L VOL. I. The Same Forever. aurrlcane of earth's rude clime, 6an shake its heavenly steadfastness, ' Or lessen its high power to bless. Hook and live I The tidings from that tree of love -,'. Are Still God's message from above, " Telling, each hour, of cleansing blood' And pointing to the upward road. I hear and lire! till does the Christ His face reveal, His well of living joy unseal, tili telling of fitis love and light, , His meekness, majesty and might. I come and livel Still waves life's tree its glorious wealth, Laden with everlasting health; r ' With fruit and leaf, Divinely fair, And immortality still there. - I eat and livel fjtill from the rock the waters burst To quench the weary spirit's thirst; Who drinketh once will drink again, , Who drinketh shall not drink m vain. ; I drink and live! . Bonar. THE CHANGED HEART. "But how can I help being neglected and miserable, Ned? You scarcely look at me when Miss Lovel is near, and she is your preferred partner in all things now. f You walk with her, you sing with her, you drive wih her, you.dance wwn aer, ana it makes me very wretched 1" 'Now, Mollie, if you re going to be jealous P 4Tm not jealous, Ned. If I thought you didn't care mo3t for me; if I fancied you cared at .all for any one else, I don't think Td remonstrate with you at all. I would just take off this," touch ing the diamond on her hand, "and hand it back to you.. I'm noi jealous, but you are not very kind to me, Ned." "My little pet, you do not see things as I see them. One owes something to Bociety, especially when one is at the seaside. If you would only remember that I love you too well to find fault with anything you can do, and if you would become a little more of a society character yourself, I should be perfectly happy. "Why, you scarcely take the least attention from any one but me, and so many are willing to offer atten tions to you. Now, dear, kiss me once; I must be off; I am to drive on the beach with Miss Lovel; not jealous, my pet?" i , "Not jealous, Ned, turned from him, but no;" and she without giving the kiss he had asked for. i"She is jealous, though I" the young fellow thought, smiling as he watched the pretty, straight figure going away from the nook in which he had found her, out to the stretch of sand, against which the waves were rollinsr. recldiner. leaving now a mass of seaweed on it, now returning and bearing it away a very coquette of an ocean, now kind and now cold, and always fair in the sunlight f . ' " Ned Tremaine hurried over the beach, whistling as he went, and he presently caught up with his affianced, I who, in her pretty dress of cream and j black, with the wide sun hat ushed a little back on her blondo head, was looking very beautiful and animated and smiling in the face of Lee Stone, the most incorrigible male flirt at the beach. . - 'called out, as with a nod he pursued . his way. '"For a drive on the beach; will see wnii lotpr ' and Ned had crone by. re- suming his whistle. Mr, Stone smiled a little and spoke a few words to Mollie. She colored lightly, followed the tall form of her 'lover a moment with her eyes, then gave a gracious answer, and .half an ' hour later, when Ned and Miss) Lovel met the pretty light carriage 'on the beach in which La Stone took his daily drive,, they received a pleasant i rottv Mollie. who was his QUU lllUi. " J ' companion, nu " - - Bhe was thoroughly enjoying his society. ."She certainly lost no time in follow ing my suggestions," Ned told himself half in surprise, "and she had evident ly found the society of Stone anything put boring." What a handsome couple they make," Miss Lovel said, with a certain gleam ia her steady, gray eye. Ned colored suddenly, but didn't quite know I why. t "Perhaps you didn't know that Mis3 . Annes is ny promised wife," he said, a a trifle coldly. "Oh, but so many engagements are broken in a summer at the seaside; one - never minds that very much." the lan guid belle said indifferently. That night thero was a hop at the ho tel, and Ned had made up his mind while dressing to bo a little more at tentive to Mollie but to his surprise he didn' t find Moilie Anne3 shrinking un der her mother's wing as had been her custom. A number of old friends had arrived while they were at dinner, and they were about her, and while she gave him (Ned) a smile from the dis tance he found it quite difficult to get near her. Then a. slight tap on his arm ! informed him that Miss Lovel was ask ing himwhy he was so preoccupied, Uid, as Mollie and Stoae went circling by, joining the waltzers,he followed them with Miss Lovel. . "A rather pronounced flirtation," Lee laughed, later, when he and Mollie stood on the hotel terrace, watching the moonlight on the sea and strand, and one solitary