OXFORD PUBLIC LEDGER, FRIDAY, APRIL 29, 1910
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An Elusive Individual and How
He Was Finally Caught.
By O. HENRY.
rCopvris-ht, br McClure, Fhillips &
Co.J
There -were two or three things that
I wanted to know. I do not care
about a mystery. So I began to in
quire. It took me two weeks to find out
what women cany in dress suit cases.
And then I began to ask why a mat
tress is made in two pieces. This se
rious query was at first received with
suspicion because it sounded like a
conundrum. I was at last assured
that its double form of construction
was designed to make lighter the bur
den of woman, who makes up beds.
1 was so foolish as to persist, begging
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BUTION KECEPTACIiE.
to know why. then, they were not made
in two equal pieces. Whereupon I was
ehunned.
The third draft that I craved from
-the fount of knowledge was enlighten
ment concerning the character known
as "a man about town." He was more
vague in my mind than a type should
be. We must have a concrete idea of
anything, even if it be an imaginary
idea, befoi"e we can comprehend it.
Now, I have a mental picture of
John Doe that is as clear as a steel
engraving. His eyes are weak blue,
he wears a brown vest and a shiny
black serge coat,, he stands always
in the sunshine chewing something,
and he keeps half shutting his pocket
knife and opening it again with his
fthumb. And, if the man higher up is
ever found, take my assurance for it
the will be a large, pale man with blue
wristlets showing under his cuffs, and
lie will be sitting to have his shoes
polished within sound of a bowling
iilley, and there will be somewhere
about him turquoises.
But the canvas of my imagination,
when it came to limning the man
about town, was blank. I fancied that
he had a detachable sneer (like the
,mile of the Cheshire cat) and at
tached cuffs, and that was all, where
upon I asked a newspaper reporter
about him.
'Why," said he, "a man about town
iis something between a rounder and a
clubman. lie isn't exactly well, he
fits in between Mrs. Fish's receptions
i and private boxing bouts. He doesn't
well, lie doesn't belong to the Lotos
i club or to the Jerry McGeogheghan
'Galvanized Iron Workers' Apprentices'
'Left Hook Chowder association. I
j don't exactly know how to describe
hun to you. You'll see him every
where there's anything doing. Yes,
!I suppose he's a type. Dress clothes
: every evening, knows the ropes, calls
; every policeman and waiter in town
; by their fir3t names. No. he never
travels with the hydrogen derivatives.
'You generally see him alone or with
-'another man."
My friend the reporter left me. and
! I wandered farther afield, r.y this time
the 3.12G electric lights on the Rinlto
were alight. People passed, but they
; held me not. Faphian eyes rayed upon
me and left me unscathed. Diners,
heimgangers, shopgirls, confidence ihen,
panhandlers, actors, highwaymen, mil
lionaires and outlanders hurried, skip
ped, strolled, sneaked, swaggered and
scurried by me, but I took no note of
them. I knew them all. I had read
their hearts; they had served. I want
ed my man about town. lie was a
type, and to drop him would be an
error-a typograph, But, no, let us
.-continue.
J "Let" hs continue with a moral di
gression. To see a family reading the
"Sunday paper gratifies. The sections
have been separated. Papa is earnest
ly scanning the page that pictures the
young lady exercising before an open
window and bending but there, there!
Mamma is interested in trying to guess
the missing letters in the wowl N w
Yo k. The oldest girls are eagerly
perusing the financial reports, for a
certain young man remarked last Sun
day night that he had taken a flier in
5 X. and Z. Willie, the eighteen-year-7
old son, who attends a New York
public school, is absorbed in the week
3y article describing how to make over
jsn old skirt, for he hopes to take a
i prize in sewing on graduation day.
Grandma is holding to the comic
supplement with a two hours' grip,
and little Tottie, the baby, is rocking
along the best she can with the real
-estate transfers. This view is in
tended to be reassuring, for it is de
sirable that. few lines of this story
be skipped, for it introduces strong
drink.
I went into a cafe to and while it
was being mixed I asked the man
w-ho grabs up your hot Scotch spoon
as soon as you lay it down what he
understood by the term, epithet, de
scription, designation, characterization
or appellation viz, a "man about
town."
"Why," said he carefully, "it means
a fly guy that's wise to the all night
push see? It's a hot sport that you
can't bump to the rail anywhere be
tween the Flatirons see? I guess
that's about what it means."
