"j?he Chronicle.
J The aggregate debt of all the colonic!
it Australia is $213 per Lead of the pop
alationor $683,000,0001 (
It has been decided that electricity lr
not dutibie. The question came- up
through the organizing of a company tc
manufacture electricity on the Canadian
lido of Niagara Falls with the idea
Belling it to American consumers, j
- According to Judge it cost . the. tax-;
pajers of New York State nearly half a
minion aouars iu mu uiuiuw.
e rally the cost is about a hundred thou
iand dollars. 4 'This seems unfair," addf
Judge, ."when it is remembered that it
cost the murderer the price of a hatchet
to dispose of his victim. - j
, ' . i
Switzerland keeps the 600th birthday
of her Confederation next year. In 1291
tho "Forest Cantons" Uri, Schwyz and
Unterwaldea formed the first league for
mutual support and protection, againsl
the House of Ilapsburg, and thus led to
the foundation of the Confederation.
The chief festivities Are to bo held at
Brunnen, on the Lako of Lucerne, the
jpot where Swiss independence was de
clared formally some years later. ' "
A fXr InTfnrm a ri onrnrirr1 Til 8 MD-
au x'- -
gregation on a recent; Sunday by making
the following announcement: "Ncarlj
W 1 V. A I V w v
wealthy or well-to-do, rithough no one
Wnnld think a from an rnsocction of. tht
collection plates, which are burdened
principally with nickles. 1 would re
mind you, brethren, that the collection
plate is not a nickel-in-tho-slot machine,
and that a few bills would come in verj
handy in the work of. the thurch." j
Tht American Agriculturist notes ;tha1
"twenty-five separate agricultural insti
tutions in Great Britain receive Govern
ment aid for the purpose of assisting it
providing general agricultural teaching,
special practical instruction in dairj
work, lectures oa forestry, and the car
s
rying oa of agricultural experiments.
Scotland alone receives for this purpose an
annual Government grant of nearly 9000,
distributed among eleTen institutions, oi
which the" University of Edinburg re-
- receives tho largest appropriation, ol
2200. This looks rticavunish to Ameri-
cans, for most of our States give ixnore
for such purposes."' j .
The Boston Cultivator is of the opinion
that ."altogether the best way to board
hired men is to hire thosu who ore mar
ricd and pay them to board themselrcs.
It mav cost more inmonef.but a married
man in a comfortable tenant house,
with garden and pig-pen of his own, will
work, more steadily, be always on hand
when needed, and will take generally more
interest in his work than a man boarding
in the house, and calculating to work
only one season in a place. . wherever ha
' stays. It is quite true that the hired man
who is married may save more money ii
he has a good wife and a good garden.
But the farmer need not regret that. He
ought rather to rejoice in any prosperity
that his tenant may achieve. If after a
few years of working hy the month in a
tenant house hq wishe3 to buy the hou3oj
and garden attached, it will be still morel
. to the farmer's benefit to sell U to him
The lack of most farmers is good, efficient)
hired help. Ho better way to Becure thiaj
Z' be devised than to build suitable
houses and sell them with small pieces o
land attached." .-
Thomas Btevens says ia an article ia
Scribncr that railways are needed ifor th
.commercial development of Africa. II
-l 1 tV.l 4 1- Al 4. ti. ll
inland waterways easily accessible tp
commercial exploitation from without
would i equire a system of railways aggrt
. gating, perhaps, 2000 miles in length
The chief lines would be around tie
Livingstone Cataracts, on the Congo j
from Vivi to Stanley Tool; a line from
the coast to the Upper Niger; the long
talked-of line from Suakim to Berber,
and a lino 500 miles long from Moitv
Isosa to tuo v ictoria xtyanza. Thav;
four lines would absorb about ll)C
miles of the 2000 estimate. Minor lines
" would connext Lakes Kyassa and ' Ta'a
f gtmyiki, take the place of the' Stcwirt
Hoad around the Murchisoa Cataracts,
. ca the bhire, aad overcome the diSctil
ties at such points as Stanley Falls, ahd
the cataracts of the Upper' Nile system.
A length of forty-miles would be te
liuuca Mire, a dozen raile3 al
Lahore, and at various pomU lcnrzths of
railway varjing from near 200 miles be
- .j AiiiaiiTiKa ia a
couple of inilc3 r.round some of t.-; I-
" t; .. : -. . vc ; -Ac in
Of
TO A LITTLE DnoOK.
