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ENT
DEVOTED TO THE INTERESTS OF LABOR, COMMERCE AND EDUCATION.
YOL. I.
SPENOER, N. C WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 11, 1908.
NO. 46.
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RELIGION
President Roosevelt Says It is
His Own Private Concern
PEOPLE SHOULD NOT INTERFERE
The President-Elect's Religions Be
lief, Declares the President, Is
Pnrely His Own Private Concern;
a Matter For' Which He Is Re
sponsible Solely to His Maker, and
Not a Snbject for General Dis
.enssion or Political Discrimination.
Washington, Special. "Secretary
TatVs religious faith is purely his
vn private concern and not a matter
for general discussion and political
distrimination, " says President
Roosevelt in a letter he made pubHc
in which he answers numerous cor
respondents. The President says he
deterred the publication of the letter
until now to avoid any agitation
likely to influence the election. The
letter follows:
November 6, 190S.
My Dear Sir: I have received your
letter running in part as follows:
''While it is claimed almost uni--versally
that religion should not enter
into politics, yet there is no denying
that it does, and the mass of the
voters that are not Catholics will not
support a man for any office, es
pecially qt President of the United
States, who is a Roman Catholic.
"Since Taft has been nominated
for President by the Republican par
ty, it is being circulated and is con
stantly urged as a reason for not vot
ing for Taft that he is an infidel (Un
itarian) and wife and brother Roman
Catholics. If his feelings
arc in sympathy with the Roman
Catholic Church on account of his
wife and brother being Catholics,
that would be objectionable to a suffi
cient number of voters to defeat him.
On the other hand, if he is an infidel,
that would be sure to mean defeat.
I am writing this letter
for the sole purpose of giving Mr
Taft all opportunity to let the world
know what his religious belief is."
1 received manv such letters as
jours during the campaign, express
ing dissatisfaction with Mr. Taft on
religious grounds;: some of them on
the ground that he was a Unitarian,
and others on the ground that he
wa suspected to be in sympathy with
Catholics. I did not answer any of
these letters during the campaign
because I regarded it as an outrage
even to agitate such a question as a
man's religious convictions, with the
purpose of influencing a political
election. But now that the campaign
is over, when there is opportunity for
men calmly to consider whither such
propositions as those' you make in
your letter would lead, I wish to in
vite them to consider them, and ' I
have selected your letter to answer
because you advance both the ob
jections commonly urged against Mr.
Taft, namely: that he is a Unitarian
and also that he is suspected of sym
pathy with the Catholics.
Ycu ask that Mr. Taft shall "let
the world know what his religious
belief is." This is purely his own
private concern, and it is a matter be
tween him and his Maker, a matter
for his own conscience; and to re
quire it to be made public under pen
alty of political discrimination is to
negative the first principles of our
government, which guarantee com
plete religous liberty, and the right to
each man to act in religious affaire
as his own conscience dictates. Mr.
Taft never asked my advice in the
matter, but if he had asked it, I
should have emphatically advised
him against thus stating publiclv his
religions belief. The demand for a
statement of a candidate's religious
belief can have no meaning except
that there may be discrimination for
or against him because of that be
lief. Discrimination against the
holder of one faith means retaliatory
discrimintion against men of other
faiths. The inevitable result of en
tering upon such a practice would be
an abandonment of our real freedom
of conscience and a reversion to the
dreadful conditions of religious dis
sensions which in so many lands have
proved fatal, to true liberty, to true
religion and to all advanced in civili
ation. To discriminate against a thorough
ly upright citizen because he belongs
to scrro particular Church, or be
cause, like Abraham Lincoln, he has
not avowed his allegiance to ?ny
Church, is an outrage against that
liberty of conscience which is one
of the foundations of American life.
You are entitled to know whether a
man seeking your suffraee is a man
of clean and upright life, honorable
in all his dealings wTith his fellows,
and fit bv qualification and purpose
to do well in the great office for
which he is a candidate; but you are
not entitled to know matters which
lie purely between himself and his
Maker. If it is proper or legitimate
to oppose a man for being a Uni
tarian, as was John Quincy Adams,
for instance, as is the Reverend Ed
ward Everett Hale, at the present
moment chaplain of the Senate, and
an American of whose life all -good
Americans are prond-then it' would
be equally proper to support or op
pose a man because of his views on
justification by faith, or the method
of administering the sacrament of the
gospel of salvation by works. If you
once enter on such a career there is
absolutely no limit at which you can
MHIAFT'S
legitimately siop.