I thanked him and departed.
On the sidewalk a Salvation lassie
shook her contribution receptacle gen
tly against my waistcoat pocket.
"Would you mind telling me," 1
asked her, "if you ever meet with the
character commonly denominated as 'a
man about town' during your daily
wanderings :"
"I think I know whom you mean,"
she answered, with a gentle smile.
"We see them in the same places
night after night. They are the dev
il's bodyguard, and if the soldiers of
any army are as faithful as they are
their commanders are well served.
We go among them, diverting a few
pennies from their wickedness to the
Lord's service."
She shook the box again, and I drop
ped a dime into it.
In front of a glittering hotel a friend
of mine, a critic, was climbing from
a cab. lie seemed at leisure, and I
put my question to him. Ho answered
me conscientiously, as I was sure he
would.
"There is a type of 'man about
town' in New York," he answered.
"The term is quite familiar to me, but
I don't think I was ever called upon to
define the character before. It would
be difficult to 'point you out an exact
specimen. 1 would say offhand that
it is a man who had a hopeless case
of the peculiar New York disease of
wanting to see and know. At o'clock
each day life begins with him. He
follows rigidly the conventions of
dress and manners, but in the business
of poking his nose into places where
he does not belong he could give point
ers to a civet cat or a jackdaw. He is
the man who has chased Bohemia
about the town from rathskeller to
roof garden and from Hester street to
Harlem until yon can't find a place in
the ity where they don't cut their
spaghetti with a knife. Your man
about town' has done that. He is al
ways on the scent of something new.
He is curiosity, impudence and omni
presence. Hansoms were made for
him and gold banded cigars and the
curse of music at dinner. There are
not so many of him, but his minority
report is adopted everywhere.
"I'm glad you brought up the sub
ject. I've felt the influence of this
nocturnal blight upon our city, but I
never thought to analyze it before. I
can see now that your 'man about
town' should have been classified long
ago. In his wake spring up wine
agents and cloak models, and the or
chestra plays 'Let's All Go Up to
Maud's' for him. by request instead of
Handel. He makes his rounds every
evening, while you and I see the ele
phant once a week. When the cigar
stoi'e is raided he winks at the officer,
familiar with his ground, and walks
away immune, while you and I search
among the presidents for names and
among the stars for addresses to give
the desk sergeant."
My friend the critic paused to ac
quire breath for fresh eloquence. I
seized my advantage.
"You have classified him." I cried
with joy. "You have painted his pur
trait in the gallery of city types. But
I must meet one face to face. I must
"I READ THE ARTICLE."
study the man about town at first
hand. Where shall I find him? How
shall I know him?"
Without seeming to hear me the
critic went on and his cab driver
was waiting for his fare too:
"He is the sublimated essence of
butt in; the refined, intrinsic extract
of rubber; the concentrated, purified,
irrefutable, unavoidable spirit of curi
osity and inquisitiveness. A. new sen
sation is the breath in his nostrils;
when his experience is exhausted he
explores new fields with the indefa
tigability of a"
"Excuse me," I interrupted, "but can
you produce one of this .type? It is a
new thing to me. I must study it. I
will search the town over until I find
one. Its habitat must be here on
Broadway."
"I am about to dine here," said my,
i
jLr -
friend. "Come inside and if there is a j
man about town present I will point j
him out to you. I know most of the
regular patrons heie."
"I am not dining yet," I said to him.
"You will excuse me. I am going to
find my man about town this night if
I have to rake New York from the
Battery to littie Coney Island."
I left the hotel and walked down
Broadway. The pursuit of my type
gave a pleasant savor of life and in
terest to the air I breathed. I was
glad to be in a city so great, so com
plex and diversified. Leisurely and with
something of an air I strolled along,
with my heart expanding at the
thought that I was a citizen of great
Gotham, a sharer in its magnificence
and pleasures, a partaker in its glory
and prestige.
I turned to cross the street. I heard
something buzz like a bee, and then
I took a long, pleasant ride with San-tos-Dumout.
When I opened my eyes I remem
bered a smell of gasoline, and I said
aloud. "Hasn't it passed yet?"
A hospital nurse laid a hand that
was not particularly soft upon my
brow that was not at all fevered. A
young doctor came along, grinned and
handed me a morning newspaper.
