PUBLIC LEDGER DEO 24TH 1913 l it" WaaBT Foolish Doings on the Roof of a Big Building CLEVELAND, O. "From the window by my desk," said the man whose office is numerous floors above the street, "I c&n look across to the roof of a Euclid avenue building that must be about ten stories high. There is no inducement to look; quite the contrary. For every tinnn thpre nrp. foolish doings on that roof. "I suppose they are office boys, junior clerks iv and other youngsters who work in the building. After lunching they seem to feel as playtul as kit tens. At any rate, they go up on the roof every noon and cavort around. They go in for any sort of horseplay that occurs to them. Sometimes they give imitations of a ball game; other times it's a prize fight "Now there's a low ledge along one side of the reef and a taller building on the other. But at the back there's a straight droop of several stories with no more guardrail than an eave trough. That's precisely where the boys find it convenient to do their acrobatics and dramatics. "The other day I was watching them in mingled horror and disgust. One boy was amusing another with impersonations of great ball players. H3 imitated a pitcher winding up and hurling 'em over. Then he went through the motions of a time at bat. After that he did a little base running and it struck him as an intelligent and appropriate thing to do to show Jackson or Cobb slide to second. "I don't know whether the roof was more slippery than he thought or whether he merely wasn't capable of thinking. But he slid right to the corner of the unprotected edge. I turned my head, as I wouldn't care to see even a blamed irtiot killed. A few seconds later the youth was safely back in the middle c. the roof. He and his companion seemed to think that was enough exercise in the open air for one noon. ' "But the next day they, or others, were at it again. They do it every day and their favorite diversion seems to be sparring, or a good-natured and mild imitation of rough-and-tumble fighting. I suppose one of them will side step off the edge some day and then his parents will sue the building com pany for $50,000 on grounds of negligence. I only hope I don't happen to be a witness." He Was Just Over, but He Learn in Time PITTSBURGH, PA. Officials around the Pennsylvania station are laugh ing over the story told -by one of the conductors on a through train who had a little experience with a young Englishman on his way to Mexico the other morning. Reginald was typically British and evidently off his native heath for the first time in his life. He had landed from the liner in the forenoon, in New .York, and was taking the first evening train for the southwest. Therefore he was not in the least familiar with the intrica cies of the up-to-date steel sleeping car. "Rummy little diggings" was what he said when shown his berth, and the net for his clothing nntr1iiner Viia ova V o "lonrfoH" onH ovololmaH "Clever idea; to catch me if I fall out of bed, what?" But it was in the morning that his troubles be gan. Like most untraveled Britishers, he did not like to ask questions and he did not want to make a fuss so, when he awoke and found that he did not have much time until the train would be in Pittsburgh, he tried to figure a way to make his toilet in his "rummy little diggins." He found it impossible. Like Columbus breaking the egg to stand it on end, he cut the Gordian knot by stepping boldly into the aisle in his sleeping clothes and started to dress from his sox upward and outward. Most of the other passengers were up and sitting around and the calm in difference of the Britisher, stripped almost to "the buff" in the midst, causeo a little whirlpool of panic especially, among the women. One woman wanted to know, rather aggressively, what he means. He smiled affably through the neckband of his shirt, as it slipped over his head, and asked: "Well, by Jove! Tell me how you put on your trousers in your berth?" This answer resulted in a call for the conductor who tells the story, jut, by the time he arrived, the Britisher was more than half dressed and fairly presentable. m m ij,-HMv'wM'vvruuLnjo '' He Wrapped Watch Chain Around His Big Toe KANSAS CITY, MO. Although he lost all his money, and is a sadder, wiser man, Jerry Killigan of Tarkawa, Okla., has taught the world a new trick in the way of preserving valuables. The coin is gone, forever, perhaps, and there was $54 of it, but Jerry has his watch' safe and sound, all because he played a new variation on the "First National Bank" wheeze. Jerry came to the city to view and buy the latest sartorial effects, for he wanted to get him self "all togged out;" he's authority for that. He had the $54 and a yearning to convert every cent of it into beautiful wearing apparel. Dressed in his old regimentals, he departed for home