mm fpOMQ XXV Ml I II II 1 11 I II II Ml ! I. -TTH t ADT1 Number 93 A SEMI-WEEWLi JMiiVvsy APER DEYOTED TO THE iKfESSTS OP WAftBNTON AND WARftfcJ COUNTY JUST FOR FUN -1 Well Done on the Gridiron. "What's your favorite wild game?' "Football." Boston Transcript. Clever Rascal. "How extravagant of you. to pay 50 pounds for a diamond ring for me!" "Not at all- I shall save on your glove bills." London Opinion. His First Thought. Wife "Ta-ta, dearie; 111 write be fore the end of the week." Husband "Good gracious, Alice, you must make that check last longer than that!" London Mail. The Villian! "I call that dress a crime," said Hupp. Replied his storm and strife, "Stop jawing now and hook me up!" So he fastened the crime on his-wife. Boston rrrnscript An Exception. Flatbush "Do you think a man profits by his mistakes?" Bensonhurst "Not if he marries the wrong woman he doesn't." -Yonkers Statesman: He Should Worry He was a wise man that said that he hadn't time to worry. In the day time he was too busy, and at night he was too sleepy. The' Black and Mag net (New Concord, Ohio) . One Place That Stumps 'Em. "No city," says a newspaper story, "has yet solved the problem of the reckless automobile speeder." How about Venice? Detroit Motor News. The Decoy. "Say, Jim," said the friend of the "Say, Jim," said the friend of the taxicab-driver, sanding in front of the vehicle, "there's a purse lying on -the floor of your car." : The driver looked carefully around and then whispered: "Sometimes when business is. bad I put it there and leave the door open.v It's empty, but you've no idea how many people'U jump in for a short drive when they see it." Kind Words. APPRECIATION OF WILSON News and Observer:, Immediately upon the assembling of the League of Nations at Geneva last Monday t was unanimously voted to send a message of sympathy to President Wilson. The message, which was sent by Paul Hymarina, president of the League, was as follows: "The assembly of the League of Na tions has by unanimous vote instruct ed me to send to you its warmest greetings and to express its earnest wishes that you may speedily be re stored to complete health. The as sembly recognizes that you have done perhaps more than any other man to lay the foundation of the League. It feels confident that the present meet ings will greatly advance those prin ciples of co-operation between all na tions which you have done so much to promote." There is only one fault to be found with the message. The word "per haps" ought to have been left out. We do not think there can be any serious disagreement as to the primacy of the President's efforts in behalf of the league. The message must have been very Balling to Senator Lodge and other Wilson-haters. There is no question that it was very gratifying to the mil lions of Americans who recognize the superior wisdom of Woodrow Wilson. President Wilson is far more ap preciated abroad than he is at home. This was shown in the message from League of Nations and it is also shown in the utterances of the liberal nev?spaper writers in Europe. Lovat Fra.ier, one of the.hest known of the British journalists, says President Wilson may be remembered when ther statesmen at Versailles are for gotten. He based this prediction on tJe fact that Mr. Wilson insisted that League of Nations be incorporat ed in the peace treaty. He thinks history will conclude that the ague of Nations mattered more n the terms of the treaty and he 7s Wilson alone of the men gathered tound the peace table saw this one ijff clearly. The principle, says aser, will outlive its faltering mak- FERMENT: TIM 1 i dt I V MM RED CEOSS REMAINS TO CARRY ON GOOD WORK Only Relief Organization That Government Asks to Continue Its Work with Boys of Army. Navy and Marines. Atlanta, Ga. Of all the agencies farhich served the soldiers, sailors and marines of America in the world war. tne American Red Cross is the only one which is still, by request of the United States government, continuing its service. The Red Cross, briefly, is an "all time" adjunct of the Army, Navy and Marine Corps, Whether in peace or war, it will continue its Home Service program for the able-bodied enlisteo forces of the government, and provide entertainment and recreation for the sick and wounded in hospitals. To give a typcal idea of the scope of this work, a few statistics are given here of the work of the department of military relief of the Red Cross for one month in 1920, a month that is typical of this phase of Red Cross service. In the first place, 189 military and naval establishments (and about 50 outposts along the Mexican Border) are being served. At the larger hos pitals the American Red Cross is still operating the Convalescent Houses and Nurses Houses that were con structed during the war. Each of these convalescent souses is presided over by a House Mother, whose duties are all that the name implies. The home atmosphere is always prevalent, and very comfort is afforded the sick and wounded during the convalescing period. In connection with the Amer ican Red Cross hospital service pro gram there were 142,155 visits to pa tients by ward workers during the month,. 