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1. . MODERN FOOTBALL i i v. r.f ii v , 'iiun (From the Boston rost.) The applicant or 111 1 ac on the coJ" I-Se football lm put through a jirx and Veld examination. The fol oir.jt are tee queMlon. ake J by the rsptalu and the anther of the app! rit: Q. Ar? ; i A- Nineteen. Q. W!ht. A. Hundred and alxty-four. q. Knuckles bard J A. I can cnick boiler plats with m q. oood biter? A. Bit an Iron spike !a two. q. Good kicker T A. Kick m man'a lug out. q What would yo udo If you were rum Jr. toward the enemy's ral ball and their crack player tack kd yoa? A I -soul dthrow the ball to rr.y sup rrt. after which I would tackle the U--kle. r evrvlila. A. X would place rr.y rlrM arm tinder r! In and my left over Ms finee. rttt kr.ee until his spire cracked, after which X would Jump up ad down a htm with my pike. Q. llow would you a arose him while raicg this? A. X would penult tin to chew my itTiamb Q. Suppose yoa found yesrte.f the Br.dcr can ta a pile-up? A. I would eat my way out. Q. llow would yoti tackle & fceary iwrtht tackle? A. I would first butt a hole through this xlteali and before he recoTered 'from the shock X would pick him up asd throw htm over the a-randstand. ; Q. Suppose you were defeated la do Jrjr this? ; A. Then I weSTS swallow the ball cd ttasd pa -Q. What are fie three cardinal la- lpenaahw ta a football rur! A- A doctors aux arnbuUmce and a osp!tll . . Q. Anything- e!se? " : w v , , : f A. A faEexai 1 Q. Ton cherish to personal lll-feeltng tralnst tte rsersbtrs cf opposite a tww A. XoC fa tie least. : Q, X understand that you know no:h fcc of tha technical points cf tb re? J , A. Thai T true Q. Tea wQ do; r Tease slim here " fWIraton Tobacco Journal) ; Ttalelrh. X. G Is rapidly becomrng tn fcn porta at ktf tobacco market. Fire years t& the tobacco business done in that city was rBlsgnlfieani. Bat already this year, which Is the first of her reconstructed market. 2.- coacoo pounds of leaf hare been sold. and It Is predicted that the six mil lion mark will be reached next year. A new warehouse, several prize houses and a atemmery bare recently been erected. It would seem, from these things, that XUlelgh Is destined to be come on Important leaf market. X new toftacco enterprise ?ias Just -been projected la Raleigh, X. C. which promises to be & winner. We refer to ithe Oak City Warehouse and Invest ment Company. rhlch has recently been Incorporated with a capital stock of IC0.0CO. The enterprise Is under the direction of some of the best financiers nd business men In North Carolina. and a srlance at the names of the of fleers of the new concern win be suf f-cient to guarantee Its success. The .object of the new firm are to "buy. sell and In any way handle and manu facture leaf tobacco and to carry on a general tobacco business. t . . The Indianapolis News (Ind.) has r.oticed the omission of the word "only' Jn ex-rresldent Cleveland's appeal for -tans for revenue.- -This is, in a .measure, an appeal to the protected Interests to co-operate In the work of 'tariff reform." says the paper. 'He speaks of a tarifT for revenue, not a tariff for revenue only. As the latter is the true Democratic doctrine. Mr. nereiand s statement Is not quite e curate. But he would at least have .the party move In the rbcht direction, end deal with the tariff as a practical and pressing question. And any re duction or lowering of duties would rarry us along: the Democratic road toward the ultimate Democratic coal," "It la cos tin r Cuba $4i0CO.0X) a year lo be Independent of the United Ftates." said I. 71. Gutman of Ha vana, who Is In "vTashlryton. "One hundred pounds of sujtr are now worth In Iorto Iiico and I1.S7 In Cubo, The tariff Imposed by this rountry accounts for that difference. Cuban planters have lost I2S.00O.0OO on eujear alone in this way. The duty paid on tobacco In the last yeir mounted to Jlwy,w." -a ... V a- K a-.TI a - I I m m Vir.t O.f le (just from abroad) ! th Ht ttn-.e I shall cross In X ha-. OappJc Was It very rouRli ? First ir? Not only that, but we r oUltel to coa'.end with tUose t?;y -tra Tilnda Soubrette I make up my mind quicklr. 'Come! Ian Must take you a long time to make up your fare. "Tn -fn,i tH fWr tnwe for brunettes than blondes." If lm not mistaken, he used to be partial to blondes." Yes; but he married a blonde, you know." j " ''iw?52! will ; :;f ! i WravJ Tr MR III ';, Ana'etrthr" M'!J,f'J an1 hat Duk to he MercVl Whnr xut it to today" .Mercyi wrmt do they say?" "That he is a r-al Du W has engaged herself, s papers." ' T 'To trrovtt to yon tiott coy and shy I was during my young days, I Wi:l "I have a distinct relollection of my babyhood days of the old homestead ivhere T tvasi H-m T rr nnt rcmomYie r that T was nraised for mv beautv. but I am positive that l cut, my teetli long before I was a year old. and state tnat on one occasion a grassnupper uu dU lwib uon to the rivrr I was always hungry." . , to drink glarea at me in a menacing manner aim x ueu in iear oi my life." fzrr r " - ;n :WV r-'i- J &r.7S3.: -i-C' "However, as time went'On and my parents gave me to understand that If I did not hustle for myself there w ould be no meat in the house. I worked up my nerve and the young darkles In that neighborhood were thinned out in a manner to do me credit. I thoroughly enjoyed making the acquaint ance of a plump youngster from S to 12 years old, and I never heard of his saying anything against me." kin in ifii ii'iTiTi7rrt .vvv. r li-MFI ; V!f i Vp - "There were also occasions In my life whert Introduced my6elf to adult strangers passing by, and though' my advances were not always cn thusiasticcally received, I never heard but from two kickers. I got so that I doted on giving surprise parties."- - 'I had come tx middle age, and I d id not consider myself a oft mark T5y any means, when One 4ay I observed a calf on the shore who seemed desirous of being eaten. It- was ever my policy to accommodate, and I was figuring large, carniverous, amphibious reptile of the saurian family peculiar to Amerk on sandwiching that calf between a young darkey and an old white woman, ca. Let his death be a solemn warning to you to go slow on veal cutlet when there earned Hash a report and" and honor thy father and thy mother." j' (5 -! The tTare flease excuse my haste.' The Fox Don't hurry on my account T3ne fnffl? Ti9S a?waj-s struck" me as being peculfar In this world." . "What's that? , "The man, -who has money enough to pay as he goes can get all M. credit he wants." "Speakimr of raclnsr. T tfii i'rniinta 1st - - .... . MTou must be a winner." i . Wj . Have -1 appendicitis? ' . - ' . I Patient- Doctor No; I hardly, think you can afford It. J 1
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