A.
HIDDEN.4
Afar on the pathless prairies
The rarest o Sowers abound ;
And la the dark caves of the valleys
There is wealth that will nover be found ; -So
there are sweet songs in the silence
That never will molt into sound. :
The twilight illumines her bannera
"With colore no artist can teach ;
And aloft in the sky there are sermons
Too mighty for mortals to preach ;
So life has its lovelv ideals
Too lofty for language to reach
Afar on the sea there's a music
That the 6hore never knows in its fast t
And in the gr.;en depths of the forest
There are choirs that carol unblest
Bo, deep in the heart there's a music
Aal a cadence that s never expressed.
W. L. Chittenden.
The Wolves of Chicago.
BY HAX3 LEIGH.
UN the year 1850 I
jfj spent the Christmas
5!
n
holidays -with my
&X uncle. Joel Parker.
&$r v,ho ojked a lone
r' i". : 'J i IV llttlo furrr. W.
r' I-"rAi -
SWW twenty miles out of
?Z&'-L Chicago, not far
Chicago wasn't much more than a
market town. Tim farmers used to
run in to Imy a parcel of sugar or her
rings, and they didn't think enough of
the placo to put on their best clothes
when they went.
Well, there came a frost and a thaw
hnd another frost that left the roads
too rough an 1 icy for wheels, and not
icy enough for runners ; and as luck
would have it Uncle Joel broke his
axe on a hardwood knot and he
.couldn't get to town to buy another.
Nov. ,; here's where my story comes
in. I; was a good skater in those
times, and for all the fine records I see
nowadays in the papers, nad for all
the newfangled patent skates they
weari, I'd take my old wooden ones,
with the duerhido thongs, and the
long blades curling up over the toes,
.and if I were' thirty years younger I'd
back myself again.st the best of them
that draws breath ; but that's neither
here nor there. I was a great skater,
and so I offered to skate into Chicago
and buy a new axe for Uncle Joel.
It was a clear, bright morning, and
the ice was smooth and white, as thaw
ice most generally is. Well, I struck
a creek about ten roiLs froni my uncle's
door, tied on my skates and wont
booming down the river. The stream
"winds somewhat, as you . know, and I
calculate it was about twenty-five
miles into the city, but that wasn't a
circumstance to me. I made tho dis
tance easily in three hours, and was in
Chicago in time to dine at noon.
Well, I met eomo pleasant young
fellows, and "the time passed away un
til, before I knew it, the sun "was
away down in the west. I was a little
startled at first; -but the sky was clear,
the moon was up, and a moonlight
ekato wasn't at all to my dislike. Solue
of the young fellows mado a. few re
marks abot wolves along the river, but
I rather thought they were guying me
for a tenderfoot.
"Never mind," said I, "for with rav
skates and the ax I'm going to buy I
don't fear any wolf or pack of wolves
in the State of Illinois."
So nothing mure was said. I went
out and bought an ax. Then 1 came
back to the tavern, and, after taking
Borne supper, picked ip my skates and
lit out for tho river. The sun was just
going down as I sat on the edge of the
stream and tied on my skates ; and I
tied them tight. I knew that there
really were wolves along that stream,
but for" the .matter of that the State
was full of wolves, big black fellows,
iuid fierce, too. They knew a man
from a woman, and used to come
prowling round tho farmhouses when
the fanners were at work, barking
under the women's'very noses and car
rying off poultry and young pigs right
under their eyes ; and do you know a
strange thing might b caused by
throwing powdered asafoetida so as to
fill the air with its odor? Wolves
within reach of that smell would be
come fascinated with it, and rushing
to where the odor was strongest they
would stand howling until shot down
or clubbed to death.
But, however cowardly they might
be by day, when alone and near
houses, the were less so when trav
eling in packs by night, and atiio time
ere they to be despised by a boy like
"ie, alone, poorly armed and far from
lotne ; so I tied my
and firmly, threw my
skates carefully
new ax over my
arm and struck out.
The snow lay on the ground in
patches, relieved by dark grays,
greens and blacks, where little knolls
rod hillocks had been washed clean by
the rains. The brushwood aldng the
banks was leafless and brown. 1 The
sky was cloudless, but over all there
was the thin, pink reflection from the
etting sun, and the great, red path in
fhe ice, along which I was skating to
wards home.
And I skated fast, not breathlessly,
but with a long, swinging roll that I
could have-kept up for hours. The
banks seemed to fly past poplar and
birch, brush and brambles, cabins and
rail fences. Here and there I passed
little creeks and could hear the water
from them trickling into the river un
derneath the ice, but save forwthat
sound and the creaking of my spates
ail was silent.
