VOL. I. SALISBURY, N. C , THTJBSD AY, MARCH 22, 1888. NO. 25. Sergeant Jasper at Fort Moultrie. When Charleston built for the "'Briton's fcport The spongy, hardy palmetto fort, And the ships -with their topsails taut and thin Stormed over the bar at break of day, Gun andswivel and culverin Shouting their murderous roundelay I When the hissing shot was immured for good, Time after time, In the soft, sly wood, A venturous shell, from the Moreland's deck, Struck the patriot staff, and snapped it quite, Neat in the middle, without one fleck, , ' ' And whirled the flag from the rampart's height. ' But William Jasper saw from his post. And, his young blood seething, still as a ghost, Straight through the perilous fire leaped down, Leaped down, and back, by a leopard spring, The smoke in his eyes, erect and brown, All in the beat of a swallow's wing. And hold close, close, as he climbed alone, The banner sacred and overthrown; And quick, with that steady hand of his, Notching its loops on his ramrod bare, With a "So, my beauty!" and one frank kiss, , Flung it again to the glad, free air ! Then the friendly tides turned clean about, An I slipped from undar tho frigates stout, And Sir Peter Parker's crippled fleet,' With its disembarking, bewildered crew, Groped and fumbled, and got its feet, And reeled off into the s-. as anew, 'Tis the t Id tale ; how ours sat down At dusk in their fair, beleaguered town, We seal their valor, repeat their vows; We keep their memories cast and west ; ne sing tneir praise through the happy " house; But of Sergeant Jasper, who knows tho rest? Who asks it? Peace to his ashes cold The Carolinian grasses fold I To the fond boy heart, in its little hour Symbol and vision of loyalty, Homaeel The root whereof he was flow-. Bears hundreds, happily, such as he. Let emperors sle3p in their gorgeous fame; For us, forever, some quiet name, In which no armorer's skill is versed, To mock at history's calendar." And once through its ordered page to burst Like a headlong, glorious August star I Louise I. Guiney in Boston Post. Fate of John Eamsay, M. D, BY W. H. S. "ATKINSON. I am a physician. I have made a life long study of tho human brain, and way, perhaps, be pardoned if I say that my opinions upon diseases of the mind now carry considerable weight among members of tho profession. It is only a week or two since I was cilled to a large asylum for the insane in Northern Ohio to examine a case which baffled the skill of tho local doctors. After disposing of that matter I took an unprofessional stroll through the insti tution in company with my old friend, tho superintendent. The asylum over which I now made a tour of inspection was a most beautiful 1 building, resembling in its appoint ments the homes of tho wealthy and opulent. We wandered through room after room and along successive halls and corridors where men and women in every stage of insanity passed tho time in various harmless amusements, or were restlessly confined ia tho care of ward- - ers and nurses. Of all tho misfortunes to which humanity is heir, this loss of reason is, to ray mind, the saddest by far; and though I might be expected to have grown hardened by long years of familiarity with all phases of weak in tellect, I never ceaso to feel devoutly thankful fof that greatest of all benefits conferred upon men by a beneficent Cre ator a sound brain. We had passed through the greater part of tho enormous institution and were approaching that portion of the building set apart for tho residence of the superintending physician ray menu, ur. liaDcrsnon. , raising irom his pocket a key. Dr. Habershon in serted it in the keyholo of a door. Be fore turning it, ho looked at me in a strange manner and said: "If you were not an old med., Hartly, and as familiar with strango cases as I am my " self, I should warn you to keep your countenance and betray no surprise on entering here. And I speak, anyhow, so as to be on tho safe side." So say ing he turned the key in the lock and opened the door. Wo quietly entered a very neat but plainly furnished room, and I confess that, although I have "witnessed queer, wcirJ, wild and, oft - timPS Llftful-riirdllT'irr SinrVita T nnvnr fnt 60 startled in all my life as I did at that moment. Tho room was not by any means dark, for it was well lighted by a largo window running all along one side, but placed nbovo the reach of a man, even though ho should stand upon a chair; yet at the farther end of tho room I noticed a student's lamp burning over a plain pine-wood table, upoa which rested a human skull and some writing paper. Seated at this table, pencil in hand, was a man about the ... sajne age as myself and Dr. Habershon "(40 years) gazing intently upon the ikulL What startled me so severely was the fact that when I had