couple pacing slowly along fceside the waters. Both knew who they were, for a few minutes before they had seen Ned Tremaine place that pale pink scarf about the shoulders of Miss Laura Lovel as he led her across the terrace, too much engrossed in his task, it would seem, to notice JMollie or her companion. "Oh, everybody flirts more or less at a seaside hotel; one has nothing else to do, you know," Mollie answered Lee with a little ripple of laughter, and he looked on the pretty face to which the moonlight was so tender, his voice sink ing almost to a whisper as he spoke to her. "It is a cowardly pastime for a man," he said softly, "and for a woman it is a cruel one." Again she laughed, while arranging the bracelet on her arm ; a touch of mockery was in the rippling voice. "And you is it pleasant to know that you are cruel and cowardly?'' she questioned. "One is tempted to be come personal when such remarks come from one who is said to count his con quests with cruel pride, and to whom the world gives no higher aim than to fascinate and remain careless. Am I too plain? Forgive me." "I forgive you freely as I would forgive you all things, Miss Anuesjj : but neither you nor the world fully under stands me. I may seem a trifle r; but were the woman I love to love me in return no smile would be to so sweet as hers, no presence half so dear." . 1 Mollie had been watching the couple on the sands going slowly back and forth, back and forth in the moonlight; now she lifted her sweet young face and looked at him with a sort of won dering pity. "Do we all wrong you, then?" she asked, gently. "Have you failed in your wooing? Can you not win where you love?1' His face flushed a little at her words, and she, watching it, was struck by its strength and beauty. How did it Chance that she had never noticed it before? j "I am not left the chance to, woo or win her," he said, slowly; "she is another's promised wife." "Ah," she said, pityingly; and she gave him her hand in a sweet, womanly sympathy, never for an instant connect ing his words with herself. He lifted the small hand reverently to his. lips, and drawine it through hi3 arm turned towards the beach". As he did so he found himself facing Ned Tremaine and Laura Lovel, who were coming in from the moonlight, and he noticed that the young man's face was quite white, while there was a half scornful smile on the lips of the fair belle of the seaside. BuF the two couples passed each other in silence, the one going down to the stretch of the glittering sand, the other going in to the dancers. A week later, and Mollie had just come in from a long hour, peaceful and calm, spent with Lee in a quiet nook among the rocks that overhung the ocean. He had. been reading to her there some of the sweetest poems given to the world by genius. Her heart had thrilled as he read, and new, strange feelings had stirred it. When he closed the book he had looked up and' found her eyes filled with tears. And now in her own room she was asking herself how it was that what she had com menced but for the Tjtirnose of annov- ing Ned had in one brief week slain all her old resentment against Miss Lovel and made her thoughts turn constantly, not to Ned Tremaine, who was her affi anced husband, but to Lee Stone, who was termed the greatest flirt at the beach. What was changing in her life? "When she now met Ned and Laura it did not pain her as it used. Was it be cause a handsomer face, a stronger and a nobler face than Ned's was constantly near, ready to turn to her with devo tion, ready to light if she smiled? A servant broko her ponderings by bnn2inr her two messages one a boquct of white flowers with a few feather? spravs of fern among their whiteness and one crimson rose gleam inc red from their centre, and in it was a note from Lee asking her to go for a drive with him by moonlight; the other was a few angry lines from Ned, asking if she remembered that she was be trothed to him while she allowpd every ros3io at the hotel to chatter of her flirtation with Lee Stone. "1 have Deen patient, waiting an- op portunity of speaking to you," he wrote, but you will not give me one, so I write to ask you if you wish our en gagement broken: to all it would seem so." She trembled a little ai she read, and her sweet face changed color; but she went to her desk, drew from it every letter he had ever sent her, . formed them and his ring in a nackasre. and wrote him the following note: It was I who first taught patience while my existence was forgotten for one who was what you bade ma become "a society char acter." Why should I fancy that you wish SALISBURY, an interview with me of Jatel Jfc cot P J long since you could not spare a moment for 1 mefrom-MJss Lovel, Dj? I wish Otr engage