At Sunset Time.
a toward the west the passing day,
As tho' reluctant seeming, .r.
pft stole to" where the flatPvI'
10 wnere tne sn--
Pd yet ffleiTf ull loth to go,
BUM1,J Wlr n'er the dimoled hill
IWAu w - 1
'o where the world lay dim and still,
To where'the world lay dreaming.
Lt sunset time we steal away
To where the sky is gleaming;
fTo where the light that marks the day -
Is all our heaven seaming.
And vet we seem full loth to go,
E'en tho' the world is shadowed so.
But look tack, with regretful eyes, ,
To where the world in twilight lies,- ' '
r To where the world is dreaming.
, Julio M: Lirpmann in Overland.
VOL.
SALISBURY, N. C, THURSDAY, AUGUST 9,
1888.
1 tionedj and he avoided Mr, Lar tin's
boarded.
The little man made him a call, how
ever, a month or so after school had be
gun-
Guess you'll have to own up to be-
ms m tne wrong, cteve," no Degan.
"We haint had a teacher for years that's
given the satisfaction that Molly does.
The children rave about her all of
The School Ma'am's Victory.
Si
The school .directors of Dbtrict No.
10 Perrv Township, were holding, a
? J . ' W
meeting.
Nobody would have thought it The
Chairman was leaning against his front
??ato with hi3 checked ' shirt sleeves
turned back and an ax in his hand, sur
vcvinrr the other two members of the
Board, who stood outside tho fence.
It was a meeting, nevertheless; and
its object wa3 nothing les3 important
than the selection of a teacher for the fal
term.
"Lvmaa Dotv spoke to me about
havin- the school," said the Chair, du-
biou3ly.7 " . '
"Lyman Doty!" exclaimed Steve Ten
ney, a stalwart ycung fellow, with thick
brown hair, white teeth and a square
chin to make up for his lack of down
right good looks. "Why Lyme Doty
couldn't teach a baby. Ho quit school
before I did, long enough, and he
hasn't studied anything but potatoes
and winter wheat since, that I know of.
Better stick to his farm eh, Larkin?''
"Guess you're right," responded the
third member of the Board, a little man
with a cbeerful face and a tuft of gray
hair sticking straight out from his chin.
And the chairman nodded his agree
ment, .i '
"Well," continued little Mr. . Lartin,
with an air of importance, "I've had an
application that I guess will suit. It's
" a sort of relative of my wife's, and just
as nico a girl ai ever was. Smart, too.
She's got a certificate for two years,
last examination. . She'd make a splon
did teacher, Molly Sanborn would."
"Sanborn !" said Steve Teuny, short
ly ; "any connection with tho Sanborns
over on the rivr?''
"That's where she's from," said Mr.
Latkin. "She's old John Sanborn's
ill him that died l&t winter." ,
Steve frowned.
: "You won't put her into that school,
then, with my consent I" he said de
termine Uy.
' -What !" said Mr. . Larkin, . with a
gasp, while the chairman stared.
'What would you think," the young
man responded, 4liJ a man sold you fifty
head of sheep at a good price, and halt
of them died off in the next week of a
disease he muathave known beforehand?
That was the trick John Sanborn
served me. And ho laughed in my
face when I wanted my money back.
No sir! I can't conscientiously con
sent to putting any of the Sinboms in
that school. Bad lot, in my opinion 1"
Mr. Larkin's small bright eyes
snapped.
"Old Sanborn wasn't too straight,
and everybody knows it," ho admitted.
"But what that's got to do with Molly
is more than I can see. She's as fine a
girl as you cvax set eyes on; not a bit
of her father about her."
"Well, well, vfight it out between
you," said the chairman, good-naturedly;
and returned to hii wocd chopping.
- The tall young man and tho little
old man waited up the street together,
talking briskly. ;
Mr. Larkin was hot and indignant;
Steve was cool and immovable.
