Tie Salisbury M. PUBLISHED EVERT THTJHSDaT BY .J. STEWART, Editor and Proprietor- SALISBURY, N. C. 1 PRICE OF SUBSCRIPTION. ne Yeur $1 50 ix Month .. 1 00 Three Months 50 Advertising Rates by Contract. reasonable. Kr.tered in tb" Post-Office at Salisbury s second -r I. is nvitter. As nn ia-tanceof now was.e mat-cm1 are now utilized, the products of com bustion fron iron furnaces arc made to yield sulphate of ammonia to tht amount of about 600'J tons a year beaide3 a quan tity of tar. The Philadelphia Ledger, speaking of Biaine. says : "He has received two offers recently from publishers for a new work on American history, covering such epochs in politics as he may choose to write about." The increase of the caaoe fad has kept pace with the growth of the bicycle habit. There are now, estimate the New York Sun, 20,000 canoeists in the waters of the country where twenty years ago there were probably not twenty. . An apparatus to prevent a deid fowl from flying has been patented by a San Francisco lady. It is a clamp which se cures the fowl to the dish, while you are trying to carve it. Inexperienced car vers occasionally find it difficult to keep the dead bird from flying int: a neigh bcr'a lap. The New York Mail and Express maintains that Europe knows uo such tremendous oss of life among railroad men as this country tolerates. Sc frightful has been the mortality in this country a war killing annually so many men would be regarded as a great calamity that public seutimeat finally demands that the slaughter cease. During tne first six months of thif year twenty-eight railway companies, with 10,362 miles of track and an in debtedness in bonds and stocks of $377, 800,000, were sold out for reorganization or placed ia the hands of receivers foi the benefit of creditors. "This would indicate," remarks the Boston Tran script, "that the railroad business has not been very satisfactory or prosperous in the United States in 1S92." John Burns, member of the British Parliament, is bound to cut a great Sgure in Parliament, to which he has been elected as a representative of labor. year, and he will not take a penny more. This income of his is made up from in dividual subscriptions of two cents, willingly contributed by those on behalf of whom he toils, lie fixed the amount himself, it being the equivalent ot his yearly earnings before he became an agitator. Says the Detroit Free Press : Social ism gives evidence of increasing" in France a well as in Germany. The So cialists have carried five lare cities, in cluding Marseille) aad Toulouse, and propose wheiever they can, to put in force their programme, "first, the Com mune and then the" State." They want free medical treatment, free legal advice, free food for laborers in search of work wd an efcjh: hour day with minimum wages fixel by law. When the taxpayer comes to donating for all these purposes, he too will be strongly inclined to insist on having ui place upon the free list. The gypy moth furnishes an instance of the necessity that some legal restric tions should be placed upon the importa tion of injurious insects and animals fox the purples of science or for mere folly. An entomologist brought a few of these moths fro.n Germany to test their valu for making silk. He permitted some to escape, and it has cost the State of Massa chusetts over a hundred thousand dol lars already to keep the destructive pests within their present boundary of . 200 square miles, over which they have spread and damaged fruit and shade trees and threatened the entire destruc tion of theui. And now, adds the New York Times, it is a question if the moth may not spread all over the country and become a permanent pest, costing the farmers many millions of dollars. When we say a girl is homely we mean that she' is the reverse of beautiful, un mistakably plain, aud sometimes pain fully so. In England, however, observes the Argonaut, the term is, in a measure, complimentary. The homely girl is the one endownei with all domestic virtues She is one that a man would desire for a wife. A quiet little creature, delight ing in the control of servants, the in tricacies of household marketing, and the mild dissipations belonging to a quiet neighborhood. She is a home body in every sense of the word ; one of fhfnn fni litfrlA urnmon with ant' lump cneess, smooin nair, ana rounaec jiunes, iu&i a man always imagines as itlines, that a g opposite 1 er a bit of Mit. Uv 1 him at the table or bend- sewing in the mellow we want to tell a Briton is not good-looking, we must at she is homely, but plain ot rl Agricultural implements are now being manufactured extensively in Buenos Ayres, Argentine Republic. The most expensive