"Want to see Iioav it happened?" he
asked cheerily. I road the article. Its
headlines began where I heard the
buzzing loav off the night before. It
closed with these lines:
"Bellevue hospital, where it wps
said that his injuries were not seri
ous. He appeared to be a typical man
about town."
What Deep Breathing Did.
I had suffered several days and
nights from severe pain resulting from
rheumatism and neuralgia. The relief
afforded by all suggested home reme
dies had been only temporary- My
neck was raw from a mustard plaster
blister. I'd slept poorly several nighr?
from pain. Again it was night. I was
quivering Avith pain and unable to rise
to a sitting posture. To turn from
back to side, or vice versa, was ago
nizing. I did not wish to call any of
the family, knowing their duties for
the following day. How I longed for
sleep! Then I remembered reading
somewhere that deep, abdominal
breathing persisted in would induce
sleep. I resolved to try it. Assuming
a position as comfortable as possible
under the circumstances, I began deep,
abdominal breaths. My head soon be
came light, or, rather, dizzy; my body
relaxed. After a few minutes I was
asleep. After a nap I awoke, squirmed
about to a new position, repeated the
deep breathing- and fell asleep again. I
kept this up during the night, thus se
curing a fair night's rest. Harper's
Bazar.
Two Texts.
Two stories are told in a magazine of
ministers stumbling on texts of a hu
morous personal application.
One was a very young minister, hav
ing charge of his first church and
preaching a series of sermons on the
life and utterances of St. Paul. The
last one of these was given just before
taking his leave, and during his ab
sence he expected to take unto himself
a wife, his engagement having been
announced. After turning over the
leaves of the Bible thoughtfully he
said, "I invite your attention this even
ing to these words of the great apostle,
'I am ready now to be offered up.' "
The other minister was a widower
who had remarried wTithin a year after
his first wife's death. His friends and
congregation thought him very expe
ditious, and on the next Sunday, when
his text was announced, "they could
scarcely control themselves. He rose
in his place in his pulpit and said, "My
beloved brethren, you will find my text
in the seventeenth verse of the fourth
chapter of II Corinthians, "Our light
affliction, which is for the moment.' "
"Just Helping."
A gentleman fitting up his house in
the country had brought from a neigh
boring town a considerable force of
carpenters, plumbers and the- like.
After superintending them for a few
days he grew to know them all by
sight. One day suddenly he spied a
new face among them. It was a cheer
ful face, and its owner was busying
himself most actively carrying things
up and down stairs and otherwise be
ing useful. Nevertheless the owner of
the house beckoned to him.
"Who are you?" he inquired.
"Oh, I'm just helping," answered the
mysterious one, with an engaging
smile.
"Carpenter or plumber?"
"No; just helping." And off he went
with a boxful of crockery.
The owner called the boss carpenter
aside. The boss carpenter eyed the
cheerful helper; then he smiled.
"In the next township," he said,
"there is a lunatic asylum. I'll make
inquiries."
Next day the willing helper was not
on the job, Exchange.
Not His Fault.
Irate. Woman These photographs
you made of myself and husband are
not at all satisfactory, and I refuse to
accept them.
Photographer What's wrong witb
them?
Irate Woman What's wrong! Why,
my husband looks like a baboon!
Photographer Well, that's no fault
of mine, madam. You should have
thought of that before you had him
caKen. cmcago News,
A Boston Husband.
Mrs. Caudle I think there's a man
downstairs.
Mr. Caudle I thought I heard some
one. Suppose you go down and ask
him what he wants. Even a burglar
Wouldn't strike a woman, you know.
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NOTICE.
North Carolina: : Granville County.
In Superior Court, May Term, 1910.
W. L. Nevins,
vs.
South HiiU Mfg. Co.
The defendant above named wiH
take notice that an action as en
titled as above has been commenced
against It in the Superior Court of
Granville County to recover the sum
of $1,000 for a breach of a contract
entered into by plaintiff and defend
ant for the sale and purchase of a
certain lot of timber and lumber sit
uate in said County and fully describ
ed in the above referred to contract;
Said defendant will further ( take no
tice .that It is required to appear at
the next term of the Superior Court
of eaid county to be held at the court
bouse at Oxford on the 2nd day of
May, 1910, and answer or demur to
the complaint in said action or the
plaintiff will apply to the court for
the relief therein demanded.