So much for your objections to Mr.
Taft because he is a Unitarian. Now,
for your objections to him because
you think his wife and brother to be
Roman Catholics. As it happened,
yiey are not; but if they were, or if
he were a Roman Catholic himself, it
ougjht not to affect in the slightest
degree a;iv man's supporting him for
the position of President.
I believe that this republic will en
dure for r any centuries. If so there
will doubtless be among its Presi
dents Protestants and Catholics and
very probably at some time, Jews.
I have constantly tried while Presi
dent to act in relation to my fellow
Americans of Catholic faith as I hope
that any future President who hap
pens to be a Catholic will act to
wards his fellow Ajaaericans of
Protestant faith. Had I followed any
other course I should have felt that
I was unfit to represent the Ameri
can people.
In my cabinet at the present mo
ment there sit side by side Catholic
and Protestant, Christian and Jew,
each man chosen because in my be
lief he is peculiarly fit to exercise on
behalf of all our people the duties of
the office to which I have appointed
him. In no case does the man's re
ligious belief in any way influence
his discharge of his duties, save as it
makes him more eager to act justly
and uprightly in his relations to all
men. The same principles that have
obtained in appointing the members
of my Cabinet, the highest officials
under me, the officials to whom is
entrusted the work of. carrying nut
all the important policies of my ad
ministration, are the principles upon
which all good Americans should act
in choosing, whether by election or
appointment, the men to fill any of
fice from the highest to the lowest
in the land.
Yours trulv,
THEODORE ROOSEVELT.
Mr. J. C. Martin,
Dayton, Ohio.
SPORTING BREVITIES.
Wheaton was the first Yale man to
kick a goal from the field in a game
In five years.
Pat Powers was re-elected presi
dent of the Eastern League at their
annual meeting.
J. D. Ligktbody (American) de
feated A. J. Robertson (English) in a
1500 metre race at Stockholm.
"Pop" Warner, the Indian coach,
said the Penn-Carlisle game was the
hardest fought one that he had ever
seen.
W. K. Vanderbilt was invited to
act as referee at the Savannah race
c-n Thanksgiving Day, but declined on
the ground of ill health.
Pietri Dorando, of Italy, who made
so gallant a showing in the Olympic
Marathon race recently run in Eng
land," is coming to America to com
pete here.
Coach "Hurry Up" Yost, of the
Michigan eleven, has had Terry
Field strung with huge incandescent
lights, and from now on the Wolver
ines will be put through nightly prac
tice under artificial light.
There will be a Cy Young room in
the New Union Hospital being erect
ed between Dover Canal, Young's
home, and New Philadelphia, Ohio
and the expense of equipping the
room will be borne by the famous ball
player.
Five of Pennsylvania's best ball
.players are likely to be declared in
eligible to represent the university
on the baseball field. . Londrigan,
Spring, Twitmire, Porte and Schulz
are the players charged with playing
professional ball.
At Chase City, Ya., in the national
beagle trials, class A, for dogs, all
ages, over thirteen inches and not
over fifteen, the winners were: First,
Thornfield Rye, Gill and Cronmillan;
second, Otho, Waldingfleld Beagles;
third, Nordley Tip, Nordley Beagles;
Reserve Fiddler, Somerset Beagles.
FOREIGN NEWS NOTES.
British railways in 1907 killed
1117 persons and injured 8811.
A British blue book says that on
January 1 last England and Wales
had -928,671 paupers nearly a mill
ion. China by, imperial decree orders
that the punishment for manufactur
ing morphine needles shall be banish
ment to a pestilential frontier.
Statistics published by the munici
pal poor relief fund show that the
cost of living in Paris, France, has
increased eighteen per cent, since
1905.
Greece has a beet sugar factory
turning out twenty tons a day. Sugar
retails in Greece at eleven cents a
pound. The import duty is five cents
a pound.
Pauperism in London. England,
continues to increase. The number
of paupers on September 6 last was
118,954, against 114,577 on the same
day in 19 07.