Legislature in the world is that of France, which costs an .nually $3,600,000. The Italian Parlia ment costs $430,000 a year. While, according to European and American returns, the number of women always exceeds that of men, the reverse is the case in Japan, where for every 100 men there are only 77.92 women. , An English naval officer has noticed that barbed wire has played the part of a peace maker in Uruguay. It has tended to suppress revolutions by ma':ng it dif ficult to march troops across the country wk ere it is used for fencing. There are nearly 200,0J0 mile3 of rail muses the Atlanta Constitution, "the timo is easily within the memory of middle asred men when the total railway mileage of the country was less than 10,000." The sagging and cracking of buildings In Chicago is attributed, by the Boston Transcript, to the fact that the thickly built part ot the city is cut by a deep slough running for several miles trans versely across the division and just cov ered bv a shell of new soi'. The Jersey Bulletin says: "The dairy interests of New York State are esti mated at 330,000,000 and the cows at 751,000,000.. The exports of dairy products from New York City are re ported less year than the last, ending May 1, by 7,000,000 pounds of butter and 8,003,000 pounds of cheese." It is said that the proper boundary line between Idaho and Washington is about thirty miles' farther west than has been supposed. Should this be corrected, says the San Francisco Chronicle, it would remove the city of Spokane and t thickly settled part of the State Iron: Washington to Idaho, and incidentally make Congressman Wilson a citizen ol the latter State. . A writer in the Boston Tmnscript proves that it does not pay to be very rich, and fortifies his arguments with the confessions and opinions of Chauncey M. Depew; Cyrus W. Field and Russell Sage, and the experiences of Elizabeth Thompson, Peter Cooper, W. H. Van derbilt and others. It does not pay. "The thing is demonstrated," comments the New Orleans Picayune, "and ol course the average American will now look about for something else to do be sides getting rich." Why do not girls who spend their time sighing for a career learn their' -father's business? wonders the Boston N. J., a few years ago- leaving a manu facturing business that paid 6000 i year, but not one of his large family ol daughters wa3 able to conduct it, and therefore it passed to strangers, while the family went into comparative poverty. When a real estate man died in Jersey City not long ago his daughter announced her intention of carrying on the business; she had assisted her invalid father in his oflice and had become so familiar with the business that she is cow conducting it successfully. Gardeu and Forest pleads for the reser vation of a Southern forest tract as a public park, and it thinks Roan Mount ain, on the boundary line of North Carolina and Tennessee, the ideal tract tor the purpose. Among the trees to be found on its slopes are varieties of the magnolia, ash, oak, mapie, linden, birch, pine, spruce, chestnut, wild cherry, tulip tree, walnut, hickory and the hemlock. Many of these attain a great height and girth, particularly the ash, the hickory and the hemlock. Among the loftiest of the trees is the enowdrop, or halesia, which is free of. branches for one hundred feet from the ground. The work of destruction among the forests of the South is going on at an alarming rate. A correspondent says that in the Doe River Valley, which runs into the flank of the K an Mountain, no fewer than twenty sawmills are in con stant operation, and the stumps of mon- archs of the forest are tp be seen on every hand. - The plague of mice which has been using such widespread disaster in Scotland of late continues and increases, and a special commission of the Depart ment of Agriculture is now at work taking evidence in the matter with a view to devising some effective remedy. Some interesting points have been brought out during the progress of the commission. Quite a number of farmers ' attributed the plague of mice to the killing of f he birds of prey and weasels by the gentlemen owners shooting over the estates, and by the keepers whe killed the weasels because the weasels destroyed the came. One man said the keepers had killed a hundred weasels on his farm and the adjoining estate. The mice had increased and destroyed the pastures, and he had lost $5000 on sheep in consequence. His family had lived on the farm for three centuries. An other man said that for the same reason his crop of lambs this year numbered but 333 against an average of bOO or 700. The situation is very serious, and. nothing the farmers have been able to do so