"There don't seem to be any mercy
In you," said the former, almost tear
- fully, as Steve wa3 preparing to turn in
at his gate. "If they'd been left well
' off, it would be difere tt; but they're,
poor as poverty, and Molly needs the
placo the worst way.'
4 'You hadn't mentioned that," jaid
iv. t,iiTir Wnn turninsr beck. "If
IUC J ulJ"o " 1 -
that's the case "
Mr. Larkin walked away triumphant
five minutes later.
But Steve Termey had surrendered
with bad grace.
"I'couldn't hold out after "that, you
sec," he soU to his mother, relating the
story over th:ir tea; "but I don't ap
prove of it. Tbra!a not much good in
the Sanborns or 1 lose my guess j
. School bogan two weeks later, when
tho first 'cool wave was depopulating
front porches and increasing the attrac
tion near kitchen stoves.
Stevo Teriney held to his opinion con
cerning the new school teacher and
acted accordingly.
He did not call at the schoolhouse
the first day, as was his custom, to
leava the register and see if anything
was wanted the chairman having
turned these duties over to his younger
colleague.
He sent the register by a boy, and
was utterly indifferent as to whether
anything was 'wanted. He turned the
iubject when the new teacher was men-
em.
But Steve was unimpressed.
"My opinion has yet to be altered,"
he said rather stiffly.
And Mr. Larkin looked discouraged.
"fihA snoke about needing a new
broom and water pail," he said as he
rose. "I told her she'd better come to
you about it."
"That schoolhouse had a new broom
last term, and water pail term before
lastf' said the young director emphati
cally. "
And Mr, Larkin took a discomfited
leave.
The next Sunday evening the young
man, sitting in the pew of a small
wooden church with his mother, and al
lowing his eyes to rove about during the
rather long sermon, suddenly discovered
a new face, and sat studying it for the
remainder of the evening.
It wa3 that of a young girl not a re
markably pretty girl, but fair and fre3h
and innocent, with a bright intelligence
in her dark cye3 and a sweetness in her
full lips.
"Who is she?'' was tho first question
after the services were concluded ad
dressed, as it happened, to little Mr.
Larkin. who had come in late.
"That."the latter asked in astonish
ment. -i'Why, that's our teacher
that's Mollie Sanborn I I am waiting to
take them homje."
Steve Tenney found himself wishing
quite frequently after that that the new
teacher would como to him about the
broom and'water pail.
-, Not that he should furnish them if he
found that they were not needed, but he
felt that he should not object to an in
teryiow with the school teacher.
lie even mentioned the subject to Mr.
Larkin carelessly when ho met him one
day.
"Well, ycu sec,'' .was the response,
"she sort of hates to como to you. - The
way you felt about her having the
school has cot all around town, and I
o '
s'pose she's heard of it. She can't help
what her father was, Molly can't, and
she's real sensitive."
The young man looked disturbed.
That afternoon he loft his work at an
early hour apt, however, admitting to
himself hi3 purpose in doing so and
strolled down the street, turning off
but he persuaded himself that it was
not intentional in the direction of the
school house.
T might as well go in and see about
that broom and water pail," he said to
himself when b.3 stood opposite the
little bare-looking. building.
And he went in accordingly.
The little teacher looked considerably
cfnrtln.l when she onened the door to
him. She dropped the spelling book
she held, and her voice was hardiy
steady as she expressed her gratification
at seeing him.
Evidently, Steve reflected, some idiot
had pointed him out to her at church
the other evening. He sat down in a
frnnt. toflt. fenliQT unpleasantly ogreish.
She was hearing the last spelling
class. How pretty she looked, standing
there in her blue calico dress and white
apron. Wnat a sweei voice sue mu,
though putting out "hen, men, pen,"
to a lot of fidgeting youngsters could
hardly show it to the best advantage.
When the class was dismissed, and
tho last small stuient had rushed
whooping down the street, the teacher
and the young director stood looking at
each other with some awkwardness.
