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tVf c Sports! \ by Rodney Cline Water Polo Club to host tourney in Koury Koury Natatorium will be the site Saturday and Sunday for the largest water polo tournament in the southeast. Hosted by the UNC Water Polo Club, the tournament brings 18 teams together for a weekend of round robin games. “All the schools from the Triangle will be there,” said club President Josh Rabinowitz. He added that other clubs will come from the University of Tennessee, Johns Hopkins, Virginia Tech, VMI, and Rockville, Md. The tournament begins Saturday at 8 a.m. and lasts until 9 p.m. UNC will be in action that day at 10 and 4. Sunday’s games will last from 9-4. There is no admission charge to the tournament, and refreshments will be provided. The Tar Heels finished second in their latest competition, a Mar. 20 tournament at N.C. State. Kevin O’Brien led Carolina with 7 goals, and Shaun Donegan added 5 goals. An evening of dance premiers in Memorial Hall UNC Modem Extension will present “An Evening of Dance Choreogra phy by Students and Faculty” tonight and tomorrow night at Memorial Hall. Show time each night is 8 p.m. There is a $5 admission charge. The guest choreographer for the event is Jack Arnold Sailing Club takes to the waters in 3 regattas • The UNC Sailing Club proved there’s noplace no like home when it won the first-ever North Carolina Collegiate Sailing Championships at Jordan Lake Mar. 20. A low point scoring system was used, with the first place finisher of each individual race receiving one point, second place two, and so on. UNC won with 12 points, UNC-Wilmington had 18, N.C. State had 25, and Wake Forest finished last with 35 points. Sage Brennan of Cape Cod, Mass., and crew Charlie Saville of Easton, Md., had a perfect day, leading the UNC team with four first place finishes in the B-division. Pierce Barden of Wilmington and crew Glenn Trunnell of Southport took two first place finishes in the A-division. • The club finished fifth in the seven-team North Points Regatta #2, held in Clemson, S.C., on Mar. 6. The' Citadel won the event, followed by the College of Charleston, Clemson, Davidson, UNC, Duke, and N.C. State. Barden and Trunnell represented the Tar Heels in the A-division, while Saville and ctew Anne Weeks sailed in the B-division. • UNC travelled to Gainesville, Fla., in late February to participate in the invitation-only Old South Regatta. The field was exceptionally competitive, as evidenced by UNC’s seventh place finish. Texas won the event, followed by Florida, Texas A&M, Tulane, Eckerd College, Rollins College, UNC, and Spring Hill College. Both Texas and Tulane are nationally top-twenty sailing clubs, while sailing is a varsity sport at Eckerd and Rollins. Barden and crew Kyle Owen sailed for the Tar Heels in the A-division, while Brian Lunsford with crew Saville represented the club in the B-division. Women’s lax routs TJNC-G The UNC Women’s Lacrosse Club crushed UNC-G by a 15-4 count in Greensboro on Mar. 21. “We had only 11 players, no subs, and a goalie who had never been in goal before,” said club president Sarah King. Martha Cockrell sparked UNC with 9 goals, Jenn Eames scored 3, Carla Nappi scored 2, and Danielle McCully added 1 goal IM-REC sports notes • The April Fools Day Poker Joker Fun Run is scheduled for today at 4 p.m. Runners should meet on the front steps of Woollen Gym. This is no April Fools Joke! • Softball playoff brackets will be posted Friday after noon. • Entries open Monday for frisbee golf, Almost Anything Goes, and Volleyball Spike Fest. Entries close Tuesday for the fencing tournament and volleyball triples. • A manager’s meeting will be held at 7 p.m. Monday in Woollen 304- • The annual Big 4 Sports Day is next Wednesday at N.C. State. • The Sports Club Council will meet in Fetzer 104 next Wednesday at 7 p.m. • Guy King won the high jump at the recent IM-REC Indoor Track Meet. Other winners and their