XJlJ, JLvtfiiL ikut. BmiH j ft JL A Colyiim Of Thoughts From Here There, Yonder -Do you sit up for your husband?' "No; I am an early riser and am al ways up in time to 2reet him." Bos ton Transcript. Po: Your room-mate says that he u a practical socialist. rinnk: He must be. He wears my- hiits, smokes my tobacco, and writes t"o my girls. Pitt Panther. "Are you saving up anything for a rainy day ?" asked the thrifty citizen. "Yes," replied Mr. Chuggins. "In a little while I expect to have enough to bay i new top for my automobile." Chicago Heral'd. A Barberous Joke The weather was warm, and ' X At decided to shave on the back porch. aeuufu iu I Alr. Casey saw mis ana saia, rai, i gi e you shaving on the outside ? " "Begorra," he said, "did you think I was fur-lined? Boys Life. Revengeful Maud "Ferdie jilted Maud and married another girl, but Maud had her re- venge." -How?" "She sent the bride to readtontheir honeymoon Stevenson's 'Travels with j a Donkey, boston xranscript. bririging back Misses Viola and Arline Geoghegan. Signs of Experience. Bobbie -"My ! Miss virgie Duke is visiting her sis father must have been up to all sorts ter Mrs. Russel King and Mrs. Ernest of mischief when he was a boy." f Gm of Henderson. Johnny "Why?" Miss Carrie Haithcock spent Satur- Bobbie" 'Cos he knows 'xactly I day ni&ht with Miss Bessie Powell, what questions to ask me when he Mr and Mrs. Harry Leonard with wants to know what I've been doing." children were short callers in our -Cleveland News. i midst Tuesday afternoon. . J Mrs. M. C. Duke spent a most de- Police j lightful week with Mrs. Stewart "Oh, Clarice, I'm so worried! You j Crinkley of Raleigh while her son know you told me to put that piece of j Harold visited his grandparents Mr. wedding cake under my pillow and I'd j and Mrs. S. K. Clark, dream of my future husband?" j Mr. M. C. Duke went to Raleigh las "Yes, dear; didn't it work?" j Friday and from there Mr. and Mrs. "That's what worries me. I dream-j Stewart Crinkley with Mr. and Mrs. ed of the Seventy-first Regiment." i M. C. Duke motored to Thomasville to American Legion Weekly. Hint to Speeders First Constable "Did yer git that feller's number?" Second Constable "No, he, was, too gol-dern fas -?er me. Thet'wSs a perty pert-lookin' gal in the' back seat, j wasn't it?" . First Constable "She shure was!" Hum Bug. Two Lancaschire men had a fishing match at Scarborough for half a sov ereign a side. One of them, fancying he had a bite, was so eager about it that he fell head-first into the" water. So the other man shouted out: "That's not fair, Bill! The bet's off. I can beat ' thee.Jit: fair flashing, but I'm not going to stand the diving in after 'era" Tit-Bits. Cash After Death f A lawyer and a minister were, hav ing a heated agument about the here after. With eloquence the pretrcher expounded the theory of a life after death. The lawyer listened, bored and plainly unconvinced. The parson jinished. The lawyer was unmoved. "Say what you will, I believe death nds all," he insisted. The minister's sense of humor came to iiis rescue. "If death ended all," he observed, "most of you lawyers would he starving to death." New York Evening Post. Large Mice Jock was fresh from the Highlands, end had just arrived at Halifax, N. S., enroute to Winnipeg. He was sitting at the depot and noticed a lot of ani- mal heads hanging upon the wall. So t he called an Jitfpnrvt nprass. and this is the conversation that was . over heard: : "Here, mon, I want ye to tell me what are the names o' thae beasts," "Oh," said the attendant, "that very large black one is the head of a bear," "Aye!" - . ' "And that one with the small horns ia the head of a wapiti." "Aye!" "And that one with the very large -homs is the head of a moose." - "A what?" "A moose." "Awa' mon! If that's a moose, then what ar' yer rats like?" Tit Bits. Let Us Here From "Dew Drop" The communication from "Dew Drop" reached us all right, but was too lm for publication when found by ihe expositor. Write again and give s the news, as live Country Corre- spondence makes a Countv naper. ' A S GLEANINGS FROM MARMADURE Well, Peggy is back again after having spent a most, enjoyable time wun sister an cousins in Hollister, Grove Hill and Henderson. While I was away somebody kindly took my place last week, many thanks to you, Lela. Mr. D. L. Robertson seems to be get ting along nicely with his tobacco as he has a plenty of helpers to shovhim. Mrs. Annie Haithcock and children, i i i of Alston, spent a very pleasant day jwith Mr. and Mrs. C. A. Haithcock i Sunday. Miss Bessie Powell and Mr. and Mrs .S K f?l n -r. . ei c,vn V. 1 , , afternoon with them, and the delie-ht- ful watermelon was enjoyed by all. - . , , ' . Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Quales and chil j dren motored up to Mr. and Mrs. S. K. Clark's late Sunday afternoon bring j ing with them Misses Ruby and Lela Clark who have been staying with their sisters Mrs. W. H. Squalls and Mrs. Howard Crawley, of Hollister, for awhile. Mr. and Mrs. D. L. Robertson with daughter Miss Mable called on Mrs Bettie Haithcock Sunday afternoon see their relatives, Mr. and Mrs. M. C. Duke returning Monday well pleas ed with their trip. Right many from this section at tended the big dinner at the County Home given by Supt. W. Powell, and all reported a most enjoyable time and a delightful and bountiful dinner. Mr." and Mrs. C. A. Haithcock with son and daughter Cleary and Mfss Carrie attended the meeting at Inez last week reporting what good ser mons they heard by the Rev. True blcod. Best wishes to the Warren Record and its host of readers. . PEGGY. MISS JONES ENTERTAINS Miss Byrd Jones entertained at 10:30 Thursday morning in honor of Miss Mary Hinton Watson, of Darl ington, S. C., her house guest. Progressive Heart-Dice was the form of recretaion, and those present and playing were: Misses Mary Hinton Watson, Annie Palmer, Philena Macon, Annie Bur well, Fair Polk, Virginia Gibbs, Alice Robker, Katharine Alston, Lucy Wil liams, Ella B. Jones, Janice Watson, Cate Monroe Gardner, Nan Rodwell, Agnes Henderson, Will Jones and Sal lie Davis. Dainty refreshments were served, and the morning was delightfully spent. IN MEMORY Last Saturday night August 21, 1920 the hearts of Mr. and Mrs. Rob ert Arrington were made very sad, when God in his infinite wisdom saw fi't to take from them their little three months old son Albert Lee. . 1 1 ' L V. 1 He was sick for oniy a snon wm that ioving hands could do was done for him -from the time he was taken sick, But nothing seemed to do any good. We loved him well, but Goi loved him better. He was laid to rest in the cemetery at Areola Sunday afternoon, Silently one by one in the infinite meadows' of Heaven Blossoms thr beautiful stars. The beautiful for-get-me-npt of angels. May God cheer the hearts of those who are sad. - A FRIEND. Jones: Well Brown, what are you digging that hole for? Brown: Just to transplant few Jones: Looks very much like my hen Brown i It is, but my seed are inside it.Boys Life. First Scout: How was Iron Ore first discovered ? . ' f . n i. TV.r cmelt It OI Seeonfl acoui. course. Boy S -Lai- Second scout; w - NEWS WARRENTON, WARREN EM I-WEEWL Y NEWSPAPER DEVOTED TO THE INTER ESTS OF WARRMTdfXNDARhKN COUNTY NATIONWIDE FIGHT 1 AGAINST DISEASE American Red Cros Will Ha vo Health Centers in Ail Partd of United States, j -,Th American Red Orou baa launch ed upon nation 'wide campaign of fighting disease and physical defect among the American people'. : A new and unique health institution has come .into being as the result of several months' study by tha Red Cross Health Service Department at National Head quarters. Officials la charge ef the department predict that before long this new health activity will be in actual operation all ever the country, and that the sign "American Red Cross Health Center" will become as familiar to the peo ple everywhere as are now the signs of the telegraph companies. Duy Lsnq Before War. The interact of the American JJed Croat In the fight against Oiseas 1 not, however, of recent origin. Long Before the war the organisation began this health service through its medical units la disaster relief work and Its iepartment of Town and County Nurs ing. During the war and. following the armistice thousands .of American fled Cross omelets have been nghtiag disease in the war-etrieken countries. At the same time tens of thousands of local. Red Cross officials hire been en gaged at home nghting disease,- nota bly during the lnnuensa epidemics. The American F.e4 Cross has de termined that all this valuable oxperl ence la health service abroad and -at-home shall not go to waste. So long as there are a half a million people dying yearly in this eonntry from pre ventable causes, and so long as more than one-third