i to SalisDury Truth PUBLISHED EVERT THUESDAT BY J. J. STEWART, Editor and Proprietor. , ! 7 - SALISBURY, N. C. i ' PRICK OF SUBSCRIPTION t ne Year........ ix Months Three Month. . . ... ...... ' Advertising: Rates reasonable. $1 50 i .... 1 00 . . . . 50 Contract, by, Entered in the Post-Office at Salisbury as second-class matter. Toronto, Canada, has sixty-eight miles of street railways and the city receives $18,000 a month, which is ten per cent. f the company V gross earnings. At certain hours of the morning and evening passengers can purchase eight tickets for twenty-five cents. v An elaborate fctone roadway has been unearthed in Illinois, and it has been suggested that it may have been built by 'the Aztecs before they were driven out f that region by the Indians. As ''it is largely composed of cobblestones, ob serves tbe Philadelphia Record, those municipalities which favor that style of road construction to-day have at least antiquity to fall back upon as an excuse for continuing the present system. The New York Post publishes a letter wpon the recent rain-making experiments in Texas from a writer for "whose truth fulness and good character it vouches," which presents rather a ludicrous picture of these experiments. He says that the alleged rain producers were the butt of every joker, that they were afraid to touch off their own bombs and other tain-compelling inventions, andthat they produced none of the results which have been sent over the country as having followed their explosions." A company in St. Louis is raising .mushrooms in an immense cellar, 12x90 feet, for the Western market. An in quirer who ventured into the subterra nean garden found an almost Egyptian darkness and a temperature of fifty to Sfty-two degrees Fahrenheit The com pany began operations in August last and has already sold 40,000 pounds of ihe succulent fungi. The season of field mushrooms lasts only six weeks, and the St. Louis growers propose to meet the demand for the remainder of the year. .'Everybody knows that Queen Marg nerita, of Italy, is beautiful, says the Argonaut. But the beauty of the Queen is a public affair a matter of State. When the doctors were consulted as to Her Majesty's surplus fat, they recom mended Alpine climbing. At first the Queen would not hear to it. But it was Eepresented to her that her beauty formed one of the strongholds of the royal family with the common people. So the Queen resigned herself to. hei fate, and devoted herself to Alpine climbing. ' 'It is a great mistake," says an archi tect in the New York Tribune, "to sup pose that men are becoming smaller physically. When I was in Europe, in Munich, we gave a grand ball and the city authorities decided to let the artists have the use of the mediseval armor stored in the museum there. There were only two suits of armor which could be worn by us. These were the suits of giants of belonged that time. The rest, which to the ordinary-sized, strong mediaeval soldiers, were too small for ai. -Would this not tend to show that we are larger than our ancestors were?'' - The achievements of T. P. O'Connor in producing within one week a compre hensive and well-written life of Parnell is, says Harper's Weekly, a noteworthy but by no means unexampled instance of fast literary work. - Goldsmith wrote his classic "Vicar of Wakefield" under even greater pressure, for an officer of the law stood at his elbow to expedite matters Marion Crawford's "Mr. Isaacs'' was the result of a month's work; and other authors, when the frenzy was on, have I ! a" 1 111 . exmoneu rcmancaDie Dusts ot speed in composition. Horace Greeley, for ex ample, wrote his "Printer" within thirty minutes. It was composed to be read at a Press Club benefit, and Mr. Greelev rose from bed at midnight to write it. airer rue poet chosen lor the occasion had shown himself, unequal to the task. The Indian exhibit in the World's Fair promises to be one of extraordinary interest. It may be said that the whole country is being laid under contribution. Among the agents charged with the work ef collecting materials is a party of eth nologists who are now exploring Indiana and Kentucky. They have recently ex cavated mounds on both sides of the Ohio River, and the discovery of many relics and curios has rewarded them. Among the things secured are hatchets, 'pipes, bears claws, porcelain and pearl ornaments, tablets covered with hiero glyphics, and the skulls and frames cf a race of giants. Arrow and spear heads of gray .flint were also found in great abundance at Plow Handle Point on the Ohio, a place which is a perfect reposi tory of Indian relics. It is saipl that some of the skulls unearthed had high and full frontal bones, indicating a su- perior order of intelligence in the men of whom they are the only remains. "Good roads are the best proof ot an intelligent Government," opines the Providence (R. I.) Journal. The Boston Transcript avers that less than twenty-five per cent, of the freight trade of the country is carried oh by vessels flying the "Stars and