Jamaica, West Indies, now has a
monthly steamship service with Gal
veston by the United States Shipping
Company. The sailings will increase
as business develops.
By reason of the falling off in its
American trade the last ten months
the Austrian Shipping Company,
known as the Austro-American Line,
will not pay any dividend this year.
Scotland's fish catch in 1907 was
9.078.059 hundredweight, worth $15,
425,525. The industry employed
94;773 men on 10,365 vessels of 141,
385 aggregate tonnage, worth $23,'
640,561.
Denmark's beet sugar production
this season is only 110,250,000
pounds, a decline of 34,177,500
ponndo from that of the season 1.906
$7. Two companies with seven fac
tories do all the business.
The Grand Trunk Pacific Railway
has completed 675 miles of track
trom Winnipeg westward.
The race riots ouc west prove, to
the Atlanta Constitution, that this old
country is pretty much the sane
everywhere.
CONDITIONS BETTER
Healthy Showing in Earnings
of AH Railroads
RECEIPTS PER MILE INCREASED
Commissioner Lane Says Railroada
Revenues For the Year Ending in
June Broke All Records.
Washington, Special. In the opin
ion of Franklin K. Lane, Interstate
Commerce Commissioner, the rail
road,"' industrial and financial condi
tion of the country is improving rap
idly. "It is a fact," said he " hard
ly believable, but nevertheless true,
that the iotal operating revenue per
mile of railroads for the year ended
June 30th, 1908, exceeds that of any
other year in the history of railroad
ing in the United tates except the
one year of 1907. The average ope
rating revenue per mile of line per
month for the 226,000 miles of rail
road reporting to the commission was
$894, for the fiscal year of 1908.
This was less by about $61 than for
the year 1907; but it was more than
any preceding year, and was $118 per
mile per month more than in the year
of the last presidential election. As
I predicted, a local car shortage even
now exists! Condition rapidly are
becoming normal and prosperous."
Graham
Confessed Sentenced
to
Death.
Concord, N. C, Special. Will Gra
ham is a self-confessed rapist under
sentence of death. On the 18th day
of December Graham is to be hanged
until dead, Judge Ferguson having
so sentenced him after the evidence
had been taken and a verdict of
guilty reported by the jury.
Judge Ferguson addressed the
rowded court room, showing how
the law finds the guilty one and ad
ministers justice in the case where
the law is allowed to take its course,
and in giving the negro a fair trial
carried out the ends of justice. He
also commended the members of the
negro race for the fidelity and the
manner in which they gave tesimony
against the prisoner and did all pos
sible to bring out the truth.
-The- closing hours of the trial were
tragic and pathetic. Thursday night
Graham told Captain Brown, of the
local militia, that, he wanted to talk
with a preacher, and at his request
Captain Brown brought Rev. T. F.
Logan, a Presbyterian minister, to
whom Graham made a full confession.
New Orleans Cotton.
New' Orleans, Special. Cotton:
Spots opened Saturday easy and
closed steady. Good middling being
reduced 1-16 and middling fair 1-8.
Middling unchanged at 815-16; sales
on the spot 2,000 bales and 3,200 to
arrive.
Futures opened quiet at a decline
of 2 to 6 points under the influence
of disappointing Liverpool cables.
Later the market sagged off still fur
ther under the bearish into-sight
statement, the active position reach
ing a level 9 to 10 points under the
previous day's final quotations. At
this point numerous cable messages
from Livelpool and Manchester were
received stating that the cotton mill
lockout had been settled and prices
quickly rose 20 to 23 points, at which
level they were at a net advance of
10 to 14 points. At the closing the
tone was called steady and prices
showed a net advance of 5 to 7
points.
Closing bids: Nov. 8.85: Dec. 8:78,
Jan. 8.75, Feb. S.76, March 8.78; Ap
ril S.81 ; May 8.83.
MARYLAND'S VOTE SPLIT.
Indications, Based on Official Returns
Are That Taft Will Receive 2 and
Bryan 6.
