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SOME CONUNDRUMS. Wit UWMminMer Ab!ej like a firc- j! . It contain t!i a-klKM of tlicKtvaS. in v place ditl :h cock crow when all ;lu world hcivril Liiu? In Noah" ark. If you had to swallow a man, what kind vut:I I you prvfer? A little London jortor. Why i a ?tick of candy like a race lor-4? ? The more you lick tins fabler it What w it that will give a col I, cure a cM. aad xy tho doctors bill ? A clratt-ht. "WLt n sduuld we rea 1 the book of na ture.' When autumn funis the Icarej. Wliv the Towel "o" the only one Fmid-U? liccaawall Ui others are in audible. 1 If thirty-two is the freezing xint,vbat U tho y.Hxzin point? Two in the l hade. What 1M tho children of Iseral eat in the doert ? They ate the sand which is there. Why it a sotar eclip like a mother 1 on. itv Iht boy ? Ikcau--e it is a hiding of th? o3. Why are fhipn calleil "she'-H?" Bvcauo the riin cU more than tlie hull. What doe a man take when he has a mean wife? IJe takes an elixir (ho licks her). When did Ger.rjre Washington first take a carrui? When he tint look, a hack at .Ie cherry tree. What h a Joan of Arc made of? Maid of Orleans. Wliat killed her? Too much hot htake. What two cities in France remind ono cf the ti i. rs worn by dudes Tou Iui.' u.td Toulon. Why ae kLvsoH like the creation? They r.ro m d of nothing, and god knows tl.ey are kh Why i i: ray to got into an old mnn's h..iM".J I-.itt ha g ut is broken and l.U ick. arv feu. Why w.u "Sixvh like a hungry cat? Ho w.-nt forty tlays and forty nights witli tul fi :idi Arrat. Whvu u a bed not a bevl ? When it U a lit tU buy. Wha:iia laVe? A hole in the tiy kettle. Why t the cat's tail like tho earth? It U fur to i lie end. What kin is the door mat to the door? A jte!-fa!hcr. What ruler waits on his. people? Tho kin; of N-rvi.i. Why is a hen immortal? Ikcau4? her f on never m U Why U a doctor never tcasick ? He's iil to Icktus-. The nmno of what character -in his tory dee a jn'rau mention when telling a s-crvant to put coal on t!ie fire? 1'hil Itp the (I real. H-"'5J el! A, P7?3 EX1 C wmMB, OXFORD, N. c. FURNITu RE Best Goods ! Lowest Prices ! C o m m ere i a. 1 Ave The Day For 1890 ! A Complete Daily JLocal Newspaper. A Complete Daily Local Newspaper. PUBLISHED EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY! PUBLISHED EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. It irives all the Home News and Summaries of State and General News. It Has Full Faith in the Commercial, Manufacturing, and Edu cational Future of Oxford, and Puts Forth its Best Endeavors for the Upbuilding of Our City. It Is It Is Uncompromising Uncompromisingly For Oxford For Oxford CITS Of WISDOM. Fresco! rather than repent. IV willing to coinmciico at the foot cf the ladder. IX al with every person ai if jou ex jHXietl tu mn hhu auiiu IiUr ril iu of three efib tudiuiu no, xicv, ami Krcrty. You can not do good or evil to others without tloin,- good or evil to your,eif. 1 T1o ttudr arvl discipline of accuracy and infi.li i in every act is the true cor nerstone of life, To Le or at all evenU recon- c:pni, with our occupation, is tho lirst es sential of mental healtlu . To secure happiaeswanil success in life, let your every act be dominated by order, rvcUion. method arid repte. FIRST, LAST AND ALL THE TIME. FIRST, LAST AND ALL THE TIME. DURHAM 'MARBLE WORKS ! . . 'V ' ' V i " . .. v- . .i X, .'.-"'. -.- - DEALERSIN MOOTMENTSri-TOMBSTONES,- AND ALL KINDS OF MARBLE. - - Give the vrery best Avork, and use the very best material. All work put up free of charge, and perfect satisfaction assured. The Very Lowest Prices Ahvavs. ; DURHAM,, N. C. -. ' , - ZINEMAN'S iOuR Doors Are V tmamantA opectacles kUia?!'e ' Wide! Open.. In selecting Spectacles and Eye-Glasses it is very important that the eyes are fitted with Lenses of the proper focal power and also of the greatest - brilliancy and highest degree of purity that can-be obtained. The Diamanta Lenses are found to poses.c these qualities in the highest degree and are free from specs so often found in the more common grades of goods. They are also fre . from scratches, and, being very hard, A as their name indicates, they do not easily beo me scratched when in use. Do not buy Spectacles or Eye Glasses of people who do not understand how to fit Ahem, but go to V. D. LYNCH, and have your eyes prop erly fitted with a pair of Diamanta Specta cles or Eye Glasses. Not sold by Peddlers. Spectacles and Eye Glasses are warranted. In Gold, Silver, Steel and Nickle Frames. Sold in Oxford by W. D. LYNGH; New Firm in New Store New Firm, in New Store Now Ready For Business! Now Ready For Business ! o JUST ADDED TO STOCK! -Anewand beautiful assortment of Jewelry Watches and Silver ware. Bridal and Christmas presents a specialty. Repairing of