Stripes." England may yet have to go to war, suggests the Buffalo Express, in order to give her soldiers something to think of besides mutiny. That was the reason why Louis Napoleon's wars were fought. The discussion over the last words oi Mr. Parnell recalls to London Truth the story of the dying utterances of William Pitt. ; In his last moments Mr. Pitt said something unintelligible. Some one made it out to be "Save my country, heaven I" but the nurse said he simply asked for boiling water. It is said that the wealthy people oi Mexico are getting more and more into the habit of traveling in the United States rather than in Europe. Up to the time of the completion of the Mexican Central Railway Mexican travelers were much more familiar with, London than with New York or Chicago. . The streams flowing into Lake Cham-' plain on the Vermont side are to be stocked with salmon. United States Fish Commissioner McDonald intends to place some 20,000 fish from one to two years old in Otter, Lewis and Mallet Creeks and Brown's and the Winooski Rivers. In these secluded waters the salmon will find protection from vora cious fish of the pike and pickerel va riety until large enough to seek the deeps of Lake Champlain. The late Prince Wongsa, of Siam, looked more like a monster than a man. He was a mass of fat, having very little resemblance to a human being. He looked like an enormons toad, his over grown cheeks hanging in great rolls till thev were lost in the huge mountain of blubber which hid his shoulders, and as for his body, it measured three yards round. He possessed a merry, false and boastful disposition, and his meanness in money matters gave him among Europeans the name of the Siamese Fal- staff. C. G. Leland told the recent Folk Lore Congress in London that he had interviewed at -least a hundred old gypsy fortune-tellers, and had discov ered that they knew nothing whatever about the art of palmistry. He said they learned by long experience to be shrewd iudges of character, and that while pre- fn iv of aAa ,, i reality inspecting faces to find out the characteristics of people. Many a gypsy, he said, who has acquired fame as a for tune teller is merely a good reader of physiognomy. Let nobody think lightly of the itin erant apostle of bargains 'known collo quially as the festive drummer, urges the New Orleans Picayune. There are 250,- 000 of him. according to the latest re- ports, and during a twelve-month he maketh himself responsible for 300,000, 000 of the 400,000,000 tons annually shipped on American railroads He also maketh away daily with $1,750,000 of his employers' money, charging it to ex penses; or, in the nine months of his yearly activity, nearly $382,000,000. The drummer is emphatically a great institution, both as to deeds and power of telling them. In these days of close figuring and small profits nothing, maintains the Bos ton Transcript, is despised by the who seeks to acquire wealth. It appears that in Scotland there is a company which pays a certain amount yearly to a number of iron works for the privilege of collecting the smoke and gases from the blast furnaces. These are passed through several miles of wrought lr tubinc. and as the erases cool there is 0i - - deposited a considerable yield of oil, One plant is reported to yield 2a, 000 irftllons of furnace oil Der- week. The O i , sum paid for the privilege is such as to be prcfitable, it is said, to both parties. The oil thus obtained is distilled, and a considerable quantity of cresol, phenol and some other substances are procured from it, while the oil remaining is used as an enricher of eras for illuminating , purposes. In spite of the wonderful commercial and industrial progress of the United States, we are still to a large extent, says the Forum using- the same soft, dusty, muddy country roads that served for our remote ancestors. No organization has done more to remedy this jsurprisicg state of things than the League oi American Wheelmen; and it, Secretary, Mr. Isaac B. Potter, of JNew xorK, Has a word to say in the Forum about the evil and its cure. He considers that the cost to the farmer, of carting his produce over the "roughened streak of soil" that serves us for a highway, is no small fac tor in the existing agricultural depression, and points out that the cost of maintain ing proper public wagon roads x though great, is more than repaid to the com munity in the enhanced value of adjacent property alone. This position he sup ports by statistics. It is to be hoped, adds the magazine editor, that Mr. Potter and his co-workers will succeed in rous ing our rural communities to .the disgrace of a condition oi things which makes us the laughing-stock of European travelers in this country. WHEN WE SAT ON THE STOOP. Twilight's reflected glories Made the twinkling star look palet And the hush of the country's stillness, Was f ailing on hill and vale. The tree, -with ita dark, green branches, Seemed to spread a sheltering wing. When we sat on the stoop in the evening To hear the brown thrush sing. Tbe