Baltimore, Md., Special. Calcula
tions of the official returns from
Tuesday's elections, not finished nntil
Saturday, show that the electoral
vote of Maryland will be split, Bryan
getting six of the electors and Taft
two. On the popular vote the vote
cast for the elector receiving 'he
highest number Taft carries the
State by 561 votes. His elector poll
ing the hiehest vote received 116.471
and the highest Bryan elector 115,
910. Daughter Dead; Mother Injured.
Clarkesburg, Special Mrs. Joseph
Fetta and her 14-year-old daughter
were" fatally injured by being ran
down by a Baltimore and Ohio pas
senger train. The daughter died
while being taken to a hospital here
and the mother is not expected to
survive an operation performed after
the accident.
Mill Employes Get Full Work.
Pawtucket, R. I., Special. Tfce
thread mills of the J. & P. Coats
Company, in this city, employing 2,
500 hands, resumed a full time work
ing schedule , on Saturday, .according,
to an announcement posted in the
mills. The mills have been running
on short time since the financial de
pression of last fall.
LEGISLATIVE PERSONNEL
Those Who Will Constitute' the Next
House and Senate of Our State
Lawmaking Body.
Raleigh, Special. Practically com
plete returns give the membership
and political complexion of the North
Carolina General Assembly for the
1909 session as follows:
House.
Alamance Dr. J. A. Pickett (R.)
Alexander Will Linney (R.)
Alleghany R. F. Doughton.
Anson T. C. Cox (D.)
Ashe T. C. Buie (D.)
Beaufort Frank B. Hooker (D.)
John F.. Latham (D.) ?
Bertie A. S. Roseoe Yd.)
Bladen G. D. -Perry ip.)
Brunswick C. E. D. Taylor (R.)
Buncombe Zeb Weaver (D), R. J.
Gaston (D), both re-elected.
Burke T. L. Sigman (D.)
Cabarrus H. S. Williams (R.)
Caldwell M. N. Harshaw (R.)
Camden J. C. Cook (D.)
Carteret C. S. Wallace (D.)
Caswell Democratic.
Catawba Killian (R.)
Chatham R. H. Hayes (D.)
Cherokee T. C. McDonald (R.)
- Chowan W. S. Privett1(D.)
Clay R. E. Cranford (D.)
Cleveland R. S. Lovelace (D.)
Columbus J. G. Butler! (D.)
Craven E. N. Green (D.)
Cumberland J. H. Currie (D.)
John Underwood (D.)
Currituck Pierce Hampton (D.)
re-elected.
Dare Charles T. Williams (D.)
Davidson T. Earle McCreary (R.)
Davie A. T. Grant (R.)
Duplin J. A. Gavin, Jr. (D.)
Durham Y. E. Smith (D.)
Edgecombe Hugh B. Bryant, . (D.)
Dr. M. B. Pitt (D), re-elected.
Forsyth S. E. Hall (R), J. T.
Stimpson (R.)
Franklin Dr. R. P. Floyd (D.)
Gaston D. K. Davenport (D.). N.
B. Kendrick (D.)
Gates Lyeurgus Hofler (D.)
Graham Democratic.
Granville A. W. Graham (D.)
Greene J. A. Albritton (D.)
Guilford Thomas J. Murphy (D.);
Dr. J. R. Gordon (D). re-elected.
Halifax A. P. Kitchin'(D). H. S.
Harrison (D.)
Harnett N. A. Smith. (D.)
Haywood H. R. Ferguson (D.
Henderson J. S. Rhodes (R.)
Hertford David C. Barnes (D.)
Hyde J. W. McWilliams (D.)
Iredell Z. V. Turlington (D), M.
u. romnn (u.)
Jackson J W. WyaJMsHUk 1
W.
H. Clumpier (R.)
Johnston Democratic.
Jones John C. Parker (D.)
Lee D. A. McDowell (D.)
Lenoir E. R. Wootcn (D.)
Lincoln H. D. Warlick (D.)
Macon Higdon (R.)
Madison Republican.
Martin Harrv W. Stubbs (D.)
McDowell Price (D.)
Mecklenburg W. G. McLaughlin
(D). W. A. Greer (D), W. C. Dowd
((D), latter two re-elected.
Mitchell Republican.
Montgomery Robert T. Poole (D)
Moore I). A. McDonald (D).
Nash J. C. Braswell (D.)
New Hanover George L. Morton
(D), re-elected.
