uHie iaily ®ar Bprl Confident Voices Define Indie Rock Genre at Cradle By Aaron Freeman Staff Writer Guided by Voices is not, by any means, the original indie rock band. It has, however, absolutely defined the genre. The definitive article, it seems, remains a mirage in the wide margins of the main stream and the hot new single, yet the band remains an icon of the not too-distant under ground. Icons have shows like rey/W? Guided by Voices Cat's Cradle Saturday, Oct. 26 ★★★★☆ Saturday night’s at the Cat’s Cradle. Frontman Robert Pollard is the Mick Jagger of Generation X. His heavy drinking, heavy-smoking, mic-swinging, fist-pumping, lip-pursing flamboyance wrapped the stage in unabashed, unre penting confidence. Pollard was a mad man who never once let the fans down - which worked out well because the Cradle was packed to its guts. From the start, with “From a Voice Plantation,” a cut from the band’s latest record, Pollard thrashed and wailed the L | ... PHOTO COURTESY OF PARAMOUNT PICTURES The "Jackass" crew brews mayhem in an oversized shopping cart packed with a midget, "Party Boy," and a guy with one testicle. Shocking 'Jackass' Lives Up to Television Fame By Ashley Harrell Staff Writer „ Johnny Knoxville is living the new American dream - making lots of money with not much effort - exempt from respecting anyone, including himself. He’s brilliant. “Jackass: The Movie,” a Dickhouse Production starring Knoxville and some of his sadistic and willing cronies, succeeds in every thing it sets out to do. Much like the former television ,— ~-^^7ndwe> rey/ew "Jackass: The Movie" ★ ★★★☆ show, each of the unrelated scenes is hilarious, vomit-inducing or just plain absurd, stimulating a variety of reactions from the audience for all its 85 minutes. On board are the token midget (Jason “Wee Man” Acuna), the fat man with an unusually shaped butt (Preston Lacy), the guy with a near-life-sized tat too of himself on his back (Steve-O) and the two guys that get naked a lot (Chris Pontius and Ryan Dunn). They all have one thing in common -a love for the inappropriate. Let’s just face it, most of daily life is bor ing. Most people are boring, and if you really think about the world for too long, you’ll realize nothing matters. It’s about time someone decided to perform asinine stunts for the sake of having a good time and entertaining America’s youth. Of course, there are people who will disagree - people who think watching a grown man fake a dump in a display toi let of a hardware store is “a bad influ ence” on their children. People who believe hiding in a bush and repeatedly blowing a foghorn as golfers swing isn’t funny but mde. People who fail to understand why anyone would stick a toy car in his or her rectum just to see the look on the radiol ogist’s face while interpreting the X-ray. These people are what’s wrong with planet Earth. Sure, “Jackass” doesn’t have a plot, Join Us Before Or After TU Movie —J Tir-Irlyh Chttr W*vr Dxi ry Rd, Ck&f>! Hill. Nor TihArl/M & CUlsa TltthrS 942-6624 All Skhdu/icUs hotn colts U/itl kotTN|TNkd fries! crowd into something like a drug-fueled golden dream. Indeed, new album Universal Truths and Cycles was ever-present, delivering both hits and misses at the show. “Cheyenne,” light and poppy with a twinge of Lennon vocals, created a scene of hopping, smokey delight. Heavier “Everywhere with Helicopter” used brash guitar riffs and omnipresent cymbal crashing to unmitigated perfec tion. Indie pop introduced itself to grunge rock with hundreds of fans to happily bear witness. “Skin Parade,” however, illustrated the downside to Universal Truths and Cycles , where radical rambled with unpleasantly obscure. About the time of Pollard’s final screechings, the crowd - for the first time - silendy beckoned for the next song. This moment was easily forgotten as track after track of quality music strutted into the audience’s ringing ears. “Glad Girls,” perhaps the band’s best five song, simply jubilates, “Hey hey, glad girls only want to get you high.” Reckless and fun chorals resulted in hundreds of flat tened cans underfoot in a scene of bliss induced bouncing. but neither do most movies that aim for one. “Save the Last Dance,” “A.1.,” and anything with Jennifer Love Hewitt are just a few examples. Feeble-stomached persons be warned: This movie contains yellow sno-cones and violent paper cuts applied to the webbings of fingers and toes. The cameraman and the urine eater both vomit, and you might also - but it’s all in good fun. A question of social responsibility invariably comes up with scenes like these, and that question is best answered by the midget when he farts in the face of a woman pointing out that his panda costume has no tail. “Jackass” should be commended for its raw and unadulterated pursuit of what’s funny. Although Knoxville and his friends make it look easy, humor is actually a delicate issue that easily can be botched if the wrong person gets to express an idea or give input “Jackass” is not to blame for giving tat toos while off-roading or for fighting fire works attached to male genitalia because if humans weren’t sick enough to find these funny, there would be no need. Johnny Knoxville is successfully giv ing people what they want and enjoying life for its less serious pleasures. Deep down, every American wants to be him - except for the ones who don’t. The Arts & Entertainment Editor can be reached at artsdesk@unc.edu. '|’| lfl | • 620 Market St. ""Lll 111 Hl;l , , , Take 15/501 South towards Pittsboro Exit Main St./Southern Village RED DRAGON QE 3:30-7:00-9:30 WHITE OLEANDER IBSFra 4:00-7:10-9:40 SWEET HOME ALABAMA EHS 3:45-7:15-9:35 THE RING (Em) 4:15-7:20-9:45 |Tad, Um $4.75 PIOI TA L SEATING CAROLINA UNION REEL CREW flicKS, JT ■■■?