last seen that man more than fifteen years since I . had een him in exactly inch a position, with precisely similar surroundings. And yet, whata dif ference! Then lie had just graduated at the head of his class from our col lege, and was looked "upon as one of the most promising young physicians in the countrynow, ho was a helpless maniac! "Ramsay?" I involuntarily queried, only partially believing my own eye sight. Habershon nodded. You need not speak to him; he won't reply. It is just 6 o'clock. He will sit at that table gazing at the old skull until daybreak and then he will throw himself upon hi3 bed and sleep until noon. That's the way he used to do, you know, and humor him all I can. Poor old Ramsay ; I owe him a good deal, you know, Hartly. You remember all about it?" "Yes I remember the story, though I had almost forgotten it." r Ramsay, Habershoa and myself were all students together in Philadelphia. We were in the same classes in college and jointljy occupied tho same suite of rooms. Furthermore we were all mak ing a specialty of Btudying the human brain, and the only point wherein we materially differed from each other was that Ramsay knew more than we two fellows together. True, Ramsay was, in regard to his theories and speculations, what many peoplo would call a "crank" but than successful cranks are esteemed to be geniuses, and certainly Ramsay was, in my judgment, quite as near the one as the other. Wo three fellows all fitted in the same social set, and although both Ra say and Habershon knew good and beautiful girls by the score, the fates decreed that they should fall in love with tho same young lady. And yet, stranjre enough, thev never disnlavcd bad feeling toward each other, nor ever sought to make the lady's position an unpleasant one on account of the rivalry. It seemed to me, an onlooker,a3 though there was a tacit understanding between them, that no undue influence should be brought into play, but that, knowing how both loved and admired her, the object of their admiration and esteem should be left quietly to choose between them. Grace Thorney croft was a most beau tiful and estimable girl and, though I have been an old bachelor all my days, ' I do not wonder that any" man should have sought her for hU wife. Ono day Grace, with her father, mother and a brother, were down to Atlantic City, where they took a sail boat and went out. A sudden squall overtaking them the frail pleasure boat wag upset and Grace was the only mem ber of the party who escaped with her life. She was picked up ia a fainting condition and tenderly cared for, but when restored, physically, it wa3 found that her mind was shattered she was insane. All that wealth, combined with skill, could do was done for Grace, but it availed nothing and tho physicians and friends at last gave up tho case as hopeless. Habershon was himself al most crazy with grief and could not bear to go near the poor girl. As for Ramsay, he shut himself up in his den a small, barely furnished room wh3re ho was in tha habit of pursuing his studies and expsriments. There was a determined expression on the fellow's face and when I looked in on him (which was seldom) he was always busy with his papers and books sometimes engaged in dissecting the brains of dogs and other animals, and once examining a human brain. He seldom spoke or even so much as remarked my presence, though once he said in an excited tone: "I shall cure her, Hartly it shall bo done at any cost." So for days and weeks ho sat over that bare pine tablo gazing at the skull in front of him ever and anoa rapidly penciling dia.r.tms of tha human brain and of the nervous system. Late one evening I was sitting with n-abershon when thero came a rap at the door and Rimsay entered. He was very quiet, but knowing him as well as I did I could tell he h id something beyond the ordinary on his mind. ' Boys," ho said, "I think I have foiind what I have been searching for I think I can cure Grace. I say think, because, after all, it is only a theory of mine and may utterly fail, but I think not. Perhaps you say I should not theoriza and cxperim3nt on a woman whom, as you know, I love. Well, it won't do any harm to her and it may do her all possible good. To-morrow morning I shall try to do th3 work." Then turning mora particularly to Habershon, ho continued:. "Ed., you and I both love Grace Thorney croft. Now, in the presence of . Hartly, here, I want you to promise me that, whatever tho coasequjnees of my operation, you will care for Graco as long as she lives, and, if necessary, care for me, too." v I think neither Habershon or myself understood the purport of thesa words, when they were spokon, though their meaning was clear enough later on. However, Habershoa gave the - request ed promise and we parted