Tcure not bo bf as you were then,
- tilitle brook! -
I mean those hazy summers when
Wa boys roamed, full of awe, beside '
:Yur noisy, foaming, tumbling tide,
Acd wondered If It could be true -, '' t
That there were bigger brooks than you.
D mighty brook, o pearleaa brook I :
AJl up and down this reedy placj , ' - ,
Where lives tho brook, t
ff ane-led for tha furitive dace?
Tie redwing-blackbird did his best .
T make us thlak he'd built his nest
hnng it In a secret sbot .
Far from tho brook, the telltale brook!
id often, when the noontime heat :
Parboiled the brook. !
We'd draw our boots and Bwinz our feet
Upon the waves that,' in their play
Would tasr us last and scoot awav:
And mother never seemed to know
What burnt our legs and chapped them
so
But father guessed It was the brook I
And Fido how he loved to swim
The cooling brook, : .
henever we'd throw sticks for hir i
ad how we boys did wish thattre
ould only swim as good as he
Why. Daniel Webster never vrn . '
Recipient of such great applause . ' ;
As lido, battling with the brook t
' But once O most unhappy day -
I For you, my brook i
Come Cousin Sam along that way;
And, having lived a spoil out west.
Y here creeks aren't counted much at bast,
le neither waded, swam, nor leap, - .
Jut, with superb induTerence. stent
' Across that brook our mighty brook !
(Thy do you scamper on your way,
You little brook, ' . ? s
When I come back to you to-day?
is it because you flee the crass
That lunges at you as you pass, 1
as i in playful mood, it would
Tickle the truant If It could, ' ' . j
i ou chuckling brook you saucy brook I
JOrls It you no longer know ;
You fickle brook
fThe honest friend of long ago?
rTbe years that kept us twain apart
xxare coangea my race but not my heart
wany and sore those years. rid vet i
I fancied you could not forget
That happy time, my playmate brook !
Oh, sing again in artless glee, '
My little brook.
The songyou used to sin forme : ."
The song that's lingered In my ea -
Dowouungij inese many yean; ,
My grief shall be forgotten when - -
I hear your tranquil voice again ' .v:
And that sweet song, dear little brook !
f-ujm Field, in, Chicago Xetcs.
A' LAST CHORD.
0 -y -j f - fc
woman of thirty-six, ws humming mer
rily as she went to and fro in her dining
room, and giving the last glance, the
careful housewife's glance, to the family
table. Whatever the season mieht.be.
there was always a bunch of flowers tar
enliven the board and testify to the deli
cate touch of woman. ' t
Suddenly Madami Lanirelot stoDned.
as she recognized her husband's step, and
he had hardly entered the room when
she exclaimed;
"What is the matter? You look; un
set." , r- '
I have reason to! be, darlincr." he re
plied, when a man hears at tho same
moment of the failure and the death of his
only brother " . .
You brother, oh. mv boor dear!"
cried Madame.
Hismarriasre. as vou know, was an
unfortunate one," continued the husband,
4 'he was an artist in heart and soul, and
forgot everything in his lore for an
Italian lady, who had a madonna-like
face and wonderful muueal talent. Her
dark eyes bewitched him, and in spite of
ray entreaties, and our father . opposi-
tion, he mamed her. He was utterly
incapable of managing his business, and
was made reckless by tho death of his
adored wife. Yesterday, in despair, he
took his own life, and on mo devolves
the task of settling his affairs in an hon
orable manner. I must do this dear, for
he was a Langelot." , . .
rse," was the reolr. t "it is
your duty." - ' - - , .
There is somethincr else. said. Mon
sieur Langelot. slowly, and his wife,'
startled by hb , hesitation, exclaimed
anxiously:. .' - '
"What do you meant"
"My brother has left a' son, he is
twelve years old, but delicate and de
formed, and will never bo able to nrovidc
for himself." ; i
"And you think it is our duty to
adopt himl" i .
My dear " t
"You are perfectly rieht ." cried the;
young woman, kissing her husband!
fondly, "how good you are, dear I Bring
the poor boy home, and he shall be our,
Clairetto's elder brother." ? !
And thus the orphan's fate was settled
by these two.simplo loving souls. ' .'