"I thought I'd come in," said Stave at
last, apologetically, "and see if any
thing ii needed."
no did not' mention the fact of his
being soma sis weeks late in the per
formance of his duty.
The girl dropped her eyes timidly.
I- don't think so," she murmured.
'What a brute she must thi-ik me ! '
Steve reflected, with some self-disgU3t.
He turned carelessly to the corner
where the broom stood.
"Isn't thi3 pretty far gone?" ho said,
with a conscience-stricken glance at its
stubby end.
And the little, teacher nodded. .
"Your water pail seems to leak," the
director went on, indicating the empty
bucket and the wet floor. .
"Yes " the girl assented.
, i i -i
"111 S60 inai JOU uuyo iify uu,
Steve concluded.
And he was rewarded by a grateful
2lance from tho teacher's soft eyes as
she took her hat from its nail.
He took her lunch basket from her
hand as they started away together, and
having taken it, could hardly surrender
it short of Larkia-'s gate.
He was a little reluctant to surrender
it even then. F&jr their first awkward
ness had quite worn off; their walk had
been far from unpleasant, and they
were feeling very well acquainted.
Ho walked home in an agreeable ab
sorption, repeating to himself the things
she had said and recalling her pretty
way of saying them.
lie did not pause to consider that it
was old John Sanborn's daughter of
whom he was thinking; he was only
conscious that she was a bright young
girl, whom it was charming to look at
and listen to.
His -pleasant mood was rudely inter-
rupted by little Larkin, who dropped
in that evening.
"Lyme Doty couldn't have the
school," he observed, with a chuckle,"
"out it looks as though ha wa3 goin
to have the teacher 1"
"What?" said Steve, with a sudden
ucexplainablo sinking of the heaiL
"Ht's hanging around considerable,
anyhow," said Mr. Larkin., "Went
to visit the school last week and he
was. asking me today whether Molly's
got any way of getting home Friday
night. He said he d lust as kef take
her in his buggy as not, Molly gener
ally walks; but I guess sha' 11 be glad
of a lift."
"You don't mean to tell me." said
Steve, warmly, "that she'd have any
thing to do with him?"
Mr. Larkin stared. What could
Steve care with whom old John Baa
bom's daughter had to do?
But he only said, deprecatingly
"Well, Lyme's a good steady fellow."
"Humph !" was tho scornful rejoin
der.
The voung man mued long and se-
riou3lv when hij visitor was gone, ana
went to bed with a lighter heart, hav
ing come to a firm conclusion.
When the new teacher closed school
the next Friday night she was feeling
rather -worn out, as she was apt to fee
atJbe end of the week; nor did the
prospect of the four miles' walk home
serve to cheer her.
Sho locked the door and started down
the path with a sigh.
A neat little buggy was coming
briskly up tho road. Molly gave a start
as the driver pulled up tho horse and
sprang to the ground
mrk tutuo VTTi t K T O 1 Hwnnt You can easilv do this by look
lKAllNimjF AIUMALX ingMm in the1 eyes. Teach him, as I
have told you, to know and realize that
-
Qualities Requisite in Training ZX?X&
crobatic Dogs, Bibulous Coats
- and Singing Geese.
hip him
unless he deserves it, and don't speak
fcarshly, and, above all, don t over
train him. v The best of dogs have been
ruined this way." .
The Human Heart
In the human Bubiect tho average
rapidity of the cardiac pulsation of an
alult male i3 about 70 beats per minute.
These beats are more frequent, as a
ruU?, in young children and women, and
there are variations within certain limits
in particular persons owing to peculiari
ties of organization. It would not
necessarily ba an abnormal sign to find
anng the recent dog show, says the
Washington Star, a troupe of perform
ing dogs attracted much attention.
Professor J. W. Himptoa, the owner
and trainer of the performing doss,
when questioned by the reporter about
his dogs and his method of . training
them, said: "This business of mine is
one of the most interesting in the
world. ew are m it, or tne simpie gome ticular iduals the habit
reason that few people possess the u1 f of the heart,9 fron
6 - fiO t.n fiS or -75 to 80 rer minute. As a
rule, the heart's action is slower and
more powerful in fully developed and
muscular organizations and more rapid
and feebler .in those of slighter form.