of the American chil dren and young people are victims of physical defects, the Red Grose recog nizes the urgent need far continued lied Cross health service at home. t Hew Organization Werke. The Red Cross Health Center Is Governed by business principles, ap plies business methods, and, In its suore simple form, ,ean be established and conducted by lay people. Et proceeds - upon the demonstrated fact that health is a -ommodity that can be bought and sold like brooms -and soap. Therefore, It establishes It self in a storeroom In the principal business section of the community. It displays Its goods in the form ef at tractive health exhibits in Its show windows. It advertises constantly and extensively. And It uses every busi ness and social device to attract cus tomers. The Red Cross Health Center Is of service to the sick in that It gives out reliable and complete Information about existing clinics, hospitals, sana toria and othev Institutions for the sick and the defective; about available nurses, both trained snd practical ; about when to consult a physician and why to shun the quack and his nos trums. Teaching Disease Prevention. The Red Cross HealtfT Center Is. however, of even greater service to the well. It teaches people how to pre vt nf jickr.ess and disease. This is done in laany. interesting and attractive ways first of all, by the distribution of popular health literature and through health lectures illustrated with lantern slides or with health motion picture Alms. Then special exhibits are yivn, one after the other, on variou health subjects. Practical deinonstia tlon are made; also health playlets h children to interest and Instruct them Solves and their elders. Classes are urbanized in personal hygiene, .home care of the sick, first aid and In Toot selection and preparation. Health clubs, both for younger and older peo pin. are formed ; also L.ittle Mothers Leagues Nutrition and growth clinics ar conducted for children. Already more than -a hundred of the Red Cross Health Centers are In timl operation throughout the coun try. Many of them also conduct med leal clinics, but the one chief, out standing feature of the American Red Cros Health Center is its health edu cation service which teaches well peo pl how 1o keep wel.L FRENCH PRAISE FOR ' OUR RED CROSS WORK I.and!ng the work -accomplished by AiiKii-fctn philanthropy for war 8tr!cW:i) Frmce, Andre Tardleu. form er high commissioner from that na' tics'i i to the United Slates, 'in. a recent article widely commented on through out the French press, says: 'The American Red Cross has ac rompl'shed a v.rk which calls. fr the "heartfelt '''era 1 1! tide of every true Frenchman. In 11S this great relief organization spent in behalf of France nearly fmnrs. 'and -In li'll Its-expenditures on charif:;h!e projects In our country atnmi.-d the tremen dous total of ITl.OW.OOfl It hs re- i t.,.-i,or nvpr tn the French relief :' . - .;. . s.f f'srlis ot ;i.n i- COUNTY, FRIDAY, AUGUSTmcT PEOPLE OF OUR TOWN This Poor Bunlock is all Worked Up, for there's a Stranger in town and he doesn't Know her Nn me, nor Where she's From, nor Why -?he Came, nor How Long she's Going to Stay, and the Suspense Is Killing Him. The Only Explanation for the Volunteer leteo tive is that he Must have been dropped on his Bean when a Fa he. plies whose value must be counted fa the hundreds of thousands of franca. "Fifteen million American boys and girls, banded together in the Junior Red. Cross of America, a re back of a movement to establish the closest ties hstween themselves and France's younger generation through ths char itable works they have timinced and are now carrying out among our llttls war sufferers. "The bonds of friendship between France and America is cemented with mutual admiration, reelect aud grati tude." Letter From Mr. J. P. Harris On Fair I have just completed UomgoyerJt the splendid premium list gotten out by those in charge of the County Fair. I am wondering now if something cUn not be done o stimulate the interest of the people at large, in the county in this splendid work.' . I have ' observed that every good progressive business man is glad of an opportunity to put his wares or busi ness before the public in any way which will bring him results. I am sure that we have some fine business men farming in this county and many that are producing products that many of us would like to have