ment broken! perhaps We both -wish it Ned; at least lei ca break it, Once X so displease you. t send you four letters and ring. Then, although a choking sensation was in her, throat, she penned a brief note to Lee: "I shall be pleased to go with you," i that was all; and in the starlight the moon rose late she went with him out over the beach and far along the coun try. Was it strange that he noticed she no longer wore Ned's ring? Was it strange that he told her of his love, and that she listened silently, belie vingly, with a strange flutter at her heart? Was it strange that when they drove back, lingering- beside the sobbing ocean, another ring should deck her finger and another bond should lie upon her life? Well, two others walked upon the strand, two whom the gossips called lovers ; and yet when it was told that Mollie Annes was to placa her happi ness in the keeping of the ' 'flirt of the beach," one man who heard it turned as white as death and shrank from the sight of- the beautiful woman beside him, although. men called her fair, and many said she had won him from his faith; yet Mollie was too happy to re gret, although she sometimes remem bers. Toledo Blade. Pet Problems to the Ancients. Among the problems with which it pleased the ancients to perplex them selves was one which bears in an in structive manner on the doctrine of limits. It may be thus stated: The swift footed Achilles started in pursuit of a tortoise which was 10,000 yards from him, Achilles running 100 times faster than the tortoise. Now, when Achilles had traversed the 10,000 yards, the tortoise had traveled 100 yards; when-Achilles had traveled these 100 yards the tortoise had traveled one yard ; when Achilles had traversed this yard the tortoise was still 100th part of ayard in advance; when Achilles had traversed , this 100th part of a yard the tortoise was the 10,000th part of a yard in advance, and soon forever the tortone being at each stage in advance of Achilles by one hundredth part of the distance Achilles had traversed in the preceding stage. The tortoise then remains always in. ad vance of Achille3 by some distance however minute; and therefore Achilles can never overtake the tortoise. But we know that Achilles traveling faster than the tortoise will overtake it. Therefore, Achilles will and will not overtake the tortoise; which is absurd. The ancients were strangely foad of problems of this sort. Thus there was the famous problem about the a33 be tween two exactly equal bundles of hay, at exactly equal distance. "This ass," says the sophist, ' 'will attempt to eat neither bundle; for, by whatever line of reasoning it could . be shown that he would turn first to one bundle, by a line of reason precisely similar it may be shown that he would turn first' to the other. But he cannot turn first to both. Therefore, he will turn to neither." Another of these problems was thus worded: "Epimenides, the Cretan, says that the Cretans are liars. Now Epimenides is him3elf a Cretan, therefore Epimenides is a liar. There fore the Cretans are not liars. There fore Epimenides is not a liar. There fore the Cretans are liar3. Therefore Epimenides is a liar. Therefore," etc., ad infinitum. Others stated the prob- em in a more simple form, thus: "When a man says I lie, does he lie or does he not lie? If he lies he speaks the truth. if he speaks the truth he lies."- --Corn- mercial Advertiser. Good and Bad News. Bad news weakens the action of the heart, oppresses the lungs, destroys the appetite, stops the digestion, and par tially suspends the functions of the sys tem. An emotion of shame flushes the face; fear blanches, joy illuminates it, and an instant thrill electrifies a mil lion of nerves. ' Surprise spurs the pulse into a gallop. Delirium infuses great energy. Volition commands, and hundreds of muicles spring to excite. Powerful emotions often kill the body at a stroke. Chilo, Liagora3 and So phocles died of joy at the Grecian games. The news of defeat killed Philip V. One of the popes died of tn emotion of the ludicrom on seeing his pet monkey robed in pontificals, occu pying the chair of state. The door keeper of Congress expired on hearirg of the surrender of Cornwallis. Em- iueuk p"." ' rV t-iKIi c?aAL-Aa h.va ifrfln rflfl in the midst of an impassioned oum oi mpassioned eloquence, or when the deep emotion that produced it had subsided. grave, the young Parisian, died when he heard that the musical prize for which he had competed was adjudged to another. In an Old Boston House. Mr. Phlatterly (trying to make him self solid) What a remarkably strong, manly face your grandfather had, Miss Phillips. ; Miss Phillips Pardon me, Mr. Phlatterly, but that' grandma, Judge. K G, THURSDAY, MAIL ODDITIES. Some