549 telegram sent, and 2,400 "communication" cases. (This num ber includes the writing of letters no tifying families when a man is admit ted to a hospital with a serious dis ease, the writing of letters in case of death, communicating with the family whaever details are necessary and approved by the Commanding Officer the sending of bulletins of progress in case of prolonged sickness, and the writing of letters for sick and con valenscing patients). These are tri vial items in the daily wrk of the Red Cross woxkerybut this service is nec essary, specially fbr ftbp patients confined to bed, and is a material aid to morale. Moving Pictures The America Red Cross presented 421 "motion picture shows during the month, that were attended by a total of 87,998 soldiers, sailors nd marines, most of w"hom were" convalencing pa tients. This motion picture service, however, includes the showing of pic tures on the wall and ceilings of wards for the benefit of patients. con- fined to their beds. There were 276 lectures and musicals attended by 49, 409 men, and 316 other forms of en tertainment in convalescent houses at tended by 38,397 men. The enter tainment and recreavon program fur- PEOPLE OF OUR TOWN Tha Hen Harder fs" Peeved, for, Old Stupid, the Prize Boob of the Universe, was' over in the neighbor's New Garden and. well nigb Et Up everything in Sight an 4:. the Neighbor tows that ' . . . in ImnA a Vlatto nt file Sunday Dinner. -Raising. chickens, like ' Raising Children, Is 'Easy in ' the, THINGS THAT i 1 iKitiuiATwr t,CAroo caw. v. ther consists of the development and supervision of JamaCaur theatricals, singing, outdoor recreation, the furn ishing of writing , material, and en couraging correspondence, furnishing home newspapers when practicable, furnishing and-, maintaing equipment of phonographs and phonograph records, supply: fruits, flowers, smok ing material, and approved refresh ments to patients and the supervision of athletics for patients such as base ball, basket hall, tennis, wrestling, boxing, croquet, golf, track meets, etc. Hospital Ward. The American Red Cross, as , the authorized medium of communication between the people of the United States of America' and their ' Army ad Navy, with) the return of peace conditions, is prepared to maintain representatives at all hospitals and stations where oeira V!Blef and the principal ports, to render k helpful service to the enlisted person nel in conformance with the wishes of Commanding Officers. This pro gram of helpfulness has been design ated "Home Service" and embraces assistance in untangling personal dif ficulties and the establishment of a tangible connecting link between the service man and his home folks, so that the man may be relieved of wor ry and may be brought to appreciate the interst of his home people and so that the family may secure needed relief and my be kept in touch with their man - in the service. Contac ith the families is maintained through the agency of over thirty-five hundred Red Cross- home service sections lo cated - in the home communities throughout the country, which are prepared to render any necessary service that the man or his family may require. Array Service The reports for the month show 237,979 men reported as stationed in or passing-through the vraious mili tary and naval establishments thuout the country. During this period rep resentatives of the Red Cross Bureau of Camp Service, through their de termination to render adequate ser vice to every soldier, sailor and ma rine, - gave special home service to 16,727 men in camps and hospitals; involving the personal problems and (difficulties of the men such as allot ment and allowance, compensation, in surance, liberty bonds, back pay, dis charge and furlough investigation, af ter care-personal problems, requests for family relief, and miscellaneous friendly aid. Information of a tech nical character pertaining to the government's program was also furn ished to 29,484 men. GIVE THEM A PLACE TO PLAJY Proud is the City she finds a; place, For many a fad today, , But she's more than blind if she fails to find A place for the boys to play! Give them a chance for innocent sport, Give them a ehance for fun Better a play ground plot than & court And a jail when the harm is done! Give then a chance if you stint them now. Tomorrow you'll have to pay A larger bill for a darker ill, . So- give them a chance to play! By Denis A. McCarthy. EVSE HAPPEN ! Y 6ET ME THAT . jgjffi .f- AUWOTES - i ARE WE DOWNHEARTED? In one of the advertising posters put out by American Red Cross for the fourth membership roll call, there is shown the picture of a smiling but eye-bandaged soldier, seated in a wheel chair, and opposite, an eager Red Cross nurse, who softly compas sionate face tells of the grief that is her's. Underneath appears this phasing: Let a blind soldier speak to you Close your eyes for a moment. Then imagine that, for you, the rest of your life was to be one of perpetual night; no flowers, no colors-7-just sounds and . smells and feeling things with your fin gers. That's blindness. . But are we blinkies downhearted ? "No! Not' as long as Red Cross . ; sticks around and sees . a fellow through! If there can be anything more ap C pealing than this, so full of heart breaking pathos, so pregnant with the hope that springs eternal - in the hu man breast,' and yet so eloquently in dorsing the humane work of Red Cross, it has not been pictured or printed; And, as this striking poster puts it, wyouri Red Cross does just that sticks, round and sees a fellow through." Further, Red Cross' is helping every man blinded or partially blinded in the great war, training them for use ful occupations of a self-supporting kind. It is your Red Cross membership and the other fellow's Red Cross mem bership which carries on this and every other great work being per formed by American Red Cross. ( Thia paper believes in American Red Cross endeavor, both war and peace time, and it recognizes in it an institution that has made itself in dispensable to American life. y Renew that membership of yours today, or if you have never taken part in the great work, do so as a matter of national pride, if the personal equa tion of duty does not find lodgment in you. MNt eo ftfcSS M rt 1005. - . tCMOUf MOM T APtlA-V COtAPOSl N OOtlfk UDOVCH MOT vtarTE SOftSM NKoorrra. put AU 9&P IrtTK CCfAMOH CMfittTOAM "tUMCr5.M' Atn'T 0OY VEP VOVVB. aut4 AU- OVER TOMI4 Arrca mgvis m vo.i-rrbH col- TH3L rXPGR. OOvm "it ftKMrTHS&e 1 How To Beautify School Ground Chapel Hill, N. C In order to pro mote the beautification of school grounds in North Carolina, the Bureau of Extension has established a new division called the Division of Design and Improvement of School Grounds under the immediate direction of Dr. W. C. Coker, Kenan Professor of Bot any and Director of the University Arboretum, and Miss Eleanor Hoff man, who will serve as secretary of ithe division and field worker. Bulletin Containing Designs TJo facilitate its work and to pre sent the program of ground improve ments which it contemplates, the di vision is now preparing an extensive bulletin which will contain twenty or more designs for actual and hypo thetical school grounds, together with photographs of illustrative plantings from various sources such as the Uni versity Arboretum prive grounds, mills, community houses, together with a few typical constructive de signs of arbors, walks, etc., each gen eneral design to be accompanied by a planting plan showing the plants to be used. The text of the Bulletin will consist of general advice as to principles of planting so as to secure desirable ef fects, together with descriptions of irees, shrubs, and flowers recommend ed for use in the three main sections of the State east, middle, and west. Service Throughout the State A second purpose of the Division is the giving of direct assistance through personal visits by Miss Hoffman to any school that indicates a desire for help. Miss Hoffman will also visit other organizations s opportunity al lows, in order to arouse interest in the general subject of the beautification of grounds. ' . Methods of Procedure In offering this service, The Bureau will follow the usual practice which ob tains in all its service no charge will be' -made for personal visits except that it is expected that the travelling expense of the field worker will be borne by the school or organization visited. Similarly no charge will be made for information . which can be furnished through correspondence, and copies of the Bulletin will be sent free to any resident of North Caro lina upon application. For further information address Division of De sign and Improvement of Schoo? Grounds, Bureau of Extension, Chapel Hill, N. C. RED CROSS AND THE MAN Primarily, Red Cross was meant for every man, woman and child in Amer ica and in the world. It is a humane agent created by your dollar, your neighbor's dollars for the sole and sin gle benefit of humanity. If you are the sort of a felIowwho delights in the knowledge that "man's inhumanity to man make countless mourn," then you want to get as far away from Red Cross as you possibly can If you belong to any cect or organi zation which opposes aid to your fel lows, the Red Cross is not for you. If you believe that health is a mat- j ter of no importance, that cities should have jails, policemen, theatres, church es and schools, but no nurses, doctors, hospitals, sanitation, relief of suffer ing or take precautionary measures against disease, then Red Cross is not for you. If you think than when a community is swept by fire or tornado or flood, or by any other calamity that strips people of their all, leaves' them maimed and wounded if you think that these starving women and children, that the sore and helpless victims of disaster should be left to themselves, should be denied an organization that would give such a people physical comfort,, bind up their wound, and afford them that greatest of all panaceas, mental ease, then Red Cross is not for you. If you are deaf to pain, blind to mis ery, hardened ,to pity, dead to feeling for your fellowman, then Red Cross is not for you. But if you believe in doing the most possible for humanity, then Red Cross is for you and all like you The fourth Red Cross roll call of members is on. It is your Red Cross because it acts as your personal repre sentative, in humane work. Renew that membership today. Hope Faith and Charity; but the ) greatest of these is Charity. rllMlEflflEdl fFlfl All flDdl? COTTON ASSOCIATION MAKES A WIDE APPEAL All Classes of Men Asked to As sist in Fight Cotton Associa tion is Making for a Fair Price for Cotton. The South has in the American Cot ton Association the most powerful, In fluential, and far-reaching organiza tion ever attempted in America. The aims, objects, and purposes of the As sociation will be of inestimable value tot he people of the entire South if they can be accomplished. The Association cannot function un less those it is intended to benefit will back it up. Who will benefit if it ceeds? Every one affected by the price of cotton. Mr. Cotton Grower! What have you done, and what are you doinj now to aid the organization in secur ing a strong and healthy membership in your county ? If it fails, upovwhcra will you place the fault? If it suc ceeds, how much credit can you claim? Mr. Merchant! What have you done 'n trying to aid the work in your :own ? How many hours have you .riven tot he cause? What credit can ou claim if it fills your money draw ers with jingling coins of gold and re tires you at an early period with enough to make your last days full of comfort, peace, and prosperity? Will history record you as one who had a part in the economic change? Mr. Banker! What part are you taking in this economic program in ihe life of the South. Will you allow your vaults to become inadequate to hold the increase of deposits of your customers and not have a part in this Sreat economic reform? Mr. Professional Man! You, who have lo, these many years been under paid for the valuable service you have rendered, what are you doing in this hour of opportunity to bring about a condition Jhat will enable you to be adequately compensate for your work? Will you be satisfied to wit ness the breaking of the new day and not be numbered among those who had a part in helping to bring it to pass ? Men of the South! The battle for independence is on. Will we win ? Not unless every man will do his part in the fight. The leaders in this struggle " for freedom cannot win alone. Joiq the ranks immediately! Put on your fighting clothes and stay in the battle until victory is won. Let us all exclaim, ."They shall not have this crop of?cjotton until thay pay us cost of production, plus a profit!" A. W. &wain, Secretary Treasurer N. C. Division American Cotton Association.;; j i Party Id Honor Of Miss Nan E. Rodwel Mrs. Wm. D. Rodgers, Jr., was hos tess on Tuesday afternoon at a lovely party announcing the marriage of her sister Miss Nan Elizabeth ' BodweJl to Mr. Robert Eugene Johns, of Ral eigh, N. C, which event takes place on Wednesday next. In an exciting game of hearts Miss Alyce Rooker proved: a true "winner of hearts," making the highest score, for which she was awarded a box of Brazil nuts. The guest of honor was presented with a pair of silk hose. The guests were then invited to the dining room, where the color motif of pink was carried out. Suspended f ron the chandelier was a. dainty pink bas ket from which ribbons extended to the little heart shaped place cards ca the guests found their places they drew from the basket little cards bear ing the announcement "N. E. R. R. E. J., Nov. 24." Miss Katie Riggan than gave in verse the message -from Cupid with a promise of interest to each one pres ent. , Chicken salad, olives, pickles, beat en biscuit, hot rolls and coffee wcro served. ' Boy Scout (to old lady)- "May I accompany you across the street, madame?" Old Lady -"Certainly, sonny. Hott 'ong you been waitin' here for coma body to take you across?." Judje.