, 7 A Colyum V Of Thoughts From Here There, Yonder i : VOLUME XXV WARRENTQN, N. q., FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1920 "Number 39 1 A SEMMVEEWLY NEWSPAPER DEVOTED TO THE INTERESTS OF WARRENTQN AND WAR ft teN COUNTY" rn? r V- For ynu-z the work of the Salvation irrnv has meritea the cndorsement of people and in innumerable in stant coin has been freely dropped ' tht- Jft'Jral public into the tam . of the Salvation lassies as tbev made their appeals. With the war and the splendid ser vice of the Doughnut organization came a new era of broader service for the Army and it discontinued its can ass and left its future, usefulness upon the heart of the people of this country in the belief that they know 0f their labors would stand to in the hour of finanical need. They will not look in vain for the people of these United States know from personal testimony the noble ser vice rendered and in this new era of humai! brotherhood, ushered in by the war, realize that they must help car rv on the work of organization whicn states its creed in the slogan "a man may be down but he's never out!"v Warren county, its appreciative peo ple and they are many, will answer this yearly appeal during the month. The soul of true goodness is" the willingness to aid those less fortunate. The Salvation, Army is the messen ger of this creed. It merits support. We can expect that the people of this county will ex tend it. . Coach Have you taken a shower? Fresh No; is one missing? Voodoo. To avoid the Rush ''Last evening, sir, I distinctly saw my daughter sitting in your lap. What explanation have you to make?" "I got here early, sir before the others.' Judge. Vanity Case, Please "All is not gold that glitters, Henry dear." " "And yet, darling, to me that little nose of yours is mighty precious." JacW-Lantern. Scornful she Marry you ? . You're far too hasty, sir. - Determined he Right now I have enough money to marry you on, but if I have to court you, I wn't be able to make the giade. Jack-o-Lantern. Stude Sir, I want permission to be away three days after the end of va cation. Dean Ah, you want three more days of grace ? Stude No; three more days of Ger trudeRecord. Few women paint themselves as others see them. Selected. Mary Oh, Jack, why did you join the aviation? It is so dangerous. Jack Well, it's this way. Mother thought I was an angel, and father thought I was a bird, so I just had to learn to fly. Tar Baby. Iride Excited Fresh (to surrounding throng of admirers) Yes sir, the varsity full hack spoke to me, going down to the train. Skeptic What did he say? Fresh Get the hell out of the way, will ypu ? Burr. '"She has - fatal beauty." My boy, you were never more wrong, why, I know six men who are llving for her alone." Jaek-o'Lantern Son Well, father, how are you? Father As fine as silk, son. Son Then you'll, be soft to touch. Purple Cow. The following is from the ending of the burlesque obiturary published in Jhe Carolina Tar Baby, concerning one paries Ezekiel Pratt, who was killed a circular saw: - - ere lies what's left of Ezekiel Pratt; 0 Was a good man jtnd married, at that, It- Sing, t)f course, was a little bit raw For the teeth of the saw was all that ho saw" I Wonder Why As I j Q. "'w me ueep Dlue i ten sat and wondered why gazed into the deep blue sky, Thev Were made- With aiiT SUh SWeet and Pretfcy things, 1 their Jewels and other things, Xhu; Fo1' which men paid. , Until Cymcany 1 use to think, ,a grl so sweet and pink, ' Now T uame int my life' ' Work 110 time to muse' Jy i or clothes and shoes, She is my wife! -Widow. M.DRIVE UNDER WAY ; Salvation Army Appeals To Coun try For Ten Millions To Carry On Program DOES GREAT WORK IN BEHALF OF DOWNCAST Its Record In France A History of Glory and Its Actions Here A Tribute To Its Name; Drive In Warren This Month. Atlanta; Ga., May lLJThroughout the United States the 'work of rais ing $10,000,000, needed by the Salva tion Army to carry out its plans next year for aiding the poor and unfor tunate was started Monday. The organization has laid its budget before the people, who are asked to provide the required funds within the next ten days. Franklin D. Lane, former secretary of the interior in President Wilson. 's Cabinet, is nat ional chairman of the second .home service fund appeal of the Salvation Army and the volunteer , workers and Salvationists throughout the country have gone cut to carry the appeal of the great rganizatio'n they serve to the hearts and homes of the Ameri can people. - Salvation Army offffcials hope not only to continue all their present hu manitarian activities, but to widen the scope of many of them. If the ans wer falls short the plans for expan sion and extension must be abandon ed, and the present work perhaps cur tailed. . Only a small portion of the work is self-sunpporting. The rescue homes for unfortunate women; the hospitals, including the maternity hospitals which care for thousands of mothers of the poorer classes; the slum settle ment demand .constant financial aid. The fresh