest were Pulaski post, Detroit, Mich., and Roy Cole post, Grand Ledge, Mich. The Florida and Connecticut de partments are staging a contest to see which will have the larger per centage of 1924 membership signed up for 1925 by the time the bells ring out on New Year's eve. Florida sug gests that the losing department buy the delegates and alternates of the winning outfit a big dinner at the Omaha convention of the Legion next year. Florida appears to be looking for something. That department won only three of the big Legion prizes offered at the 1924 convention. They carried home the trophies for the largest percentage of membership signed , up by March 1 over the pre ceding year's membership, for the largest percentage signed up for the ^year over the preceding year's total and that for the lnrgest number of man miles traveled' to the national convention at St. Paul. Florida sure ly basked in the limelight. Colorado, Utah and Wyoming are mixing things V In a little friendly rivalry, Western style. The winner Is to be the department which signs up for 1925 the .largest percentage of Its 1924 membership and will receive a stand of department colors present ed by the losers. Organized German Labor and Escort Companies Do you know who directed the des tiny of the German prisoners of war taken by American troops during the late fuss abroad? His name an^ title Is Lieut. Col. WilHam Brlswold Gough, at present deputy county surveyor of San Diego county and a member of the Snn Diego post of the American Legion. Colonel Gough is a veteran of the Mexican border trouble, enlist* ing in the army in 1916. When the World war included the United States he was sent to France with the com mission of captain. With the Fifteenth Field artillery he was wounded In ac tion and then was placed on the gen eral staff, where he took complete charge of the prisoner-of-war depart ment of the A. B. F., and in that capacity organized the German labor and escort companies. ? . 1 Fine Clubhouse for Hollywood Legion Men Hollywood (CaL) American Le gionnaires will have one of the larg est and finest clubhouses In the United States, if plans approved by the Hollywood post of the Legion are carried out. The clubhouse will be erected on property already owned by the post and will include swimming pool, a dormitory, gymnasium and oth er departments usually found in the most exclusive men's clubs. Money will be obtained to finance the building of the club from the weekly boxing bouts held at the Legion stadium, which have i proven very popular with the "movie" populace, stars and "extras" alike. Hollywood post recently raised $100,000 to carry on the post's relief work for disabled veterans. , Iowa County Lost Most Mm Madison county, Iowa, According to figures of American Legionnaires of the county, lost uiore men during the World 'war than any county In the United States in proportion to popu lation. With a loss of 52 men, Madi son county gave more than any coun ty to make the world ? safer plact Sadie was a dear little girl. She had a pretty^oice and pretty ways and she bad alittle dog namef Snow. Snow was very small and very fluffy. His hair was very curly and he had a great deal of hair. ( - Sometimes Sadie wished her hair would curl so easily ! n . Snow enjoyed life very much. He had -a warm box for his bed. It had soft cushions in it and he could carl up and'go to sleep. Then Sadie had a little neighbor friend who was fond of Snow and who played with him, too. Snow thought life was very nice in deed for a little pet dog with a de voted mistress such as Sadie, and with so many friends, too. v *> ,. But one day in the winter time Snow got into the cellar. It was fun there. He-had a beautiful tirte. ' He pl^jred in the coal bin and thought it was lots of fun to see the coal go coasting down from the coal piles. And lie loved to see his own fluffy white paws become so changed In color. That was very amusing. Well, after he had been playing for a long time In the cbal bin he heard Sadie calling for him. He was sure he would surprise her. He was sure sfie would think his .little black feet were very cunning. But when he came rushing up from the cellar Sadie seemed too aston Sadie 8eemed Too Astonished. islied to be as happy as he thought she would be. "Oh, Snow I" she said. "How you do look!" , And wiien he wasted to bound Into her lap, she said, 'Oh, no, down! DoWn, Snow, you naughty dog !" Well, she didn't like his black paws as he had thought she would ! He had been naughty. That ex plained perhaps why lie had been hav ing so very good a time. He was being naughty ! / Sadie's friends came to see her that very afternoon and they laughed at him. "Well," said Sadie, "you wouldn't laugh if you had only given him a bath two days afeo, and how look at him! "But he does look funny I will ad mit." Only you see he is so used to being 1 petted, and I simply can't pet him while he is like that "He'd simply ruin everything I had on." Everyone seemed to ngr?e that this was so. . . V, ; . s I Well, be had a bath that very after noon and then he couldn't go out be cause he had to keep very warm so as not ?o catch cold. ^ And he was covered up with a blanket and watched over carefully. Not very long after this Snow was taking a walk with Sadie and with