if we only knew where to find them. These good business farmer ought to see the County Fair as one of the best places to let the people at large know what they are producing. At the same time they would enter a friendly rival ry with their neighbors that would be the stimulous for producing more and better crops. I believe if these , and the many other splendid advantages that an up-to-date county fair offers to our people were kept before them in your paper or some other means I am sure that Warren county could boast of the best county fair in the State. If all will pull together we can make it that, lets pull, all together. Sincerely, J. P. HARRIS. Macon, N. C, August 27th. 'C )) t -Jr '- ? JPB IjlgP" t-AtCfcVt , AKN 0"V CON- Jjf riHOSE -TV.vS TO fttfcNCWMAS YOUNG TARWATER SERIOUSLY HURT Tuesday night about eleven-thirty a Cadillac automobile, driven by Ed ward Tarwater, son of Mr. JJ. Tar water, of this place, rounding the curve' above the branch on Norlina road - struck a, team of horses and wagon. The team, owned by Silas Cheek, was killed, but the driver es caped unharmed. Edward Tarwater was injured and carried unconscious to a RichmondTiospitalj the extent of his injury has not yet been determin ed. The other occupants of the cdr, Mr, Claude Bowers, Misses Norma Miller and Lucy Williams, of Littleton, Will Price and James Polk escaped in jury. .. The young people had been out rid ing and weie returning home from Norlina when coming around the curve they rah into the team. The head of the automobile had passed but in order to keep in the road the breaks were of necessity applied and the car skidded into the horses. killing one and break ing the leg of the other. The auto mobile kept right side up although the fender was smashed. It is ot known what struck Edward Tarwater. Pr. W. 'A. Burwell and party, who were a short distance behind, brought Edward Tarwrater and the ladies into town where he was attended by Dr. G. H. Macon, and carried on an early morning train to Richmond. No news has been received this morning. Later reports from Richmond are to the effect that Edward Tarwater has regained consciousness and is not much bruised up; he suffered the loss of one tooth. It is felt that he is now in now danger. This is good news to his many friends here. MARINE RECRUITING GOOD Washington, August .26. Recruit- ling for the Marine Corps is rapidly increasing r and i?v expected to reach mfc summer recruiting this month. Be fore the war 500 men a month was considered a fair average for the smallest of the three branches of the service, and. the present indications are that the August figures will easily J double thj number. . The Marine Corps is now recruited to about 60 per cent of its authorized strength of 27,400, and at the present rate of progress will reach the maxi mum number with a few months. While the passing of the pay and bonus bills have had a stimulating ef fect on enlistments, recruiting officers believe that the educational advan tages now offered to Marines are leading large numbers to enlist. The trouble with many a man is that he makes too much and saves none of it. Exchange. Local And Personal Mention Of Interest - Mr. W. Keppel Falkerner is in town for a few days. Mr. Andrew Brame was in town yesterday afternoon. Mr. Joseph Pippin, of Littleton, was in town Thursday afternoon. Miss Bessie Davis returned yester day to Brevard Institute in which she teaches- Mr. Graham Horne and friend Mr. Herring, of. Rocky Mount, were in town yesterday. Miss Mary Burwell returned yes terday from a House Party in Rocky Mount, guest of Miss Margaret Horne. Mrs. JVC. Burwell and Mrs. Ed mund White spentTTuesday in Hender son as guests of Mrs. Powell, Mrs. White's sister. Mrs. John Nelson Cole, of Raleigh, and daughter Mrs. Finley Gale, of Richmond, are guests of Mr. and Mrs. Norwood Boyd. Messrs. Geo. A. Rose, Jr., Hartwell Bass, John Hilliard Zollicoffer and, Thornton Gholson, of Henderson, were in Warrenton Wednesday night. Friends of Dr. Thomas A. Shearin, who has been studying a post gradu ate course in-Optometry in Chicago, are pleased to welcome him back to the city. . Mrs. J. B. McCall, Miss Freda Mc Call, Masters Hinton and Richard McCall Mr. Hugh Glenn McCall and Jack Roner" all of McCall. S. C. are eruests of Captain Phil Alston, and I daughters, Mrs. Lucy Williams andsend it to us Ella Thorne. , ; , tion. - Number 69 AMERICANS