Curiosities That Lodge in i - the Postal Pouch. Animate -Objects That Come Under Postoffice Ban. Many queer things pass through the mails. Some of , them afford amuse ment for the clerks, and others for a time cause them to forget their religious training. Every conceivable thing that comes tinder the rules of mailable mat ter, and many others besides, is daily I received at every large postoffice in ; the land.' Many packages are stopped because of violation of the law and are connscatea, while occasionally an unmailable article slips through under the guise of something else. Speaking of the matter to a Herald reporter, a 'Baltimore postoffice official said: The mailing of merchandise, samples and other things has reached such ai extent that I wouldn't be surprised at any time to see a man come in and ask if he can mail a ton of coal to San Francisco. A great many things are sent by would- be jokers. A short time ago a fashionable up-town lady received a neatly- done - up and perfumed package from a point ia Virginia. On opening it a garter snake jumped - out and ran across the floor. The lady screamed,, and when some of the other members of the fam ily went to her rescue she was standing on a centre table and the snake was coiled up on a sofa. A few days ago when a mail pouch was opened a small diamond-back terrapin crawled out. The "ljttlo reptile was carried to Mr. Gus Warfieid", who placed it on his desk. It crawled about quite actively for a while, and then pulled in its head and feet and went to sleep. Mr. War field placed it on the desk of one of the clerks who had gone o-it for lunch. When the clerk returned he noticed the terrapin and thought it was a paper weight, and went on working. In a few minute3 the terrapin .awoke, stretched out its head and crawled over on the clerk's paper as if to see what he was writing. The young man had never seen a live terrapin before, and, still thinking that it was a new-fangled pa per weight, he picked it up to make a i . . . . cioser inspection. . Somehow his right thumb got caught in the terrapin's mouth, and a part of it stayed there. He now knows what a terrapin is, but is very careful about inspecting new de signs in paper weights. On a recent occasion a box full of lizards was, found in one of the pouches. They were thrown out. Very frequently commission men re ceive samples of all kinds of grain and other farm products, with inquiries con cerning their value. Often in the spring samples of strawberries are sent this way, but on their arrival they are gen erally smashed into pulp. Handsome bouquets frequently make their way through the mails, but on arriving at their destination, they are usually crushed and worthless. A watermelon came from Florida a few days ago ad dressed to a man on Pratt street. The carrier who took it down had the mis fortune to drop it just as he entered the owner's door, but it made no difference, as it was green anyway. Small orders of all kinds of goods are sent in every direction all over the country. The meanest tricks ever played ia this direc tion was when the envelopes for hospital day were collected. Many of them were not stamped, and as the depart ment had been requested not to stamp worthless ones, they were opened and found to contain peanut hulls, bugs, sand, pieces of matches, potato parings, scraps of paper, pieces of bacon rind, horn buttons, tin, etc One of the mo3t annoying things to the officials was candy, and. recently a line was drawn there. That is, a rule was adopted thit candy should be put up in such a manner that it could n ot get loose among the other matter. For meny, ncany every poucn contained a broken box of candy and a lot of sticky letters. A Few Statistics. Interesting facts concerning ancient cities: Nineveh was 15 miles long, 8 wide and 40 miles around, with a wall 100 feet high, and thick enough for three chariots abreast. Babylon was 50 miles within the walls, which were 87 feet thick and 350 high, with 100 brazen eates. The Temple of Diana,' at Ephesus, was 420 feet to the support of Via rnnf Tf waa 10f vpnr in l-,n?M?n .i The largest of the pyramids is 461 feet - . . . JllgU, and 653 oa the sides; its base covers 11 acres. The stones are about 30 feet in lengthy and the layers are 3S0. It employed 33,000 men in build ins. The labyrinth in Eypt contains 300 chambers and 253 halls. Thebes, In Egypt, , presents ' ruins 27 . miles around. Athens was 25 miles around, and contained 250, 000 citizens and 400,- 000 slaves. The Temple of Delphos was so rich in donations that it was plundered of $500, 000, and Nero car ried away from it 200 statues. The walla of Rome were 13 miles around. j Commercial Advertiser. JULY 19, 1888. Mighty Buins in Mexico. Surveyors who are examining