Monsieur and Madame Langelot, who
had been married twelve years, idolized
their only child, j Clairette 'was three
years old, a frail, dclicato little creature',!
highly nervous, treated liico a queen, and.
somewhat despotic as spoiled children
usually are. . , , j
In a few days Lucien Lancelot arrived,
at his uncle's home. He was painfully
deformed pale add delicate, and of his!
mother's radiant beautv had inherits
nothing except the large dark eyes,which!
Illumined his thin face with their bril
liant flashes. , Close against his breast hq
pressed a violin,' his dearest treasure. - A
At sight of this stranger the little
Clairette began to cry and sob cohvull
sively. Her cousin looked timidly at the
fair-haired and gaily dressed little creal
tore for a minute, then rabing his instrni
cent, Eaid softly, J
"Listen, the violin will sing to you r
ilo r.'.t cry." .
1 i ...1 L.j v.: ; ; I:..-; - ;-
tl-t'a Lovr moved v.-o:: Ir '. tl... fci,;:. 1
CI a r-v vet ten J:r l:- f ' 1
toothed the child' farg, aad "sho was
silent.' 'V' ! '-'I -' X- : .-.
"More, morel- 1 8ing again,., pretty
music!" cried Clairette when, the player
stopped, and she clapped her little hands
in glee. ; ' ! . '. ; . -
, So the wonderful violin . played on,
seeming' to speak words of enchantmef
and showing - plainly -what poor
hunchback had received n3T his maternal
inheritance.' Fjom that day a tended af.
fection unicr'the Iwo children, and tho
years passed oh.
Luc'en has become a man, and is asso
ciated with hi3 uncle in business. v He is
a most valuable assistant, being .gifted
with extraordinary intelligence. He has
not neglected his musical talent, and has
had the best instruction.
Do. you know, my boy," said, his
uncle, 'that you will some day be a great
composer, our pride and glory VI ' '
My only glory ," replied ! Lucien,
softly, "is in knowing that Clairette is
pleased with me." ,
. He speaks ' the truth, poor fellow; his
whole happiness in life depends upon his
cousin s smile.
She too, the!
petted sensitivo child, is
and has become a lovely
now grown up
woman, bhe loves her cousin with trans
sincere affection, and prefers to all other
music the air
first they met,
he played for her when
s
so that in the family the
melody is ajways called "Clairette's
Bong." It is a composition worthy of a
master-musician, and since drying the
child's- tears, has become the souvenir of
her earliest joys.
;; j
s ; What happened next was inevitable.
One day Lucien acknowledged to him
self that he loved Clairette, and called
himself a fool for daring to raise his eyes
to the daughter of his benefactor. True,
aha was his cousin, but how could he,
the poor hunch-back, hope to marry the
beautiful blooming girl? He concealed
his grief within his heart, and the violin,
his only, confidant, wept and sobbed for
his hopeless love, j .
! Claire Langelot, a gentle, affectionate
girl, treated Lucien as her dearest friend
and counselor, confiding to him her ! in
most thoughts. One day she artlessly
told him of her love for Ilaoul Darboz,
and then in a sudden burst of happiness,
exclaimed: j
: ' "Here, Lucien, takes your violin and
play C.'aif ette's Song. for me 1" - .
; .Ah. what bitter irony that was ! The
instrument was forced to sing her happy
love, under his martyred fingers! r ;
j: A little later, Rioul and Claire were
married. Lucien played the wedding
march.' ' It was his own com position, and
all through the music a mystic strain was
interwoven by the master's skill, and
filled the vaulted edifice with its tender
melody. -
The bride started when she recognized
her favorite air, . ;
Poor dear cousin," she thought, i "it,
is all for me that he is playing."
At the wedding breakfast they awaited
the musician j impatient to congratulate
him on his new composition, but he did
not appear, j
"An artist's caprice," said- Uncle
Langelot. "I'll wager that he is busy
writing out his latest improvisation.".
Clairie was grieved at Lucien's ab
sence, but that evening she and her hus
band set out for Fontainebleau, which
(waa the first stopping place of their wed
ding tour.
. On arriving at the hotel near the grand
old forest, the young bride sat looking
out of the window to enjoy the view and
the scent of the fir trees.
Night fell, jcalm and quiet, the trees
were rustled, by the caresses of the
breeze, a sweet perfume came from the
forest, and the only sound was a soft in
definable murmur that seemed like the
breathing of nature. , "
" Claire turned to Kaoul,' saying : .'!.''
