DIVERSIONS
WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENT SECTION • THE DAILY TAR HEEL • THURSDAY. JANUARY 12. 1995 •
Dive Into 1995! MM\
1994 has faded faintly into the background, and 1995 has J J
finally arrived, probably escorted in with a big ol’ bang. So, as you
attempt to keep those resolutions in check while muddling through the
first week back to school, we at Diversions want to offer up a few
humorous and a few serious suggestions to start your year out the right \ MtUKB
way. BY ALISON MAXWELL, MITCH BENNETT AND CHARLIE SPEIGHT and
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