In animals the range i3 from 25 to 45 in
the cold-blooded and 50 upward in the
warm-blooded animal', except in the case
of a horse, which ha3 a very slow heart
beat only 40 --strokes a minute. The
pulsations of men and all animals differ
with the sea level also. The work of a
healthy human heart has been shown to
equal the feat of raising five tons four
hundredweight one foot per hour, or
125 tons in 24 hours. The excess of
thi3 work under alcohol in varying
quantities is often very great A curious
calculation has been made uy ur. lticu-
ardson giving the work of the heart in
mileage. Presuming that the b'.ood was
;hrown out of the heart at each puis a
animals. Some folks might try to train
. -
a dog forever and accomplish nothing."
"What qualities must a man possess
in order to be a good trainer?" asked
the reporter.
"In the first place," said the Profes
sor. "much decision ot character, a
strong will-power, and a cheerful,
pleasant voice. Of all things the will
plays the most important part. It is
by its use that animals may be- most
easily trained."
"How do you commence to train ani
mals? ' asked the reporter.
"Taking a dog a year old, for in
stance, I first teach him. to mind. Thi3
might take six and even ten lessons,
but don't start out to train a dog before
you teach him to mind you. After he
understands you aro his master and
must be obeyed, commence to teach him
to sit up. Hold him in the correct po
sition against tho wall, show him what
you w.nrt don", and concentrate your
miiu? upon 'i doing it. When ho has
learne- to sit ap, try him standing on
his hina .c-s. This will come very
easily to him. Then comes the waltz,
you'll find that very hard, but persever
ance and iudicious training will accom-
It wasthe young director, and he was I plish even that. Teaching him to jump
is tne next tnmg and supplement tan
with leaping, if he be alargedog. Now,
Molly,
"I sent
"You
coming toward her.
"I won't make any excuse, Mis? San-
bom," he said, with a humorous solem
nity. "I won't say I'm going over the
riveron bminess, and happened to think
vou might liite to ride. The truth is
that it's a carefully laid plot. Will ycu
bo an aider and abettor?"
The little teacher laughed apprecia
tively as ho helped her into the buggy.
"I must stop at Mr. Larkin s and
eave my dinner pail," she said de
murely.
Mr. Larkin was standing at the front
gate. He stood staring at the young
director as the latter assisted the teach
er to the ground and sat down on the
horse block waiting for her.
"Lyme Doty Was here after
just now," ho said gaspingly.
him down to the school house."
"We met him." said Steve.
see. he added, malting a Doia attempt
at carelessness, but speaking neverthe
less, in a shamefaced way, and avoid
ing thj little man's eyes. "You see, I
feel as though it's my bounden duty to
keep Lyme Doty away from her. Pure
impudence, his hanging around her that
way."
The little teacher came tripping u
and the young directs? - ' "buggy
whirled away in a'cloucli"f dust., -
"Steve Ten nctf' taking Molly home
in his bugyY" said Mr. Larkin, joining
his wife in the kitchen, and sinking
dz3dly into a chair. "1 guess the
world's coming to an end I"
"Steve Tenney ain't a fool," his wife
responded practically. "I knew he'd
that ridiculous notion of his
and especially after he'd seen Molly."
"Says he's doing it from a sense oi
duty," said Larkin, chuckling slowly as
the humor of the situation dawned upon
him "Wonder how far his sense of
duty will take him?"
I shouldn't be surprised at any
thin"!' said Mrs. Larkin mys-
The Lirkins and, perhaps, Lyme
Dotywere the only people who were
surprised when the new teacher gave up
hn clnl nt. thn end of the term and
Luw OV4Ww
was quietly married to the young di
rector.