air camps, the prison, work J ana lounanng nomes are supporiea wholly from the home service fund. The evangelical work, the bureaus which. yearly give away great quanti ties of food, clothing and other sup plies to those in dire need, as vell as many other activities and. institutions, derive their support from the saraee source. . The amount sought was not determ ined arbitrarily, but by compiling the estimated financial needs of the va rious districts and corps. These in dividual amounts are required to car ry on the work in the diffeent locali ties. Tlve effort of each community, therefore, will be to raise the" suni named in its own -budget, and prac tically all the money raised in a given section will be spent- there. The Salvation Army lassie has ask ed: Will my work go on? Between May 10 and 20 America gives her answer. The lassies know where real need and suffering exist and they know the means of reaching it. j "The Salvation Army campaign is j practically on and will last but a few days, consequently it behooves every body to do their duty as soon as possi ble in order that the people of this State may show their appreciation for the worthy work of a band of people who risked their lives for the comfort of our boys in France, and who are now preparing for an extension of its work in times of peace. "The Salvation Army did nothing new in th e great World War. Its army of workers only.,, transferred their activities to a field of battle be tween men, fo it ha- been fighting a battle of vice, poverty, sin and misery in our own fair land for fifty years and has won many a battle in its work of relieving "suffering. It reclaims yearly thousands of girls who hay gone astray. There is hardly a couif-' ty in the southern states that -.does not send men and women but intothe world too weak to fight the battle of existence and who sooner or later are helped Joy the Salvatin Army, y ."It makes very little fuss about its charitable work, but it is constantly at it and hundreds of thosuand of peo pie can testify to its worth in the cause of humanity. People of this state are greatly appreciative of the wonderful sacrifice that the Salvation Army workers are constantly making in order to help suffering mankind, and while we may he ever so tired of giv ing and serving we cannot afford to turn, a deaf ear to this annual appeal of the Salvation Army for funds with which to carry on its worthy work , - . - - - - Ratification Map of the Federal Suffrage Amendment. if'0"8 ( t! I V"!ov w i , 1 Hte" t Y V. ( NSV' UTAH. COL. j ,Th White States Hav Ratifled. for another twelve months. This is the cause to which every man, woman and, child in this state should proudly contribtue something. - ' The Salvation Army has given out its recipe for doughnuts. This is the formula from which all the crullers for the men of the A. E. F. were made., There is something magic in it., for it worked wonders. Here it is: 5 cups flour 2 eggs v2 cups sugar 3-4 cup milk 5 teaspoonfus baking powder 1 tablespoonful lard 1 Saltspoonful salt Knead and cut and drop into boil ing lard. The lassies who made these doughnuts in France say that a hap py smile, added to the doughnuts at the time of serving makes1 them even more delightful. , NEICE PAYS TRIBUTE TO MEMORY SIMON P. HAITHCOCK "V 1 JVtrJSimonPetar. Haitheock-Wtts i30Tii4.Tetrtcyi11TS'repof1;ed favorably, a "Bill to July SO, 1875 an died April 29, 1920. His last illness lasted about twenty hours. Loving ones did everything possible to relieve his suffering, but he heard the Father calling him to come home and be at rest, and he obey ed. Most of his life was spent in War ren county. For ax long time he was in the mercantile business with his brother, but during the past few years he had purchased a home and had been very sucessfully farming. About five years ago he united v?ith Marmaduke Baptist Church whre he remained a faithful member until his death. In 1916 he was married to Miss An nie Belle Harris of Graham. He was a good neighbor, and a kind loving husband and father. He will be missed by everyone who knew Jiim for he was a favorite with all. On April 30th he was tenderly laid away in the family cemetery at the old home. He is survived by his wife and two children, Irwin Williard and Bradford Wilker, mother, two sisters and five brothers. May God comfot the bereaved ones. A NIECE. STATED COMMUNICATION A Stated Communication of Jsohns-ten-Caswell Lodge No. 10 A. F. & A. M. will be held in the Mascnit Hal. Warrenton, N. C, Monday Evening, May 17th at 8:30 o'clock. Work in the Fellow Crafts Degree. Members of Sister Lodges ard all transient brethren fraternally invited to attend. STEPHEN E7 BURROUGHS, W. M. W. BRODIE JONES, Secretary. "Whyxdo you say he is financially embarrassed?" ' "He's so shy in his paymejntss." Cornell Widow. "What do you call a man who- plays asaxaphone?" 