NO FUN TO BE A CZAR
Bill Nye's Dissertation on Some
Discomforts of Royalty.'
Greater Privileges Which Amer
ican Citizens Enjoy.
If anything could reconcile the aver
age American boy to the fact that he is
not ft Czar, gays Bill Nye in the New
York World, it would be the late story
of Mr. Strakosch to the effect that His
Imperial Majesty ope, -when Czaro
witch played a French obligato to the
song given by Mme. Nilsson, and that
years after, when he had become a full
blown Czar, the orchestra affected him
to tears for it brought back the memo
ry of that blessed time when he did not
have to put oa a sheet -iron overcoat to
go out and get the morning paper.
Happy indeed was this great man
with his French hora and his portfolio
as Czarowitch, living from hand to
mouth, than in after years as a thirty
second degreo'Czar with a mighty Em
pire under his thumb and a fractious
bomb under his throne.
-fXCatness brings with it newspaper
t jriticism, loss of ajpetite, languor, cold
wieet and death. And even ia death a
great man does not stand much of a
chance. Relic-huntcr3 come and try to
break into hU gravo and carry frag
ments of his system away to remember
him by, and the historian criticises him
to his heart's content.
For this reason we ought to ap
preciate a country where we need not be
great if we would .rather not. A Czar
really has no alternative. When he dis
covers that he is a Czarowitch he knows
that it U good-by, John, as the Russians
have it. Here the rubs are less severe.
A man may escape greatness for years
and years. He may be president of the
"TJnited States to-day and promoting pul
lets to-morrow.
The utmost Jatitu lo is given to an
American. He can not only abstain
from being great, but after he has been
great, our people will excuse a man and
allow him to insert himself into obscur
ity again in case he feels more comfort
able that way. But the CzajJiywyp:'
" cl-.ee. 'Ua really lias
no fun at
An soon as he discovers that his lineage
is high ho is open to criticism, and can
not do anything undignified.
A Czar who would play shortstop in a
picked nine, or go about tho country
delivering a humorou? lecture, would bo
ostracized. Many a long, hot " summer
day he has to stand on a big red throne
Ad reign, while mediocre men go fish
ing. Just as he thinks he is alone, and
takes off his hot, ermine-trimmed robes,
thinking ho will fit in his shirt sleeves
and play a few strains on his French
horn, a courtier comes ia and, making a
'low abcisance, states that he has a ukase
which ought to bb issued in time to
catch the 3 o'clock mail.
. . men it is disagresablo for a man to
be a Czar and suddenly find himself the
parent of a grand duke whom he don't
exactly feel at liberty to spank 1 No
man really want3 to spank a grand duke,
?o matter hw jjttlc he is. A? Ameri
cans, we do not fully appreciate the
blessings of freedom which are denied,,
to a Czar. Czarinas also have a pretty
fare tow to hoe, to use an Americanism.
.!iey We to meet all the social de
mands that are made upon them and en
tertain neighboring potentates, see that
they have hot water and clean towels in
their rooms while visiting at their
; houses, and show them the best places
to trade whila in the city. They also
have to have general oversight of the
" children, eo that their distracted
country will not run short o a mon-
arch.
.""-It is no uncommon thing lor a Czar
ina to say to a visiting dynasty: "Ex-
, cuse me a moment, Your Royal Alti
toodleum; His Nibs the Grand Duke
has just informed mo that Her Emi-
; nence the Grand Duchess, his sister, has
got a Lima bean up her nose.
The Telautograph.
A wonderful account of the telauto
graph of Fiisha Gray, the electrician, is
brought from Paris. The principle of
the device is analogous to that of the
telephone, and consists, briefly, of a
plaque on which is laid the paper for
writing the message. As the writing is
lone, the plaqua vibrates under the
pressure of the instrument used, which
maybe a pen, a pencil, or any other
pointed article.nnd a similar i istrument
at the other end of the line ac'.ing pyn-
chronously, reproduces exactly what is
written at the station of transmission,
so that not only the words of tho tele
gram but the reproduced writing of the
sender will be put into the hands of the
receiver. The advantages are so ap
parent that it is hardly necessary to
narnetheni. Tha telautograph is nearly
finished, and it remains to be seen
whether it will, in actual use, prove
. equal to the claims its inventor makes
for it. Detroit Free Press.