Northampton Dr. M. Bolton (D).
Onslow E. M. Koonce (D.)
Orange T. E. Sparrow (R.)
Pamlico J. B. Martin (D.)
Pasquotank S. N. Morgan (D.)
Pender Joseph T. Foy (D.)
Perquimans Ernest L. Reed (D.)
Person F. 0. Carver (R.)
Pitt Cotton (D), Cox (D.)
Polk J. B. Livingston (D.)
Randolph Thomas J. Redding (D)
J. Rom Smith (D.)
Richmond M. C. Freeman (D.)
Robeson W. J. McLeod (D), Mar
shall Shepherd (D).
Rockingham Davis (D), Witty
(D.)
Rowan John M. Julian (D), D
M. Carlton (D.)
Rutherford L. C. Dailey (D.)
Sampson J. T. Kennedy (R.), B.
H. Crumpler (R)
Scotland T. C. Everett, (D)
Stanly Campbell (R).
Stokes J. M. Tagg (R.)
Surry R. T. Haymore (R.)
Swain Republican. .
Transylvania George W. Wilson
(D.)
Tyrell Democratic.
Union R. W. Lemmond (D), Ney
McNeely (D.)
Vance B. H. Perry (D.)
Wake A. L. Cox (D), J. W. Hins
dale (D), E. T. Scarboro (D).
Warren T. U. Kodwell D , re
elected.
Washington Republican.
Watauga Smith Hageman (D).
Wayne J. E. Kelly (D), J.
H. Mitchell (D.)
Wilkes T. N... Hayes (R) and
A. Caudell (R.)
Wilson George W. Connor (D.)
Yadkin Republican.
Yancey D. M. Buck (D.)
Senate.
First district (Camden, Chowan,
Currituck, Gates, Hertford, Pasquo
tank, Perquimans) N. R. Jphnson
(D), A. S. Godwin (Dj.
Second (Beaufort, Dare. Hyde,
Martin, Pamlico, Tyrrell, Washing
ton) V. Martin (D), F. P. Latham
(D).
Third (Bertie, Northampton) B.
S. Gay (D.)
Fourth (Halifax) E. L. Travis
Fifth (Edgecombe) L. V. Bassett
(D.) , ,
Sixt (Pitt) Blow (D.)
Seventh (Franklin, Nash, Wilson)
k Ben T. Holton (D), J. D. Dawes
K , , r..
- - - - - ?
Jones. Lenoir. OnBlow) J. W. Bui
ton (D.) V-
Ninth (Wayne) J. L. Barham
CD.)
Tenth (Duplin, Pender) Edmond
Hawes .(D.)
Eleventh (Brunswick, New Han
over) B. G. Empie (D.)
Twelfth (Bladen, Columbus) 0.
L. Clark (D).
Thirteenth (Robeson) D. P. Shaw
(D)- ........
Fourteenth (Cumberland) y. K-
Nimocks (D).
Fifteenth (Harnett, Johnston,
Sampson) Ellington (D), Peterson
(D.)
Sixteenth (Wake) W. B. Jones
(D.))
Seventeenth (Warren, Vance)
H. T. Powell (D.)
Eighteenth (Granville, Person)
J. A. Long (D.)
Nineteenth (Alamance, Caswell,
Durham, Orange) J. L. Scott, Jr.
(D), J. S. Manning (D.)
Twentieth (Rockingham) Wray
(R)
Twenty-first (Guilford) J. A. Bar-
ringer (D.)
Twenty-second (Chatham, Moore,
Scotland, Richmond) A. S. Dockery
(D), Jonathan Peele (D).
Twenty-third (Montgomery, Ran
dolph) J. A. Spence (D.)
Twenty-fourth (Anson Davidson,
Stanly, Union) J. A. Lockhart (D.)
Hawkins, (D.)
Twenty-fifth (Cabarrus, Mecklen
burg) H. N. Pharr (D), P. B. Means
(D).
Twenty-sixth (Rowan) Whitehead
Kluttz (D).
Twenty-seventh (Forsythe) Ex-
Judge H. R. Starbuck (R.)
Twenty-eighth (Stokes, Surry)
Republican.