The chairman of the School Bourd is
wondering over it yet Hartford
Time3.
there - aro a great many people, con
tinued tho professor, who try to teach a
dog to jump by holding a piece of meat
on the other side of a cane and biddin
the dog to get it. That's wrong and
will ruin a good dog in a little while.
If you want 'to train a dog to jump,
show him what you want him to do, and
by a little patience you will see him
perform the trick with ease and pleas
ure. When a dog goes . through his
part of the programme in a sluggish
manner it is only a questions of a few
days when he will shirk it altogether.'
"You train monkeys aho, don't you?"
asked the reporter.
"Yes," said the Professor, "monkeys,
geese, cats, goats, dogs, rats in fact, I
can teach almost everything.'
"How about monkeys; are they hard
to traia?"
"Well ye. There are a great many
people who think that monkeys are very
easy to train, but that is
They will probably do
them two or
they soon
John Aiken asserts that a cubic Inch
of air in an ordinary room contains 30,
318,000 particles of dust. .
In Europe thrifty trees and good
crops of peaches have been secured
from grafts on tho hawthorn.
- A ecientist says that the reason why
people blush in the face is bacause that
is the only portion of the body which is
exposed to view.
An Edinburgh music teacher .claims
to augment "the power c-f the voice by
means of a mechanical contrivance fit
ting into the palate.
The sugar mite is estimated to num
ber 100,000 per pound in most unrefined
sugars. It causo3 the "grocer's" iich
of those handling the raw sugar.
Siven varieties of fiihe3 examined bj
naturalists of the Challenger expedition
have been found to be totally blind in
the deep sea, but can see when inhabit
ing shallow water.
The thistle at the Antipodes seems
to attain a most vigor 0U3 growth. Its
root? penetrates to a depth of from 12
feet to 20 feet, and this root,even when
cut into small piece3, retains vitality,
each root producing a new plant.
By illuminating a vibrating string
with sparks from an induction coil at
intsrvals when the string occupies one
definite position, Herr J. Puling, of
Vienna, ingeniously brings to view
the different curves and positions of the
string.
The secretary bird receives govern
ment protection in Cape Colony, Africa,
for ita services as a snake destroyer.
The snakes, which form the chief lood
NO. 45.
Origin of the Tides.
The moon, a lady robed in white ,
Rose o'er the bosom of the sea,
And whispered, "Take mel by thy might
Embrace me, seize me set me free
From endless bondage to the nightl"
The brave sea rose to do her will
And tossed its pale arms high in air.
Its deeps responded with a thrill , r
That shook earth's coasts and islands f airV
Yet the pale maid rode higher still
The mad surge, wrestling with def eat
Threw foamy kisses high in vain.
At Jast it sighed: "Ah! lady sweet,
Thou art too great! but thou shalt reigr
My queen ; my heart shall rise to greet
The daily dancing of thy feet.
America,
1IUAIOIIOU&
tion in the proportion' of 69 strokes per j 0f these birds, are first disabled" bj se-
minute, and at the assumed force of nine
feet, the mileage of the blood through
the body might be taken at 207 yards
per minute, seven miles per hour, 169
per day, 61,320 miles per year, or o,-
150, 8S0 miles in a lifetime of 84 years.
The number of beats of the heart in the
same long life would reach the grand
total of 2,' 869, 76G, 000. Medical
World.
Prosperous Colored Men.
There are probably over 100 colored
men in Washington who are worth over
vere blows with feet or beak, then car
ried high in the air and killed by being
dropped on the earth.
The latest medical theory i3 that
there should be only two really substan
tial meals a day, breakfast and dinner.
A solid and highly nutritious meal ought
to begin the day's work, and an equally
nutritious meal should end it. The
people who take a rapJdty eaten lunch
are apparjntly excused for their sup
posed un.iygienic proceeding.
The recently observed canals in tho
Down in the mouth The tongue.
