re: i 3-3 '. II. I" sin 1':! ire j 1 !"" 11 1 'I !4 i 1 .1 1' ! 'l j S! h in ft if' ft it Vt Si1 3 5 OXFORD PUBLICJDGER TUESDAY. MAY 24. 1921 THF NOVELETTE. PRUE'S JOKE , (By Myra A.Wingate) The Peterson twins were as nearly alike as two human beings could be lt was really almost impossible to tell one from the other, and odd mistakes had often resulted from the resemblance, but they had never willfully misled any one until )some spirit of mischief put it into Prue's head that it would be a great joke to make Bert Kelly take Prissy to the play instead of Prue herself, whom he had invited. She would go with Prissy's admirer. Harrison Kent. who would think all the time thath was escorting Prissy. Quiet Prissy was doubtfuL "Suppose they should find out," ! she said, "how could we explain?" "They won't find out until we tease them about it afterward," answered mischievous Prue. "Be sides if they do? I'd like to see Bert Kelly get ruffled for once in his life." "Why, Prue, I thought you liked Bert," remonstrated Prissy. "You mistake, sister. He's too quiet and slow," said Prue, dancing away to rattle off a gay tune on the piano. After more persuasion, Prissy a- greed to the joke. The nearest large town, where they usually went to the theatre, was two miles away. Winterhad turned the highways into a hard packed road of glistening white. Muffled in .winter wraps, there was no danger that the change of partners would be noticed on the way and' the theatre would be dark ened a part of the time, so argued wicked Prue, as Harrison tucked her into the sleigh, and it would add so much spice to the evening's enjoy ment. Prissy had more misgivings as her quiet escort arranged the robes, but being well into the scheme, there II If :'Qnick Mef ' Of Long Standing Iftnbks Real Power of Hospital's Home Treatment Shown Disorders of Stomach, Liver and By Results in Chronic Kidneys. Three Cases Typical of Scores of Others Reported at Hospital fropa points Where Sanux is Now Being Distributed Perhaps the most striking evidence of the remarkable power of the pre scription now known as Sanux, which was used at the United States Med-ico-Chemi Hospital for indigestion, dyspepsia, constipation, torpid liv er and stomach complaints arising from stomach, liver and kidney trou bles, is found in the speedy manner in which chronic, long standing dis orders respond to the treatment. A great many of those who re ceived the treatment at the hospital during the past several years were suffering from severe and complicat ed troubles, "and it was the seeming ly miraculous 'recoveries in many of these cases which created so much comment and caused the fame of the medicine to become widespread. Thus it was that the demand for the prescription became so great that the directors of the hospital decided to offer it to the public for home treatment. The following statements which have recently been reported to the hospital are typical of scores of cases in which Sanux has promptly reliev ed disorders of long standing, in many cases after all other means had failed. R. R. Man Is Relieved After Long Suffering Vinton, Va. "I suffered for years with chronic indigestion," says Mr,. S. E. Settle, a well-known railroad man of Vinton. "I had headaches all the time, was nervous and could hardly sleep at night. Food soured in my stomach and didn't seem to do me any good and I lost flesh and got in a terrible run-down condition. I tried many medicines, but nothing seemed to do me any good. "Then I heard about Sanux and began taking it. I am now on my second oottie, and it has done me a lot of good. My digestion is better, I am not troubled with headaches any more, I sleep better and feel stronger and have more energy. My son is troubled with constipation and I've started him taking Sanux also, and it has helped him. Sanux has helped me after other medicines had failed, and I am glad to recommend it to others who suffer as I did." Mrs. Robertson Says She Suffered For Seven Years Roanoke, Va. "For the past sev en years I have suffered with consti pation and indigestion, and one bot tle of " Sanux has given me relief I was never able to secure by any is .improving, and I sleep fine .rest ing better than in many years. Those smothering spells have ceased en tirely, and I am relieved for once of, constipation troubles. It has brought such quick" relief I know I am now on the road to good health. I gladly endorse Sanux." United Medico-Chemi Hospital, 10th ana uiay Kichmond, Va. means,!' declared Mrs. G. T. Robert son of 1710 Norfolk avenue, this city. "My indigestion was so bad when I lay down nights, I would almost smother, but today I'm looking bet ter, nave a good color, my appetite X. C. Farmer Relieved Of Three Years' Suffering Pelham, N. C Mr. R. H. Jones, a well-known farmer living on Route 2, near this place, has been the vic tim of a severe case of indigestion for three years, and what Sanux ac complished in his case testifies to the remarkable power of this great Hos pital Home Treatment to relieve dis orders of a chronic nature. "I. had suffered from indigestion for three years," says Mr. Jones, when I heard of what Sanux was do ing for others, so I decided to give it a trial. I have taken three bottles of the medicise and it has done me lots of good. - My indigestion has been relieved and I feel stronger arid better in every way. I gladly recom mend Sanux as a fine tonic." Sanux aids digestion, acts as a mild laxative, gently cleansing the system of impurities, stimulates a natural, healthy appetite and builds up and strengthens the whole system. Sanux is sold by most of the lead ing druggists in this section in eight ounce bottles. 