far tas lessened the scourge. . TIME AND LOVE. Sly old Time took little Cupid. ' Tied a fcerchief o'er his eyes; Turned him round, exclaiming, "Stupid Tell me where your true lore Kes." Long as moons shall shine above. Tune will play his tricks on Love. Curdd, of his power reminded. Showed old Time what he could do; And, that though his eyes were blinded, Yet his heart would guide him true. IrfHig as eons the heavens shall cUaib. Love will foil the tricks of Time. Robert Brown, Jr. MAE rs SOLDIER. W E eight N T Y -or nine aero, dur- years in the latter part of the war, I was sta tioned in New York, detailed as Inspector General to raise a bri gade. I had been successful, and my camp of instructio contained fair m lenai. it was & Jew miles distant Jersey soil. une aiternoon. wane I was renting m my quarters after the latigueof a hot day, an orderly brought me the un pleasant tidings that my camp was in an uproar. The men refused to obey or ders, and open violence impended. The pay was in arrears through gome red tape delay. The men were poor and their families were suffering. Idxessedjnysell ! carefully in full un iform, hastenednover theierry and soon reached the high board fence which en circled the encampment. !'; From within came a confused rumble like the portend of a storm. I approached the wicket. It was locked. I peered through , the lat tice. There was she senfry, sure enough; but with what atdifference! His musket leaned against a fc&st. He 9 f r suiieniy slouched upaua fan wihMd at the 'very tXtoo, when: tl bands in pockets, ino wise Biding my & been .a' revolt iMfe-TTSmpand presence. 1 would trice to hare shot that man, but I was bound and braced with self-control. -' 4 'Attention I" I commanded sharply. The man stared, then straightened, seized his musket, presented, and stood as a soldier. "Open that gate!" He obeyed at ODce, and I passed through and marched quickly forward. All over the field were knot9 of men, shouting, gesticulating, fiercely ha ranguing. Here and there -vrere a few officers arguing and pleading in rain. The majority, however, sat dejected within their tents. It was a most dis tressing sight for a true soldier. ' I approached the first group of about 200 frenzied men. A captain was just leaving them, pursued by taunts and jeers. He was an insignificant man, with a repulsive face;' naturally pom pous in bearing, but now thoroughly cowed. Yet as he saw me he assumed a ceitam uneasy bravado. j j "Captain JohnsOn, at your service, sir," he answered, as he salated. "What does this mean?" Tasked. rhey are fiends incarnate. General," he exclaimed, as he glanced over his shoulder. "They will murder us all and ravage the town. Oa, wnat shall you do?" ' "I shall form the men." "Impossible. Why, that's just what. "Silence,' sir." ' ' As I reached the mob I noticed one face alone which expressed respect or sympathy. All others bore a look of malevolence. A yoUiig soldier, well set up and scrupulously neat, seemed to be attempting to dissuade his comrades from some mad project. He was a fine- looking fellow, witn a long, light mus tache and bright, blue eyes', from which, as 1 say, I caught a flash of admiration. I drew my stford and stood upright and motioniess before the men. "Attention, men! Fall in!" I com- manded. There was a hesitation, a momentary huddling together, and then they ar rayed themselves. "Present arms! Carry arms! Order arms! Parade rest!" I ordered, and they obeyed. Behind me stood a knot of wondering officers. "How do you dare?" I began. Then arose a growl from the ranks. vVe want our right. We'll get them, too. We demand our pay. We won't stand such treatment. Our wives, our children are ; "Sileuce!" I warned them. "Not another word. .If you have grievances, if you have complaints, send them through the proper channel and they shall be heard and v allayed, I promise you. Men, I'm ashanrsd of you. t While your comrades are in the held lac? privation and danger and death lor the slorv of that old Has which you have only just sworn to defend, you, for a trifling delay which the throes of our Government should excuse, dare to mur mur and revolt. Out upon such soldiers ! Do you know what you risk? Do you appreciate that I have but to step to that telegraph and the regulars will surtouna I you and rake jour camp with an enfilad ing fire? Do you long to serve your country at Dry Tortugas? Have a care, or there you shall be sent, weighed with the contempt of all loyal men. Oflacers, to your posts ! There will be a review presently." v "Three cheers for the. General!" shouted the clear voice of tae blue eyed recruit as I turned awsy, iland they were given with a will. So I went through that camp, speak in as I never had 6poken. Inwardly overwrought with excitement, but out wardly the cold, distant personification of discipline. Within two hours I had that brigade formed in a hollow square, and from itsrcentre I renewed my tar eats and my promises. They were elective. Reason returned to the men, and with it came shame. What had looked like a dangerous outbreak was quelled by moral force. As I left the parade I met Captain Johnson. "By-the-way, Captain" I asked, "who is that bright-looking young soldier of yours who seemed to be resisting the madness of the men?" The Captain scowled quite unnecessarily. 