Lights were burning in the farm
i . . .
uouso windows, out no noise came
irom them ; the men were sitting
around the fires with their wives and
children, and work was over for the
day.
After a little I passed beyond these
signs of civilization, between lands
I which were wild or farifrom the own-
ers's houses, and I saw no more liffhts.
The last of the day was gone, and the
moon was high cold, round and
white. It lighted up tho ice like an
' arc light at first. Then some clouds
came up and dimmed it, and presently
- I shot in between the walls of a for
est, where the shores wereswampy, and
the trees, black and tall, made the
river almost like a dark room,
liut the ice gleamed whitely and
howed the way, and the blood was
"ing through my veins with the
v swift motion, so I didn't care
-.4 rttle gloom, but I made the pace
s. rT lift A ow the Chicago
TZtMP&Ji&'j Illinois was a wil
I'Wr&S'WJr -derness then, and
faster and whistled a tune for com
pany's sake.
Now, I was always an absent-minded
boy, and so by and by, thinking of
things, I forgot where I was, and
skated on like a machine, scarcely
hearing my own movements or the
trees cracking with the frost in the
forest; and so when another sound
broke on my ear I didn't stop to
figure on it, but it fell in and became
Lpart of the tune I was whistling and
part of the creaking of my skates
against the thaw ice. "
Wolves?
Why, of course it was wolves crash
ing along through the swamp beside
river, with a low growling and some
times a bark above the undertone of
growls.
And there I was skating along and
whistling like the moonstruck school
boy that I was.
Suddenly, like a flash of gunpowder,
I woke to the reality of my position.
Fifteen miles of river before me. Fifty
starvingwolves behind me. Good ax
in hand, good skates on feet. Youth
and strength and 2000 vards in mv
favor. That wasn't so bad after all.
I was opposite an opening in the
forest just then, and, looking at my
watch I saw that it was 6.30. I had
come eight iniles in little over an
hour, and I reckoned that tho wolves
had been behind me for two miles. I
increased my pace to about twelve
miles an hour, and listened to hear if
they still gained.
Yes, th--re was no doubt of it ; they
were coming closer. .'
I increased the pace to about four
teen miles an hour and listened again.
The sound of the galloping did not in
crease in volume for a few minutes,
but after that they slowly began to
draw up again.
, It was evident that I was their game,
and it was a race for life and -death. I
had covered about two miles since first
realizing my danger. The wolves must
have gained 500 yards and now they
were coming forward at top speed,
overhauling me at every bound. There
was no more time for calculations. I
threw the throttle 1 down among the
oil cans, as the engineers say, and
started off at my best racing speed.
The moon wa3 out highly again, and
I was clear of the forest. I had de
veloped almost the speed of an express
train ; my skates scarcely seemed to
touch the ice. I was flying in the air
rather than skating. Trees, brush
and 6tumps went by like birds, and
tho low fields and woods took on the
revolving aspect which every child has
seen while looking from the window
of a moving car. I was almost dizzy
with the motion, and I bent my body
low to avoid the rush of air against my
eyes, as "well as to gain the utmost
speed possible.
And as I looked back now I could
see the wolves chasing along the
margin, straining every nerve to over
come me, and they were succeeding,
and every bound brought them closer.
I had gone four miles more, and less
than 4:00 yards separated . us. At the
same rate of progress I could go five
miles further, and then the wolves
would pull mo down, still seven miles
from home. '
I began to gasp out some prayers,.
and theli something ininy heart told
me to skate faster. I put out another
effort, and when my body responded
to tho impulse of the mind I felt
astonished. My pace had increased
o an extent which I would never have
relieved possible. To-day it seems
ike a miracle to me, and, strange to
say, I never tired. My wind, thatl
was weakening, came back ; pains that
were growing in my side and stomach
had disappeared, and my lesrs grew
ike bars and springs of steel.
Still the wolves gamed, but their .
gam was not so , rapid, l nad made
the eight miles, I had come to the spot
where I had thought to die, and I was
still 200 yards ahead of my pursuers.
In the next mile they gained about
150 yards, and then fifty yards sep
arated us.
Then the pack took to the ice, which
was smootuer than glass, and within
two minutes they had lost fifty yards.
1 thought I saw a chance for salva
tion there,. but in a. moment they were
on shore again, barking with fury,
and racing with even increased speed.
could see their red tongues in the
moonlight and the white foam flying
from. their jaws. Soon they recovered
their ground, and the foremost wolf
was almost abreast of me. He dashed
out upon the ice, slipped, and then,
with almost a scream of anger, he lost
his momentum and fell behind.