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Prue, remembering the part she was playing, tried to subdue her high spirits to imitate her sister's gentle ways. Without warning, Harrison drew rein under the shadow of a big pine tree. "Prissy, I can't wait any longer. I want to tell you something. I'ye been trying to say it all winter on ly only you were so quiet, I was a fraid you didn't like me. But 1 mean would you marry me?" Confusion fell upon poor wicked Prue. She couldn't refuse .him, be cause perhaps Prissy would say "yes;" nor could she accept, for Prissy might say "no." What right had she to hear the words meant for her sister alone? There was only one thing she could say, and she said it. She did not have to pretend the tremble in her voijce. "I can't tell you tonight, Harrison. Give me a little time, to think, please. And will you please, the very next pleasant night, drive out to this very same tree and say to me just exactly what you said tonight? And then I'll tell you." Very much puzzled, the young man promised. "Tomorrow night?" he asked. "Yes," answered Prue in a muf fled voice. v Harrison drove on briskly 'after that, for Bert and his lady were far ahead. ' Prissy played Prue to the best of her ability, making her usually quiet self unconscious that Bert was enjoy ing this glimpse of what he thought Prue's quieter side. He tucked the robes carefully around her, and reaching one arm across her shoulder to pull the rurs closer, let it linger there for an in stant Prissy sat petrified. If only Prue were here and she were any where else. What Bert said was, "I like you awfully well when you are jolly and full of fun. I wouldn't have you change for anything inthe world. But I like you when you're quiet, too. If you wouldn't laugh at me so much I I'd like to tell you something." , Prissy strangled a gasp. "Tomorrow night, Bert," she said positively. "Promisp mp. nnt until i tomorrow, and I won't laugh hon estly. Bert promised, bewildered, but oDeaient. Once inside the theatre, the girls somewhat recovered their spirits. Prue played her part with enjoy ment, and Prissy with hidden terror Dressed exactly alike, asthey' were, the resemblance was wonderful.. Prissy whispered to her sister dur ing the intermission. "Be sure to make Harrison keep close to us dur ing the ride home" and Prue man aged it. y In their own room at last, Prue sat down on the bed and pulled Pris sy down beside her. "Reports are . in order, Pris," she said. "Come across, little sister. Did he find out arid what did he say?" Prissy blushed very deeply, much to Prue's delight, but it was her turn to blush when she heard what Bert had said. "And I couldn't let him say any more," concluded Pris sy, "but I told him he might say it tomorrow night" , Prue considered gravely before she gave her report. Then she said: xour Harrison is a very sudden young man, Pris. I'm not going to tell you exactly what he said, be cause he's coming to take you rid ing tomorrow night. Don't you act surprised at a sinele thine- he savfi. Act as if you had heard it all before, 1 a. ana wnen it ,comes to the end use your judgment." And in spite of threats and en treaties she would say no more. The young men appeared prompt ly, true to their appointment. Prue was gay enough, but Bert had never been so conscious of the hidden gen tleness under the mischief. When they were alone, before the blazing wood 'fire, he jsaid diffidently: "May I finish what I started to say last evening?" He finished it, to the satisfac tion of both. Out under the stars Harrison and Priscilla sped along until the horse was checked under a certain pine tree, and Harrison said impetuously: "I can't say it just as I did last night, Pris, because I was so rattled I don't know what I did say. but I love you. Please will you marry me?" Prissy's answer was entirely sat isfactory. That night, at bedtime, two happy girls compared experiences. "Are you ever going to tell about our joke Pris?" asked Prue, brush 111 SU , er long hair at tne mirror. No, answered Priscilla. "Are you?" "Never!" And they newer did. i ' - Like the foundation of a build ing, any philosophy can be under- xuxuu il we iug deep enough. periodic Bilions Attacks Persons subject tn vi- regular i -en to expect an abut ind that they have no T4 food when an attack Jl esire iZ uallyeat because ft but Z Skip one-meal and k? 5 Chamberlain's Tablets and hree of be able to avoid thelttal "pU m subject to periodic b P?So should not drink tea Sg fliiiiiitii:iiifiiiiiiiiniiitiiiinimuHii. - 55fc I W S!S HUIUUMUIIUH 50good cigarettes tor lUc from one sack of GENUINE mn n n n 99 DURHAM Buy Coal How--Do Not Delay. Simply to insure to consumers a supply of coal for the winter are we urging them to buy early whether they buy from us or not. Lower prices , are i not probable this season. Higher prices may kand we believe will come later. 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