This 24th day of March, 1910.
J. G. SHOT WELL, C.S.C,
Lanier & Hicks, Attys for Pl'ff.
SALE OF LAND.
By virtue of sale contained in a
certain deed-in-trust, executed to jm
on January 20, 1309, by T. W. Stov
all and wife Buna V. S to vail, and
duly recorded in deed in trust book
70, page 540, of the office of the Reg
ister of Lteeds of Granville County,
I shall, on
MONDAY, MAY 16TH, 1910,
sell to the highest bidder, by pub
lic auction, for cash, at the court
house door ,in Oxford ,the following
described lot or parcel of land:
Situate in the towu of S to vail,
N. C, and bounded on the East by
the public road leading to Bullock,
N. C; on the North by Macadam
road of E. N. Dickerson; on the west
by a strip of land owned by the es
tate of Dr. F. R. Gregory; and cn the
South by the Oak Hill public road,
containing about 4 cr 5 acres, and
upon which are located the dwelling
of T. w. Stovall, the dwelling occu
pied by H. M. Stovall and the dwell
ing occupied by H. M. Stovall and
the dwelling occupied by T. A. Hes
ter. Time of sale: Between 12m. and
1:30 p. m.
This April 8, 1910.
F. W. HANCOCK, Trustee.
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION.
Having qualified as administrator
of William Pettiford, dee'd, late of
Granville county, N. C. This is to
notify all persons having claims a
gainst the estate of said deceased
to exhibit them to the undersigned
on or before the 23rd day of March,
2&11, or this notice will be pleaded
it. bar cf their recovery. All per
sons indebted to said estate will
please make Immediate settlement.
T. LANIER. Admr,.
This 22nd day of Mar.1910 .
Sa'e of Land For Nonpayment of Tov
Taxes.
Under authority of an ordinance
of the Board of Commissioners of
the Town of Oxford, I will on
MONDAY, MAY 2ND, 1910,
at 12 o'cock, m., it being the First
Monday in May, 1910, sell at public
auction at the Court house door in
Oxford, for the nonpayment of town
taxes for the year 1909, the following
I described lots or parcels of land in
sa:d town of Oxford:
Mrs. C. H. Landis Williamsboro St..
$22.70
Willis Moss Hillsboro St. 4.77
Lee Ragland, near Foundry Branch.
$5.37
Mrs. Ellen Bryan, on High St. $4.36
This April 1, 1910.
J. F. ROY'S TER.
Apr. S 4t. Tax Collector, Treasurer.
EXECUTRIX NOTICE.
Having qualified as Executrix of
the will of the late Elijah Green,
r.efore the Honorable J. G. Shotwell,
Clerk of the Superior Court of Gran
ville Count notice is hereby giv
en to all persons indebted to said
estate to come forward and make
immediate payment and save costs.
Persons holding claims against
said estate will present them to ma
on or before the 22nd day of March
1911, or this notice will be plead in
bar of their recovery.
This the 22nd day of March, 1910.
BETTIE GREEN.
A. A. Hicks, Attorney.
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NOTICE.
j North Carolina: : Granville County.
In the Superior Court.
S. H. Tingen Admr. of Ellender D.
Tingen,
vjs.
Benjamin Duncan and Joanna Duncan
his wife.Ellie Humphries and Louis
Humphries her husband, John C.
Tingen, Emma Franklin and Die
Franklin her husband, Ada Long
and Joe Long her husband, Gra
ham Arrington, Hattie Humphries
and Ben Humphries her husband,
husband, Jack Arrington and Came
ron Arrington.
The defendants above named will
take notice, that an action entitled
as above has been commenced in the
Superior Court of Granville County
by S. H. Tingen, Admr. as aforesaid
for the purpose of obtaining an order
for the sale of the land of the said
Ellender D- Tingen, and particular- ,
ly the Jim Roe Evans tract for assets
with which to pay the debts of the
said Ellender D.. Tingen and the
said defendant will further take no
Tice that they are required to ap
pear at the office of the Clerk of
the Superior Court in Oxford in the
said county on Wednesday the 11th
day of May, 1910 and answer or de
mur to the petition filed in said
court or the petitioner will apply to
the Court for the relief demanded in
said complaint.
This the 1st day of April, 1910.
J. G. SHOTWELL, C.S.C.