I was skating in the middle of the
stream.
A moment later another wolf darted
out upon tho ice, bending his course
so as to intercept- me. I held my way
until withm five feet of the spot where
we should have met, and then, swerving
suddenly away from him, I described
a curve and went on,' leaving the ani
mal howling and gnashing his teeth.
Again and again these tactics were
repeated. Once the leading wolf fairly
intercepted me, but my uncle-'s ax was
ready. I knew its use, and I left the
brute dead and bleeding with one blow
from it.
But such a running fight could not
continue. I was still three mile's from
home. The wolves had seen the hope
lessness of their mode of attack, and
were beginning to string themselves
out along the bank ahead of and be
hind me.
At that rate . my death was certain
within a mile. There would be wolves
to intercept me jVLj advanced, and
wolves to cut me onT retreated, and
to take to the opposrlbank waa also
6ure death. J
At this point I saw, on the left Bank,
a little deserted cabin, about a quarter
of a mile ahead. If I could reach that
before my pursuers began to close in I
might be safer ,
I bent every atom of my remaining
strength to do this, and I had almost
reached the goal when the wolves
ahead began to shoot out over the ice,
completely cutting off my escape up
the river. Then the ones far ahead
came dashing back toward me, and the
others in the pack began to close in
from behind and at the sides. I was
the objective point in a semicircle of
fifty ravenous, man-killing beasts, and
the door, of the cottage was my only
hope.
I picked out the wolf that would
reach it first. My race was with him.
It all occurred in a, space of less
than twenty seconds. I shot up to
the bank like a stone from a catapult.
The wolf was ahead of me, but, levy
ing the ice with a bound, and with th
tremendous momentum which I had
acquired, I flew into the air like a
bird, and, passing over the brute's
head, landed squarely on my feet, and
in a flash had reached the door of the
cottage, forty feet awav.
To rush inside and slam the door
was the work of a second, bat the
whole pack was behind me. They
paused for a moment, and in that time
I saw that there was no fastening t
door. The cabin had been stripped
even of its bolts.
The upper floor was gone, but the
rafters were there three feet above my
head, and hastily thrusting the ax in
my belt I gave a leap, grasped one of
them, and drew myself np. Then a
dozen bodies were dashed against the
door and the room below me was filled
with the pack.
They howled, snarled and screamed
with fury and disappointment. They
dashed themselves against the walls,
and bounded up towards the rafters.
Sometimes such was their hunger
and desperation, that they actual se
cured a.hold near me ; but then my ax
came into play, and they fell back,
cut and bleeding, upon their fellows.
Then another idea struck me. Work
ing my way toward the door, I climbed
partially down, and, with a long strip
of wood which I found lying across
the rafters, I slammed the door shut.
I then thrust the strip into a crevice
in the door casing, and with a nail
which was sticking loosely in the
upper end, 1 nailed it to the wall.
The wolves were my jirisoners.
Toknock a hole in the roof with my
ax was easy work, and in a few mo
ments I was sitting on the roof, enjoy
ing the cold air and the discomfort of
my enemies.
By this time those inside were thor
oughly cowed and frightened, while
the one or two still left in the open
air had begun to feel very nervous. A
few chunks of wood, smartly thrown,
caused' them to slink off into the
woods, and then I felt almost free.
And now it was nearly eight o'clock,
and the people in my uncle's house
had grown alarmed. I could hear
shouts in the distance, and presently
lights appeared coming down the ice,
and my uncle and cousins, carrying
pine torches, and well armed, came in
sight. A shout from me guided to
them the cabin, and in a moment the
whole party was "on the roof.
A torch thrown into the cabin light
ed up the interior, and then we took
turns in shooting the wolves.
There were twenty-five of them, and
within half an hour they were all dead.
Next day we returned and skinned
them, and the heads and hides brought
us in a pretty penny. Time ? Well,
now look here. I made some close
calculations on that and I make out
that I did that last ten miles in thirty
minutes. And there is no case on
record where that time has been
equalled. St. Louis Republic.
Paradox ol the Pole.
At the North Pole there is only one
direction south. One could go south
in as many ways as there are points on
the compass card, but every one of
these ways is south ;'east and west have
vanished. The hour of the day at the
pole is a paradoxical conception, says
McClure s Magazine, for that point is
the meeting place of every meridian,
and the time of all holds good, so that
it is always any hour one cares to men
tion. -Unpunctuality is hence impos
sible but the question grows complex,
and its practical solution concerns few.