"Do you know, I am anxious about
Lucien. Her maybe 111, I did, not see
him, even to say good-bje," j
Ilaoul clasped her in his arms as he re
plied with love's jealousy j
"Forget him and every one, my wife,
all your thoughts now belong to me,"
and bcneatli the blue sky where ' the
golden stars were sparkling, she forgot
all else in the embrace of him to whom
sho had given her heart.
Suddenly there arose on the still night
air a soft strain of musio that sounded
like a sigh, a lamentation, and Claire,
roused from her ecstacy of love ex
claimed: ; ( ' ,
"Hark! iThat is ClairettVs Song.
Dear Lucien i I know that he has come to
celebrate my happiness, to play for me
on my wedding-night. But, ah, how
sad the music sounds."
"You are dreaming my love,'? said
Rao'ul, as hd closed the window, "I did
not hear any music." ..
She listened ajain, but the silence was
unbroken and once more she forgot
everything but her love.
At dawn the next day, in a pathway
near the . hotel there, was found lying
across his broken violin, the dead body
of Lucien Langelot. The brief lament
of .unspoken! hopeless love had floated, up
for a moment to the young bride's ear,
but the last chord from Lucien? violin
had awakened, only the birds of the forest.-
The Epoch, - "
t The Broom-Corn District. .
Coles and Douglas Counties, in Illi
nois, produce half of tho broom-corn
grown in the United States. The soil of
these counties which is strong, quick,
and rich, is; well adapted for the culture
of the brush. Fifty years ago the teri
ritory embraced by the two counties was
a great swamp, full of large ponds and
was called "socKern" land. Just what
"sockcm" means in this connection
nobody seems to know. In later years
the swamps and! ponds were drained by
means of large open ditches and miles of
drain tile. . This drainage left an almost
inexhaustible soil. . Broom-corn is sup
posed to exhaust soil more . than any
vegetable that grows in that climate, but
there. i3 a field near Bushtonin Coles
County, owned by I. YT. Sain, tbit thb
-oa produce J it3 fcrty-ni:
v.'"-;-j crcp cl irocra-corn.
Joe, the Worm i Han.
Joe rierce.the "only worm merchant.
died in this city a few dsys agp. J oe
was well known on the water front. RS
sto?e was a portable bucket and gunny
sack. place of business - was nearly
sJways open, for Joe slept but little. He
had no partner but a diminutive Scotch
terrier that was constantly at odds v with
the whole world, and his only stock m
trade was worms. . ' '
Four years since Joe, who ' had an in
terest in pure " politics, determined to
register as a voter. The vKegistrar's
clerks subjected him to a close cross-fire
of questions because his mien was sus
piciously humble and his garb seedy and
worn. . . - . . '
"What . is your business?", he was
finally asked, and, drawing himself to
gether, Jos-answered in all seriousness:
"I am a worm merchant." .
He was passed, and the story of his
tilt with ; the commissioners . traveled
through the mazes of the water front,
and honest Joe was thenceforth known
as "the worm merchant." "
It was ten years ago that Joe appeared
on the water front and inaugurated his
enterprise. He took up his stand at the
corner of Clay ahd East streets, with his
slimy wares concealed in a bucket.bear
ing the advertisement in prominent let
ters made with shoeblack: "Wirms,
Fresh an Gud." '
"You?ve spelled that wrong, Joe,"
remarked a sailor to him one day.
Never you mind," was Joe's reply.
" Wirms is worms, and I people as wants
'cm knows where to get 'em." . . y
Late at night, when noisy revelry
reigned high in . the brilliantly lighted
saloons along Bast street, Joe would go
down to the wharf and push out through
the muddy water in a small boat. - Next
to au asphaltum cover Joe was the next
best friend to the terodo-strickea piles,
for he searched diligently for the long,
wriggling' things until his gunnysack
was almost alive with them. Next
morning he would take up his position
on East street and wait' for customers.
Nearly every lover of the rod patronized
him, and the superstition spread space
that Joe was a sort of piscatorial mas
cot, and that his worms were "sure to
fetch." , He contributed by his thrift to
the support of his " mother and sisters.
When the hews came that he - was dead
the whole water front mourned his loss.
San Francisco Chronicle.
i An Opportune Thirty Cent3.