Twenty-ninth (Davie, Wilkes, Yad
kin) Wm. Lee (R.)
Thirtieth (Iredell) Zeb V. Long
(D.)
Thirtv-first (Catawba, Lincoln)
J. D. Elliott (D.)
TMrty-second (Gaston) W. T.
Love (D.)
Thirty-third (Cleveland. Hender
son, Kutnerlord, rolK) mcu. nay
(D), John C. Mills (D.)
Thirty-fourth (Alexander, Burke,
Caldwell, McDowell) J. C. Sherrill
(R.) S. A. McColl (R.)
Thirty-fifth (Alleghany, Ashe, Wa
tauga) R. L. Doughton (D.)
Thirty-sixth (Madison, Mitchell.
Yancey) Republican.
Thirty-seventh (Buncombe) J. J.
Britt (R.)
Thirty-eighth (Haywood, Jackson.
Transylvania, Swain) A. M. , Fry
(D).
Thirty-ninth (Cherokee; Clay, Gra
ham, Macon) West (R.)
World's Visible Cotton Supply.
New Orleans. Special. Secretary
Hester's statement of the world's vis
ible supply of cotton issued Saturday
shows the total visible is 3,617,900
against 3,280,124 last week and 3,-
371,95S last year. Of this the total
of American cotton is 3,092,900
against 2,741,124 last week and 2,-
565,082 last year all other kinds in
cluding Egypt, Brazil, India, etc.,
525,000 against 539,000 last week and
806,876 last year.
LABOR NOTES.
The linen industry in Ireland gives
employment to about 70,000 people
Durine Anenst 320 neonle were in-
iured in industrial accidents in Can-
adn and lis Hiprl
Yorkshire (England) Miners' Fed-
eration is continuing its crusade
against non-union workeries in the
collieries.
Boston (Mass.) Cigar Makers'!
Union has levied an assessment of $5 '
on eacn inemDer to advertise tne
blue label.
Delegates from the Bricklayers'
and Stonemasons' Unions met at
Guelph, Canada, to form a provincial
association.
The American section of the boot
and shoe workers' international body
now uu.5 mure man iuu,uuu in us t
emergency fund, according to" report.
Sacramento, Cal., wishes to have a
labor temple, and has sent to each
union a copy of the plan to raise
funds for the erection of the struct
ure. Union men of Walla Walla, Wash.,
will ask the Board o Education to
submit to the people at the next elec
tion the proposition of free text
books. The Massachusetts State executive
board of Steam Engineers' Union de
cided upon Lowell as the place, and
Sunday, December IS, as the date for
the engineers' annual State conven
tion. The Finnish Legislature has passed
the bakers' bill, which makes eight
hours a legal day's work in all baker
ies throxighout Finland. The same
bill provides that night work in bak
eries shall be prohibited.
The various branches of the Society
of Amalgamated Carpenters and
Joiners have been notified by the Uni
ted States district secretary that the
minimum amount for tool benefits
has been fixed at $1.75 and the maxi
mum $105.
MARKET DUCKS.
The Pekin ducks are without doubt
the most desirable kind for market
purposes. Hardly any other variety
is kept in this part of the country,
Although a few growers keetp Indian
Hunners because of their prolific -laying
qualities. But the market for
duck eggs is very limited, all the
-roflt being in the production of green
ducks for the market American Cultivator.
THE
SAVING MAN,
Wlio Wants to Convert Every
One to Parsimoniousness...
That friend of yours who, after
years of unimaginable grubbing and
scrimping has saved up a couple of
thousand dollars isn't he the nuis
ance though?
Oh, you know him all right. Know
him, because, not content with saving
himself, he wants you to save. He
pleads and expostulates with you to
save. He demands you to save. He
bullyrags and bulldozes you to save.
You don't envy him his hard wrung
couple of thousand at all. You're
glad he has got it. You don't, how
ever, feel that a couple of thousand
saved up with such a bitter effort
would do you, yourself, any good.
You don't want savings wrenched out
of the ordinary comforts of life in
that way. And if you had the couple
of thousand a still, small voice tells
you that you'd be pretty liable to blow
it within a month or so anyhow.
Therefore you are content that he
shall go on having his saved up two
thousand and some odd bones, if he'll
only keep still about it, if he'll only
take away that noise he ma'ces about
why you ought to get on your saving
clothes.