No one needs to go to the pole to
discover all that makes that point dif
ferent from any other point of the
surface. But the whole polar regions
are f ull of unknown things, which every
Arctic explorer of the 'right stamp
looks forward to finding. And the re
ward he looks forward to most is the
approval of the few who understand
and love knowledge for its own sake
rather than the noisy applause of the
crowd who would cheer him, after all,
much as they cheer a winning prize
fighter, or race horse, or political can
didate. The difficulties that make the quest
of the pole so arduous have been dis
covered by slow degrees. It is mar
vellous how soon nearly the full limits
of northward attainment are reached.
In 159G Barents discovered Spitzber
gen in about seventy-eight degrees
north; in 1770 Hudson reached eighty
degrees ; in 1827 Parry, by sledging
on the ice when his ship became fast,
succeeded in touching eighty-two de
grees forty-five minutes.
Since then all the enormous re
sources of modern science steam, elec
tricity, preserved foods and the expe
rience of centuries have only enabled
forty miles additional poleward ad
vance to be made.
The Arctic Basin, occupied by the
Arctic Sea, is ringed in by land ; the
northern coasts of America, Europe
and Asia forming a roughly circular
boundary broken by three well-marked
channels communicating with the
ocean.
Bering Strait, between America and
Asia, is the narrowest ; Baffin Bay, be
tween America and Greenland, is wider,
branching into a number of ice-blocked
sounds to the westward, and tapering
off into Smith Sound in the northeast.
The widest channel of the three lies
between Greenland and Europe, and
this is bisected just 6onth of eighty de
grees north by the island groap of
Spitzbergen.
Didi5t Know It Was Loaded."
Tte "didn't tno"') brigade is a very
industrious one and has branches in
almost every community. There are
few follies that are more foolish than
carelessness, especially that form of
carelessness that is akin to reckless
ness. . It has become an almost stereo
typed item among news despatches
that somebody pointed a fire-arm at
somebody else and it went off, and the
guilty party excused himself by the
statement that he didn't know it was
loaded.
The man with a gan and the woman
who lights the fire with the help of the
kerosene oil-can should be farm,ed out
together on some desert island where
they could mutually indulge their
idiosyncrasies. That the island would
become uninhabited in a very short
time goes without saying. That the
remainder of the world would grieve
very little is a self-evident fact. New
York Ledger.
The Nations richest in horses are the
Argentine Kejjablio and Uruguay.
POPULAR SCIEXCE.
About ten thousand gross of pens
ire produced from a ton of steeL
A doctor savs that sleeplessness is
almost always caused or accompanied
by indigestion.
Canada supplies nearly all the plum
bago used bv American manufacturers
of lead pencils.
Over twenty-six per cent, of the
reading men in everv country are
short-sighted or, otherwise of defective
vision. ,
A German savant declares that all
diamonds found on this earth cani3
from the moon on aerolites or mete
orites. ,
The eggs of the Algerian locust have
been found to yield a thick oil re
sembling honey in appearance. It
burns well and makes trood soap witn
alkali -
Doctor Lomproso finds that the
skulls of Italian criminals have ten
per cent, less than the usual capacity.
Uoctor Uordier reports the reverse
condition in France.
If all the telegraph lines of the
world were combined and stretched in
one straight line, they would reach
881,000 miles, or enoucrh to encircle
the earth thirtv-thrse times.
An ordinary transparent glass globe
absorbs about ten per cent, of the
light passing through it. Ground
glass absorbs about thirty to forty-five
per cent, and opal glass from fifty to
sixty per cent.
Most of the steamboats on the Great
Lakes carry their machinery well aft,
but experience shows that such saeri-
capacity is unwise. The latest lake
steamboat launched is consequently
constructed on lines placing her ma
chinery amidships.
Peter Long, of Groensburg, is the
patentee of a railway signal time clock
which accurately indicates the time
intervening between the passage oi
trains, it . is mounted similarly to a
danger signal and the engineer can
readily tell, by simply glancing at the
dials, the length of time which has
elapsed since the preceding train passed
that point.
A smokeless powder, named plasto-
menit, has been tested with great suc
cess at Bucharest, Bulgaria. It proved
the best of smokeless powders for the
small caliber Mannlichter rifle, and
especially satisfactory with the smooth
Dore sporting guns, ihe smoke is
hardly perceptible, the noise of ex
plosion slight and there is absolutely
no recoil.
It seems hard to realize that tht
lightest whisper must continue its
rounds of existence throughout all
eternity, yet on the belief that such is
the fact is based all modern physics
and very many of the useful adjuncts
oi moaern civilization. it is now
realized that force, like matter, is in
destructible, and that where matter is
we must look for force or energy in
close relation to it.