the route proposed for a railroad from Dom ing, in New Mexico, to Janos, in the state of Chihujhua, and from there to tome point on the Pacific coast, have gone already as far as the old Spanish presidio of Janos, which is in the midst of the wild Sierra Madre of Mexico, one of the least known districts of North America, but evidently the seat of an ancient civilization of which no authen tic record has come down to the present day. In a canyon . which was passed through by the surveying party a suc cession of dwellings .were encountered stretching along for miles, and being built up in terrace form, one above the other, with solid mas onry unlike the crud e and pigmy like , cliff-dwellers of Arizona and New Mexico. These dwellings had more Ihe appearance of regular streets, being, built above each other- oh the shelving declivity of the canyon, and being difficult of access, as if it had been done for purposes of defense against powerful enemies. The build ings have their front walls constructed of hewn stones carefully cemented, while the rear portions are built into the sides of he canyon. All of these ruins are in a remarkable state of pre servation, so much so that they deserve more the name of abandoned dwellings than of ruins. , .After this canyon is passed and the open country reached an isolated mount ain of symmetrical proportions is reached, on the summit of which the ruins of a gigantic stone structure are encountered, the appearance of . which indicates that it was either a temple or the palace of a king. A portion of these ruins consist of a very hard con crete. At the foot of this mountain are substantially constructed terraced structures, plainly showing the existence in former times of an extensive system of irrigation .and storage of water. The country for many miles in all directions contains some relics, such as melates or stone tables, with appro priate pestles for the grinding of maize, stone hammers, various household uten sils, and in some instances, bronze tools of such extraordinary hardness aud tem per that they are equal to modern steel tools. Wherever the ground is turned up these relics are found in unfailing abundance. The neighboring Indians know of these evidences of a former civilization. The belief is that the kins of all the Montezumas lived on the top of that mountain, but at what time and what his name wa3 they did not know. Globe-Democrat. From Left to Right Dr. Delaunay, a French scientist, as serts that centrifugal movements of the hands that is, from left to right are characteristic of intelligence and higher development; centripetal, or the reverse, are indicative of incomplete evolution. He suggests this as a scientific t'es t in employing servants and othera. To as certain the qualities of an applicant cook give her a place to clean or a sauce to make, and watch how she moves her hand in either act. If sh moves it from left to right, or in the direction of the hands of a watch, you may trust her; if in the other way, she is certain to be stupid and incapa ble. The intelligence " of people may also be gauged by asking them to make a circle On paper with a pencil, and noting in which direction the hand is moved. The good students in a mate- matical class draw circles from left to right. ' 'Down East" a similar test of "faculty" has existed from the earliest day. No Yankee farmer would hire a 'hand," or "storekeeper" employ a clerk who .should whittle to him instead of from him. Eighteen Tears Over the Century. There is living six miles north wast of Flandreau County, Dakota, an Indian woman by name Hannah "Weston (C3t- anwinna). At present she is living with her sixty -five-year-old grandson. She claims to have been about six years old when the Rjvolutionary war broke, out, which wodld make her about 118 years of aso. She tells that her father was a chief, and fought with the English at that time. She wears a silver medal, which is three inches in ( diameter, and nearly one-fourth of an inch in thick- -ness; on one side of the medal is a por trait of King George IIL The medal was presented to her father by the King's agents at that time, and she prizes it very highly; money cannot buy it. She is totally blind, and has been so for a number of years, U considerably emaciated, and the wrinkles on her face are finger deep. Otherwise she en joys good health, and is a hearty eater. The Champion Butterfly Story. One of the young lady clerks of Ra cine, Wis., has a rare curiosity in the shape of a live butterfly, and she he came possessed of it in a singular man ner. She was walking upon the lake shore drive last Sunday. Returning home the butterfly was found upon her hat. Close inspection of the fly re vealed upon its wings in various colors the figures 1889. It is indeed a singu lar freak, of nature, and probably the only curiosity of the kind in existence. J LNorth western. , SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS. j Batyuanka. - j From yonder gilded' mintfret . . a . . . ... Beside the steel bhie Neva set, - - According to the naturals s wasp5 . x f amtly catch from to time, member the locality of their nests jasf f sweet aerial midnIgnt chimes-ninety-six hours. "God save the Tsari" - in a gallon ox sea water there art 1890 grains of salt, besides some mag- j nesia, iodine, and bromine. 