all kinds done on short notice and guar anteed. D " YNCH. "Tlx. hughes' Tonsorial - Parlors ! Under Herndon Block No. i, Com. Ave. I have combined my two shops ai.d my resent quarters are in two large adjoining rooms. Have added to my furniture, am having electric lights put in and fixing up generally tb provide Oxford with elegant and comfortable, tonsorial parlors. With wha I have ordered and now on the way I will have everything which pertains to a FERST-CIjASS Barber Shop. Will have a full complement of competent assistants in a few days. Will spare no efforts to give my customers com plete satisction. PARIS BRO S., No. 2, Herndon Block No. 2, Collt geStJ MINCE MEAT. MINCE MEAT. mince meat, mince meat: o- SAYINGSOETHESEA. 1cnx roller, good sailor. Tlie tn refiwea no river. Tin full moon ents cloud. 1 Kwrr xr; wrreH in a gule. Ill h the nxt witliout oars. A Lire necnU much water. lb uhoenn hteer ntfil not row. FVom t!io mxit we get to Uie ship. In a calm ererjr innn h a pilot. V.vt ry Mo. great iw it K grows calm. Don't ju Je of the ship from tho land. ... , m m a m Johnston's Vegeta ble Nolanclinc, uncoo celled as a ton ic, liver regulator and blood purijicr. For sale by all druggists. T7ie Xo landinc Co., Rich mond, Ta. Tin: Day is a paper which will interest every member of your familv. 4 The Men Read It ! The Men Read It! - The Ladies Read It ! The Ladies Read It ! The Children Read It ! The Children Read It ! While Bright and Spicy it is Free from Sensation, and : Excludes from its Columns Any thins uf an Unclean or Objectionable Char acter. ' , We want to Double our Circulation during the Present Year. Will 5ou help us ? ' ' . . . Jfvou are not already .1 subscriber, have your names entered upon our subscription books at once. Ten cents secures The Day lor one week; iorty cents lor one mqntn; i.ou.ior one year. I'or Itent. )iesix rco:n ctt3i;c dtvvUir.,;. Terms raj.Uratc. Addrcs V. 11. White. Banking House of J. G. Ccoper & Sons OXFORD, N. C. Banking in All its Branches. Accounts of Corporations, Merchants and Individuals so licitcd. Ample facilities for giving all necessary accomm tlaiions. Collections Receive Prompt Attention. BUCKWHEAT AND MAPLE SYRUP." BUCKWHEAT AND MAPLE SYRYP. SHREDDED OA TS ' SHREDDED OATS AND OAT MEAL. . AND OAT MEAL. N. C. New River Mullets. N. C. New River Mullets. N. C. Roe Herrings. N. C. Roe Herrings. N. C. Cut Herrings. N. C. Cut Herrings. No. 2 Large Mackeral (in kits No. 2 Large Mackeral (in kits) MILK LUNCH CRACKERS AND MILK LUNCH CRACKERS AND PIC-NIC CHEESE. " PIC-NIC CHEESE. FRESH AND JUST OPENED. FRESH AND JUST OPNNED ' AT .' AT ' white's grocery, W. H. WHITE, Proprietor. ) For Sale-Bargain. A large iron safe, of best make and in first-class condition. Ap ply at this office For Rent: ! A large and comfortable dwelling house in Oxford . j pply to T. S. HUNT. SALE OF REAL AND PERSONAL PROPERTY. . To satisfy a deed in trust, to me executed on the 16th day of January, 1889, by Mrs. Carrie Mitchell, and duly recorded on page lib, txxk 20, of the Records in the office of the Register of Deeds of Granville county, I will sell to the highest bidder, for cash, on the premises, on the 8th day of February, 180c, the house and lot on Mill Street, in the town of Oxford, adjoining the lands of L. Thomas, R. J. Aiken and R. J. Mitchell, also, immediately after said sale, I will sell the household furniture in the hotel in the town of Oxford known as the Irwin Place. ' JOHN J. PARIS, Trustee. January 6th, 1890. , Every Department' full of the best and most desirable goods. Complete assortments of Dry Goods, Shoes, Hats, Men's Furnishing Goods, House .Furnishing Goods, ' Carpets, Mattings, Floor Oil Cloths, Rugs, Crockery, Glassware, &c. All selected with much care, and marked at lowest possible prices. It is pur purpose to meet the demands of the public for fash ionable and durable goods, and. our figures are ' well witm the bounds of the modest pocket book. We cordially invite your pat ronage and promise our best efforts -to please in every respect. NEW LOT of- " Cooking and Heating Stoves ! Cooking and Heating Stoves ! -AND . .,' ,.v Flower Pots of all Sizes I Flower Pots of all Sizes! AT ; S, W. MITCHbLL & SON'S, Commercial Avenue. " " " HI 1 ii -1. 1 w m Terry, Wright & Merritt ; ' ( ' ' ' HAVE A FIRST-CLASS BARBER SHOP- ; ' (In Mitchell Block). OXFORD - - Ncrth Carolina. . , :0: - Good workmen and Satisfactory work guaranteed every one. , . '- L. Feild & Eyster; LIFE FIRE, ACCIDENT, ! AND TORN DO INSURANCE. All our companies are perfectly reliable, losses paid promptly. See our Life Policy before you nsure. , : Hotel ! . CHASE CITY, VA. A Winter and Summer .Home for Dyspeptics. Mineral. Water Free to Guests. M. E. HARDY, Proprietor:
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