honeysuckle wafted its fragrance From its climb on the south porch door; And the sweet, rich scent of the new-mown hay ' Came afar from the high barn floor; , The moon was new, and shining In its quaint, half-circle ring, When wo sat on the stoop in the evening To hear the brown thrush sing. The light and shadows tremble The picture is fading slow Vanishing quiteinto dreamland The mystical long ago,' A wave of thy wand, good fairy, For the days when love was king; And we sat on the stoop In the evening , To hear the brown thrush sing! V Anna B. Lqwelf, in Boston Transcript. PRETTY GLADIS CURTIS. BY MEBAB MITCHELL. "i was thinking of a compliment to pay you, so I have done it." "Really! Well, you are one of those friends who grow pleasanter and pleas- anter till one " "p. m. That means I am to go; it wants just ten minutes to one." "As you like; but I did not sayp. h." And Gladis Curtis gave he head a proud little bend tt at . said "Good-morning" as plain as could be to'her compan ion, who stood leaning lazily against the railing oi tne piazza, watching her with his heart in his eyes, and a question on the tip of his tongue.1 "May J. come again at four?" "If you like. ,I shall not be here, I am going with Jack Hilton for a paddle in his new canoe ; but Miss H. W. C. Bacon, of Commonwealth avenue, Bos ton, Massachusetts, will grace this corner of the piazza at exactly a quarter past four. I heard her say sol" And Gladis prepared to answer a summons from her. mother, who sat in the cool shade of the hotel parlor, where the matrons and chanerons were wont to spend the mornings in select little circles, each with its own particular kind of fancy or charity work and topic oi conversation. Beverly Post escorted Gladis to the door, and there, with a smile and certain lift of the hat that showed him to be a New Yorker,he left her without a word. for his heart was in a tumult. What had he said or not said, and what could she mean by substituting Miss Bacon for her own dear self? Now he came to think about it, Gladis had not been at all like herself. What was " it? Was she tired or indifferent? Perhaps a little of both, and yet there had been times even that moraine when he felt certain that she cared for him. What was it all about? And, lover- like, he began blaming himself in the mo3t bewildering way for all sorts of iin- aginary faults his dress, his walk, his maDiutyto appreciate certain tninss or She had given him a little book to read: somebody's longings or con ditions; he could not remember the name. That was a week ago, and she was probably waiting for his opinion: and he had not looked at it, but had talked of stocks, elections and a bicycle trip his club had taken. What did she know or care about such things ? And yet she bad listened to him, and even pretended to be interested. He was one of New York s most promising young lawyers, and was taking a month s vacation before entering on the'great duties of life. A Handsome man witn darK eyes and hair, and a quick, responsive nature that was as honest and earnest in all its pur poses as men of Beverly Post's birth, education, and training are sure to be ; and although the fortunate posses3er of an independent income, he had not only chosed a profession, but thoroughly fitted himself to meet its requirements. He was just twenty-six when be first met "pretty Gladis Curtis," as every one called her; "and that was only three weeks ago" he was saying to himself as he ran up the steps of his hotel, "I will make a poor lawyer if I do not and here he hesitated, and blushing like a school-girl, "win this my first case." In the mean time Gladis was listening in an impatient sort oi way to ner mother's little lecture about always ap pearing with Mr. Post. "You know well enougn my dear, that I have decided to take vou abroad next seasDn, and you do not know what chances there are in store for you. Mr. Pogfc is very nice, but I have great hopes for you. We have been invited to visit Lady Mild ale, and Mrs. Whitney has been telling me aboutthem, and how royally they entertain." "Well, -mamma, I do not think you need worry about Mr. Post;, he is charmed-with Miss Bacon, from Boston; he told me himself that he admired the pose of her head, and the intellectual curve of her lips, and that she had read Blackstone from begining to end. And I asked him who the author of Black stone was, and he actually laughed at me, and said I had better ask Miss Bacon to lend me her copy. I was so provoked that I assured him I could provide myself with reading. Oh dearl this dress never does go on as it ought to. There's the lunch bell, and I am not nearly ready. Do go, mammal" After her mother had gone Gladis had a little cry. Then she rearranged the offending dress, and started down stair3, flptermined to be as unlike Miss Bacon as it was possible to be, which, in truth, would not be a difficult task. Gladis was an only child. Her father had died before she could remember bimr Her mother, who was rich, and of an old New York family, was one of the