Fiom, pole to pole A clothesline.
v A cool deed The title to an ice
house. ,
The right to pay taxes has never been
denied woman. 1
The dynamite gun may be said to
have several aims in life. . , . - ,
A yacht can stand a tack without
swearing. lTew men can! ;
Two of a Kind: Teacher "What is
the plural of child?" Boy (promptly)
"Twins."
It is ab3urd to speak of the "foot
prints of time," when it is well known
that time flies. .
The preacher tells you that you
should marry for love, and yet he often
marries for money.
Advice to young ladies who are sot
ting their cap3: Use percussion caps,
so that the ,pop"-may be heard.
Some deem it quite an honor just to be
One of the "first setllers" in the town, ,
The best first settler, though, it seems to me,
Is he that pays cash down. t
Doctor "Did you take tho rhubarb
I ordered?' Patient "Yes, sir.
TwAr "Hrtw did vou take it?
Patient "In a pie."
- -i
Teacher "Sammy, why " do you
write your name S. Smith, Matcher?"
Sammy "Why, 'cau e pa writes hi3 J.
Smith, Junior. I was born in March."
Teacher: "Supposing that eight of
you should together have 48 apple?, 33
lieorge vv. wuuanis, cx-uieiuuur w interior, a.ccorui.ug rroiussur a. .n-
Ohio Assembly, and author of a history 1 J3 ayle of St. Louis, other astronomers
of the colored race, is said to bo worth
$40, 000. Fred Douglas has $300,000. !
John F. Cooke, until fecatly tax col-'
lector of the District of Columbia, him- ,
self pays t?ixc;s now oi $253, 000. John :
M. Langston, formerly Uaited States
Minister to Hayti,- is reputed to be
worth $75,000. John Lynch of Missis .1
sippi, who was the temporary chairman '
of the Chicago Convention in 1884, is
very wealthy and owns a fine planta..
tion in Mississippi. .Lx-UongressiH
Smalls, who is now contcsung af
r.nm,lnt V.TT rnl-nnl TTIIllofK
cumulated quite a foriuneV
who diedafewyearsj? left $1,000,-
his son-in-law was
ri
but
d tlio Professor, "are great
Thii one," pointing to a
w:co bit of one clinging to the cown
dog's tail, "is drunk even now."
The rcpoiter looked, and sure enough
the little fellow had a strange glare in
Uuue
Win tn q n nnn Tnixn v T,ewis. !
stimated at - - .
of Boston, malces tne- biouiw
Beacon Hill dudes and does a yearly
businessy it is said, of over a million
dollars. He was once a slave, and
ragged and bare-footed, followed Sher- 1
man and hu troops in their march to
the sea. Cincinnati has a colored fur-'
niture dealer whose check is good any
his eyes, and was trying his best to dh- day for $25,000, although thirty years
locate the chain that bound him to the
box. .
"But the greatest drunkards in the
animal world," said the Professor, "are
goat'. I have one that ii a very good
performer, knowing how to count,stand
up, jump through fire and do many
other tricks, but hz knows how to drink
beer better than anything. But come
thi3 way and I will show you the great
est trained animal ever known."
The' Star man followed and in a pri
vate room saw a full grown goose stride
ing around. The Professor wus greeted
with a series of discordant cries. The
goose was once a wild one and shot in
Canada. The Professor pr.ssing bought
her and took her to tho theatre where
exhibition. It was
here the thought of training her first
presented itself and in less than six
weeks old "Moutry ' that's ner name
could count, add, subtract, multiply,
ago
he was a Kentucky slavo.v The
late Robert Gordon, of Cincinnati,
owned a large number of four-stbry
re dlences- at the time of his death.
New York Tribune.
have seen the same phenomena. It 13
known that Mara has snow and rain,
.while there are indubitable evidence3 of
animal life. These assertions involve a
severe strain on one's credulib
The two sides offface aro not
alike. As a rufays a German pro
fessor , thovfrant of symmetry is con-
fiaed-Wthe uoter part of the face, lne
alfof the .brain overweighs the
ht half; the nose lean3 a little to the
rifrhf. or to the left. The region of - the
right eye h usually slightly higher
than that of the left eye while the left
p.ve is nearer the middle line of the
.. - - Th rtwht ear is also
i;ULltltc?tiaxA. '
shigher, as a rule, than the left ear.