Disillusioned.
"No, Mami','' said a fair-haired girl
with an nir of tender melancholy,"
" I shall never lore him arxaio. It is all
over."
'How can you say so, Gertie? He is
Ar rich, loves you devotedly, and
nrf such a beautiful, long, silken, heavy
mustache : " -
"His mustache! O, don't speak of
it, I implore you! I saw him once,
Mamie, just after he had taken a drink
of buttermilk P
And tl.e two friends shuddered and
sat close together, looking silently into
the fire, .while their shadows danced
fitfully on the wall and the wind moaned
dismally through the ghostly trees on
the. outsidel Chicago Tr'bune.
FOS PAHS AND GARDEN ,
Crn-FtsB
It fa rather Eard to disabuse th pop
ular mind of Inculcated for gener
ations. In this country everybody has
always conceded that pork exclusively
corn-fed is best, because it is undoubt
edly hardest and firmest. But it is not
so good as pork made by feeding barley,
oats or wheat, for it has not as large a
proportion of lean meat. The corn-fed
pork will not fry away and waste as
will pork fed on milk, fruit, potato peel
ings and vegetables. But this firmness
Is an objection. The hog fed miscella
neously has the sweetest and tenderest
meat, and if taste is a criterion in pork,
as it is reckoned to be in everything
else that is eatable, the fruit-fed and
milk-fed pork is certainly best. If
greater firmness is desired, it maybe
had by finishing off the last few weeks
of fattening by feeding corn meal, not
corn in the ear.
Water for Mileb. Cows.
There is something suggestive in the
fact that excellence in breeds of mich
cows for milking purposes is never se
cure where there is not plenty of water.
The Dutch cattle lead the way in this,
and are bred in a land whose surface is
below the ocean level and where canal3
serve for roads. Jersey is an island,
and situated in the warm Gulf Stream,
where showers fall more frequently and
plentifully than in England. Irish cows
are generally good milkers, though they
have not heen developed as a distinct
breed. In our own country we find that
where dairying continues long it must
be in a land abounding in springs and
running brooks, where succulent food
is given through as large a part of the
year as possible. "Without doubt the
increasing use of ensilage as Winter
feed of cows will in time have an appre
ciable effect in breeding a race that , will
be better milkers than could have been
possible under other conditions. Cul
tivator. Insect Remedies.
The report on entomology made by W.
B. Alwood to the Columbu3 Horticul
tural Society, last winter, states that
many remedies were employed on the
two described cabbage worms, consist
ing of alum water of differeut decrees
of strength, tansy water, tomato water,
benzine coal oil emulsions of different
Btrengths, Hammond's slug shot,
Cayenne pepper, half a dozen remedies
from England, several preparations of
tobacco soap and pyrethrum. The
tobacco soaps prepared with potash
were quite efficient, the value of which
was ascribed to the potash. Pyrethrum
is recommended as the best remedy,
being perfectly safe, easy of application,
and more deadly on the worms than any
remedy used. Powder of good quality,
mixed with threo times its bulk of flour,
was found perfectly effective, applied
with a dusting bellows. One pound
costing fifty cents, was enough to cover
in acre if properly handled.
Profits of the Farm.
Whether farmers get their rightful
share of the faiT? profits depends not
only upon their aBili . to and
plan, but also upon their abinJ mar
ket what they have to sell, as wci' as
upon the carefulness of the wife also.