sure-to-be-theres of Bar Harbor. She had spent the entire season therefor many summers, and occupied the same suite of rooms in the "House by the Sea " as the hotel was known to the folks year after year, which fact she could prove bj the date on her veranda chair; for all permanent guests provided themselves with their own veranda chairs, and asserted their ownership by neat little cards bearing the owner's name, and of ten a date, as in Mrs. Cur tis's case, of old residenceship tied to the upper right-hand corner on the back of the chair. There was the judge's chair, the ad miral's chair, the doctor's chair and Mrs. Lewis Longworth Curtis's chair. The young people did not affect this never sat in the "big bears as Beverly irreverently named chairs." them: in fact, nothing so surely indi cated a stranger to Bar Harbor audits ways as taking possession of one of these chairs. ' Gladis had been given every oppor tunity that good schools and a well-filled purse could provide. She was barely nineteen, a very handsome girl, with bright winning ways that made her a favorite with every one. And although not a student as Miss Bacon was, she was bright and quick, and really knew and studied a great deal more than she admitted ; bet the well-dressed comforta ble out-of-door life of the place charmed her, and she had given herself over to walking, driving, tennis, dancing, ca noeing, as completely as it was possible, wondering at times if life could be any happier. But one day a little cloud sailed in, and with it came, first, Beverly Post, and then Miss Bacon. Now Gladis would not acknowledge that she was jealous, that was too mean a feeling, and yet she was, and she really had no cause for she had never seen Beverly speaking to Miss Bacon; he had only spoken of her, and if she had stopped to analyze her feelings as no doubt quiet little Miss Bacon would have done in her place Gladis would have been surprised to find that it was not of Miss Bacon personally she was jealous, but of Miss Bacon's accomplishments. For the little lady had been through col lege, understood perfectly five laneruases. had been' all overEUrope, written a prize essay on the inheritance of property, and, it was whispered, was reading law. A woman can forgive another for being badly dressed, but it is hard to forsrtve superior knowledge; and so it was that although Gladis could find all sorts of excuses for Miss Bacon's plain sensible dressing, she could not excuse her for having read Blackstone. She was fretted and unreasonable, and, like Beverly, felt her imperfections. It had taken some . time for her to ac knowledge that she cared for Beverly, and the fact'had not really come to her until his unfortunate remark concerning the Boston girl's cleverness; that was more than a week ago. At first it had the effect of making her a little thought ful ; then she had hunted up a package of books some one had sent her early in the season, and among which had been the book she had loaned to Beverly Besants "All Sorts and Conditions of Men." Yes, she had read it, but felt sure not as carefully as Miss Bacon would have done ; in fact, sne had hurried throngh with it so as to loan it to Beverly, with an idea of letting him see that she could appreciate a good book. He had taken it because she had asked him to read it, but had forgotten that he had it until that jmorning. Now he would read it. But some way the story dragged and he summed up his verdict long before it was time to appear at the club. Anyway, he would walk down to the hotel, and perhaps see Gladis, if only for a moment. He did not think of the time, or of what Gladis had told him of Miss Bacon, but took his seat i near the front entrance of the hotel office, r i 'i i ana waiteu. It was just ten minutes to four when jacK union, a jony captivating young man, drove up to the door in a hand some cart,and., running up the step3 and into the office with a bright and cheery nod to BeverlvJ sent his card up to Miss Curtis. ' Beverly kneWjk it was going to be a trying moment jbut. -he determined not to run away;? so he talked to Jack, ask ing him all sorts of fiolish questions. j3oin men watcnea tne stairway. - -"There she comes, ' came involun tarily from Jack's lips, in answer to Beverly's question if he knew Judge Dawson, and Jack went forward to meet the belle of the season. Gladis never looked ? lovelier, in a a dainty white serge 'costume, with tan colored cap, gloves and shoes. She was drawing on her gloves as she came toward them, and talking gayly to her mother. Perhaps she did not know that Miss Bacon was just behind her, in a plain Brown gown, her only bit of color being a soft pale blue "Liberty handker chief" knotted loosely about her shoul ders. Beverly never attempted to put himself forward, but stood up, bowing as Gladis passed him. Always before she had stood a moment and chatted with him, making some future engagement; but this time she had shown him at her first glance that she was going straight on. And she never had been so bewitch ing and gay ; and