1 Rlrv imnoir. a , m,A ' poisons. Persons in a state of "melan cholia" are less susceptible to the action ; f poisons than others. Spiders rarely cause any trouble with bees. Strong colonies are fully able to repel them should they eater the hlyf. Alljwebs about the entrance should be brushed away, or bees will be caught and devoured. v The heads of the Cambridge students have been measured, showing that the average brain capacity of a first-class man is 244.56 cubic inches. The capa city of the ordinary pass man's -head measures 237.33 cubic inches. ' " Electric rifle3 are the latest. Instead of the ordinary percussion firing de vice, a dry chloride of silver battery and a primary coil will, so it was lately stated before the American Institute, fire the rifle 35,000 times without re charging. Alarm clocks are now made with a small electric battery, which obviates the necessity of winding up, the sbrlng alarm the night before it is used. The electrical clock can be set to any given five minutes of each hour, and the bell Will ring at that time, and ' will ring until the switch is turned to cut off the electric current. One of the human footprints found io volcanic rock in Nicaragua several yeart ago is described by Dr. D. G. Brinton as being 9 1-2 inches long, three inches wide at the heel and 4 1-2 at the toe. The apparent length of the foot itself ia eight incho3. Dr. Brinton considers the footprints genuine, but is uncertain whether they are so ancient as has been supposed. Dr. Paulinis mentions an epidemic of diphtheria, in 1884, which followed tht arrival of a flock of turkey3 in Skiatos, one of the Grecian isles, where no cast of the disease had previously been known for thirty years. Some of the turkeys were sick, and it is -believed that the diphtheretic germs were con veyed from them through the air to thi first human victim. Plants are injured by parasitic fungi in various ways. They are deprived oi nourishment, growth is abnormally ac celerated or retarded, causing distor tion; not only are green parts affected, but roots, stems, buds, flowers anc fruit; leaves and fruit fall prematurely) decay is produced in ripe fruits before and after removal from the plant, and valuable plants receive injury from those of less value by ordinary infec tion. A new artificial silk is said to haw been prepared at Lyons, France, by M, de Chardonnet. The process consist! in adding to an etherized solution of nitrated cellulose (the base of gun-cotton) a solution of perchloride of iron, and to this mixture a little of a solution of tannic acid in alcohol, when the whole is poured in a fine jet into water acidulated with nitric acid. The fluid thread becomes consistent, ' and - is drawn off, dried and wound. The sub stance is supple, transparent, silky in appearance,- and very strong. The color is gray or black, but may be changed to suit. A petroleum engine now being ex hibited in England is attracting much attention. Ia a tank in the bed of the engine is placed the petroleum, which is forced through a pipe into a compart ment where ihe oil is converted into a fine 8 pray by means of a blast of air. The spray passes into a. chamber, and, coming in contact with an electricspark obtained from a small battery in the rear, motive power is at once supplied. In construction it is said to b3 compara tively simple, and the engine works with admirable regularity. The piston requires no oiling, the petroleum vapor supplying the necessary lubrication. A Queer Superstition. . Offacar -Mercer of Alleghany, Penn., noticed a woman go into the middle of Mam street and dig a hole with a hatchet. She placed an object in the hole and carefully covered it up. The officer unearthed the object and found a small hand mirror, with writing on it which he could not decipher. Taking it to the woman's house she explained that the Vriting on the glass was "Father, Son and Holy Gho3t," and that it was a charm to drive away an ailment in her head. It was a Swiss custom and she wanted to keep it buried for three day. She was allowed to rein ter the glass.