'That's Thomas Browne, lie an- rwered moodilv. "He doesn't amount to much." I rr certain you don't, I reflected as I returned to the city, A month passed, by. Discipline had done its cerfect work. Tne mob naa be come a -well-drilled brigade. The meu had received their arrears, and were eager to wipe oat disgrace and to achieve renown in action. The order for their advance was expected daily. I sat in my quarters in this city, alone and idle, for my duty had been fulfilled, and I was about to eport at Washington. The door opened, and a tall, slender young woman, neatly dressed, stood before me. Her face ' was pallid; her black eyes shone intensely. large "Oh. sir," she exclaimed, "save my soldier 1 He said that yon might." and she sank in a chair by my side weeping and moaning and wringing her fragile hands in a manner most pitiable to be hold. "But, my. dear madam," I expostula ted sternly, "this won't do at all. If you wish my aid you mist be calm and sen sible. Tell me who you are, who your soldier is, and what you want. My severity succeeded as I intended it should. She was a stout-hearted little thing, and she gulped down her sobs, and in a moment sat upright and tran- 1 oeg your pardon, she'said gently, and I felt like a brute.. "Mys name is Mary Graeme, and and I'm engaged to Thomas Browne. He's my soldier, you know; and he's in the camp over in New Jersey." v( "Thomas Browne!" Oh! I remem bered. " Yes, my dear, I replied. A fine looking young fellow, with bright, blue eyes, I think." "Oh, such bonny eyes, so tender, so true! And they speak his nature, be lieve me. I know him so well; we were little children together. He has been placed under arrest, sir, and is to be tried before the, court-martial now in session." "For what offense?" "He was a sentry, sir, and was found asleep on his post." Phew ! Here was a pretty mess in deed for the young recruit. "My dear child, I responded gravely, this is a most serious matter. Asleep on his post of duty in the face of the en emy! Why, itXSy cost him his life! there mp ana tfly court feels the necessity of a stern ex ample." As I spoke the poor child wavered like a rare pale lily in a storm. But she remembered my warning, though her eyes streamed and her hands strained in their grasp. "On, sir, but he isn't guilty, the poor boy. Think how tired he was. Up the whole night; ordered on duty again the moment he was relieved. It was in human. No .wonder he dozed without knowing it." - "But" "Oh, sir, I know what you would say: It couldn't be. But it wa3. The Orderly Sergeant has always hated him. On the day before he had ordered Tom excuse me, sir, Thomas when He was otf duty to clean the equipments of an other soldier, which Thomas refused to do." "He was perfectly right ihere.'1 "So Thomas says. Besides he was expecting to see me. But that night when he came oS. his post, oh, so tired, the Sergeant ordered nim right on again to take the place of the soldier wnose arms he wouldn't clean." "If this is so, no court will punish him for falling asleep." "I'm so delighted. That's what Thom as said he knew you would say. But he didn't mean to oh. no. indeed. He's so here a blush deepened through poor Mary's cheeks. "He shall have the chance, never fear. Bat why didn't you go to his Captain? Doe3 be know these facts?'' Again Mary blushed and far less tran siently. Her fingers picked her dres3 uneasily. , "Captain Johnson," she faltered. "He doesn't like Tom; he helikes me." "Oh ho." Here, wa a little drama. I recalled the Captain's repulsive face and sullen ways, and I recognized the viilain's part, j "Besides." si 'Besides," she continued, "the Or- derly is his brother-in-law." "And he tells far different story, I suspect. "Indeed, yes; there is no hope for Thomas from efitlerjof them." "Well, my detr.jsave your tears and keep a stout aeirt. I like your soldier, and I $le Vou. I believe the story and you sjdl lave my aid. But be cautious and se :ret. The court is now in session, pu iay?" "Yss, sir; alThis week. But Thom as's case was orfl re; ched this afternoon just before