It is quite probable that a - large ma
jority of the reptiles of this country are
flesh-eating animals. But there are a
number of species in the different gen
era of the lizard family which are known
to live almost or entirely on vegetables.
There i3 one Bengalese lizard that eats
cT,-in such as wheat, rice and corn.
and when it csnnot obtain them it will
greedily devour 6traw and hay. There
is still much to be learned in regard to
the food of many kinds cf animals, even
by na'u-alisti who have devoted the
greater part of their livei to tho invasti
tu')j?et.
"Is that all you can give me ma'am,"
pleaded the tramp-"a dipperful of
water?'- "Why, no, certainly not," re
plied the woman with tho big heart;
"you can have as ."manj dipperfuls a
you like." j. ;-' :vT. ..
He was mumbling about tough. ."kf -and
cold coffee, and making hime
generally disagreeable. "Don't grovk
so over yourbreakfast, John," said his
wife, "nobody is going to take it away
from you." ; -
The Bishop of London has risen to be
a wit. As ho was taking leavo of a
parishioner with a very large family,
the lady said: -But you haven't seen my
last baby. " ; 'No, " he quickly replied,
"and I never expect to!" .
nation of the
An Attorney's Ruse.
TIow much will you give me for this
atlas of thh city?" asked a Buff do at
torney as he walked into a second-hand
book store and handed the owner tht
book named. v "'Taia't worth much,"
answered the dealer, as he turned ovei
the leaves with an air of assumed iadif
f ronc?. "There's no demand far 'em.
bou"ht one last eveaing and it's cut
side now. There's no demand for 'em
at all, and I shall think it is a good sale
if I ffet '$l for the one I have now.
"All riht. here's your good sale. Thii
i3 the one you had outside," gaylj
answered the lawyer, a3 he threw down
a silver dollar and skipped out of th
store before the disconcsrted proprietor
could interpose an objection. "I had
been hunting for thit atlas for montht
and would have given $15 rather thai
not got it," remarked the attorney as h
gleefully exhibited his purchase, Buf
falo Express.
How a Barber Lost a Finger. j
The only curious episode that I now
think of that ever occurred in my own 1
dealing3 with a barber came about
through my observing that the knight
of the razor who waa at work on me had
lost the index finger on his right hand.
I could not help admiring the dexterity
with which he handled the tools oi nis
trade despite the loss, . and, observing
mv attention directed to his mutilated
hand, he vouchsafed an explanation. . !
.-I cut that off," he said.
How, by accident I''
Vr T meant to. It 13 tho
trigger
finger.r
I was drafted into the army and
cutit off to avoid tho service. It didn't
a: ii th rUv of the week. hour. OTrtrv thcu?h. The trick had been
Ul IF AV&Cy kV. vw j 7 I
f-f nld drt almost anvthinsr with
J. .1 ia.t, - w ir
figures.
"Har great33t act," sail tin Profes
sor, "is singing. I claim that thU goose
can sing a song, giving the proper pitch
and Til prove it."
Taking the goose he placed him upon
a small stool and gave the key. In
stantly the goose threw up her head and
quacked out the air of "Over the Fence
Is Out." There was a cat that followed
the goose all around the room and when
the reporter inquired about her accom-
pliihment3,the Professor said:
"I'm just training her. I am going
to try to teach her to sing", and then by
a few additions have a chorus of am
mals. Any one," said the Professor,
"can train a dog that is, to a certain
extent" '
'Howf queried the scrib.
"Procure your dog. If possible, pick
out one that in ycur judgment is mtel
tried tco often. They took to training
men to use the second finger. Some of
them cut that off too, but I couldn't
spare anothcr, so I ran away and came
to America. No, I don't miss it now
much, and I don't care if 1 can't go
back. This is a pretty good place ana
the work isn't hird. Thank you, sir.