'It depends on how rotten he.' is." The Yale Record. . , Born A Daughter Born to Mr. and Mrs. C. Df Faucette of Raleigh, oh May 5th, a gi r Mary Elizabeth. - - Make North Carolina the Perfect Si. MONEY STATIONS; NAVY USING OIL When Frank Munsey put out two "old scvap book" magazines for a quar ter, in the days-while magazines were cheap, he explained that he had dis covered that "there are stations in money." He enumerated these as the nickel, dime, quarter, half dollar and dollar. Really what Mr. Munsey must have meant was that these coins were the. express stops ancl that all othei coins stood for way-stations and the like. It was a pretty distinction, but we haven't seen the "old scrap books" for a long long time; and it must be that the reading public has changed its stations. One of the late prophe sies is that new minor coins that are proposed t in Congress may drive the penny and nickel to' the' museums. The Senate Committee on Banking and Cur coin two:cent pieces, and another meas Jure by Senator Freylinghuysen provi des for the coinage of seven and eight fcent pieces. Washington street rail- ways have' joined, the customs of other cities in the use of "tokens" for fares. In effect these are eight cent pieces or a fraction less, since that represents the fare. Since the nickel has be come a sort of flag-stop in the com mercial world it is quite probable that the two cent piece will soon have the seven and eight cent pieces for com pany and that new money stations will be recognized by the public at large. . ) ' Demand Exceeding The "Supply The Navy Has gone to sea in oil burning ships, and the steamship com panies of America and England have substituted oil tanks for coal bunkers on all the new ships. American rail-, roads are now consuming about fiffy million barrels of fuel oil a yeai The demand for fuel oil is increasing. And fuel oil is a product of petroleum, just as is kerosene, gasoline, etc. The race between consumption and pro- million barrels ahead of production in . .. . , a r duction lound consumption twenty nve 1918, and,-the score was practically even inl919, with a total production of 375,000,000 barrels, all of which was used. The prospectors haven't with all their activity in the Mexican and United States fields been able to keep up with the increased demand, and ir consequence we have higher prices for gasoline and manufacturing difficulties that have arisen out of greater expenses attached to the fuel and lubricating accounts. - MORE SYSTEM'IN WAR RISK INSURANCE DEPARTMENT Announcement is made by director K. G. Cholmeley-Jones that, througn the adoption of improved methods . and equipment, a plan to achieve an annual saving of approximately $8,500,000.00 in the administration of the Bureau of War Risk Insurance has .been inaugu rated and, by June 30 of the present year will have become an established regime.. The Bureau not only has now reached' a current basis in its work, but the improved methods which have been installed liave made possible at the same time" a- reduction of the per sonnel from 15,000 as of last July, to approximately 9,000 as of date, with a schedule of further reduction ahead which, carried into effect, will reduce the personnel to approximately 7,500 by June 30, thus virtually cutting in half the Bureau's basic payroll in the course of the jircal year. EXERCISES TONITE AND TUESDAY NITE The Primary Department of the Warrenton State High School will hold their commencement in the auditorium tonight at eight o'clock. The program numbers will be rendered by children of the first four grades. . The execises'will commence prompt ly in order to give the public an op portunity to witness the program and then attend the second show at the Opera House at nine forty, five. There will be no admission charge at" the academy. The program follows: Chorus The Birds Nest. . Riley and Gaynor Recitations-2 Greetings Earle. Connell, First Grade Song Dolly Stop Weeping. . . .Guptell Elizabeth Boyd, First Grade Story Elves and Shoemaker Margaret Kidd, Second Grade Inst. Solo: Little Jack Frost Dameron Bettie Powell . " Lalla Fitts Palmer Recitation Tending to Baby John Lewis Modlin, 3rd Grade Song The Quarrel. . Webb Margaret KiddT Romeo Williams " - . Drill March of finks x Third and Fourth Grade Girls Recitation A Secret Maywood Modlyin, 2nd Grade Song Trials of aBoy;. . . ... . .Alston Romeo Williams," 2nd Grade Dialogue The Latest Thing in Hats Eight Little Girls, 1st and 2nd , Grades Dameron Inst. Solo. The Jolly Playmates Louise Davis, Bettie Powell Song The Rhumatiz,. . Alston Anna Williams, Luck Basker ville, Rachel Mullen, Martin and Stewart Wilson, Wood- row Parker. , . PROGRAM OF MUSICALE GIVEN BY MISS DAMERON'S PUPILS $ext.Xuesday.. , evening at 8-00 the" pupils of Miss Lillie Belle Dame ron will give a musicale in the War renton High School auditorium. The pupils have worked hard and the pro gram promises to be of interest. Miss Dameron requests that thdse attend-, ing will not talk during a number, as nothing is more encouring to a' pupils best efforts than a sympathetic au dience. ; The program follows: Piano Solo Fairy Fountain. ... C. W. Kern - Ethel Pinhell Piano Solo Merry Makers F.' P. Atherton Elizabeth Johnson ' Piano Duet Mirthful Moments. . .L. B. Dameron Georgie Tarwater ,i Margie Davis Piano Solo The Jolly Hunter L. Renk Doris Morin Piano Solo The Happy Wanderer. .. .A. Jensen Kate Macon " Piano Solo A Hieland Laddie. . .