yester day, however. The prospective fashion plate arrived in the evening and went to a rooming house. His room was entered, his $54 taken and his confidence in Kansas City lodging houses shattered to bits. He reported his loss to the noli c.fl nnH nsfeori where ..jpflO ktEJ and how. he might obtain money on his watch to - aeiray .expenses back to Oklahoma. He was di- rected to the new-fangled municipal activity, the city pawn shop. "How in the world did you keep your watch when everything else was stolen?" asked Ralph Perry, officially in charge of the city's three-ball palace. "I wrapped the chain around my toe and then pulled my sock on over the watch and chain. I slept with it that way. But," and here the sockful Jerry almost wept, "I .forgot to do that with my money." The sorrowing Kerrigan was allowed $9 on his timepiece and chain by the city's "uncle," and with that was able to make his way to Tarkawa in first-class shape, providing he loses his appetite. Mouse Multitude Released in "Movie" Theater MILWAUKEE, WIS. Liberating a multitude of mice in a moving picture theater caused much joy to a gang of 15 boys, but little hilarity on the part of the proprietor. In a spirit of deviltry the boys caught more than 200 .a -1 i i x xt j t t - ... ueiu iuueuia in a rsorcn siae vacant lot and went with them to the Queen moving picture house at Thirty-third street and North avenue." . The mice were there released late in the after noon. The show was to open t 7 o'clock in the . evening. When Mrs. Margaret Klofta, charwoman, ar rived to do her work, she found the lobby alive with small rodents which upon her appearance scampered in every direction. ' '' Contrary to feminine precedent, Mrs. Klofta,. instead of screaming or seeking the safe altitude of a convenient chair, took a commanding posi tion and applied a broom with deadly effect. Having slaughtered many and driving the rest of the mice to the basement, Mrs. Klofta turned on the youthful perpetrators of the alleeed ioke A handy pail of water in Mrs. Klofta's hands sent them flying. Later Russel Sharp, Walter Dunn and Roy Fremond, aged eighteen years, were arrested for disorderly conduct. Sharp disclaimed any intent to flood the theater'witn mice and cause a probable panic in the evening - "SmeonIckea the pail and the mice came out." he said. "I had three " ..Sn?V.7bey ln the lobby and I went after them." . y" catch them for?" inquired the city attorney. i lads ? ff W'-,aaeD tQ fath " ; luteered Judge Pagers he fined tlu Plant an advertisement in the Public Ledger for 1914 and get results from it. GEE. IV LIKE TEB. HEV j THAT Tl Farmers' Educational ! and Co-Operative Union of America Matters sf Especial Moment to the Progressive Agriculturist The gasoline engine is solving the labor problem on the farm. The pessimist is the man who seea only the nubbins in the cornfield A farmer who can not learn any from his neighbor will soon go to seed. The straight and narrow path is not always lined with the most attractive scenery. - Not enough of us have learned that farming is a business, not hopeless drudgery. . The townspeople who burn up the country roads with their motor cars may expect to be roasted by the farm ers. A daily bath, a rough towel and an hour's walk in the open, will take the kinks out of a dyspeptic quicker than a doctor's prescription. Contrast your home surroundings with those of your town friends of lesa means.. If the comparison is not favor- able to you, you are at fault Quail should be coaxed to breed on the farm. When several fine coveys pect of good shooting Is fine, then permit nobody to fire a gun on the place! S The man who can make two hills ol potatoes grow with the labor that was once expended on one is almost as great a benefactor as the "two-blade-o'-grass" man. The man who spends his time sit ting on a nail keg at the grocery store ranks as a producer along with the hen that sits on a doorknob-jnly the hen is honest in her intentions. The automobile is no longer regard ed as a luxury on the -farm, but one of the most economical and useful things in farm use. It saves the use of horses in busy times, and all times, eats noth ing when not in use, pulls as much as a double team, can, in a' pinch, turn implement from a grindstone to the silage cutter, will carry the family to town in one-quarter the time the team will do it, and with less care than a pair of horses require will last ten years. SUCCEED BY CO-OPERATION New Jersey Organization Able to Pay Its Stockholders Six Per Cent, on Their Capital Stock. A co-operative store established at Montclair, N. J., a year ago, has just paid its stockholders six per cent, on their capital stock, set aside five per cent, on the stock as a reserve fund and paid rebates to its customers all stockholders of five per cent, on the gross amount of