SBBa=r v i" \ . . 1 G ' /' ? < 'j and Return y ' i') c TUESDAY, SEPT. 20th, 1927 ROUND'TRIP PARES I K -1 ?: T? V/ To From , Cincinnati Louisville :Asheville 1. ..?$14.00 w- $13.00 Brevard: ,... ^?15.60 14.60 ) Black Mountain 14.60 13.60 1 lendersonville .... 14.80 * 13.80 Wavnesville .... X. 15.05 ! 14.05 *.?> * " . ' o Half fare for children between ages of 5 and 12 vears. V \> V f . . Equally low fares from other sta tions.'^ - 1 ! - Tickets good in Sleeping Cars upon payment of Pullman fare. Tickets good on 0 SPECIAL TRAIN 5 Lv. Asheville .... ? 8:45 P. M, Sept 20 A r Cincinnati 11:20 A. M. Sept 21 Ar Louisville 11:45 A. M, Sept. 21 RETURN TRIP Tickets will bo honored on all regular trains schedul * . i ' ? . . ? x id to arrive original starting point prior to midnight ot' OCTOBER 5tlN A' splendid^ opportunity to visit other Northern * . i . i jTilu'rti also to take advantage of the World's Champion t.' ship l>out DEMPSEY vs. TUNNEY Chicago, 111., Thursday, Sept. 22nd For other information consult local Ticket Agent Or t he undersigned. ^ J.H.WOOD DIVISION PASSENGER AGENT, 42 HAYWOOD ST. - > ASHEVILLE, N. C. SOUTHERN RAILWAY SYSTEM 6 O i EQUIPPED WITH Hood Tires e 1 - ? " '; .. -a: < The Service Truck 011 the Motorcade to Montreal was equip ped with HOOD TIRES, and earned n stock of Hood Tires and Tubes for the cars who failed to equip^with HOODS before the C? t | < b start. Let us equip your ear with HOODS and end your tire 3 ? 1 ?> (! ? / . ? .V -v* t < , \ t] , N (, .. ? ' i '-V ^ W -5 SYLVA SERVICE STATION r,' . 'l. ) ( f~ ? \ | DAYTON TIRES GULF PRODUCTS HOOD TIRES ( \ > . v> , s i' H) ' o . t.l .0 A' \? a 0> Aids to Fall Sewing McGALL ' ' ' ' ? ?? The September McCall Patterns are rt^NTED PATTTTPNTC O' I ' lDKWa (> v here in time for the Fall sewing. I save you trouble of ordering pat r ^erns by keeping Jn stock a good as sortment of the 'latest patterns. i _ # i The most reliable fashion publica > tions are also to be found here. ? v? _ 0 X. ? ; f\ MAGAZINES ) BOOKS , , C ?- ' SS '? '' ? BILLY QUEEN News Stand "THE STORE OF SERVICE" This, Thatan'Tother By ABE RIOKENS I have an idea this stuff will be read when Will Rogers, the humorist, is forgotten. And probably not before You can hear anything. One said the house burned down and another s>aid the furniture burned up. Sure had their ups and downs. Lady overhead in local department store: "Let me see some invisible hooks and eyes." I know an elderly man who was vaccinated , with a talking machine needle back in ninety-eight. It took. ) There was a young man six feet tall \ Who fell in the spring in the fall. 'Twould have been a sad thing Had he died in the spring, But he didn't, he died in the fall.'" I autumn make it clear I'm not the author, summer apt to have seen in. Anonymous wrote that. In fact, he wrote a right smart of good stuff. I' found the following in an old scrap book, dated 1847. Onward the 'lectric Light Brigade. O what a wonderful change they made When I thot that it orter ? "j Be two an' a quarter, It was four an' a half that I paid,. ? ? -. 'Y -? .' :. * THE GIFTED PREVAR I went to sec Ash Totogat about eight bucks that he owed me. He owes it yet for all of that and more, too, as you soon shall sec. I says to Totagat, says I, "How 'bout a little cash toda}'?" Says Ash, "I wish that I may die if ary copper I can pay -right now. I'll try and see next week if I can't scrape yon up some dough, but things is lookin' purty bleak.-1'11 do my best but I don't know. You see this shovel ia my hand," says pore ol' Ash, an nearly cried/"I've( put old Red be neath the sand. My only cow. She up an died. The kids has got the chicken pox an' I ain't hauled a pole fer days. It seems like I git more hard knocks. The wagon's broke an' I can't raise four dollars fer to fill the wheel. I don't know what I'm gona do." Says I, "I know just how you feel. You've got cnugh 10 make you blue. So here now Ash, tfUcc this four plunks to patch up the wpeel so's you can haul, and pay it back in little chunks jist- any time twixt now an' fall." I went my way a feclin' prime and come back by at half past four and havin' yit a little time, I stopt in Tod McNoodle's storo An Tod remarked that it was quare what folks would buy, "Why tjjst today," he says, "I sold a thing I swear I thought I couldn't give away." "What's that," says I, an laughed you know, "a pair o' green specks fer a goat?" " Why no," says Tod, "a piccolo, an' Totagat can't play a note." "Who's that," I yells, "you don't mean Ash?" "Why yes of course," says Tod, "you see that fool paid me four dollars cash an' I'd a been glad to git three." Tom Foolery. More alfalfa than ever before will be planted in North Carolina , this fall from present indications. Many farmers arc cooperating to buy car loads of limestone to help build up their soil for the crOp. Repair the poultry house, stop the cracks and leaks, and cull the flock preparatory to winter, advises one successful poultryman. WANT COLUMN 1 The rate for classified ads in this column is 10c. per line for each insertion, averaging six j (6) words to a line.. ? r-r*?? ! i FARMING?Western Carolina's best, methods and opportunities de scribed in new farm Journal. Sam ple free. Half year subscription ten cents. Hollowell's Mountain Farm er, Heudersjonville, N. C. BEAUTIFUL ASSORTMENT, Finest quality draperies, household linens and dress gqods, hosiery and lin gerie?displayed 'by appointment. Write Iva Lee Nations, Whitticr, North Carolina. FOR SALE?I Pair of Mufes age 5 and 6 years, wagon and harness. Will trade for cows or hogs. Terms if wanted. N. C. Brown, Sylva, N.C CAR STORAGE# I HAVE AMPLE room for storage of automobiles. Rates by month, week or day. See J. H. DeHart at Coward; Hons \ . . : f * YOUNG MAN, STAY SOUTH (Greeville, S. 