while paddling along Jack was beginning to think that such a companion would be delightful through life, and was half inclined to tell her so, when Gladis asked : "What time did you order the cart? I am tired. I know I must return." "But you promised me the whole afternoon, and it wants a good half-hour to sunset. Do let us paddle around that yacht before going in." "No. You will excuse me. I want to return." And Gladis sent the canoe forward with such strong, swift strokes thaff there could be no mistaking her in tentions. The trip home was rather a quiet one, and it would have been hard for either man to have understood Gladis's thoughts. She knew in hen heart that Beverly was not talking to Miss Bacon, and yet she accused him of it, and so determined to prove herself right by returning at once. . When they reached ' the hotel, the piazzas were crowded, and life was at full speedy everywhere, so that she could not help being influenced; and then, too, Beverly; might be watching her from the club windows, and she certain ly was not going to let him see her even appearing tired. There sat Miss Bacon, surrounded by a lot of children, to whom she was reading 4 'Alice in Wonderland," but Beverly was nowhere- to be seen. After wandering about a bit she went to her room, and on her dressing table lay the book she had loaned Beverly, with a few sprays of golden rod. - "I did behave ; shamefully," she thought; "and I will tell him so to night." Then she pinned his flowers, the flowers he loved best--the golden- rod in her belt and hair, and promised herself a .happy evening. But how little we know of the hidden powers that are constantly either working for or against us I Gladis was barely out of sight that afternoon when a telegram was put into Beverlv's hand, and he. in the rush of sudden departure, had only time to leave the book and golden-rod while taking a polite farewell of Mrs. Curtis, who was just starting for an evening en- fad. and tertainment; 8o that Gladis did not know of his going, and was not only ySzzled but anxious at his non-appearance, for she knew now that she loved Beverly, and had made up her mind to be good to him in spite of everything; so, dressed in her loveliest evening costume and wearing his flowers, she watched for him as she never had before, playing the role of bewitcher to perfection, and capti vating every one with her bright smile and witty sayings. i . The next day was one of Mount Desert's gloomiest days, and well suited Gladis's feelings. She pleaded headache, and kept her room until sheer weariness of answering inquiries concerning her health and receiving flowers and bonbons made her resolve to face her friends. Wise grandmothers and matrons shook their heads when they saw her pale face and tired look, declaring that such a gay life was too much for a first season. Perhaps, no one but little Miss Bacon guessed the true cause of Gladis's head ache. : She had . been from . the first a great admirer of Miss Curtis, and had watched the friendship between Beverly and Gladn grow and ripen into love. She had unintentionally been a witness of their meeting ,the day before, and divined there had been a misunderstand ing, but she had also seen the great love in Beverly's eyes, and felt sure that he would come back. Miss Bacon was. one of those loyal girls who never made gossip, especially of other people's sor row, and therefore she. kept her own counsel concerning the two, but watched as faithfully as Gladis did the train and boat, feeling sure he would come. One never knows how it all happens, and yet it always will be so as long as the world lasts, and ic is safe to say and good to believe that every one ha3 at least once in his or her life been willing to give up everything to some other will for love's sweet sake. ' So thought and felt Gladis as she sat all alone in a shady nook on the piazza, just one week after Beverly had left her, and she longed so to see his bright hand some face that it seemed as though he must come. - It was the first time she had not watched for him, always standing a little behind those who were sure of arrivals, but this afternoon she had been so busy thinking, instead of watching, that she did not hear the bustle and confusion at tending the coming of new guests,cr the return of old ones. But Miss Bacon was there, and a glad little cry escaped her as she saw Beverly Post hurry up the steps, and with him her brother. "Why, Larry dear, this is a great pleas ure!" " C "Yes; I knew you would be glad. I was thinking of coming later on, but Bev here persuaded me to come now. Oh, excuse me, Harriet, this is my dear old classmate Beverly Post, and this is my clever little sister, Beverly." It is needless to say that they were de lighted to know each other, but Beverly could scarcely wait before asking : "Do you know if Mrs. Curtis is still here?" "I know where Miss Curtis is. Shall I take you to her?" asked Miss Bacon, with a mischievous smile playing about the sweet mouth that had been accused of having lips with an