events included: Chris Bowling, long jump, 40 yard run, 220 yard run: Allen DesAutels, 880 yard run; Lee Hilts and Mike Miller, 2X176 relay; Michael Hogan, 1 mile run; and Brett Doyle, 440 yard run. mister Dear Mr. Omni, what’s the best stunt I can pull on my roommate? Dear Reader, well, that depends on who your roommate is. If he’s bigger than you, take it easy, and for goodness sakes, DON’T LET HIM FIND OUT ITWAS YOU. If your roommate, is, say, a queasy freshman who still eats at Seconds, Please! every day, you could hide his meal card. (Remember: Only YOU can use your UNC ONE card!) He’ll panic, thinking about the meal equivalency he’s sure to lose. What fun. Dear Mr. Omni, what if I’m bigger than my roommate and I really can’t stand him? Dear Reader, well, Sweetums, in that case, go to the grocery store (or even Student Stores), and buy a bottle of Nair or some other depilatory. Then empty his bottle of conditioner and try to suppress your giggles when he heads for the shower. Dear Mr. Omni, I was thinking about playing a prank on my professor ... Dear Reader, so did a bunch of law students last year. They hired a stripper to perform during class to upstage him while he was lecturing. It was funny at the time, sure, but you wanna talk about outrage the next day! If you want to pull an April Fools on your professor, make signs saying that class is canceled and hang them all over the building where your class meets, and on the door of the classroom. Chances are, your prof will be too busy reading some gripping dissertation on the history of paper clips to notice. And chancesare, he’ll go on and lecture to a bunch of empty desks. Ha! Dear Mr. Omni, is it true that prank phone calls are really illegal? Dear Reader, yes, they certainly are. Put only if you get caught. Call from someone else’s phone, and you’ll have committed two devious April Fools pranks with one burst of effort. Dear Mr. Omni, I’m really tight on cash, and I was thinking abouttelling my parents I was arrested and needed bail money. Do you think that’s a funny April Fools joke, and do you think it’ll work? Dear Reader, sure it’ll work if your folks are dopes. This could really backfire. You’re better off going to Sera Tec and selling bodily fluids. Or do what everyone else does: call your grandparents. Dear Mr. Omni, I really have no sense of humor whatsoever, but today of all days, I need to be funny. What should I do? Dear Reader, I’ve had tons of fun laughing at you already. Chances are, others are laughing at you too. No need to wreck a good thang. Dear Mr. Omni, why are you on page two today instead of on the center spread? Dear Reader, flexibility is the key to life. Sorry if you’re traumatized, but the two biggest April Fooisever, lan Williams and Kevin Kruse, waxed a little too poeticformetofiton their page. Besides, they’re bigger than me —a lot bigger. Kevin’s hair alone could kill a person. STAFF Jennifer Brett, Editor Mike Workman and Wendy Mitchell, Assistant Editors Peter Roybal and Erica Southworth, Design Editors VICKI HYMAN, MONDY LAMB, ANNE MICHAUD and AMBER NIMOCKS, Senior Writers ION ALLEN, EVERETT ARNOLD, EMILY BERRY, ROB BRITTAIN, SUMMER BURKES, RODNEY CLINE, ANDREW CROOK, NED DIRLK, JENNIFER DURHAM, CHRIS FREEMAN, KEVIN KRUSE, MICHELLE LAMBETH, JARED LEVY, ALEX FREW MCMILLAN, WENDY MITCHELL, TINA PIFER, MARK PRINDLE, JIM RASH, JON RICH, ERICA SOUTHWORTH, CHRIS SPECK, SCOTT TIMBERG and KRISTI TURNBAUGH, Writers JOHN O'BRIEN, MICHELLE COUTURE, TIFFANY HEADY, JACKIE LIPKIN, ALISON SHEPHERD, STEPHANIE STASICA and JANE SHlNN, Design Staff ALICIA MILLER, Copy Editor OMNITHRUST April Fools Day! This holi day has long been one of Mr. Omni’s favorites. De cause of his size and all, he’s been able to pull off some pretty nifty pranks, like crawling into the salad bar at Lenoir with his pals, the roaches, then scream ing “AUGGGGHH!!! Don’t eat me!” Works every time.
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