! "I had a most extraordinary piece of
luck last Sunday," remarked a young
broker to a Tribune reporter a day or two
ago, "and for it I have been thanking a
kind Providence ever since. I invited a
girl cousin to go down' to Long Beach
for the afternoon, take supper there and
return in the early evening. After we
started I discovered that I had somehow
brought only 2.90 with me. I had one
railroad ticket j but with another required, ;
two suppers, car fares and ferriage, fig
ure as I wanted, I was just about twenty
cents short. It was one of those horri
ble cases of imiling and joking without,
and a sort- of .whited sepulchre within,
wondering wildly how to pull through.
We reached the beach, and Iwas re
volving the plan of throwing myself on
tho mercy of the ' clerk and offering a
check, when we stopped in our stroll
along shore to examine some shells and
seaweed, when blamed if lying right at
my feet wasn't thirty cents a quarter
and a nickel. - ; :
"I stooped down and picked them upT
in a hurry. - C
What have you foundr asked my
companion. . v
K 4A little silver,' I said, carelessly.
" Oh, how lovely. How much?'
" Only thirty cents,' I said, as though
I was disappointed at not finding a bag
of it. ' I wasn't disappointed. Never
was so happy in my. life. It "was just
enough to pull me through, and I reached
home with ten cents, but I tell you it
don't do to lean oa your luck like that
everyday," iTst York Tribune.
Why the Dayats Hunt Heads.
Many Dayak tribes of Australia ara
still addicted to head-hunting, a prac
tice which has made their name notor
ious, and which but lately threatened
the destruction of the whole race. -It is
essentially a religious practice so much
so that no important act in their ; lives
seems sanctioned unless accompanied by
the offering of one or more heads." The
child is born under adverse influences
unless the father has presented a head or
two to the mother before its 'birth. The
young man can not become a man and
arm himself with the mandau, or war
club, until he has beheaded at least one
victim. The wooer is . rejected by the
maiden of his choice unless he can. pro
duce one head to adorn their new home.
The chief fails to secure recognition un
til he can exhibit to his subjects a head
secured by hi3 own hand. No dying
person can enter the kingdom beyond
the grave with honor unless he is accom
panied by one or more headless compan-.
ions. Every rajah owes to his rank the
tribute of a numerous escort after death.
Popular Science Monthly.
Kn Electrical Biding School. .
It is said that an electrical riding
school is shortly to be equipped in Paris.
This intention is doubtless attributable
to the success which attended the open-
ing ol ue eiectncai nuing scnooi in xiice
last year. Here, it will be remembered,
wooden horses were used, and propelled
round tho ring by the power of electric
motors, - There was a series of rings,on
which an equal start Was made, but the
relative speed of the horses depended on
the radii of the respective ring3, those
inside, of smaller circumference, being
patronhjed by the steady-going and older
individuals, while the delights of rapid
locomotion were secured to the riders oa
thet outer circles. At the same time the
rider could reduce the speed or stop in
stantly by means of a controling arrange
ment. .This refinement of the primitive
merry-go-roursd created cvdtq a furore ia
iC3, and it -;en.i3 not icbaDle that
bcrcr? Icr.- it mil Und 'iU Vrav to thil
NEWS AND NOTES FOR WOIIEN.
Miniature pins are the rage.
Aliondonj fad "is gold-kid shoes for
evening. v-i : '. ,
The myrtle, blossom is - the Austrian
bridal "flower1. ; ' : : ; V ' , .' ' :
Hani Tjlavinar is a very picturesque and
artistic accomplishment. V i'
A combination of black and yellow is
very much in favor now. l.: : " ; j ;
An East Boston woman ha3 organized
a United Order of Odd Ladies.
1 Fashionable sunshadss for the country
and seaside are of unbleached silk.
Black underwear has come to bp con
sidered an essential to a black toilet.
There is a rumor' that the hair is
shortly to be worn in nets down thejback. ;
A large, full white -veil, dottedj with
black,' is the fashionable one without a
hat. .- . V h .
The Spanish jacket' is an excellent de-
vice for remodeling stained or
faded
corsages. .