It is now reported that electricity
has been successfully applied to the
burning, of brick, and promises to
revolutionize the! industry by greatly
reducing the labor and cost. The kiln
and the drying are entirely dispensed
with. Ihe wet clay is put into a sort
of covered iron mold which holds 1000
bricks, a strong current of electricity
is turntd on, and in a very short time
the bricks are dried and burnt, and
ready to be tumbled out for sale.
An Indian Owns the ToTvn.
Bonner's Ferry is' puzzled. The
citizens don't
know whether they are
at home or on Indian land.
Until a
worried
few days ago they were not
about Indian claims, but at
these form a very lively topic
present
for dis-
cussion.
me trouoie was started Dy tne an
nouncement that the Government had
allotted ten tracts of lacd to the ten
heirs of old Dick Frv, the pioneer set
tler at the ferry, who married a squaw.
The ten allotments aggregate 680 acres,
and one tract of forty acres, claimed
by Arthur Fry, includes the original
town site. This has been indifferently
known as Fry's postofSee and Bonner's
Ferry. It includes the hotel, the post-
omce, a number of stores and many
residences. Altogether it is claimed
to be the most valuable part of the
town site.
The people of Bonner's Perry do not
know what to do. Some of them think
the title can be overthrown. Others
are inclined to think the Indian's title
indefeasible and attempt a compromise.
The fact that if this title is sound he
will not be able to dispose of the land
for a quarter of a century adds per
plexity to the case, although attorneys
say there may be ways to remove that
difficulty.
Ai tne lime mis application was
made there were no improvements on
tne iana wmcn was, covered with an
unbroken forest. Since that time set
tlers have located upon the land, have
clearedMt and erected good substantial
buildings. They expected to secure a
title from the .Northern Pacific Rail
way when the land was surveyed, it
having been ascertained that the land
would be embraced in section No. 27,
which is a railroad section.
These people were repeatedly warned
Dy JJick r ry that this tract was taken
under the Indian Allotment act, and
that no title cbnld be given by the rail
way company, but they continued to
build. Spokane (Washington) Chroni
cle.
.
The Chinese Bible.
The Chinese Scriptures or sacred
looks were complied and partly com
posed by Confucius himself. They are
divided into five books, viz. :
1. The Yi-King, which treated
wholly of cosmogony.
z. onu-jwing, we acts and wise
naxims of Yaoa, Shua and other
uicient Chinese Kings and philoso
phers, who are now held in great ven
eration.
3. Shi-King, which contains 311
icred poems.
4. Ee-King, or "The Book of Bites,"
hich is a repository of maxims and
lirections of everyday life of all sorts
id conditions of people.
5. Chun-Tsien, which is a history of
n3 time of Confucius. These books.
iken collectively, are usually referred
j in lists of -"Bibles of the World,
h -The Five Kings." The word
,TKing," in this connection, simply
le&ns "book. St, Louis Republic
BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
Foot NoteRelatively Tivo of
Kind Umbrageous An Ia-eenoous-
Query A Change
of Trade, Etc., Etc.
I rose with 'Treat alacrity
To offer her my seat.
Twas a question whether she or I
Would stand upon my feet.
Puck.
KEL. ATTVELT .
"Is Barton rich?"
"Well, only relatively so.
He has a
rich aunt." Puck.
riEBSAOEors.
"Lord Fitzbroke's reputation is
rather shady."
'"Shaded by bis family tree, I sup
pose. .Fuck.
TWO OF A KIND.
First Disputant "You're a liar !
that's flat V
Second Disputant (knocking him
down) "So are you." Truth.
KOT MUCH DA2TGKK.
Mr. Snooper (boastingly) "I carry
my life in my hand. "
Miss Giddey (with a glance at the
size of his hand) "1 shonld say your
life was safe." Detroit Free Press,
A CHANGE OP TRADE.
Jinks "Is Counter
making
much
money npw.-
Filkihs "2so; only shoes. The
stuff he turned out was so bad that
they got onto him inside of a week."
Puck.
"SATUBAL MISTAKE.
"What a break that, was for the
minister to say 'dust so dust when
they were married?" k
"He probably had in mind that two
great fortunes were united by the al
liance, "Truth.
AN TNGEXTOUS QUERY.
He (something of a bore) "Adeucid
queer thing happened to me at the
Musee the other day. A lady mistook
me for a wax figure."
She "Was it in the Chamber of
Horrors?" Once a Week.
KOTHTXa I.EFT.
Wife "Wake up! There are thieves
in the house!"
Husband "Go down and show them
your new Donnet, and they won t
waste any time looking for money
here." New York Weekly.