For instance, the farmer may be very
careful about feeding his cows, keeping
them clean, etc., but unless the house
wife supplements his close attention
with the same care of the milk, cream
and dairy utensiis, his extra work
amounts to but little. We have now in
our mind's eye a farmer who receives
five cents above the market price for his
butter, from the fact thaV his city cus
tomers found that; the quality was the
same throughout the year, and as good
as any to be found in market. Now
this extra five cents is all profit, and
he is entitled to it. Nor is that all the
profit, for when once a customer is ob
tained it is usually for a whole season,
and a market thu3 opened for other
produce. In this way muchtimo is
saved in marketing, and middlemen
entirely dispensed with. It brings him
in the cash and thus enables him to buy
where he can get the most for his money,
which is another profit he-reaps. It is
always best for a farmer to establish a
reputation for selling a good article in
order to get his full share of tho profit
or anything he has to sell. Another
thing, a farmer, in order to make ready
sale of any kind of produce direct to
the customer, should establish a rcpu
tation for honest dealings, i. c, never
representing an article to be a little
better than it really is, for confidence
once lost is never regained. Baltimore
Sun.
The length of Koot.
For more than thirty years we have
repeatedly urged the importance of cor
recting the common error that the roots
of trees extended on each side no furth
er from the foot of the central stem than
the spread of the branches above. The
most popular writers copied the error
from one another, and the erroneous
practice founded on this mistaken view
was shown by the small circles of earth
often seen spaded about them or by the
diminished rings of manure. The bad
advice founded oa this wrong view is
still repeatedly given by different
writers, and it seems necessary to cor
rect it by "line upon line." The fact
that an orchard to obtain full benefit
from manuring, mulching or cultivation
must be treated broad cast i3 still un
known to many planters. . .,- -
Wo are glad to see, however, 1 jnore
frequent statements of interesting facts
L bearing oa this subject, and showing
that roots generally extend to a distance
greater than the entire height of the
trees. In the recently published Tran
sactions of the Illinois Horticultural So
ciety, Professor T. J. Scroll mentions
ft numbeT of 'well-known facts, some oi
them from. Ms own personal examina
tion. ; Ha traced a root from a two-year
grapevine to a distance of thirteen feet.
Appl trees, twenty feet Tpart, were
found to have interlaced roots eight
years after planting. The "roots of a
Lombarby poplar were found in abund
ance seventy feet away. Willows, fifty
feet irom walls, occupied them with
plenty of roots. We have suckers from
a "common locust forty feet high,
at a distance, of sixty-five feet, and
the roots of a peach tree eleven fees
high twenty-three feet away. E. Sat
terthwaite, the well-known cultivatorof
Jenkintown, Penn., has found the root
of a 12-yearpeach tree growing in rich
soil fifty feet from the tree. " Professor
Beal traced the root of apple trees 14
years old to a distance of 28 feet."
If such facts as these were more gener
ally understood, we should see less of
the frequent Tnistake of applying mulch
ing and fertilizer in a small ring at the
foot of trees, while the great mass of
fibres is spread widely over the surface
far beyond their reach. Country
Gentleman.
A Remarkable Flock of Sheep.
Mr. L. J. Jenkins, Dresden, Germany,
in treating upon the merits of the Sax
on Merino Sheep, writes, in the Ameri
can Agriculturist:
"Perhaps the most remarkable flock of
Merino sheep in the world is to be found
at Leutewitz, near Meissen, in Germany.
Here have been bred for four generations
of men the descendants of the famous
importations of Spanish Merinos to
Saxony in 1763 and 1778. Like all
other true Merinos, these were in the
beginning small and hardy animals,
yielding a small quantity of very fine
wool, but having no great value as mut
ton. Now they average in weight:
rams, two hundred and twenty to two
hundred and sixty-five pounds, and
ewes, one hundred and forty-five to one
hundred and seventy-five pounds; and
the unwashed wool: from rams, seven
teen to twenty-three pounds, and, from
ewes, thirteen to fifteen pounds. In the
mutton, the fat is well mingled with
the muscle, and not accumulated in in
edible masses, and its quality is now
regarded as approaching the Southdown.