Miss 3Iary Libby is
the only woman ;
chiropodist
in
London, and sheLhails
from America.
i
f.ittlft mrW dresses are madd much:
shorter at tie waist than they hav$ been
for many years. : i
-The Princes3 of Wales is considered
to be one qf the finest amateur
piano
players in England. - ' "
Black satin, divided into inch
by hairlines of whiter is neat for
ladjes house dresses.. :
checks
iderly
Shade hats of colored horse hair are
trimmed with- ribbon bows, long pins
and a" feather pompon. ; r
Mrs. Davis, -wife of the Senator from
Minnesota, has made all her own
'dresses
since she was ten vears old.
Female typewriters nave appearea in
the Government oflices jn Lond.on and
are said to 'give satisfaction. . ,:
Black velvet necklets are worn J cut on
the cross fiom piece velvet and fastened
in front by1 a small jeweled pin. J . t .
Mrs. Maty E. Beasely, of Philadelphia, :
has an income of $20,000 a yeir from
her invention of a barrel hooping ma
chine. J r
When the juice of acid . fruits has
touched colored cottons a perfect restora
tion will be accomplished by the use of
ammonia, j '
Wigs used to be confined to oldj women
who had
lost their hair, but are now
worn by young ones who have plenty of
their own.
What is
known as "linen thread" em-
broidery is rapidly increasing in fashion-
able favorl simply because
thinsrnewf" '
some-
fashion to have bamboo furni
ture for tne country houies made from
Oriental designs, with no two pieces ex
actly alikej. j ,
The real Leghorn hat 'shouldj. not be
bent, twisted, caught up or turned up in
any way, a fact some young women seem
to have forgotten. r
Mrs.-U. 8. Grant is rarely see outside
of the family" circle. ; Her eyesight lias
become very poor and her health is
somewhat broken, i ' j .
Round waists are the capricp of the
season with the Parisiennes, but' they
are not short, being made as long as the
wearer's figure will permit. ;
- .The firs application of a hair dye. to
the head of a votary of fashion c Dsts $5.
The retouches," which follow from
time to time, are made for $1. - ' v
Hats foi: autumn are either ve: y small
or very large. Aa is usual in the faU,
fruit of different kinds is used as trim
ming; iowever, clusters of ostrich tips
ire much jmore stylish.
) A y ounsr Russian lady named
Olsra
Loubanowski has made a bet to ride on
horseback) from St. Petersburg to Odessa,
a distance of 1500 kilometers. : Numer
ous heavy wagers have been made on the
attempt, -I.'''' ' '
One of the pretty California heiresses
is Miss Grace McDonough, who will in
herit a fortune of 3, 000, 000 from' hex
mother. She is a tall, stately girl, with
a haughty manner but a sweet and at
tractive face. : ; . , v
Young! lady travelers use dark ging
ham made in tailor fashion. The gowns
are usually cut with a double-breasted
basque, a small revers collar open at the
throat, ahd have moderately large mutton-leg
sleeves. . ; . ;:: '',;':'.
Buttons are 'out," and not only are
bodices jclosed invisibly, but are "made
without 'any visible seams, the material
being cutvon the bias and so drawn on
the carefully fitted lining that there are
no outside seams save those under the
arm.'
'. The very latest Parisian fad in wraps
is . the marabout cape.s . The marabout
feathers are strung on fine silk cord and
woven like a fish-net the fluffy feathers
filling up the meshes. As yet .there" are
only a few samples of these capes in
America. , -' J','r;v:i-.; ;r .-A"
Velve in combination with other ma
terials will be much Used during the
autumn and winter. The usual, combina
tion is ah underskirt, sleeves and collar
of velvet : occasionally, however, it is
used for the' back breadths, the sleeves
and collar. .' : "
, Figured dress goods are no longer.in
the lead although the most improbable
and bizarre , combinations are the vogue.
Three or four different materials in one
costumej of colors which have never been,
supposed to have any relation to each
other, arje used.' :;; : 'fi' .;. -j ',f-.t
The fashionable light wrap for the
fall is inj the still popular cape styje, con
sisting of a flounce of black lace applied
to a narrow, deep yoke,' the points of
which reach below the belt, front" and
back. The yokes on new models are
variously decorated -
Mis3 Courtney Walthal, daughter of
the Senator from Mississippi, is described
as by all odds the prettiest young woman
in. tha Senatorial circle at Wcihir-tcn.