several of her friends. It was a nice day but the day be fore bjid been wet and rather foggy and the snow looked dirty dnd horrid. Now his name was Snow and when be had looked dirty everyone had ex claimed In horror? though some1 had laughed seeing him as he had been. At any rate Sadie had rushed at once to give him a bath. But the snow all around was dirty and no one seemed to think It was ftanny. ? No one seemed to be laughing at It, nor giving It a bath, nor doing any thing about cleaning it. Well, people were very strange. Snow had made up his mind about that. , ? But they were nice In spite of every thing. That was true/too. So be enjoyed life as much as ever, only when he couldn't understand th'ngs he gave op trying jo understand them. or puzzle them out. It was much better for a little dog not to worry his head about' some of the curious ways of humans? It waa much better that way. t - ; The main thing that counted was that humans were nlce?nd that Sadie was nicest of all and she was his mistress, his own dear, dCar mistress! How Ho Wat Punished Small Johnny ? bid your mother punish you for going in swimming yes terday, as she threatened to? Little Bobby? You bet she did. She made me take a bath. Hiddhi When does a 'boy eat most? When he's hungry. V ?? ? What Is a scoots weakest part? 4 tenderfoot ; t * - 'V v - VLl ?*'? ?J.'j *? - * V*1"'* ,T/I SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and 1NS1ST1 Unless' you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you are ?If* Tettine the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe to JS ??? FMrtW b, phjiktos 2. ,,,n ,? 'a' 0 ~ ^ Headache , * * " Colds Pain Neuralgia Toothache Lumbago Neuritis Rheumatism Accept only. "Bayer" package which contains proven directions. Handy "Bejel" boxes of 12 tablets ? Alio bottles of 24 and 100 ? Druggie AwUto la tbm trad* auk *t It/X Kuifictsrt of Hoaoacetlcmcldeiter of BalUyUeidl Even Better "I'm going to call my baby Charles," said the author; "after Charles Lamb, you know.* He is such a dear little lamb." "Oh, I'd call him William Dean," said the friend. "He Howells so much." ? Wisconsin Octopus. Green's August Flower The remedy with a record of fifty eight years of surpassing excellence. All who suffer wltii nervous dyspep sia, sour stomach, constipation, indi gestion, torpid liver, dizziness, head aches, coming-up of food, wind on stomach, palpitation and other indica tions of digestive disorder, will find GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER an ef fective and efficient remedy. For flfty-elght years this medicine has been successfully used In millions of households all over the civilized world. Because of its merit and pop ularity GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWEB Is found today wherever medicines are sold. 30 and 90 cent bottles. ? Adv. , ? One-Man Island Isle Royale, the proposed American national park, in Lake Superior, has one all-year-round resident, who is paid by the state of Michigan to kill off wolves that may reach there from the mainland. WHY 0RU66ISTS RECOMMEND SWAMP-ROOT For many years druggistB have watched with much interest the remarkable record maintained by Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder medi cine. It is a physician's prescription. Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi cine. It helps the kidneys, liver and bladder do the work natfire intended they should do. Swamp-Root has stood the test of years. It is sold by all druggists on its merit and it should help you. No other kidney medi cine has so many friends. Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start treatment at once. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation, send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer A Co., Binghamton, N. Y., tor a ?ample bottle. When writing, be sure and mention this paper.? Advertisement. 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Then, I began taking Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, took it about one month, and I have never had chills since. The terrible li#er trouble and indigestion which I had are gone and I am enjoying good health." ? Walter R. Martin. All dealers. Tablets or liquid m V The Household Necessity Forcuti, burns, blisters, rashes, wounds, or skin trouble! of any kind. Soothing and healing. Keep it always in the house. In tube* or bottles. Look for the trademark " Vaseline" on every package. It U your protection. Chesebrough Mfg. Co. (Cont'd) State Street New Yotk Vaseline otuiJKtorr. PETROLEUM JELLY MUNYONf PAW PAW PILLS for Constipation A mild, effsctln laxatlv*. Quickly rations ilia and dis comforts resulting from alurgish llvar and bowels. Munyoo's Paw Paw Tonic ? make* you well, keeps "There h Hop* you young at all druccists > Satisfaction guaranteed or money rflnno*" MUNYON'S . No busy mil n wants mvre (hao three suits of clothes t" takp rare but he accumulates more. Chi ' \ . N UDREN Cry for 'I I MOTHER Fletcher's Cas toria is a pleasant, harmless f&ric, Tcething~?)r0D , Substitute for Castor Oil, Tare for Infants in ??? ^ ^?ot^inS Syrups, especially prepared ams and Children all ageS. ?To aroid- imitations, always look for the signature of c^3 ^r0Ten directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend ft* v Y