the purchases. This looks like success even in com parisons with the records of the long established English co-operative trad ing societies. The Montclair store has dealt in groceries, fruits and vegetables and, for six months only r in meats As much as possible goods were bought of original producers. At first tho sales were only $2,500 a month; at the end of the year they amounted to more than $100,000 a month. The original capital was only $6,000, dis tributed among 200 stockholders. Co-operative trading depends on good management, which in competi tive business has been costly, says the Chicago Record-Herald. Perhaps the Montclair co-operators have been unusually fortunate in their manage ment, but no one can deny that there is too great and unnecessary expense to the purchaser in ordinary retail distribution of foodstuffs under the competitive system. If co-operation can be made as successful in the United States as it has been in Eng land, the cost of living can be reduced for many people. FEDERAL AID FOR FARMERS Market News Service May Be Estab lished to Assist Those Who Raise Perishable Products. A Washington dispatch says : "A market news service for farmers and truck gardeners who raise perishable products may be established by the re cently created office of markets of the department of agriculture. The feasi bility of such a service is to be studied by a specialist of the office, who also will take up the best way of making statistics of demand and supply use ful to the farmer. The prices received by producers, the cost of transporta tion and storage, profits and other use ful elements will be investigated in this connection. The service would be invaluable to truck producers of the Atlantic coast states. Other specialists, it Was announced, are to give attention to co-operative "organizations of producers and con sumers, and will assist in the forma tion of new co-operative enterprises. Ai expert in co-operative accounting will assist such organizations to keep their books and records effectively, to establish cost systems and follow-up methods of handling goods. Specialists in. transportation will as sist producers to obtain equitable freight rates and will discuss ques tions of extended facilities, deter mination1 of rates, routing .and other matters concerned - with the speedy and cheap moving of produce: -The milling and utilization of cotton sect will be given special attention. CO-OPERATION IS NOT NEW Champions of Movement Are Inclined to Go Too Far, Says Delegate to Kansas State Convention. At the last annual meeting of the Kansas state board of agriculture the question -of agricultural jco-operation was discussed at length. One dele gate, Mr. Edwin Snyder, called atten tion to the tendency of those who champion co-operative movements to go too far and thereby injure their own cause. Among other things Mr. Snyder says: "Co-operation is no new matter. More than 75 years ago a dozen poor weavers met in a poor inn in - Roch dale, England, to devise some means to better their condition. After dis cussing, several matters, strikes and the like, they concluded that if they couldn't make arrangements to get better wages they ought to try to do something to make what they received go further, and they organized at once into a society. Of course, a good many scoffed, but they went ahead. They were to pay into the common fund 20 pence per week, and only a few were able to do it at that time, and it took a year to raise a capital stock of $140 with which to begin business. They rentejd a room, bought only such goods as' were absolutely needed by their families, sold for cash only, and at first opened the store only at night. That society has been going for over 75 years. It has spread all over England. They buy their wheat by the cargo, to be ground in their own mills for their own mem bers. They buy refrigerated meats, mutton and beef from Australia and the United States in cargoes, to be sold at their butcher shop. It has been extremely prosperous. I have no doubt that each one of the members of this society is far better off person ally because he learned to save some thing and to do business. That is what we need in this country co operation among the farmers. We must have it, and it' is not a difficult matter. . Of course, during the Farm ers' Alliance agitation, 25 years ago, we started a great many co-operative stores. Most of them failed through mismanagement and the credit sys tem. Cash payment is the essence of successful co-operation, and we can not have it without. Of course, when we started out in the alliance we were going to reform the whole universe. We cannot do that. I believe that if the farmers will study co-operation it will be found Immensely to their ad vantage." Those who expect the principle of co-operation to work out in this