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7 THE MORNING TOST: ' StJNDAY, WEAET HAS A DREAM 1 - - ' - - ' r j ' - - r : - - - - j7 T ' ' 4 WEAET HAS A DREAM . - - . .4 i i r ... - ' 1. ' V V in r: 4 1 ft I i I J V i Tit I fi - 1 J i' ' . 5 3 A - 1.1? lb ' f! ! M 1 IS ! i Mr , 4 i . V ' '-. i; 'I 1 1 ti 1;S VV XVX X XX X X X X CV--r-JBe2Sc2i1 I r - .. nr , , I ""37"' ; He Causes Some : Exoitmnt Tn tTio t.Ti x ; . . T " 1 - w mmuu WA VVi, r 1 ,f ' t i .... ... , . s 'Gee.! (lis place is cr cinch." "Comc, ladies,.- hand ' ore rer 'erf 'm Mrs. Fltzewell (socially Inclined) My daughter, I hare picked out a hus . land for yon. . ' '- ' Her Daughter Very -well, but I tell yon emphatically that when it comes to buying the redding dress I am going to select the material myself. Farmer Oatcake's country placet Soon with boarders will bryfillfd; . Once the fanner had a conscieiit'e, 'l!at that suiall viiice now is MtillotL .-; . ... jj Soup the boarders' want for diiSnert Says the farmer, "I'll be srlailP 'Tisn't very hard to please thenjj 'Here's the dream the f armeijhad. A muscular Turk of Stambouhl Tried to pull out the tail of a mouhl. J Hut the jury remarked as ' : They sat on his carcass: - "We bring in our Terdict Damphouhl." Philosophy, if rightly defined, is noth ing but the lore of wisdom. Cicero. 5 ' I f" safeguard: a '!(J v I it - 1rr, liil'i ! .11' I nnK ' o t: I I I liWlH:l5 ' iockPva will null thir mounts if von 'o 1't - RtOn-l r,V I - . . - healthy? 1 ! . ; . " '"Dis beats findin' er gold mine. "Gee! dat must be a -fly cop. whoop $ $ i r r Tp Bobby Say, Mr.' Jones, are you stuck on Sadie? Jones What a strange question. Why V ; Bobby She said she'd give a dollar to knoV, and I need the money. "The race,'-' said the man who was g4v en to Nmoraiizing, "'is net always to the swift." r : '"That's so," replied Spoil iboy; "the jockeys will pull tht ir mounts if you cLoa't Avatch 'em clo "Xo," said the landlad.r'.Ve ratfnot accommodate you. We oujy. take in sin gle gentlemen."' . "Goodness," replied Mr. Marryat: "'what makies you think I'm twins?"' A strong find faithful pulpit is no mean f a nation's life. John Hall. healthy? Weston f raiu from The men while the Heine. is the climate out your way es; it is, purvidin you re- jstealin' horses an' ' sech. of the past had convictions, ioderns have only opinions. "Is year husband at home? I'm Diogones. the philosopher, and I'm look ing for an honest man." v - - , : "Huh! You must be a pretty poor philosopher if von pin-t d fini . i,,,,,. , , . . - " . 1: " " . Jl ') v.- "JVen, that don't affect our going in cause we can't swim",' "f.! i "Guess I don't- want ter be no angel no more."1 .. ; Chick (to snake) Hello! Crawley, h ear you had your leg pulled at poker ll?t night.". ;. - ., i lost six hundred dollars at betting hre last Might.' '"That's terrible." u x . I "Yes; but ETst of it all is-to at Dur dolliars of ifrts n cash." 'I love Mabel, but I don't kno w what to do first. gf "I don't knov whether to pop the qurestipn or question her Vy?$r . " 'T. " 1 -" ' . n. ' V
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