AN AGMCTJLTUBAL TURN OP MIND.
' 'I think Benny will make a farmer,"
Baid Mrs. Bloobnmper to her husband.
"What. makes you think that?"
"I found him picking the seeds out
of some seed-cake I had given him, and
he said he was going to plant them
and raise all the cake he could eat. "
TTTTTNQ.
"I want to get a professional nurse,
said the man whose wile rather enjoys
being ill.
"What for?" asked his friend, the
doctor.
"For a professional invalid," said
the map, with a wan, far-away smile.
Vogue. ,
THOSE DEAR GIRLS.
Her Friend "Tell me just what sort
of a man your fiance is.
bhe Uh, he is every thinsr that is
nice.
Her Friend "I'm so crlad! You
know, I have always said that people
should marry their opposites."
Judge.
WE MUST HUMOR THE Mr.
Foreigner (on a suburban train)
-Who is that distinguished looking
gentlman, showing so much attention
to that ordinary looking woman beside
him?"
Binther "Oh, that is De Fitz-Smith
returning from town with a new cook."
Life.
A BITTER PAST.
"Ted told me last night that I
was
the only girl he had ever loved."
"Bahl he proposed to me months
aq."
"NowT know what he meant when
he said there were some unpleasant in
cidents in his past." Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
I
KOfAIiTT SCARED OFF.
Ijittle Uot "1 wonder why any
truly kings and queens don t come to
the World's Fair. "
Tattle Dick "I guess mebbe they is
afraid by the time they see all the pic
tures of them they won't know them
selves when they look in the glaaa."
Good News.
fame s nfxrsncE.
South American Patriot "Why do
the people of the United States so re
vere the memory of Washington?"
North American "Because he- es
tablished the Republic "
South American Patriot "Why, I
know men who establish a republic
about once a month, and nobody pays
any attention to them." Puck.
THE BAIT WAS SILVER.
Roger, aged six, had been fishing
with his father the day before, and a
friend of the family asked him what
lock they had had.
"WelL"he replied, "we didn't have
very good luck. The first place we
went to the man wasn't - home and the
other two places the man said he
hadn't more'n enough for his own fam
ily." Life.
t MATCHHAXIXa.
Gussie "These summah hotels ah
meah tindah boxes, t don't you think.
Miss Jessie?"
Jessie-"Ye-e-s. The girls say that
they are just full of matches, bat, of
course, I don't know about " ,
Gussie "Oh, Miss Jessie Jessie
will you be mine ?" -
Jessie "This is so sudden ! Well,
yes, dearest." New York Recorder.
A PLACE TO PISH.
-1waut to go fishing,"
remarked
ft Detroit man who has brought many
fish home from his piscatorial "expedi
tions, -but I can't decide exactly
where T& better go."
His wife. toJ whom this remark had
been made looked up from her work
very sweetly.
What's "the; matter with the fish
market, Henry?" she said so signifi
cantly that Henry blushed a cee-
crimson. Detroit Free Prees.
BO AD TlE-SmCT AJBIXITY.
Hungry Hank 4Sav
Vi n .
Wili
re
did you git thim dimes an' quarters?'
Mouldy Mike "Out of a feller's
pocket.
"Pard, I'm ashamed fer ye. Gimme i
half. The idee of trentleman travelers
like you and me turnin footpads. It's
enough to make me blush."
"I wasn't no footpad. The feller
fainted, and these sort o' dropped out
of his pockets."
"Well, that's different Found 'em.
That's respectable. How come he to
faint?"
"I told him we wanted work, and
was willin to take pay in soap. " Xow
York Weekly.
THEIR VAtUE.
The visitor in the town was asking
his host about the people they saw
passing the window.
"Who's that ordinary-looking man
with the handsome woman?" askel the
visitor as a couple went by.
"That's Mr. Dime."
"And the lady?"
"That's Mrs. Dollar."
"Ah! You must have a . moneyed
aristocracy here," laughed the visitor.
"rso, not exactly. You see, that
isn't her name. She's his wife, and I
call her that as a joke."
"Why?"
"Because she's worth ten of him."
Detroit Free Press.
DUE TO SUBSEQUENT ACTION.
Mamma "Now, Johnny, tell me
the truth. You have been eating too
much of something on the sly. What
was it?"
Johnny (suffering horribly from in
digestion) "Haven't been eating any
thing, mamma."
"Don't try to deceive me, dear.
What have you been eating?"
"Nothing, mamma, honest. I I
drank a bowl of milk that wa3 in the
pantry. That was all."
"That bowl of milk? Why, Johnny,
there was nearly a quart of it. Are
you sure it wasn't sour ?"