ad jjrnnient." "Then I rauiiict once. Good-bye now; you mayfly o i me." And with a God bless yo wb :h it seems a3 if I could feel evenfow, the girl withdrew. Yet witha&udja ihspjratijn I calle attefner. "waat is the name ohea61- ler whose place Thomas took?" "Joseph Brant." Here surely was a difficult situation. The Sergeant hostile, the Captain vin dictive, what hepe gleamed for Mary's soldier? Yet I followed the inspiration. The proof, if I only could get the proof! It existed, unless cunning had destroyed it. Again I arrayed myself in full fi. Again I hastened over the ferry to the camp. I sought the Sergeant's tent and I found him within and alone. "Too stupid to be provident, was my mental glance. "Sergeant, your detail book, at once" I commanded. The man stare i and gaped, and then handed it to me without a word. I went to a retired spot. 1 turned the pages with trembling fingers. Ah, fate had favored me. There was thel record for the niffht ia question, and1 among the reliefs I didn't find the na n f Thomas Browne, but I did. find tnat of. Joseph Brant. en I visited the Judge Aa vacate, a frid Vof mine, a fine felloy, now a Sui? XJourt Judge of this ?tate. it sort'of a m is Captaia John- sot I asKea. ( ily riend shrugged iiis broad shoul der "Hum!" he replied. "With all there is back of him he ought to get the single star in six months." "Influence, hy?" "Great. But why do you ask!" You needn't go any further, old fel low ; your scruples reveal more than they conceal. But to change the subject. I am sroins to Dut a hypothetical case to you, and I want you to tell me just how you would act regarding it." And I de tailed the facts of Mary's soldier's troubles, using, of course, assumed names. . The Judge Advocate deliberated. 'A dicult and delicate cutter," be said. "The man is innocent, but he would be condemned. Hie sentence would be commuted on review; still- his careei would be ruined. I think I should dc this: I should lay these inside facts con fidentially before the President of the court. Then, if he approved, at the next session I should announce that the main witness, the Officer of the Day, was ab sent and he would be, too. And in view of the stress of other business, and ot grave doubts of the defendant's cul pability, I should ask that the case be dismissed." 'You would surely do this?'' "Certainly It would be the quickest and most prudent way out of a nasty rush." "Then listen, old fellow." And I ex plained my parable to him. "Andhere'i the proof," I said, in conclusion, and I sho ed him the Sergeant's detail book. "The villains 1" be exclaimed. "I'll stick to my word, never fear. It's the wisest course, too. , At this present cri sis the friends of that Captain must not be offended. His time may come. Bat that Sergeant should be punished ii some way." "Leave that to me. He shall lose his chevrons, I promise you." "Very well. I'm off to see the Presi dent." The next morning came, the court convened. Mary was present, anxious vet hoDeful. with her sraze fixed on the erect, manly form of her soldier. So. too, were the Captain and the Sergeanl in attendance, the former exultant, tht latter secretly worried. . But I looked it rain for the Officer of the Day. The Judge Advocate was faithful tc his rehearsal and letter-perfect in hit part. "I do, therefore, suggest," he said in conclusion, "that this charge against Private Thomas Browne be dismissed," "This seems a proper disposition, " said the President. "I think so," said each officer, from the junior to the senior; and Thomas Browne left the courtroom a free man, with the devoted Mary clinging to his arm. I caught Captain Johnson : as he was sneaking way with a white, scared face. "Captain, I said, "I learned the truth of this matter, and I ant responsible for this ending. You've had a lucky escape. Now, maik my words. You will reduce that Orderly Sergeant to the ranks forth with. He won't appeal to the Colonel, nor will the Colonel question the act," "I will do so, sir," he murmured, as he bunf his head and went to his quarters. I never saw him again, but after the war, at Washington, I met Mary, a happy bride with her soldier, and on his broad shoulders shone the insignia of a Major. New York Times. The Chinese Cuisine. ' "In passing through Chinese towns," said the Rev. A. T. Wright of Mil waukee to the writer, "the astonishingly large number of cook-shops interests and attracts the foreign passer-by. One's curiosity is often aroused to know the ingredients of the messes he sees being concocted. These places are unpleasantly pressed upon the pedestrian, for the front is invariably open to the street, and in order to tempt customers by the sight and smell