4 FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2008 Its the most wonderful time of the year Had “the talk" with my dad last weekend. Not that talk that happened in high school. This talk: “Hey chief, guess what? Pitchers and catchers this week." This week, as in the week when pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training. Wake up and smell the pine tar, folks: Baseball approaches. Five seasons constitute mv year fall, winter, spring, summer and baseball. About this time even with t|our J San^wiclnes! ■/vltm ©elicious qj TVeslilij 'Tossed Salads! s / | Sagels * pastries! 'V-/ I /ToV— j I l |Sr i 213 W. Franklin Street kT2*HC Just in front of Granvi le Towers /,?. | ros Noriu MaRM I Scyi ARI • nOt) Old Wake Fores. Road • Raleigh • S~(,I kanki.com knocks you off your feet into a pretzel-like heap. ■ If you slacked during the offseason, visit your favorite team's Web site and research the players they acquired or lost. Curse the ownership for not spending enough. Or, if your team resides in New York or Boston, pessimistically assert that it won’t make a damned ounce of difference, anyway. ■ Stuff an entire pack of Big league Chew in your mouth at one time. ■ Nostalgically try on your old uniform (complete with jockstrap and cup); then remember why you hung up your spikes in the first place. ■ Swing an imaginary bat in front of a mirror until Mom asks what the heck you’re doing. Tell her it’s a 2-0 count and you’re zone-hitting... duh. After that bullpen warm up, remember that baseball season in Chapel Hill works a little bit differently. No Major league fran chises rep the nine-one-nine, but baseball still makes its presence felt within these friendly confines. Many fans root for the not-so nearby Atlanta Braves, who appear on TBS often enough to make this Phillies fan lose his lainchables. Uhr Dailif ear Hrrl For fans such as myself who pull for out-of-town teams, noth ing beats sitting on the big leath er couches at Four Comers and sipping even bigger Blue Moon draughts while watching games from around The Show. And, for the sweet “ping” of aluminum on rawhide, Chapel Hillians delight in the recent suc cess of the Tar Heel baseball team. In case you missed it —a trag edy if you did North Carolina made successive trips to the Men's College World Series Finals in 2006 and 2007, ulti mately finishing runner-up to Oregon State both times. So, just like Cubs fans, UNC athletic supporters will wonder: “Is this the year?" With baseball, more so maybe than other sports, you never truly know until they play the games —and they play so many. It is a mile-long season, composed of countless games of inches. And right now, one phrase encompasses all of the hope in the world for baseball lovers across America: Pitchers and catchers this w’eek. Contact Sam Rosenthal at sam rose (a email. unc.edu.