ABROAD - IN RED CROSS UQ UK United States Citizens Far Away Enthusiastic Members of tho "Fourteenth" Division. Among- the most enthusiastic and energetic members of the American Red Cross are those citizens of ths PtJhi ted States who live outside tfca continental boundaries of their country sons and daughters of the Stars and Stripes residing at the far corners of the earth. These people compose the Insular and Foreign Division of the parent or ganization, generally known as the "Fourteenth" Division, rfhlch has jurisdiction of all territory outsida the country proper; that is, Alaska, Porto Klco, Hawaii, Virgin Islands, tha Philippines, Guam, and even the Is land of Yap, which came under our flag as a result of the world war. Fcr the year 1920 this division .reported 30,808 paid up members." The main ohject of this division M, to give our citizens everywhere the op portunity to participate In the work! of the orgaul.atiou which stands for the best national . Ideals. Americans In far. pla es Intensely loyal and pa- trio::c treasure "UTeir membership in the Ked Cross as the outward ex-; pressiou of their citizenship. It is an other tie to the homeland and te each other. There are chapters Ot this divUiou in Argentine. Bolivia, Brazil, Canal "zone, Chile. China, Costa Rica, Cuba. Dominican Republic Ecuador, Kngland, France, Guars?1 Guatemala Haiti, Hawaii, Honduras, Japan, Manchuria, Netherlands, Nica ragua, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, forto Rico, Siberia, "Spain, Sweden, Switzerland. Syria, Turkey, Uruguay, Venezuela and Virgin Islands. During the war these scattered members of the Red Cross contrib uted millions in' money, and mllllotH of dollars' worth of necessary articles for the men in service, and sent many doctors and nurses to France. At tha same time they carried on an excel lent Home Service In thIr respective communities for the fauilUas of thos2 whojbad gone tp.w&J?,,,and;in sarsa re- "gione- gave large" sums of money and immeasurable personal service to tha relief of disaster aod disease victims. The division is now establishing service clubs in foreign ports for the benefit of sailors In the American Mer chant Marine, making plans to aid Americans in trouble in foreign lands and completing arrangements for giv ing Immediate adequate relief in cats of disaster. It is the Fourteenth Division's part In the great Peace Time program c the American Red Cross. HOME SERVICE FOR EVERYBODY IN '-'NEED Do you know what the present Cxj Home Service -of the American -Us. 2 Cross is? . - Many people do not know that, ' fc sides compl sting the work for ex-terr-lce men, especially the disabled, it pro vides the same neighborly service- "ta families In general that it formerly gave families of soldiers, sailers and marines. . "Home Service covers a wide anil varied Held," says Frederick C. Mua roe, general manager of the American Bed Cross. "It gives aid to famillc3 In solving such problems as budgst planning, marketing, tiding over tlmcj of financial stress, keeping children In school, helping crippled children, wl si owed and deserted mothers, children backward in school and children in; conflict with the laws. It renders serv-j ice to the homeless and transient, tsj the Illiterate, to tenement dwellers, te the unemployed, and gives friendly as sistance and advice to foreign speai Lag groups." Ia addition to helping families la the solution of their own problems. Home Service helps in strengthening the weak spots in the social life ci communities. It Joins hands with oth ers to make communities safer, healthier and happier. Organizing action along lines 13 which the community is already inter ested is one of the objects of Horn Service. It has established community meetings, patriotic celebrations, pa; eants and picnics. Best rooms, recrc a tion facilities, play . supervisors ftn3 moving pictures have been provl22. Through Home Service other agtacid are Influenced to bring about Improve j , commercial amusements and bettel school facilities and to promote travel ing libraries as well as to secure ccri ty agricultural and home demosstr tlon agents. If you need assistance at any tint, go to the secretary of the nearest T.z.1 Cross, chapter and describe the site- tion. Tour confidence will fct cacrsilj respected and every possible torX Trill be made to aid you. If you know any news of interest We ask your copera-