--Pittsburg Commercial-Gazette. Pineapples. The pineapple season has begun in New York. Merchants there are re ceiving 3S0O barrels a week, and when' the season is at ita height, the quantity will reach 10,000 barrels a week. The barrels contain from twenty-five to thirty extra large "pine," or forty to sixty small ones. The season lasts until August, and about 5, 000, 000 pineapples are imported each year. NO. 42. Above the ravelings andthemoats Of the grim citadel it floats f And men in dungeons far beneath listen, ana pray, ana gnash their teeth-" The soft reiterations sweep Across the horror of their sleep, As if some demon in his glee Were mocking at his miaary ' , 4JGod save the Tsarl" In his red palace over there, . Wakeful, he needs most hear the prayer. How can It down the broken cries Wrung from his children's agonies! , "God save the TsarP- Father they called him from of old Batyushka I . . . . How his heart is coldl "Wait till a million scourged men Rise in their awful might, and then "God save the Tsarl" , v -IT. Bailey AUrich in Harper. HUMOROUS. General training Railroading. Suited to a tea The cup and "saucer. The book agent should wear a canvas . suit. Is it all day with a chess-player when both knighti are gone? A fountain head may very naturally have water on the brain. The girl who uses violet ink, wants her correspondence to be inviolet. A counter-irritant A woman who prices everything and buys nothing. "I passed some queer' and here I am in prison all on accounterfeit, " he sighed. . If you're to scribble what you hear, ".. Then keep your pen behind your ear; . If you write what you know of men. Then keep your ear behind your pen. "I will now take de sense ob de meetiny said the "free lecturer but his audience had wild visions of a penny collection and bolted for the door. Other countries may spend more money for guns than the United States, but they fall behind the1 American nation in the high prices paid for bat- . teries of the base ball sort. ; Judge The witness swears you stoia his coat, and have it on. I must, there fore, -find you guilty. Tramp Oh, well, your honor, if you're going to judge a man by the clothes he wears l s'pose ru have to give in. . A Useful Pioce of Furniture. Lady (looking at a city flat) : And this is the ice box? Agent: Yes, ma'am. Lady (putting her hand in it): It seems very warm. Agent: That's because it is Bft. Afrninnl t.Vio rttnern in tViA ft.diAlninr o- - e o flat. You will find it very useful, ma'am, for drying kindling wood, and that sort of thing. " ' "ximnK," saiu mo minister, wno was visiting a parishioner, "that it is easier to coax children than to drive them. Gentle words are more effective than harsh ones." "I think so Jtoo," said the lady, tenderly. Then she raised her window and suddenly shouted to her boy: "Johnnie, if you don't come in out of that mud puddle I'll break your back." '" A Queer Mode of Catehin? Fish. A lazy but unlawful method : of ob taining ftth from the ponds was once mil fa iAmmAn ' 1 1 K 1 a waa ilnnAfvl.. drugging the fish by means of some nar cotic plants. The favorite growth fox this purpose was the devil's shoe-string a small plant with extremely long tough, and slender roots. This queer nlant. with its uncannv name, was much 1 used bv theIadians as a medicine, and is said to be the basis for several blood ' purifiers with long and alliterative names. A plentiful supply of the plant being obtained the individual finds a log which projects -well out into the water, and getting astride of it dips it in and alternately beats . it with a stick or paddle. After every good beating it is shaken about in the water and the ennnlv .arlAnjiill1 anil hl Artntinndd ' until he jpond is thoroughly impreg nated with the singular properties ol the weed. The fish soon commence rising to the surface and gasping as if for breath. A few faint struggles fol low and then thp fish lie helpless and inert upon the surface only to be gathered in and serve as a meal. It is said that the meat is not at all affected by the treatment the fish have undergone, but it ia with considerable saueamhhnpn- 1 and trepidation that a r person for the first time dines upon poisoned or nar cotized fi3h. (Atlanta Constitution. The Tuft of White Hair. The Duke of Simonetta," an Italian nobleman, who i? making a name as a musical composer, h the descendant oi a long line of dukes who have astraaga peculiarity. They have jet-black hairf and just above the forehead a white tuft. This they had for a long series "of years, until the father of the present duke wa3 bora some 60 years ago. He had a thick, curly head of brown hair, without a particle of white, and with him it was supposed there was an end of the special mark. But his son it a tall, handsome man, with a tead oj black hair, and he has exactly the fame white tuft. Times-Democrat. . .