intellectual curve Beverly answered with a happy little nod, and the next moment was holding both of Gladis's hands, and saying "I could not stay away, Gladis, 1 could not; life is not worth living with Out you," ' " " ; "But but Oh, I am so glad to 8&s you,1 Beverly'L - By far the prettiest wedding of the season was that of Mr. Beverly Post and Miss Gladis Curtis. The church was profusely decorated with golden-rod, and golden-rod only ; even the bride's bou quet was of golden-rod, and was the only bouquet earned. Harper s Bazar. Most Magnificent of Tombs. When the wife of the Emperor Shah Jehan was on her death-bed, her hus band, known throughout India as one who had loved his wife with affection akin to idolatry, promised to rear to her memory a tomb which for magnificence would out-do anything known in the history of the world. No sooner had the remains of his loved partner been deposited in a temporary sarcophagus of white marble than Jehan set about carrying out his purpose. He gathered the architects and builders of all' known countries and conferred with them as to what would be the most costly and extravagant design. The result of their deliberations is the famous Taj. Mahal, mausoleum which causrd a whole empire to pay trioute ana employed 20,000 workmen for seventeen years Its beauty . is sucn as to discourage an attempt at description. It stands on the banks of the Jumna Kiver, one of ; the - . ... largest feeders of the Ganges, in India. It is' about a mile below the fort of Agra, and is approached through an avenue of lofty cypress trees, the tomb being at the end, nearly the third of a mile from the eratewav of the green avenue. The tomb itself i3 of dazzling whiteness, standing on a double terrace, the first ing of sandstone, about twenty feet high and 1000 feet broad. At each end of this sandstone terrace there is. a miniature mo3uue. built of dark red. stones: the doorways facing each other The second terrace is only fifteen feet souare. On each corner of this 300- f oot terrace pure white marbleanarets, each 140 feet in height, have been erected, the "Taj,"i or tomb being in the centre, every stone of the extenor being of marble, fine in texture and Without a flaw. The Taj is what one could hardly call an octagonal structure, neither is it square, the corners be truncated so as to give it the appear ance of being eight-sided, : the whole surmounted bv a dome 200 feet high. It is not the massiveness of this structure which has made it famous in the annals of India, but its graceful airiness, which combines both solidity and beauty. In speaking of it Bishop Heber has truly said: "They built like Titans and finished like jewelers." The dome and sides of the tomb are inlaid with agate, sapphire, jasper and. other precious stones, all wrought into flowers, wreaths and vines of exquisite loveliness. In the centre of the edifice, directly under that magnificent dome, are two sarco phagi containing the remains of the Em peror and his loved wife, and above them the inscription; "To the Memory of an Undying Love." St. Louis liepub lic ... - - The largest private steamer afloat be longs to Count Stagadoff, a Russian yachtman. It is called the Zaira, and has a tonnage of 1012. JACK'S DUTIES. LIFK , OP A SAIIiOR OX UNUU1S SAM'S CUUISERS. Xhe Routine Day Always Begins at 5 O'clocfc in the Morning and. Lasts Until 9 O'clocfc ia the Evening. , Naval life is like almost any other life in tnat it is a mixture oi uaru wun uu ... r jA l n 1 pleasure. It does not consist in merely steaming - from harbor to harbor, and as soon as tne ancnor is uroppeu ui ureas ins; up and going ashore on pleasure , . .. j i e J hnt. Take the routine observed for one day - on board a cruiser and see what Jack has in the way of duties and what pleasure he finds on shipboard. ine uay uegioa ai u u uuu&, "reveille" is sounded, and the boats wain's mate passes the word, "Up al hammocks." The bedding is lashed up and stowed in the netting, and early coffei is served. ' Those who have been on watch during the night can now go be low and sleep until 7 o'clock, wher every one must turn out. After coffee a short time is allowed for smoking. At three bells 5:30 -"turn to" is announced in the same gruff voice ol the boatswain's mate, and the morning work begins. Water from the steam pumps i3 turned on and, armed with hickory broom and noly-stone, jacK bends his, back and scrubs the deck until it it is as white as can be. Then with sand he tackles the ladders and grat ings and removes from them every par ticle of dirt. No matter whether thev were clean before, they must be scrubbed again. It is part of the routine. After an hour of hard work the order i a Al J ! is given to wasn aown ana me . uec&s are flooded with water "from the pumps and' every particle of sand washed off. Then with "squilgees" the decks are dried. During the morning the quarter- gunners are cleaning up tneir guns auu washing off the paint work of the shields. Those working-below are cleaning their stations. When this is all finished to the satisfaction of the officers, the men can wash and clean up for breakfast. . This meal: ' usually comes at . 