for the night ' The next day, in the forenoon, Ram say, in the presence of the two physi cians who had been in charge of Grac e, began his operations. I was an inter ested observer from a distant part of the room, but Habershon could not be induced to bo 'present. Ramsay told the older doctors that if his theory proved perfectly successful in practice ha would be able to give his method of cure in writing for the benefit of the medical world at present, ha said that it was utterly impossible for him to in telligently explain his ideas. However, he guaranteed that the attempt would be perfectly harmless to the patient and the doctors stood bv ready to pre vent any undue or dangerous experi ment. For myself, I have rot the least j idea to this day just what the mean were which Ramsay employed to pro duce the end he had in view, nor have I any theory to advance. The whole thing was a strange affair to me then and appears j ust as strange when I look back upon it from the present moment, with all the experience which I have gained with fifceen years' practice. Ramsay first of all administered a draught to Grace " Thorneycroft, who was seated in a reclining chair. A few moments later he made a small incision in an artery in the patient's right arm, which movement he followed by mak ing a similar incision in an artery of his own left arm. The two arteries he then connected by means of a small sil ver tube. Facing hU subject, Ramsay tapped her head, near the base of the brain, two or three times with his knuckles, and then gazed into her eyes. Ten minutes passed. slowly by and no perceptible difference was noticeable in Grace's condition. Ten more minutes, and a gleam of intelligence seemed to be forcing its way into the face of the poor girl but, strange to relate, a wild, far-away look was settling upon R im say! Another ten minutes, and Grace lhorneycroit recognized every one in the room, including myself, while John Ramsay was led away from tho newly conscious girl, a raving maniac! As I have before remarked, I have no explanation to offer I can only chron icle bare facts. Ramsay was a man of genius, surely, though in the "one act of his life in which he proved that genius, he partially failed; and, in that by losing his mind he was unable to give his theories to the world, his genius will never benefit posterity. Habershon married Grace Thorney croft two. years later, and they have al ways taken the best of care of the man who saved a woman's reason at tho ex pense of his own. Detroit Free Press. A Successful Crusade. Every afternoon, between five and six, an under-sized man with a nervous but decided air boards a Wabash avenue cable car at Washington street and rides south. Probably .not one out of twenty five of his fellow passengers recognizes him as the hero of a desperate fight against tho City railway company. Chicago grows very fast, and the sensa tion of yesterday is hardly the memory of to-day. This is D. B. Fisk. When the City railway company, "labout a dozen years ago, jut "bobtail" cars (cars in which passengers drop their passes through a slot into a box), on its lines, Fisk, single-handed, began a cru sade against the bobtails, and ceased only when the cars were removed. How did he go about it? He simply refused to pay his fare except to a conductor. The drivers on tho line came to know him and ceased jingling their bells for his fare. He used to eater a car and offer to pay the fares of all the passen gers to a" conductor. The result was many a carload of people were hauled free. .Fisk found a few nervy followers; the newspapers took up the battle, tho public joined in, and the result was tho 'complete subjugation of the company and the removal of the obnoxious ve hicles. Tho fight, it is said, cost thtj company hundreds of thousands, in lost fare and cars left on their hands, which they were obliged to sell at prices away below their cost. Chicago News. Warming the Shivering Poor. In many cities on the Continent in days of extreme cold, the municipal governments, from a fund previously set apart for the purpose, place at inter vals among the crowded neighborhoods of the poor large iron braziers, which are kept filled day and night with hot coals. They are circular upright recep tacles, about tho size of a barrel, with, aa open top and with holes pierced in the sides for the purpose of a draught. They are placed upon the pavement near the sidewalk at the corners of ttreets, where crowds may collect about them with the least obstruction to traffic. During the bitter cold weather crowd of half frozen people huddle about theso braziers. Boston Advertiser. . The New Universal Language. - "I love, thou loves't, she lo-es," in Volapuk, the new universal language, is "Lofob, lofous, lofof," and "They will have