Richard H
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FOR A BIGGERr BETTER OXFORD
VOL. I.
OXFORD, N. C, FEBRUARY 3 1922
NO. 12
CM
ARTICLE X
Of all the problems which have en
gaged the thoughts of the American
people in the last decade perhaps the
knottiest is that presented by the
League of Nations, especially as it
is affected by article X, which reads
as follows: "The members of the
league undertake to respect and pre-
serve, as against external aggression,
the territorial integrity t.nd exist-
ing- political independence of all mem-
bers of the league. In case of any
such aggression or in case of any
danger of threat of such aggression, is by way of saying that the question jrjn Gf tne movement for co-operative a Person that thinks coals are dia
the council shall advise upon the j of beauty came up for discussion in marketing? From what I have read ni0ds (and I have heard of such a
means by which this obligation shall eleventh Enirlish one dav not so lone .,,i una-A tk.f v.,..,o,. case) would be called an onfimisr
be fulfilled."
There are two sides to every ques
tion, and no person can get a fair
understanding of any proposition by
studying only one side. The oppos
ers of said article claim that it will
be detrimental to the independence of
America, that it will take away her
right of exercising her independence
in dealing with other countries, in
stead of actinjr of her own free will
and accord. In international misun
derstandings, her course of action
must be advised by the League of Na
tions. If other nations are advised
by the League of Nations to declare
war, America, regardless of whether
or not she has been ill-treated or of
fended, must follow the other warring-
nations to a bloody battleground.
On the other hand, we do need a
supreme council representing the in-
terest of the nations of the earth, be- j
cilitde.' airolanes. automobiles, wire- 1
less telopraphy, telephones, and rws-j
papers have brought the world into
one creat commonwealth. Before
this was realized, a schoolboy fired a
pistol which plunged the whole world
into the greatest war that the world
has ever known. A community can-
not be independent of the county gov- j
ernment any more than the county j
can oe inuepeiiuenw ui me tLaie gov
ernment, or the state can be indepen
dent of the national government. On
the same principle, the world has be
come one great family, and if the I
supreme court of the state is of more !
importance than the superior court
of the county or the supreme court of
the United States means more to the
safety of the nation than tne state
court, how much more do we need a
supreme council representing the in
terests of the earth, let it be called
the League of Nations, supreme court
of the world, or "whatever it may be
called? Humanity demands that the
nations of the earth so organize.
Jack Usry
IF THE TRUTH WERE TOLD
A wedding of little interest to most
people in this community took place
yesterday when Mary Jones finally
rucceeded in putting the blinkers on
John Brown. Poor John looked like
"a lamb led to the slaughter."
Suggested by Elizabeth Hunt
!
NOTICE !
In last week's Tattler, the article I
dealing with the departure of Mr. i
Oglesby from our community, was i
"endorsed" incorrectly. This article 1
was a combination of articles submit- I
ted by Edwin Shaw, Annie Gray
Burroughs and Herbert Rountree, Jr.
This mistake was made by the "high
authoritSes," and we wanted to take
this opportunity to right the matter,
BEAUTY
"A thinjr of beauty is a
joy
for
ever."
So sang John Keats whose brief
life was spent in trying to show a
stupidly matter-of-fact world that
beauty is its own excuse for being
Perhaps you have heard some of th"
grown-ups at your house claim that
i "Pretty is as pretty does." If you
' think about it long enough, you may
j come to the conclusion that the poet
and your maiden aunt had the same
idea about pulchritude. All of which
.
I ago. Many suerirestive ideas were
submitted. It was interesting to note successful in marketing their pro- an optimist for believing that you
that everybody seemed to be agreed on (uct on tni. co-operative plan, the to- have any stnse at all. You say that
this point: Beauty has nothing to d bacco growers of the country are ask- daily occurrences and manners of liv
with what one gets from drutf sUr" ,,, to bjIld themselves in a five-year in are proof.that you are not insane,
boxes wehther they contain pills or contract to sell their product only ut all these occurrences may be a
rouge. Each member of the das:: through a proposed co-operative mar- musements given for us by some kind
was asked to write a paragraph ev keting association. The contract is hearted people who feel sorry for u;
pressing his idea of beauty in some sajd to b(f jt,j,aiy binding on the far- and our houses may be up-to-date ay
phase. We append the results in twc .,. at east. if he signs he must lums. Now, we take it for grants 1
instances:
Beauty is the divinest expression
of nature. Consider a waterfall ai
viewed by moonlight. Above, ont
may see mass upon mass of billowy
clouds sprinkled with twinkling stars,
Presently the moon emerpes from a
temporary retreat and rides majesti
cally into view. Her radiance dim.-,
the glory of the stars. One by on
they hide themselves in shame. Iiu1
look! There is the whole scene rt
fleeted inthe'ueep, pare waters of tlJf
lv'movinir flood as ft. harries' tow irl
the edge of the dami Crest upon' crest
of foam and spray are hurled int
the black, seethino- nool below. An
incessant roar as of a mighty forest
wind fills the air. Surely all this is
God's way of expressing beauty,
Edwin Shaw
There .g nothjnc mQn leasinj?
the &m th&n
crumpled little hand of a baby. Its
faint exquisite color cannot be paint
i ed on canvas. There is a soft, warm
touch with which the velvety flower
petals cannot compare. There is an
indefinable something which is more
suggestive of purity than the clearest
brook. And yes, there is something
more than this. Who has ever felt
the tiny fwigers close about one of his
own rough dig-its without experienc
ing a sense of shame because of his
own unworthiness? Again, who has
ever studied the little hand without
dreaming of what good that tiny
member might accomplish?
Everyone is affected in some way
by the exquisite beauty of a baby'
hand.
