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The great lengths students will go to in order to avoid forking over payment for a parking ticket.
Check out the creative, yet questionable, excuses students came up with.
“I had to pee!”
“Someone stole my car and parked it there!”
“Snow was covering the sign”
“You didn’t see my permit”
“I was too drunk to move the car”
“Someone stole the sticker from my car!”
“I thought we were still under weather advisory”
“What fire lane?”
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Roommates—can’t live with them. Here are some of the best
reasons why going potluck can be incredibly unlucky.
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“Sleeping in the nude”
“Hanging up Garfield posters”
“Listening to a Cookie Monster cd”
“Kissing her Leonardo DiCaprio poster every night before bed
time”
“Munching on corn chips dipped in Cool Whip”
“Shaving his back”
“Turning on his radio while mine is already playing”
“Cleaning obsessively”
“The SNOOZE button”
“Walking around topless”
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