7 :ou (seven bells) and is a light one. Jack then hurries to get a smoke before "turn to" is again called. At 8:15 "bright work" is sounded and all brass work or unpainted steel mu3t be polished until it shines like a mirror. Sick call is sounded at 8:30 and the surgeon and his helpers are ready to serve out medi cine or to prescribe for those who are ill. Many clever, dodges are worked on tne doctors by some ' of the men in order to get on the sick list and De excu-ea from all work. - 1- By nine o'clock, when word is passed to clear up deck ior quarters, tne snip is clean and everything polished and in its place. The men have shifted into the regular uniform of the day. Morn ing quarters is the great event of the forenoon and every man not excused must be present with his division, look ing neat and clean, with clothes brushed, boots blacked and all arms and accoutre ments in satisfactory condition. Each division is inspected by its senior officer who then reports to the executive officer on the quarter deck. The men are mus tered to see whether all are present, and if any absentees are' reported they are placed on the j, "report" and will be obliged to explain to the satisfaction of the commanding officer. After Quarters comes drill, one division at infantry tactics with belts and rifles, -mother at 8ingletAc:sr-ctlBsseUilL. and others as companies , of artillery. The work continues lor about an hour, then "retreat" is sounded and the men are marched to their stations and dis missed. " ; ' "Mess gear", precedes the call for din ner by ten minutes, and the cooks on the berth deck lower their swinging tables, set the benches in position and put their dishes and5' victuals in readi- ness for tne men wno, at tne nrst spuna of the boatswain's whistle, come troop ing down the ladders a3 hungry as onlj sailors can be after a morning of hard work and drill. t More smoking follows the dinner, and until 1 o'clock beer is served out by thi master-at-arms. . Bumboat women art also on board to sell their wares, which consist of pies, tobacco, thread, writing paper and envelopes, combs and nearly everything else that a sailorman needs. At 1 o'clock smoking is stopped and what work there is to be done begins. Afternoon duties are not usually very hard, there being little besides hauling up boats oj overhauling the "anchoi chains or some such work, during which there are many breathing spells. Some times there are drills in the afternoon oi boats are called away. On Saturday and Sunday smoking U allowed from dinner time until quarters in the evening and again after that until bedtime, and nothing but absolutely necessary work is done. During Jack'f leisure moments he manages to mend all his clothes, and he finds time for manj games of checkers or "doocey-acy." Supper is served at about 5:30, and after it, except during quarters, smok ing is allowed. Quarters last only a few minutes, the men being mustered and dismissed. Then all boats which have been in use during . the day are hauled up and, secured to their davits. On a flagship the evening is very pleasant, for the admiral's band, grouped under portable electric lights on the quarter deck,-furnish good music. The senior officers are at dinner and the sweet strains float down to them through the open skylight. The men are the more enthusiastic admirers of the bands men's art, and up and down the gang ways sailors (Lancing with one another enjoy it to the utmost. ' Those hot danc ing gather clcscly around the musicians and gravely criticise the different selec tions. .-' 'v;- "'-"V j.i'K--'- .Jr Italian music is at. a discount, but let "Maggie Murphy's Home" be rendered and cheers will be heard from forward, attesting the popularity of what the sailonnen often call "American music, something what we know." The bind finishes its programme, responds to sev eral encores, and finally turns off the lights, packs up the music stands and goes below. ' Jack has an hour or two yet in which to smoke, talk of days when he was in the merchant service or on some distant station, 'grumble a little at liberty being stopped and find fault with the caterer of his mess. - At 9 o'clock tattoo is sounded and the r anchor watch for the night mustered. Then the bugles sound "Good . night," the boatswain's whistle "pipe down," and everything becomes quiet. Only those on duty for the night remain on deck. The day is done. yew York Be-eorder. BACK HOHK Back . home once more. Lord, 'ain't I gladf The city alius makes me mad, With its unpityin' rush and roar. With luck aye beck'nin' us before, With hard times cjosln' up behind, Till one don't scarcely know his mind ; Cept that he's weary, weak, and sick Of such an everlastin' kick. Back home, a savin' to myself, "Old boy you're out of the raea for help; Right hereby gosh 1-you'll just set down, And wait for fortune's smile or frown, .Believin' happiness will come As quick to you, through patience dumb. As