of viands the cook prepares his disnes over a charcoal fire in full view, and sets samples of his materials and a bill of fare out on a snowboard before him. Tables and stools are placed in the rear, and here the hungry may ui iuu uHiy wno nas Ms frogs' legs and snail soup, for the Celestial, too, revels in these dainties and many more tranger than these. Snake3 and eels alike know the frying-pan, and when 'skinned and dressed appear very much alike. Many vaneties of non-poisonous snake3 ire used for food. Silk-worm grubs are re garded as a choice morsel and are stewed in lard and eaten as a relish, and a mul titude of other insects are deemed edible. "It seems to be the general impression that dogs and cats form staple articles of diet. This is not true. They are eaten to a greater or less extent by the poorer classes only, and vary in popular ity according to the district. "The famous bird's-nest soup is a very rare delicacy, and can be i afforded only by the rich. It is served as a first course at grand dinners usually. The nests are built by a kind of swallow on high rocks by the seashore, and the material is se creted by glands inside the birJ's bill. A native recipe for makino- the soun 4 reads: Take as many ne3ts as are neces sary, clean and pick out the featners, and boil in sufficient water to make a thin jelly. Pour this over hard-boiled pigeons' eggs, and float on top shreds of ham. Serve sweetened if desired. "The number of edibles in China is legion, and their combinations are simply ntlootffor cooking, and eveiv man. worn ins d child almost can prepare a good ml out of the mo3t meagre sup ply oi iieriais. uaicao inter-Ocean. Educated Blaci Bass. A cu! story is related concernino a pool ch is enclose 1 by one of the large g aoiiies whica stand on the nowa as Greystone, which propert was the J. Tilde Forson, ke home of tne late Samuel About two vears ago Joan head gardener, caught a big black ba itn a book, and as it wai very ten; s cf life, he succeeded in saving i after the exercise of muca care and lence. i his bass is now an inhabitant th 3 pool, over and around rnich arelny tropical plants. Garden rsoa nas in odd moments eaching his piscatorial pet succeeded some trie a wnen be whistles in a the big fish invariably certain ma comes to laceol the pool, when he wishes i etire, all he does is to snap his and the fish becomes in- visible. Another is the holding of s any insect above the . . J worm or air water, soml as tugh as a foot, jump up and seize it. when the b Thised fish seems to enjoy his pranks as m hxs master and hii exhibits it. These Xnenaa to w are only a f the tricks he does. There is a: large sun fish in the pool, but it too obtuse to be. taught anyth et the two are often seen dispo nisei ves in apparent great glee, carp there, used to be several t as thev have not been seen sin black bass was in- trod need to they have i ety, it is thought to the laws of natural selecti the survival of the fittest, and pr sundry meals for j his bass-shiD. York Times. CUILiUUb AclS. The silver dollar of 1S04 is worth 600. .... ' There are oak trees in existence 1000 years old. In Mexican theaters they pay for each act separately. Thirty-four pounds of raw sugar make twenty-one pounds refined. - A straw hat and a linen duster have been worn for forty winters by Dr. S. B. Victor, of Columbia, Mo. A London publisher is going to re produce the first folio 1633 edition of Shakespeare by means of pnotography. A piece of ground was recently sold in Chicago at a price which in silver wou.d cover the entire lot with tnree layers of silver. In one of the public schools in t New York City there are 710 pupils, all but ten of whom are of foreign birth and language. The vast n ess of Krupp's gun work? at Essen, Germany, is indicated by the feet that they consume nearly 2000 tons of coal and coke a day. A woman living in Jasper County, Missouri, is reported to have been made deaf and dumb by a lightning stroke, during a recent storm. A new-fangled electric light bath is said to tan a man's face so well that his friends will think he has passed many weeks at the seashore. A dog at Yardley, Penn., saw a bass in the river, and, leaping in, frightened the fish so taat it fled to tne suore, where it was grabbed by the dog's master. A colored man who went to Germany from Boston and became naturalized some time ago is now on the roll ol pensioners of the State insurance lor the aged. During divine service in a church at Westminister, Connecticut, a steet dashed against the green baize door, and marched up the aisle with the dsor on his horns. The laughing jackass, when warning his feathered mates that daybreatc is at hand, utters a