been loved'' is Tulofoms." "The knowledge of one's self is the best foundation of all virtues" is, in Vol apuk, "Itisevam ebinom stabin gudikia tugas valik." - Indignant After church: Spoggs Was it not disgraceful, the way in which Smiggs snored in church to-day f r Btugga I should think it was. Why, he woke us all up. A NORWEGIAN SPORT. The National Pastime of the Sturdy Norseman is "Ski." Binding on the 'Skis," He Glides Down the Mountains. "Ski" running is to the Norwegian to the American, or Briton--the national something more; it is what base-ball is cricket to the sport. It is also a necessary and practical modo of loco motion, as is skating to the Dutchman, and snow-shoeing to the denizen of the Cmadas. Broken by hills, and crossed by valleys, the . Norwegian fatherland when wrapped in its winter mantel of deen snow presents difficulties to trav- i elers requiring extraordinary means to surmount Heavily drifted, the roads become well-nigh impassable to horses for long periods, and then the only means of communication from farm house to farm-house and hamlet to ham let is pedestrian. In this strait the sturdy Norseman binds upon his legs his long fleet "skii" and fiie3 easily and gracefully over the drifts and shoots like lightning down the hills and steep mountain sides, and out of stern neces sity has learned to draw a vigorous amusement. Th3 history of tho "ski" is the history of the wonderful peoplo who use it as a birthright. Norse mythology is full of it, and some of the most stirring passages ia Norwegian his tory draw their romance from the bold and daring feats of hardy "ski" runners. The "ski," pronounced softly and de fiantly "she," familiar and dear to the runner as his sweetheart oftentimes, is a long and narrow strip of wood, often pine, better of hard wood, made with a curling noso to override tho snow, and bearing near its centre a strap and rest for the foot of the rider or "runner." The length varie3 according to the strength of tho runner and the pur pose of the "ski," seldom exceeding ten feet, however. For mountain and dense forest traveling they are made shorter and for military manoeuvres when worn by soldiers, are of unequal length to facilitate turning readily. Generally they present only tho Wood en surface to the snow, but- some- ' times, especially when designed for travel where many hills are to be as cended, their bottoms are covered with deer hide, the hair pointing backward, and acting as a secure anchor against retrogression. They solve tb.3 problem of walking on the snow on tin same principle as the more clumsy and slowerj plaited snowshoe familiar in American forests, by dividing - the weight of the wearer over a large sur face. The American snowshoe is also in use in Norway, but, as was remarked by an expert runner, "it is too slow for men, and we give it to old women and put it on horses." . The feats of speel and dexterity per formed on their "skis" by expert run ners arc wonderful. Oa a level surface they move as fast as a good horse, but it is coming down hill that they show their mettle. Curving gracefully over the crest, as the slope grows steeper they gather speed like lightning, until, with full headway, they shoot through the air with the speed of a railroad train, fairly taking away the breath of the daring runner with the Tapid motion. A well authenticated account b cu rrent in Norway that one Finnish woman, a very expert runner, one day tried the descent of a peculiarly steep mountain side, and attained such fearful speed that when those who awaited her at the end of her bird-like flight received - her, she stood bolt upright on her "skis," dead, the breath literally ravished from her hps by her rapid descent. The "hop" is the most difficult and danger ous of the many feats of th j "aki" run ner. In descending hills,i broken spots and small precipices are often met with, and over these the careful and the timid runners simply slid?, but expert and venturesome runners augment the danger and the excitement at the same time by leaping into the air just at the verge of the cliff, landing far beyond tho point where the sliding runner would alight. In the races and games with the "skis," a. "hop" is gen erally made by building up a cliff .with snow at some convenient point of the declivity, and this is made high accord ing to the skill and daring of the run ners. One moment on the earth, a sudden spring, and away he flies through the air, 50, 70, 100 feet, enough of a fall, one would think to break every bone ia his sturdy body, but landing Safely and gracefully and shooting away on his courss. As a national pastime "ski" running has attracted the widest attention in Norway, the royal family lending the enthusiasm of their presence to the yearly carnival. Ia this country it