! t JEST AND JOLLITY.- You never can tell the slzo of a worn la's charity by the number of mlnoo pica she give away. A tmf.-Knx man aces every thing- xaan wio saves who sees his money double. TXi-.vr .( Hint r h thn mmn of a fira .najrt d In tho whisky business at Jer icho Spring. Mo. They do not repre sent the spirit of tho Scriptures. It is sai.l that thb prip mlcrobo cllnp tenaciously to paper money. Peo plo shuuKl therefore, handlo It with tho greatest caution, particularly 21,000 bills. A TiiKATcn at Red Horse, A. T., dis plays the s'.n: 'Ileaso don't shoot tho actors till af tur tho show, when you can meet them In Left-armed Jake's place and settle It." Tiie oyster pattl Is not so named be causo tho oyster has a lovely voice, which ho has not, but because tho depths at which ho Is found seem to show that ho 1 a great diva. A Scotchman has invented a process by which oil can bo poured upon a troubled sea so as to still tho waves. Tho next thing wo shall hear of will bo ollod routes for ocean steamships. A cotxmKti woman known only as Old Aunty" died recently In tho South aed 104 years. Her last name, it Is strongly suspected, was Diluvian. Aunty Diluvian, it is'well known, was very old. A ukisibtivr in Manitoba says that during a recent cold spoil tho people of I that Arctic reffion hud to blow their I fires from morning till night with a bollows In order to keepttho blazo from freezing. If you want to find out how little a man linows about himself and family glvo him an insurance 'application' to fill out. If you want to seo how littlo he knows about any thing puthim in tho witness box. , They had a big banquet up at Spokane Falls tho other night. Tho reporter wlo attended it concluded with tho can did admission that "it Is not distinctly remembered by anybody present who rcado tho last speech. Axi how do you feel, my dear, this mornlnj? asked a sympathizing physi cian of a lady prostrated by the grip. 'I fool as if a freight train had run over mo, wa tho reply. "Do you acho in your bont-4? "Acho in my bones? Yes, I do, and I think tho number of bones In tho human body has been greatly under-eetlmatid- Doxi:! ichlaumeyer calls at an in quiry offioe and says: "Can you tell mo If LIppm3n, senior, of Hamburg, is solv ent? I have a bill on him." "Tho man is good for any amount; the only pity Is that ho Is blind. w Schlaumeyer drops inlo a chair as if shot. "Blind! ho exclaims. Thea Im dono; tho bill is made payablo at sight. At a negro ball In North Carolina Wallls Glass, a dancer, found fault with the music, saying with an iueleganco which his fervor excuses that ho couldnt keep time with it nohow." Tho aggrieved musician thereupon shot Wallls dead, thus proving that a man who can't play tho banjo may have a good touch when it comes to tho trig ger. "That Is very nice butter, Johnny, said a Punxsatawney (Ta.) groceryman as ho took tho roll out of tho basket and laid It on tho counter. "Tell your mother to send all of her -butter here. and wo will pay her a good prico for it. Yes, said tho little fellow, candidly, I tpoo yoa would. The only reason you got this was 'cause the cat fell inter tho cream crock and got drowned, and maara didn't want ter sell it to er rej'lar customers.' A srfocxAn Illustration of the adapta bility of the electric light in. an emer gency "wzs recently afforded. Inconse quence of a serious striko among tho gas employes in Manchester and the total failure of tho gas supply tho Lan cashire Yorkshire Hallway Company decided to light their Victoria station, which Is the largest in Manchester, with tho electric light, and within six hours of tho timo tho order was given tho most important platforms were lighted, and the wholo station was brilliantly il luminated with about 230 incandescent 'and a few arc lamps within thirty-six hours, act yet tho current had to be con freyed for a quarter of a mile, and all the necessary circuits had to bo run. Tho company is so well pleased that steps !are being taken to have tho electric light fixed permanently. Ix the first eight months of last year Great Britain exported to tho United States 53,512,000 pounds of wool of all kinds, arainst 42,703,000 pounds in the same part of 1SS3. Tire courts of Alsaco lately sentenced 2 Id young Alsatians to terms of impris onment cf six months each for seeking to emigrate s?crrtly to America, their desire to leivo tho country being con- ir jud as an attempt to evado military - .i - . Johnston9 s Vegeta ble Nolandine, -unexcelled as a tonic, liver regulator and blood JlUriJlCr JuOr SaiC Off nn.ilmmaisit.R- Hi. ft, yVh- lv' "VV - landine Co.9 H i di nt on d, Va. 25 BUYS- Standard Novels, . Standard Novels, Poems and Histories. Poems and Histories. 12 MO..