coun try on the same scale that it is oper ated in Europe will be disappointed, says the Iowa Homestead. In the first place we have in every agricul tural community so many different nationalities of people to deal with that a new difficulty is encountered and, while these people are all good Americans, they look on matters of this kind from a radically different viewpoint. Co-operation in the end will succeed best if in the beginning it is applied to simple matters. A good example of this is found in cer- tain neighborhoods where a number of men engage . m breeding the same class"bf stock. In this case they have the advantage of many economies both in the buying and selling of their stock, In the use of males, in addition to the natural advantage that results from friendly rivalry. It is a desir able form of co-operation when men subscribe themselves to pay the ex penses of a county expert in order that they may be sensibly advised and wisely guided by one in whose jiidgment . they have absolute confi dence. These are the less complex types of co-operative movements and the success that they are meeting with indicates that our people can take ad vantage of this important principle when it is sensibly applied to their own affairs. TEXAS FARM ORGANIZATIONS Too Many of Them, Says Former President Peter Radford of the Farmers' Union of Texas. In a recent article for the press Pe ter Radford, former president of the Farmers' union of Texas, reiterates what the Co-Operator has frequently said about the number of farmers' organizations in Texas. He says there are too many, and the Co-Operator agrees with the view. During his pres idency of the Farmers' union, Mr. Rad ford himself was identified with two of them. A farmers' organization is a good thing, .but there can be too much of a good thing. The cause of the farm ers as a whole would be strengthened if the state-wide organizations were materially reduced in number and the local organizations greatly increased. There cannot be too many of the lat ter, for each is a unit' in itself. The idea of the Farmers congress, as we undersold it, is to have a number of organizations with distinct interests, united in a common cause in the con gress as a supervisory body. But the separate organizations themselves are state-wide in scope. When the farm ers of each community form an organ ization of their own, then may we ex pect greater benefits from organiza tion among farmers than have hither- to been achieved. There is room " for several state organizations, but not, as at present for stveral with a dupli cation of purposes. Community organ izations can elect delegates to the state organizations, and the labor, nec essary to achieve definite results can be much simplified. Texas Co-Opera tor. - ' 3E ii 1 (GGmNWILILE Will give $10.00 for the best ear of corn raised in Granville County in the year 1 91 3. We want this ear to place on exhibit in our bank until corn planting time, and then we will distri bute the grains among a number of boys in the county with the view of breeding a still better ear in the'1914 crop. The corn will be judged by an expert according to the score printed on this card, on-the second Saturday in January in the offices of the Na tional Bank of Granville. Every corn raiser in Granville County is invited to enter this contest and be present at the judging. W. T. YANCEY, Casjiier National Bank of Granville. Iowa Corn Growers association Score Card I. General Appearance 25 1. Size and shape of ear 2. Filling of butts and tips 3. Straightness of rows 4. Uniformity of kernels II. Productiveness 60 h Maturity -Vitality - 3. Shelling percentage III. Breed Type 15 1. Size and shape of ear 2. Size, shape, dent, of kernel 3. Color of Grain 4. Color of Cob -V 1 5. Arrangement of Rows 10 5 5 5 25' 25 10 5 5 2 2 1 NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION The undersigned,' having been appointed by the clerk of the supeior court Granville county as ad ministratrix upon the estate of Robert J. Hart, deceased, late of said county of Granville, hereby notifies all persons having claims against the estate of the said deceased.to present the same for payment on or before the 1st. day of December. 1914. or this notice will be plead in bar of their recovery. All persons indebted to the estate of the said deceased, are requested to make prompt set tlement. This November 25. 1913. EULAB. HART, Administratrix of R. J. Hart, deceased. B. S. Rovster Attorney. - LOST A thoroughbread Scotch Collie dog, light brown, shaggy, white around the neck and feet. The finder will please notify Mrs. J. S. Eakes, Route 7, Oxford, N. C. B. S. Rojjster, Attornj-At-Law, Glees la Odd Fellows' Bldg. Practices in State and Federal Courts. Hillsboro St., Oxford, N. C. wJ. T. 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