"les'm, It was boo-hoo! it was
all rieht when when I swallered it!"
Chicago Tribune.
Honey From Fruits,
Nectar in flowers is not honey, says
a writer in Meehan's Monthly. This
nectar is gathered by the tongue of
the bee and enters what is called the
honey bag, from which it is regurgi
tated by the bee on its return to the
hive, and deposited in the honey celL
Even then it is thin and watery and
does not become really honey until the
watery parts have evaporated. In
collecting the swe'ets the bees do not
confine themselves wholly to TflOwers.
The writer of this paragraph has for
a next neighbor a proiessional bee
keeper, whose bees depend almost
wholly on the flowers from the writer's
garden that is to say, there are few
other flowers, except wild ones, on
which the bees can collect their ma
terial. Unfortunately for him, they
are not .satisfied with the flower, but
also carry away the fruit. It is almost
impossible in raspberry time to get
enough from his garden to make a
respectable dish for the tea table
nearly every berry is sucked to pieces
before it is absolutely ripe. It is the
same with the grapes ; in order to se
cure them from the ravages of the bees
they have to be protected by paper
bags. Last season, and for the first
time, they have been f orwid to carry
away peaches also.
How they first penetrate the skin is
not clear, but it may possibly have
been from the puncture of the curcu
lio. The curculio frequently cuts the
skin without depositing the egg, and
this single injury may be borne along
without injury to the peach, permit
ting it to ripen. It is possible that
they get a first entrance here. At any
rate, certain it is that before the peach
is fairly ripe little is left of the peach
but the stone. Other fruit growers
likewise complain of the ravages of
bees. Bee keepers contend that this
cannot; be so that the bee is incapable
of perforating fruit. This may or may
not be certainly what perforations
might exist before the bees discovered
them would not injure the fruit the
following up of this by the bees is just
as bad as if they made the original
perforations for themselves.
$25,000 lor a Trial.
It cost the people of the United
States about $23,000 in a couple of
hours the other day to settle in the
minds of the officers of the Ordnance
Bureau whether some armor plates
made by the Carnegie and Bethlehem
6teel works respectively were as good
as they ought to be. It was found
that they were ; and what that means
can be imagined when one of the
plates waa 17 inches thick, weighed
31 tone, and was attacked by shells
weighing 850 pounds each, the last
ones fired from a 12-inch gun at a dis
tance of only 319 feet, striking it vith
the force needed to move a mass of
21.C00 tons, or 43,000,000 pounds,
through a foot of space. The projec
tile went through. We take it that
that did not surprise even the experts
who are used to thinking about those
inconceivable masses and velocities.
But what did surprise them was that
the hole it made was nearly as clean
as if it had been drilled, and that not a
crack appeared about its edges.
Though this particular projectile was
lost, having been deflected and fallen
into the Potomac, the other projectiles
which penetrate! the same plate were
found in perfect condition and fit to
be used again. That seems almost
more marvelous than the perfection
of the plate. Meanwhile the people
of New York may take some satisfac
tion in knowing that down at Sandy
Hook the War Department has just
mounted a gun that will throw a 1000
pound projectile, and make a hole in '
the heaviest armor-clad ship now afloat
at a distance of six miles. If we mtut
spend money on what we hope are
purely peaceful experiments, it is a
comfort to know what we get for it,
Harper's Weekljv.
HOUSEHOLD HATTERS.
PRESERVED rEACHES. '
Tare the peaches or remove the skins
by plunging the peaches into boiling
lye (two gallons of water and one pint
of wood ashes); When the skins will
slip easily, take the peaches out with
a skimmer, and plunge them into cold
water; rinse in several waters and
there will bo no taste of the lye.
"Weigh, and add three-fourths of a
poua i of sugar to each pound of fruit.
Halve them and use some of the pits,
or It Ave them whole, as yon please.
Th stones improve the flavor. Make
a st run bv addinsr as little water as
poaable to the sugar about one cup-
m a v
fnl to each ronnd of trocar. When it
j boils skim till clear, then add the
I peaches and cook until transparent.
J New York World.
BREAKFAST POTATO CAK35.
Let me ask you to try the frying-pan
for the following recipe, writes Mar
garet Compton. I have found that it
gives better results than a soajwtono
griddle. As the secrt of success lies
more in the cooking than in the mak
ing, I give direction for both :
Take one-half pound of mashfd
potato, three ounces of flour, milk
slightly warm, a little bntt&r and one
half teaspoonfnl of baking powder.