Hereert Rous tree, Jr.
HUNGRY T
The lunch counter at the high school
is now in operation, and the M. E. i
Junior Baracas, who have it in
charge, have been very successful I
thus far. The "menu" for the first !
day was composed of a variety of j
candies, peanuts, grams, raisins, etc.
For the next day, the boys brought
a supply of doughnuts, ham .sand-
'icbes and other .things which were
Quickly disposed of.
As business picks up, the committee
is planning to introduce soup and
light lunches, so that anyone wishing
to remain at school during the dinner .
hour may do so without fear of im- j
mediate starvation. ,
REECE ON CO-OPERATIVE MAR
KETING In Oxford, as in every other town
in the tobacco belt, there is much in
terest manifested at present in the
question of co-operative marketing.
On the surface of things, the senti
ment is overwhelmingly in favor of the
new scheme. At the risk of placing
myself in the hopeless minority, I
want to say a word or two on th
"ther side.
jn tne first piace what is the ori-
iivuiiif i , jTviiii l 1 1 a I, uciauc niv
,,.; r0i;f,; v, iw
signs.
stick.
But who will stick to the far
mer: hat man or group or men
assume any responsibility toward
him?
It is doubtless true that the Cali
fornia fruit growers have been great
ly benefited by their plan of co-operative
marketing. But we must re
nember that fruit is a product ready
lor immediate consumption. Tobac-
o, on the other hand, must go thru
, . , . .
Jn lonx .process, of drying,,, rfrJryuc.
manufacture,'
andmcBoyiji ;nWore
- . ,.
, - V, l '"1f
Pucta cannot' be successfully, sold
in the same manner as manufactured
fKK,s or fruits reatly for the con
fumer. I wonder if it has occurred to
our co-operative marketing- enthusi
asts that it is the character of the
product rather than the plan of mar
keting that is largely responsible for
the success of the plan?
The friends of co-operative mar-
ketinp; make much of the fact that
under the present system of sales the
same pile of tobacco does not always
bring the same price. Every tobacco
buyer will admit the truth of this
statement. But will the boosters of
the new scheme be equally frank in
admitting that 98 per cent of the to-
bacco sold bring a uniform market
price? Occasionally a buyer bids
too much for a pile of tobacco. Any
one who has followed the auctioneer
and observed the auction sales knows
that some piles appear to be sold
above the market and others below.
Sometimes the farmer gets the low-
bid; sometimes he gets the high bid.
In the long run he get the average j
market price. '
. !
It i proposed under the co-opera-
tive plan to employ expert pradeo t.
pass on the tobacco. There will, of
course, be times wnen large quanu- ,
ties WH come to a receiving house, j
Will it be possible to secure m-u so j
competent that no mistakes will be '
made in grading? 'Is there a tobac-
co man living who would not occa-
sionally put a pile of superior quality
in a low grade, or squeeze a pile un- ,
der standard in a high grade. Will ,
there not be in grading the same ten-
Jency to err which we find in bidding. ;
" ,s Ba'" ""u T ' , ' j
r W inru
ProP Pn of cooperative market-
,n than he is under th existinj;
8chme of M,e b auction.
Edgar Reece
HAD YOU THOUGHT OF THIS?
Are you crazy? I hope not, but
I don't know. Am I crazy? Aain
! hope not, but again I don't know.
You will naturally conclude that I am
crazy after reading this, but you
don't know. A crazy person Joes
not know that he is insane. Neither
do we know that we are not "daffy".
You might think your intelligence is
average, but a crazy person thinks
the same of himself; consequently,
you might be as insane as anybody.
This may be called pessimism. Hut
f--
Therefore, vou could call yourself
that our readers are up to the star.
dard, mentally. Possibly this is flat
Wry. Anyhow, no one is accused of
being mentally unbalanced, so don't
misunderstand me. The staff may be
crazy for all I know. But how am
I to Ik; sure that there is a staff? Nev
ertheless, let us hope that we have
brains, and be optimistic enough to
work on that basis.
Author's note: The above was in-
i u , uurrieu rvuuuur ot sonic
( of my contri6utitna to former Wa
4 rfj yr; t .u
indeed If 1 were -to txJieve tha
believe that my
brain was functioning when I wrote
some of that stuff.
Herbert Rountree, Jr.
IS WILL MITCHELL RIGHT?
It was raining1 cats and dojrs that
day. At recess a bunch of boys wa !
gathered about the radiator as usual
engaged in the pleasant pastime of
taking; the world to pieces to see what
makes it go round. Will Mitchell was
holding forth when I came in.
"Well, I'll tell you fellows what:
. I mean to po to college if I have to
work my way through. There must
be something to this education idea
or , so many people wouldn't be 'nuts'
about it. I may be
crazy, but I'm
poing to rind out."
The Passerby
TEMPERANCE AND LAW OR OR
DER DAY
At its last meeting the General
Assembly of .North Carolina provided
that the Superintendent of Public In-
traction should set apart a suitable
date to be observed as Temperance
anJ Law or 0rder Day gupt E c
Brooks has Fcbruary 10 and
has requeste1 the schoo,s of the Statt
to make pang accordinrly,
Wfcy not RUrt jn Ume and put on
a rcay worthwhile program in our
gcn0ol? It might not be a bad
, . . litcrarv societies to
take up th? nd push jt thnj
AccordinfJ to a pamphlct issued by
Dr Brook th? prjme object ifi ob
servinjr the day is to teach school
ftnd they arp just &s
truI citizens of North Carolina and
the United States as are therrown-
ups. uoth Mr. Lredle and Mr. liarn
hart are supplied with material. Let's
get to work and find out what it is.
all about.
James Webb