The unsurpassed fineness of the Saxon
fleeces is recognized every where.
' 'These results have been accomplished
through a firm purpose, persistently car
ried forward during a period of eighty
years. Although soil and climate have
favored the development of these sheep,
the chief success is due to the intelli
gence and persistence with which the
original plan has been followed. Neither
the present proprietors, nor , the gener
ations before them, have ever allowed
any other interest to interfere with the
purpose which from the beginning they
had set before themselves, viz., to
breed the perfect sheep and to obtain in
every animal the largest possible quan
tity of wool upon a frame easily fat
tened." Remarkable Tree Culture. '
Ex-Mayor , Harrison writes to the
Chicago Mail from Japan, as follows:
The skill of these people in tree cul
ture is even more surprising than that
shown in flori-culture. The latter is not
so novel to the average American. He
has seen at home the little wild rose
worked up" into the huge and perfect
jacqueminot. He ha3 enjoyed the de
licious odor of the rose peony trans
formed from the rank-smelling, old
fashioned plant, and ia ready to com
prehend any monstrous metam7pnosig
among floWCrs. But when he sees here
an old pine tree with gnarled and bent
branches, its whole appearance the
exact counterpart of the. ancient
monarch of tho mountain side when he
sees this old looking, perfectly healthyt
and thrifty fir, 100, 200, ana even
300 and 400 years old, grow
ing in a flower pot four foet
long, two feet wide, and
not two feet deep, ho hardly knows
whether he be most interested in the
skill evinced or amused by the gro
tesqueness of the idea which suggested
the, thing. Such a tree as this I have
seen. Its whole height was not five
feet, and its gnarled branches did not
cover an area of eight feet. I asked
its age, and was answered 450 years.
Near by were dozens of smaller ones in
pottery vases, perfect in form some
round and bright as the denizens of the
rich bottom land. Others, qu3er look
ing, odd old lilliputians, that made one
think he was viewing an old ancestor of
centuries ago -hanging from a rocky
crag; that he was looking at it through
the reversed lenses of a powerful field
glass. I ask: "How old is that?''
"It was planted by my father fifty
two years ago."
" "And that?"
"My grandfather put it in the pot
seventy years back."
"And thii other here that looks as if
it had been watered from the fresh
water tank in Noah's ark f
"Ah, that U a beauty -and is tho
pride of my garden. It was trans
planted when no taller than my little
finger by my great-great-great-grcat
grandfather, nearly 200 years ago. lie
spatupoa its roots. He is a gooJ d
now, and his soul sits among its rvr.ea
branches every day and blesses his chil
dren." And tho good maa folded hli
hands and looked as if he felt that ths
spirit of his ancestor, " now onej of hi3
household gods, heard his pious words.
Didn't Grasp Her Meaning.
Lady What can I get a divorco for I
Iowa lawy er Nothia g. , . -
Lady Why, how cheapIJI always
thought it took piles df monSy."'Cf
Lawyer Money! Oh! ifc will cosf yen
just 1200 counsel's feK i, I thought you
were asking about the cause. -Chicago
Ledger. ' " '-""
Chinese i Mexico.
The establishment at . Acapulco of a
Chinese commercial house to supply
Mexico with Chinese and Japanese goods,
is in the direction of a revival of the an
cient direct trade which . is supposed to
have once existed between Mexico and
-Eastern Asia. ' The Mexican Financier,
unlike our hoodlums here, is not disposed
to meet the enterprise by howling out
that the 4 'Chinese must go." It antici
pates the building up of a profitable
trade in some lines. "Oriental fabrics,
lacquer work, fans, eta," it says, "could
probably be easily introduced here at
prices which must be considerably lower
than those now charged for similar
goods. Payment could be made directly
m Mexican dollars.'
Jneer State of Things.
A curious complication has arisen in
consequence oi tne murder oi toe w ooi
folk family by Tom Woolfolk, near Ma
con, Ga., which was one of the most re
volting tragedies of this generation. The
murderer now lies in jail under, sentence
of death, and he has been approached by
the heirs of both his murdered father and
mother. No one but the condemned man
knows the particulars of the crime. If
he killed his father first, his mother's heirs
will come into the property; but if his
mother died first, his two surviving sis
ters and himself succeed to the property.
A full confession from this monster is ex
pected before his execution, in .order to
clear up this point.
Sensible Views.
Elbridge T. Gerry,' president of the
New York Society for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Children, has sent to the New
York state factory inspectors some sug
gestions for amending the child labor
laws. He recommends that no child un
der, 18 years of age be employed in a fac
tory without previous medical examina
tion; that no child under 16 shall be em
ployed in factories where there is risk of
injury in the natuie of the employment,
or where there are no fire escapes.
It appears that about. 17,000,000 tons'
of coal per year is the amount yielded by
the chief coal districts of Great Britain
Newcastle, South Wales and the Clyde
country and assuming this to represent
the average annual consumption for many
years to come, it is estimated that the
British mines will not be exhausted in
less than j 600 to 800 years.
It is grass that will redeem and enrich
the South. Good meadows and pastures
mean good stock, good stock means
richer farms, all together mean diversi
fied farming, with home-raised mules,
meat, corn, hay and truck, and cotton
as a surplus. Southern Farm.
There are nearly 1,000 women in Iowa
who own farms, and give them their per
sonal attention. Only eighteen of these
farms are mortgaged.
A Thlnn: of Braotj.
Hood's Household Calendar for 1888-as usual,
leads all others in beauty and stvle. The most
taking feature about it, because it is unique in
Calendars, is that it is cut-out, as if by hand,'
and the bright, healthy face of a handsome
young girl, with a wealth of brown hair, con
trasts beautifully with her blue bonnet and
strings. The head is a marvel of color print
ing, the flesh tints being as natural as life. The
pad is-eiso printed in colors, with a-special de
sign for every month, and there is condensed
upon it a large amount of valuable informa
tion; indeed, it has so many points of excel
lence that it must be seen to be appreciated.
Copies may be obtained at the drug stores, or
by sending six cen s in stamps to C. 1. Hood &
Co., Lowell, Mass.
Cedar chips (wetted), placed in the nest of
setting hens will drive out lice.
The Correct Time.
There'are very few men who do not pride
themselves on always having the correct time;
and wonderful and delicate mechanisms are
devised to enable them to do so. But the more
delicate a chronometer is made, the more sub
ject it becomes to derangement, and unless it
be kept always perfectly clean, it soon loses its
usefulness. What, wonder, then, that the hu
man machine to much more delicate and in
tricate than any work of Man should require
to be kept thoroughly cleansed. The- liver is
the main-spring of this complex structure and
on the impurities left in the blood by a disor
dered liver depend most of the ills that flesh
is heir to. veil consumption (which is lung
Crofula. is traceable to the liriberfeet action
of this organ. Kidney diseases, skin diseases,
sick headache, heart disease, dropsy, and a
long catalogue of grave maladies nave their
origin in a torpid or sluggish liver. Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, by establishing a
healthy, normal action of the liver, acts as a
cure and preventive of these diseases.
Consumption Snrely Cured.
To the Editor: Please inform your readers
that I have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. By its timely use thousands of
h opeless cases have been permanently cured. I
shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy
fbkh to any of your readers who have con
sumption if they wilt send me their Express
and P. O. address. Respectfully,
T. A. SLOCUM, M. C, 181 Pear! St., N. Y.
In one week, 80,000 bushels of Scotch potatoes
were received at New York.
8500 Reward
is offered, in good faith, by the manufacturers
of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy for a case of ca
tarrh which they cannot cure. It is mild,
soothing and healing in its effects, and cure
"cold in the head," catarrhal deafness, throat
ailments,and many other complications of this
distressing disease. 50 cents, by druggists.
Women suffrage is re-enacted in Washington
Territory, but they are exempt from jury duty.