Have the potato finely mashed, beinaf
sure there are no ' iumps in it. ' Some
nse an egg. I never do. When thn
mixture is a smooth dou-rh roll it
out two inches thick. Have your
frying-pan hot as for a ft?:ik. When
it is well buttered and drained
drop your cake gently into it, f-ct it
where it will cook steadily, but not tot
fast. Have a larjre plate xeaily, uj
that will fit into thep.-.a. See that it
is heated "piping-hot." When jcr.tr
cake has been on about four or five
minutes place the hot plate ovr it,
turn it out and slide it back intN
pan. This is to prevent any possi
bility of breaking it in turning. Cook
five minutes more and test it by prey
ing the sides lightly with the finger.
If it remains dented it is not done.
When cooked, turn out on the hot
"plate, butter lavishly -and serve. fit..
j Louis Eepublic.
HOW TO CHECKMATE MOTTM.
Just at this time of the year the
careful housewife is particularly busy
packing away the winter garments and
furs in a place of safety from the mxich
dreaded and most pernicious of all in
sects, the moth.
She is perhaps at her wits' emi to
know just what to do with the many
articles belonging to the different
members of the household.. The pow
ders and moth balls she has used are
surely effective, hut it takes nearly a
whole season of thorough airing to
eradicate the disagreeable odor which
has permeated every thread of the gar
ment during the months it had been
stored away. Happily, however, some
thoughtful and ingenious person has
come to the rescue, and the perplexed
housewife can now do away with old
newspapers, cloth bags and pasteboard
boxes.
The invention is simply a paper bag,
but so arranged that it takes the place
of all previous devices, and at the snmo
time does away with disagreeable
odors, which fact is not the least to be
considered.
The bags can be bought in three
sizes, ranging in price from ttvciity-
nve cents 10 iony-nve cents tacu. mo
largest are roomy enough for coats
and gowns. They are mado of very
strong, heavy paper, thoroughly satu
rated with moth preventives, princi
pally cedar oil. Within are hooks on
one side andpockets on the opposite,
which are just the place for fur cups,
muffs, mitts, and numerous small arti
cles. There is a sort of lid at the tow which
can be brought over and tiea securejy,
thus keeping out dust and every inter
loping insect The bagsare not only
very inexpensive to begin 'with, but
they will last for ten years in fact,
if well cared for, a lifetime. They may
be used in summer for the winter gar
ments, and will be a great convenience
in winter for packing away summer
gowns.
One great advantage which every
woman will thoroughly appreciate is
that at the end of the season the gar
ments CUUIO UUV BliieiliUX M nwee -
though" they had been stored in a 8500
cedar press. St. Louis Star-Sayings.
COLD. PUPDISCI.
Chaparone Pudding Soak a pint of
A a in a nnirf cf mi!1r
Add a cup of sugar, the yolks of four
egg beaten light, the grated rind of a
lemon and a piece of butter the size of
an egg. Bake until it is brown, but
not watery. Whip the whites of four
eggs until they are stiff; beat in a tea
cup -of sugar; add the jnico of a
lemon. Pour over the pudding when
cold. Serve cold.
Lemon Padding Heat to boiling a
pint of milk. Stir into this two table
spoons of corn starch wet with cold
water. Boil for five minutes, stirring
constantly. Stir in a tablespoon of
butter and set away to cooL Beat the
yoiitl ui luur t?)g iJgui, JVi; i b cup u
sugar and mix thoroughly. Add to this
the juice of two lemons and the grated
rind of one. Beat to a stiff cream.
Add to the corn starch milk when that
is cold. Stir, pour - into a buttered
dish and bake. Serve cold.
Italian Pudding Mix a half pound
of fine flour and four ounces of sifted
sugar. Put a half pint of new milk
and a ouarter of a pound of butter in
a saucepan and bring to the boiling
point. Stir the flour and sugar gradu
ally in. Beat well four eggs an ' add
the greated rind of a lemon. Stir this
into the milk. Stir until the mixture
is thick like dough. Put it on a paste
board and when cold roll to 'the thick
ness of about a quarter of an inch.
Spread the paste with jam. Boll into
a bolster-like form and bake. Serve
cold.
Lemon Meringue Soak two cups of
bread crumbs in a quart of milk. Add
1L . 1 a It-- - . . M
butter and half a cup of sugar, rubbed
to a cream, and the juice of a lemon
with half its grated rind. Bake until
lightly brown. Make a meringue of
the white of the eggs beaten stiff,
three tablespoons of sugar and a little
lemon juice. Cover the pudding when
eold with this, and brown slightly, in
the oven. Serve cold. Orange -pudding
is made in the sam? -way, substi
tuting orange juice kd rind for
lemon.