Nextl .Worcester Spy.
Clam Shells $G0 a Pair.
Colonel Silas Moore of Southington,
sold a pair of clam shell last week for
$60. The pair were two feet and ten
inohp in length and about one foot and
teninche3 wide and weighed 304 pounds.
Colonel Moore is the owner of a pair
weighing 330 pounds, which he would
aofsell for $100." These large clam
shells came from the Mediterranean Sea,
and there are some in Italy which weigh
700 Dounds. Most of these shells have
A.
a blemish, uut ia a public museum,
where they are not handled, theblemiih
may not be seen.
In a private collection it is desirable
to have perfect shei.3. Colonel Moore's
$100 shells are perfect and the finest ia
the Uoited States. Th?re are parts of
the meat of these big claras which are
! good food. Colonel Moore ha3 seen a
c'.am steak six inche3 wide and a foot
long. In his collection are clam shells
' so small that ten pain would not weigh
! an ounce. To outweigh tha big pair
would require more than 10,000 oi tne '
email nf.pi, -f Hartford Post. I
The L-srht of the Fatnro
The primary fault of , all our lights,
electric light incluled, U that there ia
so great a waste oTenergy in, the form
of heat. The glow-worm, the firefly,
and a multitu le of other animals show
that liaht may be obtained without
any more heat than that of the animal
body, and without any such danger as
that so tcrnbly displayed in the burn
ing of theatre. Itadzbzowski found that
animal light is duo to tho oxidation ol
two kiads of organic matter, one con
taining hydrocarbon and the' other
aldehydes, or tcmcthisg yielding: al
dehydes when treated with alkalis.
The isolation of thasei compounds is
but another step, and their application,
both of them being steps . that are but
srndl compare i with - many that
have been mide ia th chemistry of
this generation. All oar' existing arti
ficial lights .have"-' another common
fault. They are epndentratcd forci of
glare. But for iti co3t the best of all
i the wax or paraffin candle. A rodm
tihted with 20 candles, well dr.tnbut
ed, h iacoinj arably better lighted than
by one 20-cmdle gas light or electric
liht; with the luminou uphoUtery: I
suggested the diffuion wcu'd be still
more complete than with the candles,
it would correspond as nearly as ..possi
ble to diffuse 1 daylight, and might be
made to produce mo3t charmingly ar
tistic eff-cts. Gentleman' Magazine.
V A Doctor's Odd Cane
Tha latest style of cane is owned by a
Portland physician who use3 it for three
purposes as a cane, as a protector ana
for professional purposes. It consists of
a bamboo rod into which flt3 a steel re
ceptacle, shaped like half a tube ia the
concave sido of which are springs hold
ing in place small vials of ammonia,
morphine and needles and surgeons
thread, and, ia fact, all aitidoes and
urgical appliances necessary in cases
of emergency.
Philadelphia Mourning Periods.
The umal mourning periods for near
relatives observed in Philadelphia and
they are very rigidly observed here
are: For a mother, father, grandparents,
wife or husband, twelve months six
months black with crape, four months
black without crape and two months
half mourning; for a si3ter, brother,
aunt or nncle, six months black with
crape, three months, black without
craptv two months, and half mourning
one month. Philadelphia Times.
Quizzing a Conntry Boy.
"Country boys ara not susch squnsh
hcads a they sometimes look," said tho
1rrtitnir at tha Broezel House.
"Oae day last week I was out riding
with a fellow who seemed to think it
his mission to say or do something smart
every minute. Presently we overtook a
barefoot urchin- driving a cow home
from pasture, and my companion reined
up tho horse and spoke to him, saying;'
Say, my little man, what time "will it
be at 0 o'clock this afternoon?' With
out a moment's he3itation the lad
answered: 'Twill b bedtime for hens
and fools. Your not a h?t tut 'twill
be your bedtime all the same.1 " Buf
falo Express. - "