when you fret, both day and night For things you never get to, quite," Back home, where nothing seems to change, 'Cept when the cattle have the mange, Or when the weevil smuts the grain, Or the weather runs to rain; Yet even bad hick creeps easy here. Old friends remain, old face3 cheer Betide what will, in this we're blest, We alius can sit down and rest. Back home again to dream and play. You bet your life I'm goin' to stay I Like a tired child so glad to be Once more upon its mother's knee. I heave a sigh of huge content. And laugh o'er my follies spent, Knowin' whate'er be sent by fate In the long run it pays to wait Browne Perriman, in Yankee Blade PITH AND POLNT. Piece and plenty Half the pie. The lady of lions. Mrs. Tufthunter. Dry reading Reports of rain-making experiments. Puck. Always" looking at the bright side The tinsmith;. Life. Disposed of at less than cost. The ' wisdom of experience. Love is blind; but matrimony is a great oculist. Texas Sif tings. "Laid up for a rainy day" The man who has rheumatism. Puck. The man who grapples with a situa tion has a stronger grip than the man out of a job. Puck. A man never knows how large the world is until he tries to travel on his f ame. Atchison Globe. Somehow the girl who learns to ride a bicycle doesn't seem to get on welLat first. Detroit Free Press. One of the most fascinating of occupa tions is watching other people work ; but only a foreman can make it pay. Puck.' There's a, . vast difference between wreckless railroading and reckless rail roading, thanks to our handy language: Albany Sun. "How is it you have remained a bach elor all your life, Mr. Tupton?" "Oh, I was born so," returned Tupton." Harper's Bazar. Binnick "Do you think it is possible that some men weep for joy at times?" Cynic "Yes, when the joy is someone else's.' New York Herald. Mrs. Wickwire "Yet, when you fell in love with me Mr. Wickwire 'I'didn't fall in. I was dragged in." Indianapolis Journal. "Money is trouble," sighed old Banker. 4 'No, it isn't either 1" exclaimed young Banker: lYou can easily borrow trouble." Baltimore American. He "Why, are railroads like snobs?' She "Because they brag of their stock?" He No; because they advertise their LOnaectiftna-." Harvard Lampoon. The moral quality of things is en- , tirely a personal matter. He who laughs at the miseries of others is a brute ; if he laughs at his own he's a. hero. Puck. His head was fnll of emptiness. His neck was fnll of collars, The girls were full of praise, because His paw was full of dollars. ' Detroit Free Press. He (deeply in love but proud as Luci fer) "Do you love me?" She "No." He "Well, I landed you did, you know, and I wanted to tell you I'm al ready engaged." Manhattan. Watts " Wickwire seems to have an ideal home." Potts "Doesn't he, though? He stays down town until mid night bragging about it five or six days out of the week." Indianapolis Journal. 'Yes," said the young doctor, proudly, ' "though I do have to stand like Pa tience on a monument waiting for cus tomers, I always manage finally to stand the monument on the patients." New York Sun. "Now, cabby, do be careful how you drive;, I am very nervous you know.'" "Don't you be afeard, sir. Til be ke'sr ful. An' which 'orspital would you wish to be taken to in case of a haccident?" Boston Globe. . She "I am so fond of, antique furni ture 1 Aren't you?" He "Very 1 1 have have a hair in my room that is so old I never sit in it, but always sit in another chair, so that I may admire it at its best." Lowell Citizen. "I understand, Mr. Amateur Plu vius, that your rainmaking exhibitions have failed." "A mistake, sir; they have simply, like many other exhibi tions, been postponed on account of the weather."- Baltimore American. "I cannot understand why you should claim that Madge Flyppe is" such an art less creature. She strikes me as rather knowing." "That's just it. She is not knowing enough to conceal what she knows.' Indianapolis Journal. Mrs. Dogood (to her stableman) "Wouldn't you like a little cold lob3ter, Pat?" Patrick O'Gorman "Not any, mum, thankee; no spalpeen that starts outgrane and turns red the minute he gets into hot wather for yours thruly."- New York Herald. Bunting One of Larkin's sons was accidentally shot in the lumber region yesterday." MrsrBunting "It seems to me that the Larkin boys are pretty well scattered. It was only last week that one of them was badly hurt in the oil regions." Greenburg Sparks. Lljrhtninj Proof Ships. A German commission reports that no case of damage by lightning to a ship with wire rigging has been reported, ex cept in a few instances where continuous connection had not been made with the hull. With iron-or steel hulls and wire rope rigging, the whole ship forms an excellent conductor to lead the electric disc:i7; safely J the ocean. This fact explains why it is that ships at sea suffer much less frequently from lightning now than in the days of wooden . vessels. Trenton N. J.) American. One Birmingham (England) show makes 10,000,000 pins daily. . i V 1 - F,' 1 L: