''-..'".;. I:",-. . !; ' V,. , . .. ; - . ;-;' . ' . . ' , j . !j; . . v ... f : i ' x . .-: r : .. r -i . p'- , - ? . v-: . . li . . I -1 in f i DAVIS & ROBINSON, Prop'rs tol: i. . . the"'toech-u&ht." ! "Wej cannot find spaqe to print the kind vord4 we receive, though we find enough for the following, ' which : comes from ''.Chicago, 'HI., ) to show how, our light shine out there : r ' ; Jt shines for all both day and night, with bright refulgent ray, - - It beams broad,' spread o'er all the . earth, in radiance clear as day. In all the sparkling, lustre of its glory r and its pride, - ' Oh ! may the Torch-Light of the South - its beams spread far and wide ! 'As glows the light of early morn, in fair V Aurora's gleams ; . And 'high ascending mounts the dome with wide increasing beams, : So has the Torch-Light grown in flame until it pierces far ; , The gloom ot night irradiates, like some ethereal star. " , In marvelous and truthf id rays,iii stories long and good, ! . Within the field of poesy, the TORCH " ' .. Light long has stood ; The choicest gfns's of humor's vnt, the " fairest pearls of thought, IJedeek the columns of each page, so rich with legends fraught. Oh ! Torch-Light bright and gleaming o'er within they scope so broad, Hay some blest thought sink- deep aiftl lead a human sold to God ; If in thy mission pure .ak now, thy course , thou.dost pursue Thy 'Torch-Light" gleams wi ill giude us to the Beautiful and True. ' ; ; - For the Torch-Liglit. A Visit to Mount Vernon, Va. So much lias been written, 'by Titters far more able than myself, of this! hallowed spotthat perhaps the public mind has become sur feited with articles upon this sub iect ; yet I look back with emo tions of pleasure to the few hours 'spent in its sacred precincts, but can give oi dy an inadequate de scription of that memorable visit. On . a 1 beautiful sunny day of "Winter we stepped on board the boat, which would convey us to the home of the great and good "Washington. Mount Vernon was named, by his older aiid half broth er, Lawrence Washington, in hon or of Admiral Vernon, an English officer under whom he once served. It is situated on the Virginia side of the Potomac, eight miles below Alexandria ; and we reached it after about an hour's enjoyment of the beautiful scenery -on each bank of the rher. A graveled walk leads up from the wharf to the house, passing 'round by the tomb, which is in a retired and beautiful nook, at the head of a little ravine, and is a simple brick structure with a bar red iron gate, over which is in scribed on a marble tablet the words, "I am the resurrection and the life.'- What could be' more simple ; yet' what more touchingly beautiful ! We approached, and feel ourselves on enchanted ground. "We look with reverence between the bars and see two sarcophagi, one of which, in simple letters, we see "Ge6rge"Washinqton,m on the nhor "fARTHA WASniNQTok"r Hats are lifted and all are silent, as if they telt - the awe oi: v asn i'ncrtnn'R nresence. We had never fully realized that there had ex isted such a man, till noir, wnen it rushes pn -us with all its force and truth. . ! Variety is OXFORD, IK O., Reluctantly leaving this spot, sacred to every true, American, we pass the old tomb, nearly over grown with weeds, and the stable yard, and approached the mansion from the south end. .-;"'' It is an im posing building with its lofty East piazza,- under which "Washington was accustomed . to walk to and fro with military precision and regularity, night and morning ; ancj. with its cupola, from which a splendid view can be obtained up and down the river; "We first enter the library, in the south end of the building and then the room above in wiich he breathed his last. Here .again we felt the al most overwhelming influence of his - presence. We then climbed to the cupola and descend into the broad and spacious hall, where we see the key of the Bastile, sent to Washington from France, when that prison was destroyed. We remained awhile in the East par lor; built by W-tshington for re ceiving j his friends and political visitors. All the rooms are large, biit this is the largest j and most elegantly finished and the only one furnished. It contains the famous Italian mantle-piece, ! a n d the harpsi-chord presented by Wash ington to jS elly Custis, over which, no doubt, she has passed many a tiresome hour, practicing. 1 jitter visiting tne garuen, we roamed about the grounds, and muse of the past, of Washington, who, no doubt, had stood on this very spotwhen the whistle of the boat cuts short our meditations and we hurry off, filled with re gret at leaving this nople place. ; I. '..' qm - E. THBSTJiIHSE 13 WASTHTS. . Wlien the summer of youth is slowly wasting away in the night- tall oi age, and the past becomes deeper and deeper, and lite wears to its close, it is , pleasant to look through the vista ot time upon the sorrows and the felicities of our earlier vears. If we have a home to shelter, and hearts to., rejoice with us, and friends have been gathered together around our fire side, the rough places of wayfaring will -have been worn and smoothed. awav in the twilight of life, while many dark spots we have passed through will grow brighter and more beautiful. Happy indeed are those whose intercourse with the : world has not changed the tone of their holier feelings, or broken those musical chords of the heart whose vibrations are so melodious, sb tender and so touch ing in the evening of life. Josh Billings says : "I will state for the information of those who haven't had a chance to lay in sek- rit wisdom az freely az I have, that one sin ele hornet who feels well can break up a whole camp- rheeing. . .. f 'Where are you going so fast, Mr. Smith ?' demanded Mr Jones; 'Home,' sir, home; don't detain me I have just bought my wife a new bonnet, and I must deliver it be- fore the fashion changes. Heaven will be one everlasting Christmas joy! How sweet will be its songs. . the Spice of Life, that Giyes it all its TUESDAY - MOJINTNG, MAJtCH 3, 1874. . . . v TWO, ZINDS OF PEOPLE. ' - j I like cool people, I believe I am cool. I know . when I Was blown up on a steamboat I didn't hurry a bit in coming down, land when the coroner offered to bet ten dol- ars that he'd sit on me in less than an hour I took the bet. and the money paid my hospital charges tor. two weeks. ' But there's Clark. He'saneisrh- bor of mine, and his excitable dis position gives me no little annoy ance. . When Greeley died he came and jerked my dbor.bell off and kicked the door atid. was un hinging the gate when I put my head out oi the chamber window. "Come right down j here this minute," he yelled, "Hurry ! for Heaven's sake hurry- Horace weeiey is ueaa i - nurryup v I replied that ,1 couldn t help Mr Greeley any, and that man didn't speak to me for ;a straight month. . : ! ! And there's Mrs. Cash. The least bit of news makes her boil over like new-beer. I The other day she rushed into.my house, leaving all .the doors open, fell over a chair, knocked down a bust of Abraham Lincoln and shouted : "Oh ! have you heard the dread ful, awful, awful news about Tom Baily!" I hadn't. : "Just thinkrof it poor iTomi ! just imagine why, it i nearly lets me wna i w nat u it naa nap pened to my own husband !" "What was it?" i I , "Why, he my soul J it makes me iamt to tnmk oi itr ne sup pose it wsis 'you, now-r-wrhy, he uear me, a. am reauy to lami wny he fell into the mill-pond, and came home as wet as a rasr !"! When he heard of the failure of Jay Ccjoke & Co., he ran thirteen blclcks, rushed into ; the office!, flung; his hat down and tried to hang his coat on a knot-hole, in the door, and yelled : . ! J j "Have vou heard it'll rum the Country oh ! goodness-U-havej you dear me ! did you1 know sthat Cooke & Co., had tailed ! awful- awful!'" . I heard it, and what .'of it ? "Why, . man why, deny hang it ! why, its awful !" i I ret used to kick over the tables, throw the chairs out of he vindow or fling the stove down stairs and he has owed me a grudge ever since. On the other hand, there's! Gra ham. Experience has warned him that it is useless to get excited over anything. I remember1 when his mother-in-law was killed , down town by a falling wall. I wab one of the six who carried, her Home on a shutter. Grahamj was sitting oh the front steps, -wbitlingl an as we came up and I broke the sad news to him he remarked "It's purry tuff, but then her shoes will just fit Maria ! pL Quad. The man who imagined himself wise .because. he detected some ty pographical errors in a newspaper, has gone eastward to'get a perpen dicular view of the rainbowi : Josh Billings . says ?that "real genuine lies are getting scacer and scacer every, day." Flavor. SCENTITIC. A teacher in a western town in Canada, while making his first visit to his constituents, came into conversation with an ancient Ver mount lady, who had taken up her residence in the backwoods. . Of course the school and" former teachers came in for criticism, and the old lady, speaking of his pre decessor, asked: : J " Wa'al, master, what do you think he' larnt the scholars?" s " Couldn't say, ma'am. Pray; what did he teach ?" j ; Wa'al, he told 'em this ere airth was round, and. wTent round, arid all that sort o' thing. Kow, mas ter what do you think about such stuff? Don't you Jhinkhe was an awful ignorant teller? ' Umvilling to come under the category of the ignorant,' the teacher .evasively remarked : . "it really did seem strange ; out there are many learned men who cuuu nicest; tiiiug. . :; - ( . ' -"- "Wa'al, if the airth goes round what holds it up ?" , ! I . . mi ' . i ji ; . "xney say it goes arouna tne sun and tnat . tne sun noias it up by virtue of the law of attraction." .The old lady lowered her spe cs, and responded : : "Wa al, it these high larnt men -I ft Ml ll ! T sez tne sun noias tne airtn up, should like to know what holds it up when the sun goes down?" CUBE FOB LOVE. Into a pint of water of oblivion put of the essence of -resignation two grains; of prudence and pa tience each three grains; and of sound judgment one drachm. Mix u ' , . well; and alter they have stood some time, take otf the scum of ; for- mer remembrances, and . sweeten m the mixture with syrup of hope J V JL. A. Pass it through the filter of com mon sense, by the tunnel ot convic tion, into the bottle ot firm resolu tion, stopping it tightly with; the cork of indifference, take a drachm nisrht and morning, or. oftener if the constitution will bear it, redu cing the dose as the disease decreas es. "Sam," said a darkey to his ebo ny brother, "how am it dat dis yaa telegrai 'carries de news froo dem wires?" 'Well, usesar, now you spose dar am a big dog tree miles long." i"Neber was such big dogs; don't b'lieb dat!", , : - "You iess wait minit, Pse only illustratin', j you stupid nigger Kow dis yaa dog. you see, jess put his front.teets On de lioboken sho an' he puts hi3 behind feets on de JSew York sho'." . t , . . "Yesser.". ,: V ; .' ; ' ' , . ' "Kow s'pose you walk on dis yaa uug urn m cv xui r. "Yesser." " - v-.. V f'He'il bark, wont he V. "Yesser.!'.- - "Well, where will dat dog bark?" , "In Hoboken, 1 calc'late. 'Dat am iess it? Yon walK on de ddff's : tail in New York, and he bark in Hoboken; and dat's de way. telegrat works!" "Yesser; dasso-dasso! you se nght, to pe suah.;? .: - Gt -. Song of the larks weoivon't go till . ' $1.50 per Annum, in Advance. s . ', ... - ; rN(,7il,V i . EENPECEED EUSBANDSi'.; . i , m take the ;respbnisiDilJbw-as'?i:-; J enkiris said when he held out his arms for the baby. ;j ;v r. y "That's' a ."pretty go' eiid thb . . husband when his beautif al wife) ran away from him". ' , ' ' ' 1 "'" ' Husband, where.shall I ret tho ':i icking for your new featlfer bedT 'Any place where you can get thei; . , tick,"! t ; '7 ; , r ;'f'ft ! ; A Des Moines woman save herv husband morphine to cure:;him of , l i chewing tobacco. It cured Itim bir' u , she is doing herown fall flowing' 'May heaven blessyoudkeep v you from your owntrue loy'Benj ar- ;r pecked.husband ended ,hli ; letter! . 'ijome. to nis.aeatn wnite oeine J hit on the head with alohfflhandlea r stewpah in the hands oftys wife , was tie verdict m a recenl case m,-:r Illinois,- t.v r.TM...i v ' Talking about the jaws of deaths4 exclaimed a man . who w;jw living i' with his third scolding wife :!I teu you they are nothing: to he jawani of lifel J:-:o .yi.)Ua;$h.7hndr- stingy nusDana tnre:jwauritn0 blame ; of the lawlessness ofl Ais child- r en in ebmpariy by sayirijj his with ( 1 ; always "gives them their ojfti way:' 1 "Poor things,"- was'Jihe ;prompt : r reply;1 It's all I have;to gimthenx.J , ;r by the magistrate, horswWp)eA: rf by her .brother and shatdkect bald-b headed by his wife;"He squint-: ic eyed cats mav go backou iratsj ut j , darned if helikisa another wonianT Vj J. marrceu man m u in.recenvr lv kissed a vouner srirl. He!was!nned:v ii nusDana nnamg a pecej proKer . -out of his -.plate and anQtr outOf1 his saucer, iienil'icii to his wife,: "My4 dear,;ijf seems' tb me that every' thing belmging .to you is: broken.'.'TWenlJyesire i sponded. the wife, 'everxfyor seem , to be a little cracked." J "'r'' 1 Hiisband-Isn't c itlitile ' rbuffh! on me; my dear, to keepiyour First Husband's picture so cotfspicubuslx - Vife Kow GeorJlHjat's1';, ind ! In case' any thitiff-- should 1 happen, ' wouldn't; Ibii -only,; too f glad to put -yours besid4jns? Urth A woman appeared i; the shop, where her husbandr,ist employed a shbrt tmie:ago,andatotically : excuse him front- comirig to - worlc to-day. He and I had asSttie ifia-I culty at the breakfastjtat)le this, morning, and; he won't $e able to work this week." v;' Ij 7 .."v7! ' A lady says the firstf time -' she5 was kissed she felt lifa ,tub of escorted by! several littLi chpidini chariots drawn by ang U, shaded by honeysuckles, and ihe( whoje spread with melted rairjbowsl-, r Those Alps-we see ! irj the West the evening clouds, iweMniade, to day made . Oi eacst tif jtjes , as tho t : a-i i? ; i v: jm J j i i.: the mornihff. deWsl the itilVer bight dres3 of the rivera and jiheToice, of prayer. It is the heapjid-up utter ance of yesterday. Dim blue, beau roses swinging I in honejTi colognOi. nutmeg and cranberriesH She felt as it some , tning was ninnn ig inrougn her nerves on feet of iaiamonds oreatiis oi ouigiug uu-usauu uiooia- inc: flowers, the melted Jewelry of tuui. it is an encnanteu mountain though men have nam wit clbiid. 1 . i-. . ! ' ' . . . ; ill . . ! i t.A 1 -I - ! I 4 ! t '-1 i