-. .F. L. Morey Lucy Boyd Recitation Hans and Gretchel -Anon Lucy Tucker Piano Solo . ' - East Indian riancing Girl. . . . Smith Katherine Taylor Piano Solo : Heralds of Spring G. D. Martin Martha Reynolds Price Piano' Solo In Clover C. W.lCern Katherine Arrington Piano Solo - Sparkling Brooklet C. Mater - Drewry Wilker Piano Duet . Woodland Dance. . . .L. B. Dameron Leonora Taylor Piano Solo Dreams. .J. F. Fry singer ; Lucy Tucker Piano Solo Pastorella. . . .Theo Lack JEula Wifaon Piano Solo ' Morning Serenade.". . . . .C. W. Kern Olivia BurwellT Spirit of the Forest Dutton Dance- Katherine Arrington Piano Solo A Minuet a L'Antique Paderewski Annie Joe Lancaster Piano Solo , Simple Confession. . . ... . .F. Thome Ella Brodie Jones Heard At the Commons "Well," said the waiter to the stu dent, who had just had his coffe cup refilled f or the seventh tim, "you must be very fond .of coffe." :" "Yes, indeed," answered the student, "or I wouldn't ' be drinking so much water to get a little."-Burr. ' . If iiU ,3 lil) I) y)U oil all II UU Wheat Crop Thirty Percent Less .Than Normal In The' United States PLANTING LATE IN ALL SECTIONS OF THE STATE Rye Crop Not Up To Average .But Hay Crop Good; Labor Sit nation Bad On Farms of North Carolina. Raleigh, N. C, May 12. "Our primary bread crop is threatened with the t-emendous reduction of thirty four per cent fomlast year," announ ces the North Carolina Cooperative Crop Reporting Service. "The winter wheat acreage to be harvested in the United States, is more than thirty per cent less than last year. The May 1st forecasts are for only 484,647,000 bushels on 34,165,000 'acres compared with a final estimate of 731,636,000 bushels produced last year at an aver age yield of 14.7 bushels per acre. The abandonment to May 1st of acre age sown is practically twelve per cent , with a condition of but 79 per cent of a full crop. "The North Carolina crop shows about two per cent abandonment with a condition of 88 per cent, on an acre age of 12 per cent less than that of last year and 90 per cent of the usual. Rye Off "As with wheat the acreage of the United States is greatly reduced, but the 85 per cent condition shows a fair outlook. The North Carolina acreage is eleven per cent less than last year and has a condition of 91 per cent of normal, for the rye crop. Hays Same "The United States present acreage of hay crops estimated to be the same and reports show 10.5 per cent of last . years crop now remaining on farms. The North Carolina estimates indicate a six per cent reduction in the acreage of hay, with a 90 per cent condition of the present growing crops. Six teen per cent of our last year's hay was reported on May 1st as remain ing on farms. ' Planting Late Three-fourths of the plowing has been finished with but half of the en tire planting work done in this state. It is not wise to mention to -farmers just now anything about the eight hour day. Livestock' Good , "The condition of all livestock, both for North Carolina and the United States, is reported as beinjg very good at this date. No particular epidemics are reported excepting a few sporadic cases of hog cholera. Even this seem3 to be less pronounced than usual. Re ports indicate .that about two per cent of horses, cattle, and sheep died last year from diseases and about the same percentage f rom exposure and neglect. Swine show a mortality from disease of abdut five per cent. These figures are also fairly representative of conditions for the entire United Statse except that lambs have a greater death rate in other states. Labor Bad "The farmers' strenous and long hours of work are helping to overcome the shortage and indifference of the labor remaining on farms which is thirty per cent short of usual. "The weather conditions for April were generally adverse for the best progress of farm work, as the soil was too cold and wet for the best prepara tion for or growth of seeds that were planted. Reportedly Frank Parker, Director. OLD SOUTHERN DARKY MAKES LOVE TO MAMMY A quaint touch of humor is added to the picture, "In Old Kentucky," feat uring Anita Stewart, which will be shown SLp the Warrenton Opera House tonight and tomorrow night, by an elderly colored couple spooning on the lawn.- - It is the night of the great ball in celebration of the winning of the Ken tucky Handicap. Their service in the house over, the old couple slip out while the white folks are dancing, for their own amdsemerit. The' couple 'who play the part are typical Southern darkies and carry out their little side play with the natural- ness and simplicity of real life. Their ! sincerity in their ove making, the old 'negro's good natured grin, and the J shyness of the old negress, stir the I risibilities of all. 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