'C., piedmont F. Gordon Cobb, often referred to as the dean of the practical textile men of Dixie, talks in thjs fashion to tire Atlanta correspondent of the New York Journal of Commerce: "It is hard 1'or a young man in the South to escape. success. Oppor tunity on this side of the line stands with such long arms, so widely stretch ed that if a fellow runs at all he'll run into them. . , New England mills are establishing themselves here, where climate and labor conditions are favorable and where they will be in the heart of the cotton belt?a decided advantage. . . . The South faces one of the greatest periods of prosperity it has ever known." (. Here is a South Carolinian who, to our way of thinking, knows what he is talking about. His opinion, young men casting about for some worth while place to cast their lots may be interested ir. knowing confirms the views of every outstanding man whose comments we have been priveleged lately to read. And t hose who feel this way about it by 110 means are confined to this section. The West used to be the land of promise and opportunity. It stHl is good country, just as all America is. But the outstanding territory that bids to the young man today is the South* It offers more than any other be cause its development promises to be swifter and,more sure. T . ? - % . / . ANOTHER JAIL DELIVERY IN FRANKLIN Franklin Press The second jail delivery in four weeks occurred here Monday when Charlie Smith, alias Jake Sanford, broke around out of a chair, sharpen ed it with a pocket knife into the shape of a chisel, and dug tyis way through the brick wall of the Macon county jail. Late Tuesday officers had clues fhey said, as to his whereabouts, bur he was still at large. The chisel-shaped chair round, the bricks carefully removed, and a rope improvised from sheets hanging through the hole in the wall were mute evidence of the method by which the man escaped. Harley Rey nolds, the other prisoner in the jail, gave the alarm about 7:30 Monday night. The prisoner had been gone then about 20 minutes, he said. A blood hound was brought hers that night from Waynesville but fail ed to follow the man's trail for more than a short distance. Tt was just four weeks ago Mon day that the entire population of the local jail?six prisoners?sawed their way out. None of these.have been apprehended. The two prisoners, the officer* said, were in the front room of the \ ? jail. Shortly after supper cach night, the prisoners are locked in their cells, and Smith made his getaway, according to Reynolds, just before the supper hour. t Reynolds, asked why he didn't also leave, is said to have told the officers that he "came in at the door, and expected to go out the same way." The point at which Smith dug the hole in the wall is the west wall of the jail, near the front. On this sido the old Pendergrass building stands, there being just a narrow alley be , tween the jail" and this building. The man was tracked down this alley, and into the cornfield behind the jail. ,1 SCHOOL PAPER TOR ANDREWS Andrews, Sept. 6.?According to Superintendent Allen, of the Andrews High School, a school paper is to be started this week primarily for the use of the people within the limits of the school district. Professor Allen states that it is his opinion such a paper will stimulate the interest in the work of the school and that it yill bring the patrons of the school in closer toueh with each other and thai each month patrons as well as stu dents will be interested to know more of the workings of the school,, ^nd through this medium the people at large will be able to get desired in formation about the school. He fur ther states that other matters of local interest will be published in the paper from time to time. q Corn sold as pork paid $1.62 for each bushel fed under demonstration methods this year. Travel by Train COMFORTABLE ECONOMICAL SAFE "7\J: . \ ' ? i ;? ? ' " rN. p ''' REDUCED ROUND TRIP FARES FOR SHORT TRIPS ): .. ; . . ? '? Ask Ticket Agents SOUTHERN RAILWAY SYSTEM i i OUR CONSERVATISM IS YOUR SAFEGUARD That is teli rock upon which we have t ,' built this great sound banking insti tution. That is the basis of our ap- < peal to you as a business man and a family man. Do your banking busi ness here and you are safe. * ' * ?' . _ ? ? .?*. Tuckaseegee Bank Vann B. Hayes ' T. Oakley Lonsford HEALTH AND LIFE FOR MOTORS , HAYES & LUNSFORD ELEC. CO. Armature Winding, Motor and General Electrical Repairs Agents for WESTINGHOUSE Power Equipment Phone 5621 1 ' Rear 116 Patton Ave. Night 1470-J ^ ASHEVILLE, N. 0. SOME SPECIALS IN FEEDS Union Grange Dairy Feeds $3.25 Crusader Horse Feed ; $3.00 Tuxedo Hog Ration $3.35 , We have a considerable quantity of choice Georgia Syrup, that we mean to sell. Come ?nd get our prices and take the syrop withwith you. "We Iiave good Country Corn and Corn Meal. Seed Rye for Sale. ' J. B. Ensleu & Son Feed, h!our and Groceries