But he won't. Nor, sir, he will not.
He refuses to. He's going to keep
right at you about saving. He's going
to force you to see the advantages,
the benignities, of saving. He's going
to put it square before you.
He's going to make you save.
He has a thousand ways of tackling
you. He's with you, for example,
when you buy a couple of cigars for
two bits.
"Rotten extravagance," he 6ays to
you as he sinks his teeth into one of
the two Jor a quarter smokes v "Per
fectly rotten. Where d'ye expect
you'll pull up if you keep tight on
hurling your dust away like that?
I know, but I won't say. I'd hate to
say. Doggone it all, I will say it
you'll pull up on the poor farm, that's
where you'll pull up. Idea of chuck
ing in twenty-five cents for two piffing
smokes. You must be crazy! Look
at me. I smoke stogies. Get a hun
dred of 'em for a hundred cents. And
they're every blamed bit as good as
these two for a quarter things. Fel
low gets used to 'em. I'd rather
smoke stogies now, in fact, than these
fool things. Think what you could
do worth while with that two bits.
Why, it's the interest for a yeafen a
five dollar note at five per cent.
You're bughouse, that's all. You'll
never have -anything. You'll die a
bum.. You hear me.a-talkj.n'."
You tell him mildly that It V all
right that if you're destined to die
a bum, as he says, why, you'll be able
to cast back and reflect upon the fun
you've had. But he snorts at that.
He snorts, in fact, at virtually every
reason you give as to why you desire
to blow in your own coin after your
own ideas of coin blowing. He's one
of the busiest little snorters we have,
as a simple matter of fact.
Or maybe he'll get at you with ref
erence to the clothes you wear.
"How much did that fool Willie off
the pickle boat suit of clothes that
you're sporting set you back?" he
asks you.
You mutter something about sixty
five bucks.
"Sixty-five iron men for that mess
of togs that makes you look like
somebody trying to make a hit with
himself, hey?"' chops that friend of
yours who has tucked away some sav
ings. "Well, I'd like to have a peek
" luc ui uwu uuuex.me
violet rays, that's all I've got to say
Sixty-five bones for that suit, eh?
;Well, it is to laugh. It's to laugh to
, think that there's a man on earth so
: pinheaded. Say, you see this suit
tthat I'm wearing now, don't you?"
You do. You don't tell him what
you think it looks like because you
don't want to hurt his fPiine-B
Well," he goes on, "d'ye know
how many summers I've got out of
this suit? This is the fourth sum
mer! Got it in the summer of 1905,
and I've been banging around in it
every summer since. And what d'ye
think 1 paid for it? Hey? I paid
?11.9 9 for this suit of clothes, and
I'll get still one more summer out of
it. And if it doesn't look every bit as
good as that sixty-five buck suit
you've got on I'll eat my linoleum lid,
that's what I'll do."
That's the way the saving friend
keeps right on barking at you.
He hears somewhere or other that
last night you dropped eighteen
simoleons playing poker. He holds
you up the minute he meets up with
you.
"So you're tossing your kale at the !
snowbirds again, hey?" he says .at
you. "Thought you were going to
flag that poker stuff, hey? Didn't you
tell me you were going to stick all of
the poker money henceforth into that
building and loan association I was
telling you about?"
You tell him yes, you had intended
to get into that building and loan as
sociation, but that you met up with
a bunch of fellers that had a little
poker fiesta on hand and that you
only sloughed off a few dollars, any
how, and that you had a lot of fun at
it and therefore you're not kicking,
and so on. But that doesn't take him
off of you.
Sometimes he takes another tack.
"Say, how old are you getting to
be nowadays, young fellow?" lie in
quires of you.
You tell him.
"Uh, huh," says he. "Well, you're
not exactly the kidlet that you used
to be, are you? Not the Infant prod
igy that you were ten or fifteen years
ago, huh? 1 can see the gray boyt
beginning to peek out of your hair a'.
the sides and there's a crowsfoot or
two beginning to show up at the cor
ners of your eyes. And I understand
that you're living right up to every
cent you make. That's showing a fine
set of brains for you, isn't it? Are
you aware of the fact that in these
days of competition a man has got to
get together at least the foundation
of his little pile before he's forty-five
or so or stand a hundred to one
chance of never getting anything at
all after he's reached that age? Hey?