Purity and Strength
The former In the blood and the latter throughout
the system, are neeessary to the enjoyment of per
feet health. The best way to secure both Is to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla, which expels all Impurities
from the blood, rouses the kl inoj s and liver, over
comes that Uret feeling, and Imparts that freshness
to the body, which makes one feel perfectly well.
"I have taken not quite a bottle of Hood's Sarsa
parilla, and must say It is one of the best medicines
for giving an appetite, purifying the blood and regu
lating the digestive organs, that I ever heard of. It
did me a great deal of good." Has. N. A. Stanlet,
Canastota, N. T. - -
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IOO Doses One Dollar
Tne best and sorest Remedy for Care of
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Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Constipation,
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It Is pleasant to the taste, tones up the
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It is purely Vegetable, and eassot fail to
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Blood Purifier it is superior to all
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A MeiBwry of Karl y Day.
Kara li S1.H.nJV,
Swallowed oft with croans and tears.
, now t nuueTm nesn recou,
Loathsome, gre.-.sy castor oill -.
Search your early memory close,
. Till yon find another doses
A 11 tho shuddering frame revolt
At tho thought of Epsom salts! -
Underneath tho pill-box lid
Was a greater horror hid.
Climax of all inward ills.
Huge and gi ipine old blue pfllal
- What a contrast to the mild and gentle ac
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coated, easy to take, cleansing, recuperating,
renovating the system without wrenching It
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England has spent about $25,000,000 annually
for thirty years, on coast fortifications.
IfSnflerera front Consumption,
Scrofula, Bronchitis, and General Debility will
try Scott's Eircifiiox of Cod Liver Oil with
Hypophosphites, they will find immediate re
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have used Scott's Emulsion in several cases of
Scrofula and Debility in Children. Results
most gratifying. My little patients take it with
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A Proud Woman's Airs. f
Why is a proud woman like a music box?
She is full of airs. And if they blow on her,
coughs and colds must follow. Do not neglect
a cold, but take Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of
S weet Gum and Mullein.
. Ivo one can truthfully say that Catarrh is
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pamphlet. : .
Life is burdensome, alike to the sufferer and
all around him, while dyspepsia and its at
tending evils holds sway, t'omplaints of this
nature can be speedily cured by taking Prickly
Ash Bitters regularly. Thousands once thus
afflicted now bear cheerful testimony as to its
merits.
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The Debilitated
The Aged.
T Medical and scientific skill has at last solved th
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It fills a place heretofore nnoeenpied, and marks
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train and paralysis of the nervous system.
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Cleanses the head of
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Apply Balm into each nostril.
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are iron SICK ?
Do you feel dull, languid, Iotr-splrited,
lifeless, and indescribably miserable, both
physically and mentally: experience a
sense of fullness or bloating: after eatinnr,
or of "goneness," or emptiness of stomach
in tho morning', tongruo coated, bitter or
bad taste In mouth, irrejpilar appetite, diz
ziness, frequent headaches, blurred eye
sight, "floatingr specks" before the eyes,
nervous prostration or exhaustion, irrita
bility of temper, hot flushes, alternating'
with chilly sensations, sharp, biting:, tran
,. frient pains here and there, cold f eet, drow
siness after meats, wakefulness, or dis
turbed and unrefreshing sleep, constant,
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David G. Lowe, Esq., of St. Agathe, Manitoba,
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"CoLtniBDS, Ohio, Aug. ISth, 1887.
World's Dispensary; Medical Associa
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SALT-RHEUM
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Rheumatism.
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indescribable feeling- of dread, or of im
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If you have all, or any considerable
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American maladies Bilious Dyspepsia, or
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too ,Pn bottle, but seemed to be no better. However, I realized
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better, and encouraged her to continue. She then purchased
half-a-dozen bottles, and before these bad all been used she began
to notice an improvement After taking about a down bottles oho
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almost cured, so that it ceased to be much annoyance. She has
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