Mg Sar Ushers new flick got it bad BY HARRY KAPLOWITZ STAFF WRITER In his new movie, “In the Mix,” R&B songster Usher flashes his abs a few times, does some dancing and kisses several beautiful women pretty much what he does in his music videos. And while the kind of self-serv ing charm he exudes is tolerable for the four or five minutes he appears on Total Request Live, it doesn’t work on the big screen. Maybe no one told Usher that In the Mix” had to be an hour and a half longer than most of his vid eos. His attempt at leading-man status falls about as short as the majority of his lyrics. “In the Mix” makes it hard to separate Usher the recording art ist from Usher the actor mainly because the two are relatively indis tinguishable onscreen. Playing Darrell Williams, a ris ing star in the Brooklyn DJ circuit, Usher emotes about as much cha risma as a dull 2-year-old and his attempts at genuine acting are as flat as the film’s formulaic plot. After saving the life of a mob boss, Williams is recruited to play bodyguard to a Mafia princess, played by the forgettable-if-she weren’t-so-beautiful Emmanuelle Chriqui. Canoodling, pasta eating and speaking in hackneyed Mafia dialogue ensues, and “In the Mix” Shinoda s rap album a minor disaster Linkin Park MC botches solo debut BY ANDREW CHAN STAFF WRITER At its best, hip-hop continues the tradition of what used to be called “race music.” Like soul and jazz, the genre often is demonized for its visceral reflection of current identity politics. Though it began in America’s inner city, it has attracted affluent white audiences for years, and mid dle-class perspectives are becoming increasingly common. It’s a strange transition, because the tough aesthetic of the game always was in reaction to oppres sion and hopelessness. Lipkin Park’s emcee Mike Shinpda was not born into the wprldng class and, as the only commercially successful Asian American on the rap scene, it makes sense that he doesn’t know THE Daily Crossword By Alan P. 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Earning himself an executive producer credit for “In the Mix,” much of the weight of this dramatically burdensome flick falls on his nimble shoulders. Marketed and clearly made to profit from Usher’s stardom, “In the Mix” offers little, if any thing, to the movie-going public. Wrought with racial stereotypes, a horrible story line and unforgiv ably bad acting, the piece is about as shameless in its intentions as a middle school bully. If you were born before 1991, you’re probably not the film’s target demographic. What makes Usher a successful commodity to the teenybopper sect is his ability to appear disarming: He’s not rough around the edges like many members of his musical cohort who venture onto the big screen. Shallow and predictable, “In the Mix” does as much to solidity Usher’s movie career as Big Willie Style did to solidify Will Smith’s rap career. The only difference is that Big Willie Style was sparsely enjoyable. What else can you expect from his place in its black vs. white, gangsta vs. suburban equation. On his first solo album, The Rising Tied, he strives to be moral ly and ethnically conscious. Lyrics about the internment of Japanese Americans and the misogyny of popular hip-hop try to win him the credibility he lacks on the surface. But the most important quality he’s missing is skill. What’s been obvious since his first records with Linkin Park are the awkwardness of his rhymes and the almost painful uncertainty of his flow. Released under the pseud onym Fort Minor, thi& album finds Shinoda free from the insufferable vocal adornment of bandmate Chester Bennington and under the wing of executive producer Jay-Z. Mainly because his range is no 21 Prepare leftovers 25 Type of roll 27 Son of Seth 28 God of thunder 29 One Chaplin 30 Hop to it! 31 Ralph Emerson 35 Think better 36 Longitude lines 37 Refine rhetoric 38 Hebrew letter 40 Cohort of Haley and Bolger 42 Actress Farrow 2 3 ■■4“ 5 6 7 8 10 11 12 13 —m Hr - "pH" 3 20 21 map? k ■pi “ " 1 30 W IHI K 35 36 37 38 39 44 1 ~kniM 57 59 62 63 -- ‘ 66 IHF 7 68 ra| |||| Diversions 1 . COURTESY OF LIONS GATE FILMS Usher struggles to keep his head above water in his first attempt at a leading role in the mafia love story 'ln the Mix.' DJs have it rough, too. MOVIE ISVIEW 'IN THE MIX' ★ director Ron Underwood, the man responsible for one of the biggest flops ever, 2002’s “The Adventures of Pluto Nash”? Right off the bat, “In the Mix” becomes a muddled