Don't you know very well that a man
gradually becomes less productive,
sort of loses out, after he reaches the
age of forty? That the demand now
adays In all lines of endeavor is for
the younger fellows? Well, then!"
You tell him that you're not feel
ing decrepit at the age of thirty
seven; that you expect to be swing
ing right along at the old game for
quite a spell yet, and so on. But nix.
He won't have it.
"I say," he declares oracularly,
"that if you're ever going to have a
place to lay your head by the time
you're forty-five, you've got to begin
right now to tuck a hunk of your
earnings away. You ought, as a mat
ter of fact, to've begun long ago.
And? you can't save by indulging your
self in every blamed caprice and
whim that you happen to think of.
You have got to make sacrifices if you
expect to save. You've got to grind.
You've got to put your nose down to
it. You've got to be able to say No.
no! You've got to be able to stand
by and see the other pinheads blow
ing in their money without experi
encing any temptation to go and do
likewise yourself. You're listening
to me, aren't you?"
Of course you are. You wouldn't
dare not to listen to him. But you
tell him that, really, you don't feel as
if you'd be any happier if you did
manage to accumulate a few thou
sands of dollars. You try to pass it
off by being a bit humorous.
"What 'ud be the good," you in
quire of him, "of my scrimping and
saving to get hold of a few thousand
dollars, and then to have a milk.
wagon zephyr along and hit me on the
wishbone and send me over to Oak
Hill, and all like that what' ud be
the good of my saving if that kind
of thing were to come off?"
This makes him positively furious.
He says that that observation proves
that you are an utter fathead. He
has all the insurance figures on &
man chajgtcjes. tp.ljvei .doped ouamL
at his flfl'grer's ends, and fie "tells iron
that at your age, thirty-seven, why,
you've got such and such a number
of chances out of such and such a
number to go right on living until
you bury the last member of this
year's baby crop. He jumps upon
you for trying to fetch in that milk
wagon and tells you that the grava
defect of your character is frivolous-
ness. The very fact that you'de be
gin to talk about milk wagons and
wishbones and Oak Hills and things
when he was trying to lead you to
your duty your duty to your family
as well as to yourself why, that very
fact shows that the grave defect of
your character is frivolousness. It
Bure is. He's sorry to see it, too.
He's noticed it for years, but he
never wanted to say anything about
It to you.
Sad nuisance, this saving friend of
yours. Sad, really. Because you
can't come right out and tell him to
take that noise away. He's always.
a good, solid, well meaning sort of
a chap, you see, and you know very
well that he sincerely has your in
terest at heart. If you tell him to
forget that stuff and talk baseball,
he'll be offended. There's really
nothing that you can tell him that'll
stick, anyhow. The only thing you
can do is to keep right on apologizing
to him, year after year, dozens of
times each year, for spending your
own hard earned money the way you
feel like spending it.
It sure is orful, Mildred, how many
otherwise good people there are in
this world who suffer from atrophy
of the imagination and things.
Washington Star.
The Hold of "Gospel Hymns."
Human nature being what it Is,
and the liking for pathos being so
widespread and ineradicable, the
"Gospel Hymns" as a whole will prob
ably remain popular, and even in
crease in popularity for a long time
to come. The people who sing them
with such zest would not appreciate
the delicacy and refinement, in
thought and expression, of the few
great hymns. For these honest folks
the trivality of the music, the cheap
ness of style, the shallowness of con
ception and the cloying sentimental
ity are exactly what lend charm to
the "Gospel Hymns." New York
Post.
Animal Sympnlliy.
Immediately in front of my house
Is a small paddock, in which there
have been feeding a pony and four
cows. In a tiny clump of grass and
buttercups there is a willow wren's
nest filled with young. Though all
the grass around is closely cropped,
this little clump remains absolutely
untouched. Am I wrong tn believing
that birds have some system of com
municating their whereabouts, and
that the larger animals show consid
eration and care for the weak and
helpless we. too often, desnise, and
set at naught. Country Life.
The diamond cutters of Amster
J&iu arp in distress for lack of work.