cry resembling a group of .boys shouting, whooping and laughing in a wild chorus. Bleekman, the murderer who was ex- V ecuted at Greensboro, N. C, the other day, was hanged with the rope that ended the life of one of the Chicago an archists on the scaffold. ' The natural configuration of many mountains suggests the human face, and such physiognomies cut out of the rocks on a gigantic scale are commonly re garded by savages as objects of worship. Masks ate of very ancient origin. In a tomb 3000 years old at Mycenae, jGreece, Dr. Schliemann found two bod ies 'with faces covered with masks of gold. One of the masks represented the head of a lion. A day or two ago what is said to have been the largest fruit tram that ever left California for the East pulled out of Sacramento. It consisted of twenty seven cars, and these were loaded with peaches, plums, apricots, apples, etc. The sisal grass of Yucatan is one of the most remarkable vegetable products known. It grows in long blades, some times to the length of four or five feet, and, when dry, the blade curls up from side to side, making a cord which is stronger than any totton string of equal size that has ever been manufactured. could afford the .luxury kept a dwarf wuuse principal duties were to look as ugly as possible and to receive with equal manifestations of gratitude the chidings of his mistress and the kicks of her guests. No royal court was considered complete without a dwarf, who, as a court jester, amused by his wit, or, more commonly, served as a butt for the wit of others. Disasreeable Habit of Childhood. "My httle girl, who is only five years old, is literally spoiling the shape of her finger tips by biting her nails," complained a young mother to an elderlv woman as they sat on the hotel piazza UCii jaucy woric. "i have pun "v-i icucnicmy. OUt nOCftiner malro. the least impression on berand the habit continues to, grow." The elderly woman, whose reputation for general inform-. tion is well founded, recommended the .uwiug remeay: Make a very thick solution of gumarabic, much thicker than ior common mucilage, and mix with it a uoerai supply or powdered quinine. Ad Fj iu iu me cniia's fingers at nio-ht ana iwo or three times during the day and the habit will immediately be broken up. The same remedy is very t uv,"u' 1U wnere children suck weir tnumbs, which habit, if indulged in for any length of time, spoils the ihape of the lips, and is also liable to permanently injure the digestion. New York Commercial Advertiser. A Core for Earache. There is no more acute pain of child hood than earac ie. This seems to be caused by the sensitiveness to cold air of the tender membranes within the ear, and may be stopped by filling the ear with a little cotton dipped in sweet oil and warmed. If this doe not give re lief a lew drops of laudanum, warmed by setting the bottle m hot water, may be added to the oil. A roasted onion is a favorite remedy with old women. If it is applied to the cat as hot as it can be borne, it will relieve an obstinate case, and certainly is harmless. When cotton has been put into the ear and has served its purpose, it should be carefully removed and no bits left be hind to work into the passages. Deaf ness is frequently caused by toe presence of some such foreign body in the ear. Atlanta Journal. Liquefied Air. Profesior Dewar, in lecturing before the Royal Institution, London, handed around to the audience an entirely new thing in the way of tipples, in the shape of claret glasses filled with liquefied air. The boiling point of liquid air is 192 degrees of Centigrade, or ten degrees lower than that of oxygen. After liquefying oxygen, Professor Dewar said that it is not true, as has been sup posed, that the oxygen in the air lique fies before the other elements in air; on the contrary, the air liquefies as air, and and is not resolved into its elements be fore liquefying. If this globe were cooled down to 200 degrees. below the zero of Centigrade it would be covered with a sea of liquefied gas thirty-five feet deep, of which about seven feet would be liquid oxygen. New York Commercial Advertiser, . . WHAT SAV THE PiijEat What do y say, v O sighing pinest O hushing pines! , This happy day? ; ; Do whispering breezes brlnj Glad welcome to the spring Upon her wsyf Aht sighing, pines, who loveth her. Alone can say! What did ye say, O ia;hinz pines! O moaning pines! That dreary day When cold winds wildly blew Your tossing branches through And skies were gray? Ah, sighing pines, the sorrowing hear Alone can say! What will ye say, O sighing pines! , O dreamy pines! In that sweet day When summer woods are green, And troubls that hatb bean Is faraway? Ah, sighing