is only recently coming into notice, and Minneapolis i3 entitled to the meed of having been the home of the first "3 k? club ever organized in America 3Iin neapolis Journal. New Jersey swain (calling on his girl) What makes the house shake so, darling f Girl Its pop, up stairs. He's got the fever 'a ague agia. The Wild Animal Trade. "There is scarcely anything g9ing oa in the trade this year," recently ob served Mr. F. J. Thompson, who i3 perhaps th"e largest wild animal dealer in tho United Statey and who resides ia New York. "You see, this year," he continued, "is the presidential year, and like theatrical business, our trade is seriously affected. - In off years circuses and other shows put in their heaviest work, while in years like this the coun trymen, when they have a holiday, in stead of going to the circus go off to a mass meeting or to see the parade. "But the wild animal trade has never flourished as it did befora 1873," added Mr. Thompson. "It was during the war times and immediately after, when every one was flush of money, that the greatest seasons were experienced. Then there were hundreds of circuses, big and little, find various side show3, which patrolled th3 country from ocean to ocean. Out in the west, too, many of the small shows had gambling at tachments, which, helped materially to rake in the money. A -proprietor of one of these thought nothing of paying $1000 for any animal which happened to strike his fancy. "But many of these parties made money so fast that they shortly closed up business and quit. Then came the financial crash of 1873, and the stagna tion of every kifrd of business, and the failures of most of these circus and showmen remaining. Then the new men who came into the business dil not have much money, and could not afford to buy large numbers of animals or very valuable specimens. So it has been ever since, with a consequent stagnation in animal trade. Another thing which has affected the business a good deal. is the growing scarcity of certain kinds of wild ani mals, and the closing of some of the depots for their collection and ex portation. Nubia and upper Egypt, for example, for a long time were the great headquarters for the supply of gi raffes, elephants, hippopotami, and the double-horned rhinoceri, with many other wild animals, but since the troubles there, subsequent to the death of Gen. Gordon at Khartoum, absolutely nothing has been received from this re gion, which is now barred, for an in definite period by the impending Italo Abyssinian war. And then again the depot in Sou h Africa are beginning to close because the hunters have to go such immense distances before they can reach the lairs of tho wild animals, hun dreds of miles from their former haunts. The cause of this is the extermination of all kinds by the so-called sportsmen, who pour into that region like they did into the United States when the buf faloes roved the plains."--New York Sun. Bill Nye's Cow Fr Sale, Owing to ill health, says Bill Nye, the humorist, I will sell at my residence in town 29, range 18, west, according to government survey, one plushed -raspberry colored cow, aged 8 years. She is a good milkstcr and not afraid of cars or anything else. She is a cow of undaunted courage and gives milk fre quently. To a man who does not fear death ia any form she would be a great boon. She is very much attached to her home at present, ly means of a trace chain but she will be sold to anyone who will agree to treat her right. She is one-fourth short horn and three fourths hyena. I will also throw in a double barrelled shot gun which goes with her. In May she generally goes away somewhere for a Week or two, and returns with a tall, red calf with long, wabby leg3. Her name is Hose, and I prefer to sell her to a non-resident. An Expensive Request. A Philadelphia lawyer was appointed solicitor for a certain business house in that city. At the end - of the year he was asked to send in his account, which he did, by lumping everything, simply saying, "So and So, Dr. to Professional Services, $2000. The manager was a great stickler for form, and sent back tho account, asking for an itemized statement. The lawyer did as requested, and at the bottom tacked on the follow ing: "To preparing itemized state ment, $100." After a murmur of horror and astonishmant, it was paid." The Cost of a House. ' People who are going to build may like to know that "a three-thousand-dollar house" i3 one that the architectu ral paper says can be built for $2,850. 37; costs $3,100, according to the ar chitect's estimate; i3 worth $3,700, tho carpenter says, fo build; increases in ex pense to $4,800 during the process of erection, and makes you draw your check for $5, 953. 