-CLOTH BOUND, AT TIIE- ( r-n -A "Rrrlr frf WJvlUl U DUUK OIU1C Rev, C, Durham, D. p., TESTIFIES AS FOLLOWS: It gives us pleasure to bear testimony to the value of Pancea Water.. And as results that have come" under our observation are the best commendation of this water, we give the facts in a single case : On the recommendation of Dr. P. E. Hines (of Raleijrh) Mrs. Durham, wife of Rev. C. Durham, Corresponding Secretary of the North Carolina Baptist State Convention after months of sickness and suffering, be gan the use of Panacea Water, and was soon VERY GREATLY benefited by it. She had before this tried the water from two very noted springs without relief, o. duhham! Notice ! The firm of Hart, I-awrence & Cochran has been dissolved by mutual consent, W. D. Cochran retirjnsr. , Those indebted to the old concern will please come forward and settle their accounts. HART & LAWRFNCK. jyjORTGAGE SALE OF LAND. By virtue of a mortgage executed by John H.sAveritt and wife to Henry Hobgood, now deceased, registered in Book of Mortgages No. 25, at page 5S6, I hall on Monday the 3d day of March, 1S90, expose to sale at Dublic auction at the court house door in Oxford, the tract of land described in said mortgage, and situated in Fishing Creek township, adjoining the lands of Reuben Overton. Moses C. Dean and others, and containing 50 acres. HARRIET HOBGOOD, Ex'x of Henry Hobgood, dee'd. .Jaquaxyr 1890. . 1 CENTS SENTENCED FOR STEALING. SENTENCED FOR STEALING. SENTENCED FOR STEALING. Onp of the strangest cases on tKe rprnrH is whv'a man will steal when he can, get goods for a mere. (rifle at J, AY. MARKHAM'S CASH STORE. We have almost everything from paptr of pins to a steam saw mill. MEAT, ' MEAL, FLOUR, SUGAR, COFFEE, SHIP STUFF, OATS, , Corn and HAY. DRY GOODS, NOTIONS. BOOTS. SHOES, HATS AND CAPS. We are how closing out our Fall and Winter stock of Boots, Shoes and Dress Goods and are offering some BIG BARGAINS. We want room for our Spring stock and they must go and shall go if low prices will carry them. All we ask is a trial. John W, Markham, Cor. Commercial Ave., and Wall Sts. (Next to Banner Warehouse). OXFORD, - - North Carolina FLOUR. Price List or Samples of Molasses, Sugars, Cakes, Crackers, Candy, Oranges, Lemons, Cocoanuts, Peanuts, Cabbage, Potatoes, Peas, ' White Beans, Malega Grapes, Crockery ware, Glassware, Tin and Stove ware. Furniture of Every Description CEMENT of every description. Soapstone Finish, in Barrels, Dry Sewerage, Drain Tiles and Fire Clay Chimneys. Stove-pipe thimbles and Chimney Tops. Rubber Stamps of Every Description. Hominy and Grits. Call and Look and Save money JOB OSBORN, MERCHANDISE BROKER. OXFORD, N. C. REMOVED TO hree doors west of .Osborn; House. e good room on second floor of uilding to rent. Also three rooms to rent in White buildine on Main st. Office. Three Doors Above Osboin House. For Rent. A nice up-stairs room, doors from Osborn House," ready furn'shed. Also a nice up-stairs room with comfortable stove up in it, in White building, facing on Main street. Sow for Joe New Year ! :D'AVIS, THOMAS & gti: HINTS TO HOUSEKEEPERS. INTS TO HOUSEKEEPERS. FAMILY GROCERIES - FAMILY GROCEJSIES.- 1 IN STORE AND TO ARRIVE. Mince Meat, Cocoanuts, Currants, Dates, Figs, Oranges, Apples, Citron and a full line of canned goods Tomatoes, Corn, Peaches, Pine Apples, Apricots, etc. Rice, Oat Meal, Cheese, Sugar, Coffee. Corn, Oats, Meal, Bran, Ship Stuff, Fleur. Best Lard. Reliable Hams. Sausage. gans A nice lot of Fresh Butter, Pickle Feet, Tripe, etc. If you wait the nicest Flour give my Sweet Home a trial. C. J. WARD. Special Drives ! ! AT A- M'AX'S, Cor. Com. Ave. and College Street, ; IN Dry 'Goods, Clothing, HATS, BOOTS AND FHOES. Heayy nd Fancy Groceries. hfnaht inw nnri niH 1 r.naMntPP prices against any house or any town in North Carolina. ' I have some special Kocds to show you cheaper than you ever saw before, They will be shown you with pleas- ure by polite and attentive salesmen. Elmhurst Mills ! Corn' Meal can be found on sale at C. J. Ward's and J. T. Sizemore's. Parties wishing fine Jersey milk and butter will be supplied promptly by leaving their orders at ; C. J. Ward's Irtore. THOS. E. HICKS. ' GTQ- . w tn O ' s a a q a c - P Si en o o H o 3 REM EM BE THE ACCOMPLISHES ITS- GOOD WORK IN- RELIEVING ' -" . SUFFERING HUMANITY Away from the Spring as well as at the Spring, Its Fame Is Extending Rapidly. J. B. ROLLM 1 I OF- Oxford, N. C, Tninks the life of his child was saved irom death oy Cholera'.. Infantum oy use ol Panacea Water. illlilCCi VH. A.TAYLOR, Ik, Formerly a member of Gran ville Inferior Court, says that his son, Mr. Johu AI. Taylor, w hoi s a w e 1 1 - k n o vv n t obac- con ist. of Kichmond, was dan erouslv ill. -He tried two highly celebrated mineral waters under the advice of his physician without satis- f'actorv results. Ki rial I v at the suggestion of M r. Taylor, J , 8r. Panacea Water was tried It proved so beneficial iba the 1 octor in chaige adised 11 nth- mineral watftrs pxffiot tiie Panaeea, remarking that the . P, , rauacea v ater had done ins patient more COOd thail all uiciuesNana.Uie OUJei m i n era 1 waters of celebri ty . John A. Williams . SOLE; AGENCY, - OXFORD, N. C. I

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