The Phronicle. WILKESBOHO, N. C According! to the Chicago Ulober ovor; $100,000,000 of Government 4 eeiita. will rnit'n v1- T per i . tCI'CS - UOttlUliiri: I . land are yet Vacant in New Mexico sub- ject to entry under pre-emption, homo- stead, Jaws. timber-culture: and detcrt-!aad 7ncle banfs loan or 'scrips ana oCacr naval apparatus to such States as aesire - .to establish n naval battalion as a part of the militia Tias first been accepted by ' Massachusetts.- The ! "Rnnmanian Government has of. , . i j j fered prizes to the architects of aH na; tions f or the! best plans for its new assem? ; bly and senate chambers. The first prize t OQnU imiMino. is S3000: -the second, ; 11500 1 thirjl, $buu. , - ! s The; village of Mokena, 111., about forj tv miles souih of Chicago, passed an or dinance reauirinsr the KocK lsiana itau,- road to place a flagman at the principal crossing, antl tne company compile, uu. refused eithfer to take ireignt or passen- ,. gers until the ordinance was rescinded. ' i ; ' ' Germany has one doctor to 1500 oi population ; France one to 3167; thi United Kirij tdom one to 1234;but tar United Statfs one to 600. That says t good deal fir the doctors, comments the New Orleans Timei-Democratf for this average American is. longer-lived that t any of' the nationalities named. i. thi. Arcfentmcs nave failed at . --r O , amateur bankers, vsays an English jour nalist recently returned from Buenos Ayres, properly qualified men of Eu ropean experience might achieve a great success. With even moderately ; good politics, and moderately sound banking the Argentine crisis might be solved in a year or two. Without them it can onlj go from bad to worse. ' ! ' The Prdirie Farmer . does not take much stock in the suggestion of a con tractor of Chicago, to pump out the lake front after fouilding a coffer-dam around 300 or 400 acres of .water. To build the J . . m . . m a 1 11 world's fai r in . tne bottom qi .tne iaac would be tmique; the project is feasible, of course, put who wants to go aown twenty feet below'the water line to see a great exp ition? There would be con- slant jdre df a possible inbreak of the waters! so, what then? A great scare life. The world's fair will on the bottom or the top of - and loss o not he nei Lake Mich! to gan. .J : Thp Ftnekler of London has made a study 61 riovel heroes. Out of 192 oi these gentlemen that came out between October anji June last t is discovered that eighty-five stood six feet, while many were even taller. Compared with those of th 2 nine ' months preceding last October th e heroes of the period in ques tion show m increase in height averag ing three-quarters of an inch pey hero. It is observed that lady writers show a marked tendency to make their male characters! tall. pThe reading public would willingly allow some of the fair novelists the right to lengthen " their he roes to any extent if they could only be induced to shorten their stories. j - XX.it piauc uuicu -a. urn -m. u, au. vi ubut Natal, ; South Africa, a local chief ire- cently summoned a native doctor to at tend his wife, or one of his wives.. What the ailment was is not known, but the remedy prescribed by the doctor was human fat. Like some of his profession .in other parts of the world, the doctor . was a piump man anu. uie cmci prompt. ty ordered him "to be killed and admims ' tered to ?the iliuatrious - patient. This was done and the chief is now awaiting : his trial at Maritzburg in consequence. "For1 its own credit," . comments the - - Times-Deniocrat, it is to be hoped that British law will deal mercif ullv with this potentate, who seems to have a practical sense of justice as well as a droll vein of The Shoe and Leather- Reporter says: ' "A! noticeable thing about the statues found in our museums of art, and sup posed to represent the perfect figures of ancient men and women, is the apparent disproportionate Bize of their feet. ,We moderns are apt to pronounce them ' too , - large, particularly those of the women. It will be -found, : however, that for sym-. metrical perfection these feet could not - - be better. A Greek sculptor would not . think of such a thing as putting a nine inch foot on a five-and-one-half-footwo-man. Their types for these classical marble figures were taken from the best forms of living persons." The Reporter goes on to show that a well proportioned woman of ten feet three inches in height should have a foot ten inches lonr and i should wear a- No, C.- Courage, fair ters of Chicago;-it ii trv at jour DISCONTENT. A BALLAD Vfrm A DOT7BLK BKFltACT, It Is not in man to be quite content, ' You may fill his cap till it overflow, Sou may pay him his due, yea, cent percent, Bu ; he'd rather have this or that, you :- fcaow; . '. ' Or be somebody els?, ,lite so-and-so -Ajid fortune's favors may pour and: pour,' Ar d the zephyrs of fame propitious blow, But ' he average man wants something more ! Indulge a man to the top of his bent, - In lore, war, politics give him a show, ' And when he wins he's sure to repent He 'd rather have this or that, you know I To Congress he no longer wonts to go Or t' le cirl he used to love and j adore,' ? TV jn and his Wife, seams a little slow And the average man wants something more ! - ---.-) S'ot the winter alone brings discontent, , Tt ough he bitterly growls at the frost and , " i Enow-", ' ' ' i ; Hie seasons to worry him all are sent, A id he'd rather have this j or that, you : : . know.v-- ;. ! .'" '; ' rThi n the mercury's high he wants it low; Sc me feature or other he's sure to deplore; Hie pessimist pines for an unknown woe, . And the average man . wants something ; more. , ... ; f - iKVOI. The harvest lack3 something whatever he . sow. jj.. , ; ' ;.-. :; -: ' A ad he'd rather have this or that, you j know;" '' ' 1 : I . ! . Yoi l may give of all things good galora, 1 B it the average man wants something more. . t j. . . j L epbum Johns, in Pittsburg Dispatch". ' . ' t MISS YASSAH'S DIAMOMDS. BY LOIS GBEvj U : The marriage of Miss yassar was of thej sort of which , people alk. . It out- ed that sense, of fitness which the world possesses so strongly j in regard to the j marriage, not of itself, but of its fri nds. A few, to be sure, objected thi t nothing could be fitter. 3Iiss Vas sar , if not quite in her first youth and not wl at one might call pretty, had inherited all the millious of her father; Louis Ra letsky had no millions whatever, but he was young and the handsomest man in Whatever might or might "not be faid, Helen Vassar was happy. I Her gentle, sympathetic eyes had certain depths now adays that made Leslie Radetsky think her almost good looking. Leslie spent tni ich of her, time in the" large Vassar co intry house now. This! was natural. St e was Louis's adopted sister. A.t this instant she sat lazily watching H :len giving orders to her maid for the to let she would wear that night. Miss Vi ssar's invitation had been, out three Wi eks for her great ball, j A small gold-bound coffer was open before her, and from the delicate, scented sa :in of its lining the liquid fire of dia monds, the living whiteness of pearls, de ta shed themselves. The new maid moved al out silent and obsequious. You are careless," said Leslie in a m Dment in w,hich the woman .left the room. . 'How loDg havej you had that prson?. - You lock up nothing and you really know nothing of Clemence." She came excellently recommended." Leslie shrugged her shoulders. She was a tall girl, dark and islight, almost to thinness, which did not prevent her hiving arms and a throat so beautiful-4 that, when in aballroohi people followed her with their eyes. ; ner glance was deep and a little restless. She had mag. njficent hair and hands and feet that ri valed her throat in beauty. Never theless' no one spoke of her as pretty ltl feel defrauded that Louis cannot c me to-night," said Helen Vassar, tak ing up the thread of an interested con versation. What business so. urgent tiat he must absolutely . leave town to- c&y?" ..- : ; . , 'You may be sure it 'is urgent. Of caurse it's unfortunate." j . How firm yoji are in your allegiance ty Louis," smiled Louis's betrothed. You would question nothing he might c o. You are exemplary brother and ; Very devoted,' said Leslie. j i The maid had re-entered tho room. id a note which she gave to Miss ladetsky. : The latter opened and read it througu. cnc was ratner snent lor while. Then she got up and with some assing excuse went out. j , j A half hour later she returned, dressed or the street. : 'Will you let me haYe the brougham? have thought of something I want in own. i snail nave time- to drive in nd back before dinner."! ' 4 'Can't I send some I one?" asked elen;. - . . 'No, I prefer-to'go myself." . " "Just as you like,- of I course.- - Nat urally, ring for the brougham whenever you please." . ... i t It was a crisp autumn afternoon and the horses traveled rapidly. - When they reached town Miss Radetsky stopped at a iirge shop and bade the coachman' wait. She walked through the crowded aisles isurely and finally issued into another i treet through an opposite door. Then i he began to accelerate jher step. She valked about ten minutes and stopped it length before a bachelor apartmqnt . louse. She took the elevator and rang it a door. It opened! almost sinval- aneously and she entered a large room ivith partly drawn curtains. Louis closed md double locked the door again. ; . By this time Leslie had become accus tomed to the seeming" obscurity. When Louis turned she saw .his face distinctly." A tremor seized her -knees and hands. She sank into a chair and fastened Iter yes upon him. j ; Tell the whole truth,': she said. "Something horrible ha3 happened. ; I have felt the catastrophe coming a long time." -' . " - ne hadC thrown"' himself down beside her. His beauty was defaced liki a Greek god prone in the dust.' Ho began in broken phrases, Which il lumined the situation for-the listening woman as fashes of lilithing illumines a The last carriage .rolling away from Miss Vassar's ball faced the late rising moon. The day had been cool and the night had a warning of winter. There were sounds of closing doors, of moving footsteps, about the great house for a half hour or more. On the landing of the first floor Helen, said good night to her guest and the women separated and went to their rooms. . The last light was extinguished after a time and every thing sank into silence. The creaking of a door woke no echo in the wide hall.! A window at the end of it admitted moonlight cloisteral in its whiteness. It just touched a softly step ping hgure dressed in black. In black, of course. ; How could oae tell what trick a stray moonbeam falling on white might play? Miss Vassar slept behind locked doors. But between her bedroom and the hall was a small boudoir. There was moon light enough here also. Enough, at least, to see one's way to the curious cabinet of inlaid Japanese woods that stood in one corner. A fragile thing; in appearance, but not fragile in reality, unless you hap pened to know the mechanism of its sec ret drawers. -! When you did, what more easy than to touch a spring and assist the hinge that noiselessly turned, er posing the in distinct contour of the wevi-known coffer behind? -The box was light of weight, despite the value it represented. But thore swift, dexterous fingers had r thought of carrying it. Already they had pressed the secret spring lock that opened it and lifted the padded tray. Just then the moon passed ucder a cloud. But there was no possibility of mistake in the touch of those cold chained stones, -slipping, like a snake, against the palm. This was the wonderful Vassar necklace, enriched, in three successive generations, by gems scarce anywhere to be matched.'. The tray was replaced, the coffer put back, the hinge turned. The Japanese cabinet stood in its corner as if ho alien touch had violated it. The dark figure, in the light of the reappearing moon, glided from the room as noiselessly as it had 'glided in. ' . (-'', i ' . "That wretched woman has been sen tenced to ten years in the penitentiary." For days Miss Vassar had been op pressed as with a weight. Even the preparations for her approaching mar riage seemed scarcely to arouse her. She had taken a liking to the neat little French maid so short a time in her ser vice before she had been arrested for the theft of the Vassar necklace. Even now, with every proof of her guilt, she could not, apparently, convict her in her own mind or appease her regrets. i 'I think you are morbid," said Leslie Radetsky, quietly. .."What i3 to prevent people from getting their deserts in this world?" - " " ; How cruel you look when you say that !" exclaimed Miss Vassar with a note of pain in her voice. " '. ! Well, some one who knew something of phraseology, physiognomy all the rest of it -told me once that I was cruel. Cruel, unscrupulous,? added the girl with a smile. "Unscrupulous when I had an' end to gain:" - . I Don't say those things," exclaimed her friend, as before. ."You are always saying them latterly. Why?" ""Ah, whr, why?" cried the girl with a shrug oi her beautiful shoulders. - Was she really changed? she asked herself a little later asshe.went down in the wide grounds. She had slipped on a thick jacket and walked with a rapid' step over the frozen know. The winter day was breathless and clear. The icy stillness seemed to cool' her head and .hands. Oh, this f everishness that would not go out of her veins ( But, outward ly, was she not perfectly calm? She .had grown hard. Of. course." Hard. bitter, reckless ; all the rest of it. She gave a low laugh in the. silence of the empty, leafless alleys, !IIow could one help that? It. was either to do that or to govmid, perhaps I I . She stopped abruotly. with a ligh trembling of the limbs, - She had heard an approaching step. It was Louis. I He had left his trap at tho gate, and was walking up through the grounds to the house. , I - ' ! . "I thought I should meet you here," he said. .His voice shook and his pallor struck, through alK her bewilderment with a sort of terror 'Do you know that that woman has been sentenced to ten Tears ten years -imprisonment I" "Yes,. I know." , "God in. heaven, ana you say that so quietly? What are you made of ?" a . His eyes hung upon her with a species of re volting curiosity. .; - ' ,"I am made of stuff that can fac8 tho consequences of its actions!" she said in alow voice, j "That does not shrink and shrivel like a poor coward like you. " ' "If I have lost my soul, 'tis because of you!" cried tfie man as one dis traught. " ; ; Did I make you. forge a check to save yourself from ' bankruptcy ? Did I make you, when the crime was on tho eve of discovery, throw yourself on my mercy and ask me to help you? How was I to helpT Was not I as poor as you? -I did what I could.; I committed a crime In my turn to save youv; To allow you, sco tt free, to' i marry & 'rich woman who loved you. " To allow. you to - cast anchor in a sate naroor or " tne rest oi your days."- - ( , - . . - " "And the crime you committed con demns me as it does you," he cried with a shaking voice. . "The first weakening of my conscience came through you. as well, though you may deny it. Who was it urged mei to speculate, urged me to strain out of my obscurity? Who was it flattered my vanity into thinking that I was made, intended for the brilliant tri umphs of life? You 1 "You have been an evil star to me. " A millstone hung around my neck. , That my eyes ' might never rest on you again would be.a wish too intense, for realization!" 0 He had gone from, her and at last she saw him as he was. Thi3 coward, this beautifulS weakling, too pliant to resist temptation, t'o nerveless to" abide by his nrisdce&3, wa3 the creature the had loved scarcely a year younger than her3elf, hacf been almost as a son and a brother in one. '' And was there a nearer -love still and a dearer love yet, so deep hidden in the secret recesses of consciousness that even the heart that harbored it had not recognized its pixsencel . It was all over now. There was one thing eft alone, and that was. e vex friendly. V "-, She went back into the house and wrote two letters. One was addressed to Helen Vassar. . It accused her, Leslie Radetsky, of the theft of the Vassar diamonds, She wanted the money for her own personal uses. No need ever to ask what those uses might have been. That would never be discovered." The French maid was innocent. Steps might be taken at once for her liberation. Suspicion had, of course, been purposely thrown on this woman. -Who else knew where .Miss Vassar kept her diamonds who but the new maid and Miss Vassar's friend, the adopted sister of the man she was to marry? Miss Vassar had wealth in super fluity. What she had regretted was not the loss of her diamonds so much as the guilt of a young girl who had impressed her as innocent. Well, that young girl was now absolved. It was true that the adopted sister of her betrothed bora the guilt instead. But she loved the brother, and for his sake, perhaps, she weuld drop the veil over a crime expiated as sins could alone be expiated, it was said. H- I ; Such was the substance of the first letter. The second was written - to Louis. , "You are safe, unless you,speak your self , which, though you ' are a coward, I do not think likely. Helen will not seek to know one detail of my deed. -She u noble and Quixotic. She need nevei discover that the necklaee passed on to you and was severed and the stones scat tered and sold . The French girl is safe, too. I am going where disgrace does not reach. Strange ! I loved you.. Can you understand that, I wonderl" Both letters were found by her side. The room was filled with the odor of bitter almonds and she held the little vial still clenched in her stiffening hand; Louis Radetsky and the heiress were married abroad a year later. The young man had been for months at death's dooz with a fever of the brain. . ,y They now live in Paris. He has aged and broken rapidly. His health is pool and he has strange hallucinations. But after so ghastly a shock, what more natural, thinks his wife. . She cares for him with a wonderful devotion. But there is a sadness in hei face and a curious shadow lingers there at times. New York Mercury. Prattled With Her Finders. A peculiar family attracted the atten tion of the passengers on a Brooklyn Bridge train the other morning. The entire family were deaf and dumb. It consisted of the father, a man ap parently twenty-eight years old, who looked like an industrious mechanio ; the mother a handsome, neatly dressed woman of about twenty-five," and a beau tiful child, a little girl under three years of age. ' V .-It was the' child in whom the pas sengers seemed to take the greatest in terest, the little tot's" actions causing many a friendly smile. . - ; Young as she was the child could talk in the deaf and dumb language with ap parent ease, and when her parents, who were .conversing in their peculiar lan guage, mentioned anything that pleased the childish fancy she would laugh and clap her little hands, much to the delight of all. who saw. her. She was a very shy . little thing, how ever, and .would not leave her mother's side for a moment. . An elderly gentle man spoke to her, but she hung her head to one side, looking at him with a bash ful expression in her eyes which appar ently saidr "I don't know you, sir, and couldn't speak to you if I did,"' New York Herald, v - i - I Tho Soutli's Population. The Manufacturers' Record, of Balti more, says: JN otwithstanding the fact that immigration has added over 5,200, 000 foreigners to our population during the.last ten year3, nbne of whom have . settled in the South except in very rare cases, and that the great industrial de velopment of this section, with its at- '. tendant Southward trend of men and . money, only commenced a few years ago, . the South makes a fine showing of popu- j lation in 1890 as compared with J880. ; The preliminary census report gives the. population of bouthern mates as "'fol lows: "- . - ' - ; ' ' 1SX 18SJ. Alabama , 1,520,000 1,263,505 Arkansas ;....; 1,182,000 ; , 803,5 Florida..... - 896,000 269, 4K? Georgia....... . 1,840,000 1,543,18(1 Kentucky. ......... 1,870,000 1,048,690 Louisiana...... fc. 1,115,000 939,94)1 Maryland 1,400,000 934,94) Mississippi: ... . . 1,265,000 1131.59? North Carolina 1,640,000 1,399,753 South Carolina 1,187,000 . 995,577 Virginia. 1,700,000 1,512,565 West Virginia....... 774,000 . 18,457 Tennessee.. i..mi 1,800,000 1,542,359 Texas 2,175,000 . 1,501,749 19,864,000 16,192,333 : The Largest Perfect Diamond.' j ; Ahout twenty companies are engaged: in diamond mining in South Africa, one of which has a capital of $50,000,000. They are nearly till under the control of the De Beers Syndicate in London, which is limiting the production and in creasing the price During ' the month of February",S90, there were' shipped from Kimberly 130,077 carats of rough and uncut diamonds, valued at $1,282,' 700. In the mines they are found scat tered through the blue earth in sizes ranging from 150 carats to the size "of a pinhead. The largest perfect diamond ever brought from the Cape is the 'Im perial," owned by a syndicate and said to be worth $1,000,000. Next to it comes the 14 Stewart, "r of 288 carats, which was found in the Vaal- River in 1872. It was an inch and a Quarter in diameter, of a light yellow, variously supposed to be due to vegetable secre tions, the decomposition of fluid, or changes effected by action of heat. HOUSEHOLD AFFAIKS. t " . CHERRY SOUP. j Cherry soup is nice served cold. ; TJsi one and a half quarts of nice ripe cherriei and three pints of water. Boil one quar of the cherries until they, become pulpy, sweeten to taste and strain. Stono the one-half quart of cherries left, and jwiti one-half of a teacupful of sao put into the soup, and boil until the sago is crear, not-dissolved. Brooklyn Ctiten. ; ' STEWED CUCUMBERS. i $tevr ed cucumbeis may be an unknown dish to some cooks. They are a novelty, hdwever, in the vegetable linej and; this is the way' to prepare them: Peel '.and cut cucumbers in quarters; take out the seeds, and lay them on a cloth to drain. Roll the pieces in flour when .dry and frj in butter. The butter must be hot; be fore the cucumber is put on the pan. When they are a b'ght brown remove them from the fire and place them bn 8 sieve to . drain. Fry- some onions in the same butter, and when brown put them, with the cucumbers, into a saucepan! and caver with gravy. Stew slowly until ;they are tender; then take out the cucum bers, thicken the gravy ' with flour, let it boil up once, then season with saltj and pepper. Put in the cucumbers and as oon as they Are warm serve. FAMOUS MACCAKONI PIE. A celebrated 4 chef, -whose znaccaroni pie has added considerably to Ms fame, says his recipe reads as follows: Take a piece of gravy beef, cut in small pieces, put it into a saucepan with an onion sliced and a piece of butter, toss jt on jthe fire until the onion and pieces of meat j are browned, a bouquet of sweet herbs, ja carrot cut in pieces, spices, peppe and sail to taste, a iew. musnrooms ana a fair allowance of tomato sauce. Let the whole simmer for a couple of hours,) then strain and skim off the superfluous fat. Put the boiled maccaroniinto a saucepan with a pjece" of abutter, plenty of grated Parmesan cheese, and as much of the sauce. or gravy as it will absorb; toss it on the fire for a few minutes, and .put it by until wanted. Make a nica pie paste, lice with" it a tin mould previously but tered, uniting the joints carefully with the white of eggs. Have ready some very small fillets ot breast of chicken just cooked with butter in a covered tin in tho oven, some cooked ham or ox tongue cut in dice, some truffles and mushrooms cut in convenient pieces and cooked in the gravy used to dress the maccaroni. Fill the lined mould j with all these things in judicious proportions, letting the maccaroni predominate J and adding during the process- a little more sauce or gravy and a due allowance of Parmesan cheese; cover up the - mould, with a disk of paste,; unite the edges carefully and bake in a moderate joven for about an hour. Turn, out of the mould carefully and serve. , . HOUSEHOLD HEXTB. . . Silver that is not in constant use can be kept bright by packing it in oatmeal. To keep silver from tarnishing apply with a soft brush a coating of collodion dissolved in alcohol. Steel knives that are slightly oiled then wrapped in tissue-paper, will keep an indefinite time without rusting. , An uncovered soap-dish is. the ; best kind to use. The air dries " the jiyater and prevents the soap from getting soft. Old people and young children j need the sun. The more they, bask in its' light the better their chances are for life and health. ' ' .. Just before sealing te bottles of. to mato catsup add a teaspoonful of brandy to each one. Besides preserving the cat-1 lup it improves the flavor. - - I Stove .zincs can be kept bright 'and nice by rubbing them with either jkero eneor lard. After a' few minutes take a soft, dry cloth and remove all traces of the oilor grease. - - ' i Pretty iron-holders are made of brown linen bound with red braid. A loopto hang up by should always be sewn in one corner. These covers, should be made to slip off easily so that they can be washed when necessary. If a dose of castor oil is prescribed, .have the druggist prepare it after the following" formula: Oil, ricini,. one dram; glycerine, one dram; tinct. au ranti, twenty drops; tinct. senecie, five diops ; aq. cinnam, to make half an ounce. .... ." ; : . . j. Flat-irons that are rus,ty may be cleaned very quickly with - beeswax and salt.' Heat tho iron then rub the wax over it. Have a paper or "cloth near cov ered with salt and scour the irons with it. This will not only remove the rust, but make the irons as smooth as glass. Honeycomb counterpanes that have. become worn in spots and are of ; no use for bed-coverings should be cut up for towels -and wash-rags. t The irregular surface of the material makes it a very good ; substitute for Turkish towels. Neatly hemmed they will last a long time. j . . - - Is. - . The saucepans, pans, etc., that Sxe used in cooking should always be placed aier they are cleaned on the range or in thV sun jto become , thoroughly dry. When put away damp the rust soon eats holes in them. See that the tins are ried properly and your stock will not need replenishing quite so often. I To cleanglass 'jars' and remove any odors fill jine jars with hot water, then1 stir in a' teaspoonful of baking soda. Shake wll, then pour, out the water. anouia any ot tne oaor remain, nu tne jar again With the water and soda. Let . it remain in the jar a few minutes, then, pour out and rinse the jar in cold water; i Borax, a laundress says, is a valuable addition to the raw starch for collars and cuffs. Too much should not bq used, as It has a tendency to make linen yellow. -Lump borax may be dissolved in boiling water and bottled for future use. Per fectly clear gum arable water can also be used for the same purpose. Heat, fric tion and pressure are absolutely neces sary to produce a polish cn cellars and JIM I'ti E SM A.UU w. Drear is the night with its wavering light And the moon is under a eloui, Each planet afar the wraith of a star Gleams pale in its mist-woven shrou . ; Love ! So wan in its chilling, white shroud! Weary the feet on the desolata street That bear my burden and ma; ? v romrades are erone. and I am alone. To think of heaven and thee, Love, To dreani of heaven and theet Hungering I in my loneliness sigh For thee and all that thou art,- For the lovelight that lies in thy gioric . ; " eyes . j . To cheer my famishing heart, - Love, m ' - " To cheer ray desolate heart ! . - Vain the desural Hopa's bright beacon fir a Burns dimly in life's autumn rain, While I walk these lonaways and lor f-'" the days " " " 1:'" . ' N That will dawn for me never again, ' . Love,- . The days that will dawn not again ! M.M. IoIsgoi, in Atlanta Const i'iuf -'- - HU2I0IL OF THE DAY. A certain class Know-It -Alls. A srood suggestion "Let's; go to . church." Mail and JZrprcss. , " Hightnot misfits be prevented if ta proper measures were taken? X A preferred creditor One who never presents his billl Texas Siftins. The ills, of life are often easier to bear than the stocld market. Texas Tm not till," said the savin- little man,' 'but I'm never hort.!' Eion Herald.: j ;, ; ' . ' It is easier to live within your incomer than . to live! without oneJ B:s'.:ii Courier. ; ' ' - 1 ' Why does Mr. Lank go so often tc fishJ" He expects to gain; fiesh"' Boston Courier! : . .' ' ."Whoever is head of the ship state, tc? farmer fairly j. represents the tiller. Philadelphia Times. ' To" the mind of the anti-raoaopollst there is no such thing as a perfect trust. DeirBU Free Press. "Now, just let me give you a point er." "Thanks; no. Pve notusa fcr a dog." New York Herald. 4 A rprv latere -nercentao-e of teorl2 o: . j 0 live their usefulness at an arly ae. Seattle ( Tfa&hihqton) Journal, Money is a neuter thing;1 . A fact which nature bal'cs. Because, you know, it talks. ' r. I NevjYork Sun..-.. - f 'She is not! pretty." Tousaid she vrr.V meant an amateur photograoh-t-ii-'? I or la sun. "How much does that fellow owe Tonf" "A Icool thousand." ilAh! i; Cool but not collected, eh?!' ton Lead-er. j " BiAiTiam ."I can't po to iaiL" said a furfcy va- eTant. I nave no time." J.nes' Court providesthat," said the Judge, you ten days.?' , , , i give Proof that a man is really near light ed : "When he finds it necessary to look at an elephant through a magnif ies glass. Fliegende- Blaetter. t Mrs. Brown: "Iwonder whoTrr-.S up this account of the President's car riage?", " Jfrs.j Malaprop -"Some hack-' writp.r. of nourse.-" HarDers'Bazar. "Waiter (very gravely) - "I hop3,Eir. you'll remember the waiter." Customer (coolly) I have a locket. Give me a lock of your hair." LyLitrantigeant Pupil "Why doe3 the avoirdupois svstem have no scruples!" Prof. HdJ- der "Because, my Doy, its useci tj weigh coal and ice." Harper's Bazar. . " Let us then ba up and doing, ' v . With a heart for an v fate:- - -. ..... , ' ' , Still achieving; still pursuing, Catching fish or cutting bait. ' - : ; V ". " ! J : Washington Star. "Jane," will you go for a saiL to-day?'' air. looaies assea nis wne at tne sci side. . t'Why1 certainly, Timot'." What is it, an auction or a sherilTs! Philadelphia Times. : ; Gazzam "I see that the Genu: i Government thinks of making North -A'. It wouldn't be so Prenchv." Hirve. 't - . . Bazaar. ' ; : ' ' '. Now let the women do our work, . a !.. i i . Ajau les us cook m nasa, For now they wear our laundried shirt, And we we wear their sash. ' ; .; ; Ashland Wis.) Press. : Hr. Fosrcr.' bavin sr had the misfortuna - - , k o to fall into ,the fountain basin of thi hotel at a watering-place, finds on h:i next week's bill the following entr?i "To one . cold bath $1." Fliejer.Zi Blaetter. . . "A half -'ticket for this boy, vice.:?.''- "How a half-ticket?" Isn't h6 :;. twelve years old?" 4,Oh, no, only eleven." 'Oh, then you want a whole ticket, for only children under ten "go fcr half.-" Fliegende Blaetter. . ' . - " J.WUU. hi LIU k. - , i ' And she pledged to more than a srj So they stood at .lie altar, ;- ) 1 When he bent o'er and solemnly kr.' . r or "Here's a first-class marking ii '- !' (Writes on a piece of linen "Indc: Ink.") " "And here, ladies and ; gc men, Pve got a splendid ."prepiratic: washing out stain3." (Proci-eds f with to wash out he above word Fliegende -Blaetter. "Yes," said the camper on Lake T7 Ingtori, we use these ferns for fuel -Teat extent ; they burn almost like t a w 4. It is my opinion that everything" i country is full of pitch Inclu lir; the hills." replied the stranger. JiTashingtori) Journal. '- t Alt . . t nousei inquired tne new Doaraer f dejected man kitting next to 'About ten years." "I don't s -you can stand it. Wh'v havea't ; th; loner asro!" "2v ether nllr. ' said the cth:: 1 wif "doraticn'rH 1 :r lif; Trha,