8 thursday, february 28,2008 DIVE RECOMMENDS Album From the Vaults Boris Amplifier Worship 2001 s Amplifier Worship the sophomore album for Japan s doom-titans, is an immense record thick, heavy and awesome m the purest sense of the word Movie Rental Pick: "Throne of Blood (Kumonosu jd)': Akira Kurosawa translates Shakespeare's "Macbeth' into an ominous atmosphenc samurai tragedy Something Random: Origami Beauty truly, is as fragile as folded paper Events: Today Colossus Fighting Poseidon Reservoir | Priest-worshipping power metal (Colossus) plus jagged, wiry post-punk (Fighting Poseidon) 10 p m FREE 21 and up Friday Beach HousePapercuts/Wil Donegan Local 5061 Beach House bnngs gauzy indie sound to town presumably playing plenty of tracks of its great new record Devotion 9 p m $lO Leap Day Dance Party Jack Sprat | Is there really any more appropriate way to celebrate an extra night of the year than with a dance party’ We really don't think so 11 p m $3 Saturday A Benefit for Esten Cat s Cradle | Dirty Little Heaters, Midtown Dickens and Opening Flower Happy Bird 2 p.m FREE (donations encouraged) J chapel Hill • 919.969.8750 r I PHfIH 1 JSSmA Healthy Mexl SBH \I\VHV-. juicy, l)i() (tnd licuithv. ___ If MENU SAMPLING: - oi(1 sriuK)l veggie hurritu $2.4(> 4 ” - chic ken hurrita $5.65 ■Mi :t‘ quesmlilln. s2.o(> chicken quesadilla. $4.62 maizena salad $5.65 veggie chimi. $4.12 ■ ; I ...and more plus... all mexican beers $3.09 chapel hill: 960-3955 right ftCross thc ****** h°m tin* varsity theatre at l2ft franklin street [at the end of the ludll DURHAM: 286-1875 ■ on 9th street and perry street ||J§i [across from bmeggersl GUARANTEED OPEN UNTIL 4am Kerbloki/Hundred Air/Auxes Local 506 | Chapel Hill s Kerbloki brings Beasties-influenced party rap while Hundred Air will take things in a completely different direction with classic Beaties-styled pop 10 p.m. $5 Barton Carroll The Cave | Barton Carroll is the type of singer-songwnter perfect for The Cave Don't plan on leaving this show without at least one tear in your beer 7:30 p.m. $5 21 and up Simple/Reid Johnson (of Schooner) The Cave | Simple draws on former members of North Elementary and Pleasant to craft intricate indie rock Schooner s Reid Johnson is simply one of Chapel Hill s best songwriters Expect those songs to really stand out in this solo acoustic set 10:30 p.m. $5. 21 and up FrequeNC Records Night Nightlight | What does FrequeNC Records Night entail besides loads of booty shakiri? What else do you want? l Start time and cover not listed Movies in the Union: ‘Lars and the Real Girl.’ Ryan Gosling breathes plenty of life into a film about a mans love for a sex doll Friday, 7 p.m.; Saturday. 9:30 p.m. "Michael Clayton,’ George Clooney proves why he is still considered one of Hollywood's highest regarded actors in this film of one man's struggles inside a powerful law firm Friday. 9:30 p.m.; Saturday, 7 p m. Contact the Diversions Editor at dive@unc.edu Diversions MOVIE SHORTS IN BRUGES ★★★★& Watching “In Bruges" is like a trip to the modern art museum. One persons masterpiece is another’s travesty. Is “Bruges" a quirky action flick? A dark comedy? A morally-mud dled alternative drama? Writer/director Mark McDonagh won an Oscar for the 2006 short “Six Shooter," and there’s no telling what he had in mind when he con cocted his feature-length debut. And it’s hard to care after all, a wonderful mess is still wonderful. The cast is the film’s strongest play. Colin Farrell’s childish and grumpy, but ultimately lovable criminal wres tles with his past Ralph Fiennes also delivers a conspicuously talented performance that is at once hilari ous, heartfelt and terrifying. And Brendan Gleeson, outshin ing even the impeccable Farrell, shows beautiful subtlety as a car ing friend, a hardened killer and a history nerd in one character. The film's emotional high points are purposefully injected with an ironic silliness, while the most harmless moments somehow achieve surprising depth. The film is almost flawless in its execution yet it’s hard to say exact ly what McDonagh was going for. Still, a film that leaves such a huge question mark in its wake should be considered a triumph. -Da tnd Bemgartt BE KIND REWIND ictckirk Michel Gondry’s “Be Kind Rewind" is a silly story used to illustrate the importance of neigh borly love and social history. Mike (Mos Def) works and lives in a video store owned by the aging Mr. Fletcher (Danny Glover), who leaves the shop to his protege when he leaves town for a few days. But when Mike’s friend Jerry (Jack Black) accidentally magnetizes his brain and erases every tape in the store, the two begin producing their own remakes to keep the store open. Soon, the duo’s “Sweded" remakes become neighborhood hits. Most of the film’s humor relies on ridiculous or awkward situa tions and seems to lie just below the level of laugh-out-loud funny. And the actors' performances at times appear amateur, although this may be an intentional repetition of Mike and Jerry’s “Sweded” style. Also running through the film is CAFFEINATED DTH/IORDAN LAWRENCE BU assist Steve Jones of Durham band The Dry Heathens Buvnt all out during a cover of The Replacements' B" Bastards of Young" on Saturday at Jack Sprat. 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The Fats Waller story, which eventually brings the neighbor hood together, in spite of race, background and— most important generation, brings a surprisingly wholesome element to the film. Mike and Jerry’s homemade film anthology also represents an impressive collective knowledge of popular film history. If nothing else, viewers are sure to appreciate the impromptu producers’ efforts. * -Catherine Williams SEMI-PRO Asa recognizable star with mem orable on-screen personas, Will Ferrell is often a film’s driving force. But in “Semi-Pro," the comic's per formance is reduced to a side note. An awkward grab bag of sup porting actors, who take the lead more often than not, confuse the ahr Saily Oar Hrri film’s comedic foundation with a maze of individual stories. Ferrell plays the owner, coach and power forward of a struggling 1970s basketball team. His is a part of the real-life American Basketball Association, known for wild show manship and flashy playing. Like 2004’s “Anchorman," “Semi-Pro" surrounds Ferrell with an entourage of funnymen. But in “Semi-Pro," their presence seems to serve as dramatic relief within a film already half-drained of humor. But the actors aren't to blame. The film was written to make sure each storyline, no matter how uninteresting or poorly developed, received equal attention. Sacrificing a bit of comedy for an important message or an unusual plot twist is acceptable, but the sup porting characters bring neither. If not for a handful of scenes and the premise’s gold mine for ridicu lous scenarios, “Semi-Pro" would hardly be a comedy at all. -Alexandria Shealy STARSYSffM if POOR ★★ FAIR ★★★ GOOD ★★★★excellent ★★★★★ CLASSIC DIVE STAFF Bryan Reed. Editor 843-45291 dive@unc edu Jamie Williams, Assistant Editor Edwin Amaudin, David Bemgartt, Rachel Brody, Melissa Brown. Jordan Lawrence, Rachael Oehring, Luis Torres, Benn Wineka, Catherine Williams, staff writers Abby Jeffers, Design Editor Cover Design Abby Jeffers