pines, who bade thee speak Alone can say ! William P. Curtis, in Harper's Bazar. PITH AND i'ULNT. It is when he is short that a man wears a long face. New York Press For a full crop on the far n commend us to the old hen. Lowell Courier. The stooping bicycle rider may be sup posed to bo on pleasure bent. Boston Transcript. The man who brags much on his good ness will bear a good deal of watching. Ram's Horn. I notice that an amateur fisherman can tell just as big lies as, a professional. Texas Siftings. When a fly lights on a piece of sticky paper he realizes that he is better oil. Binghamton Leader; It is always well before beginning ah attack on a man to map out your line of retreat. -Atchison Globe- The man who is the most awkward at saying nice things is usually the most sincere. Atchison Globe. The lady and the horsewhip form one of the most striking combinations of the times. Baltimore American. It isn't the man who oftenest breaks his word who is the best authority on parts of speech. Boston Courier. Little Minnie Appolis, With care upon ner brow, Is rapidly becoming A big girl now. Washington Star. Jagson says there are four singers in every quartette-choir who think the othet three can't sing a little bit. Elmira Gazette. We always admire a dentist for one thing at least. He isn't afraid to say a thing right to your teeth. Baltimore American. No man ever knows as much as he thinks he does; but as he thinks he does he doesn't know the difference. Somcr ville Journal. It is a sign you are growing old if, when you visit your friends, you are taken ol'tener to the cemeteries than to parties.- Atchison Globe. No, my son, you mustn't expect to get up in the world in a minute. Nobody can walk half so fast up hill as coming down. Boston Transcript. , .iww-ra-yatrjer, when do you teel in the best mood for writing?" Father "Wnen somebody asks me" to receipt a bill." Washington Star. The peasantry in Russia are not re markable for their cleanlineis. Serf bathing is evidently not so popular there as in other lands. Boston Transcript. Psyche's eyes are tender, Psychi's waist is s.ender; And, ah me I wnat is far worse. So, alas I is Psyche's purs Urooaiyn Life. "I met Midgely this morning by the merest accident." "Accident? Why I meet him every day." "Yes, I know' but you don't oe him $10." Chicago News-Record. When a man Is In love, he thinks his girl's name is the sweetest m the world, bnt when they are married, be thinks it is too old fashioned to give the children. Atchison Globe. A western musical critic recently re marked that "when it comes to gargling her notes, Miss Mattie Smith of the Bap tist Church choir is in it with any one ia the State. Philadelphia Record. "Oh, George, Tin ashamed of you rubbibg your lips like that after that dear little girl has givea you so sweet a kiss!" 'I'm not rubbing it off, nurse, I'm rubbing it in." Brooklyn Liie. He was witty, learnei and' wis; She had good looks and nothing more; Sownea they raarriej, to their surpruau Each found the other one a core. Chicago News-P.?corJ. Mrs. Newed "I haven't forgotten you, love; I brought home some of the cake I made in cooking scnool. Newed "So you're going to try to find out what's the matter with it at your leisure.' New York Sua. "A young man, bis eye blackened, his collar and necktie disordered, bis coat torn, his hair totsing wildly, and wearing no hat, was rushing aiong one of the streets of the Back Bay, when be encountered his best jjirj. "Oaf Hen. ry!"sbe exclaimed in an agony of dis tress, "I know it all! You have seen father." Boston Post. The ladies of Cambridge have formed a club, under tbe name of "Cantabrigia. The men' of Cambridge will find they can't abridge women's rights as they hare done heretofore. Lowell Courier. He was a man of wonder! ully quiet manners, and when his midnignt pil grimage was painfully interrupted, lim ply remarked, "I gue-s I'm on the wrong tack." Washington Star. Animals Eyes flag Trains. "Yes, we have a good deal of experi ence with wild animals," remarked an engineer, "but not so thrilling as that of the engineers on Western roads when the bulfalo was common on the plains. But there is enough still left of wild ani mal life to make it interesting. The eyes of the wolf, coyote, wildcat, jeck rabbit, polecat and other animals look like a red light when facing the headlight. Did not these animals quickly undeceive us by turning their heads, an engineer might think his train was being flagged and stop his engine. The wolf, wild cat ard coyote are quick and jump from the track, but the jackrabbit is less for tunate. The headlight has a strange fas cination for this animal and often it is killed."-DeaTcrKcwf.