■* the Union’- FreeNlovies^n_-i MINORITY REPORT Friday, Nov 1 9 7pm Saturday, Nov 2 @ 9:45pm FREE! ABOUT A BOY Friday, Nov 1 @ 9:45pm Saturday, Nov 2 @ 7pm FREE! S Check out the Fall 2002 Film Schedule at www.unc.edu/cuab or pick up a copy, at this weekend's films! DIVERSIONS Also impossible to ignore was “As We Go Up, We Go Down,” an appropriate ly placed piece of mellow pop genius. The show ambled along this way through nearly three hours, two encores, an on-stage cooler of beer and a fifth of Jack Daniels. No question about it - the spectacle of on-stage performance more than equaled the music on this night. For a final, wowing display of devotion, fans banded together to wail out the lyrics to “A Salty Salute” in a scene akin to a shady after-hours Irish tavern, bringing the band out for another extended encore. Finishing the show with The Who’s “Baba O’Riley” and the Beatles’ “Hard Day’s Night,” guitarist Doug Gillard took control with fick-for-lick authentic guitar solos. Said plainly, Guided by Voices rocked the Cradle in every way imagin able. The band got drunk, the band played enchanting music, and the band showed Chapel Hill the meaning of indie rock and the meaning of fun. The Arts & Entertainment Editor can be reached at artsdesk@unc.edu. Merritt Comes Home With Perfected Talent, Thanks By Allison Rost Staff Writer Even though it was physically impos sible to stop tapping your toes at Tift Merritt’s concert Saturday, there’s no way your feet could have missed the vibrating currents tearing outward from the guitars on stage through the floor of the Great Hall. That’s how hard she rocked. In a homecom ing concert, for mer UNC student , /reviews Tift Merritt Great Hall Student Union Saturday, Oct. 26 ★★★★★ Merritt and her rock/country band Stillhouse set up in the unlikely campus venue. But despite the slighdy off-kilter acoustics, their obvious enthusiasm for playing in front of a hometown crowd overpowered any noticeable flaws. Merritt was capping off her promo tional tour for her new album Bramble Rose with this stop at the University - and she had a few surprises in store for the crowd. 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Times 7:1 5, 9:30, SAT-SUN 2:30, 4:40 “A BRILLLIANT NEW FILM! KINNEAR IS UNCANNY!" •*oci tun. CHICAGO SUN-TIMES \, AUTO FOCUS 7:10, 9:20 SAT-SUN 2:10, 4:40 SPIKITEV AWAY 7:00, 9:30, SAT-SUN 2:00, 4:30 no 7:00 show, Tues., Nov. 5 hurry! must end Tues., Nov 5 ■HI 7:20, 9:10, SAT-SUN 2:20, 4:10 | 7:00, 9.30, SAT-SUN 2:00, 4:30 MOSTLY MARTHA 8 WOMEN 7:10, SAT-SUN 2:10 9:20, SAT-SUN 4:20 jiaWPkfr ' - HHp DTH/LUCAS HAMMONDS Lead singer Robert Pollard and guitarist Doug Gillard of Guided By Voices perform at the Cat's Cradle on Saturday. between songs, Merritt said, “I don’t do these confessional speeches for other audiences.” But that wasn’t the only treat she had on reserve. A longtime fan in the audience shout ed out a request for Merritt oldie “Cadillac.” Despite the singer com menting that she hadn’t played that song during the entire tour, she and her band whipped up a rollicking version that had more heads bobbing than any other song all night. But the highlight of the show was eas ily their cover of an old Delaney & Bonnie tune, which had Merritt - armed with only a tambourine - slith ering and slinking in front of the micro phone in a powerful demonstration of her sensual stage presence. She belted out die bluesy song with an incredible spark that left the crowd dazed. The members of Stillhouse deftly provided excellent backup and proved they could hold their own by opening the show with a 40-minute Merritt-less set. 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Brown immediately launched into a stereotyp ical commercial announcer’s voice as he plugged the merchandise available out side, much to Merritt’s delight. Another break gave the two guitarists the opportunity to tease their front woman about leaving her suitcase in Washington, D.C. But there was no question over who was the star of this show. Merritt flitted about the stage, effortlessly switching from acoustic to electric guitar or from keyboard to harmonica when the applicable mood struck her. Even with the powerful instrumenta tion, her brassy, beautiful voice soared to the forefront every time. Merritt seemed incapable of delivering a vocalization that wasn’t infused with energy and fife. She made her way through a set con sisting of songs both old and new and mind-boggling in quality. Her ballads were just as uplifting as anything with a faster tempo. Thursday, October 31, 2002 dive • ‘ recommends ■ abandoned-places.com Whether you’re into photography or enjoy vicarious breaking and entering, this site features haunting ly beautiful images of abandoned European casdes, hospitals and fac tories. ■ “After Hours” by Martin Scorcese This early ’Bos dark come dy follows a boring computer pro grammer’s night trapped “after hours” in SoHo with a cast of bizarre characters including sado-masochistic sculpters, homosexual bikers and go go waitresses. Cringe and cackle as the protagonist faces mohawk night at the neighborhood punk club and a mob led by an ice cream track in his pathetic attempts to get back home. Duncan Pittman can be reached at dunkabob@hotmail.com. The group’s last song was the quietest it played all night -a tribute to the band’s hometown of Bynum. This song only reinforced the pride inherent in Merritt’s performance - if she’s out representing her state like this to the rest of the music world, North Carolinians are pretty lucky. Even as the guitars faded out, Merritt kept singing, “I’m not quite ready to go” over and over, her voice as steady and powerful as always. Trust me, Tift. We didn’t want you to go, either. The Arts & Entertainment Editor can be reached at artsdesk@unc.edu. CAT£-CAADI€ 919-907-9053 300 E. Main Street ■ Carrboro (510) w/ Division of Laura Lee & Small Brown Bike I IFR (Early 7PM show) STEVE FORBERT. 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