28 before yoa move in and get your first bill for repairs. Journal of Education. Bubber Overshoes. "What becomes of all .the rubber overshoes?" The factories in Nauga tuck alone turn out 15,000 pairs of shoes daily, or, counting 800 working days in the year, 4,500,000 pairs. Con sidering what rubber shoes are made of now-a-days, perhaps it is n of so re markable, after, all. Ansonia (Conn. Sentinel SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS. Prof. Moritz Benedict saya that the brain of a professional murderer bears a striking resemblance to that of a beast of prey. Experiments on the speed of tho elec tric current prove that if a proper con ductor could be wound around the globe a signal parting from it at any point ol it would return to tho starting point in one-half of a second. A scheme is in progress in Mexico foi tunneling tho volcano of Popocatapetl through the wall of the crater, in order to reach the immense sulphur deposits inside the mountain. A narrow-gauge railroad will connect the tunnel witi the town of Amecameca, which, in turn, will connect with tho Morelos road, leading to the national capitol. The experiments which were success fully carried out at Washington some time ago of sending nitro-gelatme shells from aa ordinary gua have been re peated by the Turkish government. A breach-loading howitzer was pointed on a target of twelve steel plates 200 metres away. The 6hell exploded on contact and completely destroyed thf thing. A wonderful fire-proof paint has been invented by A. Jamieson. According to the Electrical Review, a "shanty" oi dry pine wood was covered, with the paint, and, by means of oiled shavings, two attempts to burn it wero made, but without success. The hot fire was only able to char the face of the wood, and would not take hold of it. The test was so satisfactory that Captain Cam eron, of the White Star line, intends taking several gallons of it over to Eng land in his ship, the Adriatic Dr. Brown-Sequard, who has, be en preaching that.bad ventilation and poor and monotonous food are the great causes of phthisis, has exhibited to the Paris Academy of Science a ventilating apparatus of hi3 invention. A reversed funnel, the ' shape of a lamp shade; is placed at the end of a tube, so arranged in its curves and angles that when placed beside a bed the reversed funnel will be above the sleeper and draw up the air he breathes. Tho other end runs into the chimney of the room. If there be none,' it is taken through a heating apparatus to an air-hole. The heat is great enough to bum the disease germs. . The average watch is composed of one hundred and seventy- five different pieces, comprising upward of two thousand four hundred separate and distinct operations in it3 manufacture. The balance has eighteen thousand beats or vibrations per hour, twelve million nine hundred and sixty thousand and eighty in thirty days, one hundred and fifty-seven million six hundred and eighty thousand in one year; it travels one and forty-three one-hundredth inches with each vibration, which is equal to nine and three-quarter miles in twenty-four hours, two hundred and ninety -two and a half miles ia thirty days, or three thousand five hundred and fifty-eight and three-quarter miles in one year. It is estimated that the air in a room becomea distinctly bad for health when its carbonic acid exceeds 1 part in 1000. An apparatus has been recently pa tented by Prof. Wolpert of Nurnberg, which affords a measure of the carbonic acid present. From a vessel containing a red liquid (soda-solution with phe nolphthalien) there comes every 100 seconds, through a siphon-arrangement, a re4 drop on a prepared white thread about a- foot and a half long, and trickles down this. Behind the thread is a scale beginning with "pure air" (up to 0. 7 per 1000) at the bottom, and ending above with "extremely bad" (4 to 7 per 1000 and more). . In pure air the drop continues red down to tho bottom, but it loses its color by the action of carbonic acid, and the sooner," the more there is of that gas present, A Curious and Valuable Book. Perhaps the most singular curiosity in the book world is a vol uuio that belongs to the family of the Prince ?de Lignet and is now in France. It is entitled "The Passion of Christ," and is neither written nor printed. Every letter of the text i3 cut out of a leaf, and being interleaved-" with "blue paper, is as easily read as the best print. The labor and patience-bestowed upon its composition must have, been excessive, especially when the precision and minuteness of the letters aro considsred. " The gen eral execution in every re3pect is indeed admirable, and the vellum i3 "of the most delicate and costly kind. Rudolph II. of Germany offered for it in 1G40 11,000 ducats, which wa3 probably equal to 60,000 at this day. The most remarkable circumstance connected with this literary treasure is that it bears the royal arms of England; but when it was in that country, and by whom owned, has never been ascer tained. The Bookworm. Hoir It Happened at Last "Hate you heard that Lily is engaged to young Fledgely f" asked Maud. , "No,'' replied Ella. "I thought he was too bashful ever to propose." I' 'Oh, lot it leap year you know." Diedrichr and Gretchen, Bat a prince within his castle, ' ' Sad and lone; Far beneath a winding river Danced and shone. "AhP he sighed, "I wish and pray I were happy now as they Yonder peasants on their, way."- Paused a peasant, gayly humming Simple song, . Glancing upward toward the castle Grim and strong: - . 'Would that I.were there,'' said he, " ""Ah, how happy I should be, Feasting, singing merrily P "Nay," said Gretchen, now beside him "Covet not; - con art happy,, honest Diedrich, In thy cot God hath given "thee thy place, Castle walls would pale thy face, Waste thy strength and mar thy grace. . ' ' Sunday came and bells were tolling Soft and low; From the castle walls a cortege Moved, and slow. ' Diedrich," said fair. Gretchen, "see! Whom thou envied so, 'tis he, Wouldst thou prince or Diedrich be!" " Diedrich ever with my Gretchen By my side In the cot if thou wilt grace It," Ho replied. iYes," she whLspered,"th!ne,commancl!n Then he slipped a golden band On the blushing maiden's hand. M J. Adams, in Courant HUMOROUS. t A hotel call-boy' never takes affront when the clerk yells "Front I" , Tho English language sounds odd to a foreigner, as when ono says, "I will come by-and-by to buy a bicycle." Did you ever see a doctor kick a banana.peel off the sidewalk, or tell an acquaintance that he was sitting in a draught? . A laundry which stands in the shadow of an east-side 'church, Buffalo, bears the appropriate legend on its sign board: "Cleanliness is next to Godliness." A sportsman is a man who spends all day away from his busines , $3 for pow der and shot, and comes home at night tired, hungry and ugly, dragging a a fourteen cent rabbit .by tha ears." A scientist says: "If the land were flattened out the sea would bo two miles deep all over the world." If any man is caught flattening out the land shoot him on the 6pot. A great many of us can't swim. Timid Young Suitor (who has won consent of papa): And now may I ask you, sir, ,whcther-ah -whether your daughter-has any domestic accomplish ments? Papa (sarcastically)': Yes, sir; she sometimes knits her brows. Charming young hostess: "Why, Major, you are not goiig so soonl'l. Major (who prides himself on being one of those fine old-school fellow. who can say a neat thing without knowing It): "Soon? Madame, it may sesm soon to you ; but it seems to mo I havo been here a lifetime." "I saw you looking on at tho tobog gan 6lide in the baseball park on the west side yesterday," said Brown to the Chinaman who had just brought in his laundry. "What do you think of to bogganing, John?" "W-h-i-s-h! Walkee hackee mileel" said the- China man. The man who makes your knuckles snap And says, "I'm glad to meet you," Is very frequently a chap Who'll readily forget you. ' The First Razor. The earliest ' reference to shaving is found in Genesis xii: 14, where we read that Joseph, on being summoned before the king shaved himself. There are several directions as- to shaving in Levitticu', and the practice is alluded to in many other parts of scripture. Egypt is the only country mentioned ia the Bible where shaving was practiced. In all other countries such an act would have been ignominious. Herodotus men tions that the Egyptians allowed their beards to grow when in mourning. Sa particular were they as to shaving at other times that to have neglected it was a subject of reproach and ridicule, and whenever they intended to convey the idea of a man of low condition and slovenly habits the artists represented him with a beard. " Unlike the Romans of a later age, the Egyptians did not confine .the privilege of shaving to free citizons, but obliged their slaves to shave both beard and head. The priests also shaved the head. Shaving the head became cus tomary among the Romansabout SCO B. C. According to Pliny, Scipio Afri canus wa3 the fir3t Roman xtho shaved daily. In France the custom of shav ing arose when Louis XIII. came to the O throne young and beardless. The Anglo-Saxons wore their' beards until, at the conquest, they were compelled to follow the example of the Normans, who shaved. From tho time of Ed ward III to Charles L beards were universally worn. In Charles IL's reign the mustache and whiskers only were worn, and soon after this the prac tice of shaving became general through out Europe. The revival of the custom of wearing the beard dates from the time, of the Crimea,. 1834-5 5.--lPenmaaa Journal. . , v . , ,