mess that’s more style than substance, lulling the viewer into a false sense of cine longer beipg limited to rap-metal’s adolescent whining, Shinoda’s lyr ics have improved marginally. They are still forced and hack neyed, especially when they try to get the party started (“In Stereo”) or prove a point about human inter connectedness (“Right Now”). But self-pity is unfashionable in hip-hop and no longer seems to be this rapper’s primary interest. His most notable achievement here is as a producer, incorporat ing tuneful piano melodies with serviceable beats. Nevertheless, despite some cha risma, Shinoda never gets his songs off the ground when he is at the mic. In collaborations with Black Thought and Common, he manag es to slide by on likability but ends p having nothing to say with his unthreatening, boyish persona. The album is so innocuous that it feels silly to think about it as an expansion of rap’s style and subject (C)2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 45 Usher 47 El Norte Sra. 50 Put on cargo 51 Gives lip to 52 Sierra Nevada lake 53 Seed covers 54 Foundation 55 Over 59 Grow weary 60 Dancer Pavlova 62 Depraved 63 Physically provocative 65 Unseld of the NBA 66 Tonic's partner matic security. Before too long, the film sheds its sugary-sweet facade and becomes a running punch line within itself. Ultimately, “In the Mix” sleeps with the fishes. It proves once and for all that Usher should stick to MTV and duets with Lil’ Jon, which is where he’s best: in small doses. Contact the AdE Editor at artsdesk@unc.edu. MUSIC REVIEW FORT MINOR THE RISING TIED irk matter (something you might be able to say about the work of back packer Kanye West). Rappers, even at their most buoyant, used to perform as if they were vessels of pain and anger, but blandness such as this is not unusual in hip-hop today. In the end, The Rising Tied doesn’t add to the genre’s stock dramas so much as replace them with toothless generalities. 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Blast Dengue Fever’s Escape from Dragon House at high vol ume and watch as all existential conversations about the necessity of a riff here or a rest there evapo rate into nothingness. The music blatantly rocks too much to be pigeonholed into any stereotype or genre. As the opening track, “We Were Gonna,” gets cranking, about a million questions arise. Primary among them: Where did this music come from? It can’t be from this planet. Andrew Lloyd Webber couldn’t compose those organ phrases if he were on mescaline and hooked up to a Long Island iced tea I. V. The pitch and timbre of singer Chhom Nimol’s seraphic vocals alone put the origin somewhere around the rings of Saturn. Midway through the next track, “Sui Bong,” the listener is convinced he has it figured out. Septic organs, otherworldly vocals and straightforward song com positions equal a fairly original album. That is fine until the minute and-a-half mark, when a sleazy alto saxophone straight out of film noir joins the array. When seedy jazz is added to the equation, Escape from Dragon House is upgraded to a remarkably original album. The picturesque, near-acoustic ballad, “Sleepwalking Through The Mekong,” continues the tour de force, keeping the album squarely in the realm of excellence. Then comes “One Thousand Tears of a Tarantula.” Suddenly, a wailing baritone sax creeps in like a bay-area foghorn. Wr X. Z . , music :■** DENGUE FEVER ESCAPE FROM DRAGON HOUSE ★★★★ More and more horns join the fray as it starts to resemble a creation that would make free-jazz pioneer Cecil Taylor proud. The song ends up a synth-pop masterpiece that perfectly balanc es melodic moaning with Nimol’s insanity-induced chanting. Those new revelations blow the formula to pieces, and what you are left with is undoubtedly a one-of-a-kind album. Sure, there are overtones of early Doors in some of the instru mentation on the LP, including cascading organs and sharp gui tars. Sure, Echo & the Bunnymen would have something to say about anyone playing neo-psychedelic rock. But let’s face it: Music is a melt ing pot. When was the last time anyone created anything entirely original? Mozart? Dengue Fever’s first album was an homage to its influences in the form of a collection of Cambodian pop covers. On the sophomore album, the band branches out into brave new territory. For Dengue Fever, the future is looking bright and could well eclipse its already renowned past. Contact theA&E Editor at artsdesk@unc.edu. 9