Ehs is a rctito brtinctts Xtiih. a. well-'
c. r cc
,' - ''KNEi: DEEP! KNEE DEEP"
VSneexdeep! knee deep I" I am a ciJ
' ' ' esain! ; - '--
I hear the cowbells tinkling down the Iar ?,
The plaintive whippoorwills, the, distant
. vcall, ! . ' " '
' Of quails beyond tha hill where night-i';-
. :. hawks fall : . .
From lambent skies to fields of golden grain.
I hear, the milkmaid's song, the clanking
chain ,' . .
Of plowman homaward bound, tho lumber
ing wain,
And,'-down the darkling vale 'mid rushes
- , tall, 1 ' . ' .. ' -
,: . . ::: "Knee deep! knee deep!" ,; -
We're ail a ! home John, Wesley, i little
Jane . i :. .'
Dead long ago.! and the boy-soldiers twain
" That sleep by purling stream or old stona
wall ' . ' '
. In some far-off and Unknown grave we ro
; ail r. ; i-o-- ; ' " .
A.t home with mother! heartache gona and
'. pain! -
;, "Knee deep! knee deepT
Henry J. Stockai-d, in the Cosmopolitan
-4, - ' " ' - - '
IIU3I0R OF TIIE DAY.
Goes into tea without
being-asked
MUk.
. Society leaders are in the swim every
where but at 'the seaside. PucJc.
Arbitration gives two parties, the
halves of a pretty stale and bitter loaf .
Pud. "-j ' r', " !- :
i Ladies change that found . in the
pockets of husbands at night. jJonton
Courier. j ';; - '
It may be i said of a man who invests
in a quarry that, his lot is a hard one t-
Some 'men, stand on principles, others
trample on them. : The latter, naturally,
make the most noise.
Silver. is sold in France by the "kilo."
In . this country it comes in quartz.
Commercial Advertiser.
A man must necessarily have a sharp
eye in order to past a piercing glance.
Binghamton BepubUean.
"s ' 'A good lathering is the first requisite
Ol a goou. suave.: ' a umu txic ucu
thing for . a bad shaver. " New York
Herald.
4 Do you dictate to your typewriter?""
. 3' 3 ' 1 A. T ! 3 -A
. A USeO. TO aO SO, MJU.i X UiIUCU net ojjv
now she - dictates " to me.v Boston
Courier.
There is reason in all things. Few
never call their -wives 'old hens"; until
they-; became broilers. Commercial Adr
tertuer. " . .
Dedhed .iBayi doctor, -what kind of
medicine will cure my cold?" Doctor
Smart "The kind I prescribe." - Ymi-
lee Blade. -
An uptown man recently
5 una, al-
family and has not sines-been foui
though his ; nqse: turned xw.-PhUadel-phia
Times.
If money could be borrowed as easily
.as trouble, the world would be full of
round-shouldered people. Indianapolh
Ham's Horn. V
Waggin' Their Tongue3. "Did you
ever know that a wagon spoke?" "Yes,
E heard one complain about being tired."
The Bostohian.
'Will you -love me when I'm old?"
sang a maiden of uncertain age. "Will
I?" murmured a crusty old bachelor.
"Do I, - you mean?",- Washington JStar.
Youll be a President, perhaps,
: . If well you run life's race." r
; v ; : 'l'd rather be," the boy replied,
- : "The. man who plays first base."
' ' ; ' ) ; Washington Post,
; The new assessor is a very honest
man." "You don't say b! What- has
he been doing?" 4 'Why, he told me he
often- taxed his own memory." West
Shore.' ' ' '.
-"Judge," said the prisoner, who had
robbed an art store, in a pleading tone,
"there ain't any law to prevent a man's
taking photographs, is there?"- Chicagc
Tribune. - -
- n. lit 1 4.1
wuuiu -a iiur aruuuu iuc iuuuu x
the!
siffn
-bf rain." - Bride (sweetly)
'And a ring around a woman's finger ia
lhe; sign- of-
Groom (sadly)
"Reign." Jewelers1 Weekly.
: Miss Amy "Now I'll sing you 'Only
a. Lock of Her Hair. " Young Dolley
(after she has made several false starts)
"You don't seem ; to have the right key
for that lock." -LippincoWs.
Susan (reciting)1 'Half a league, half
a league, half a league onward " Fa
ther "There, Susan, that'll do. We
don't want any pf that baseball nonsense
in this house.! 'Boston Transcript.
: If progress now so fresh and fleet, -;
i Keeps on, it's just as like as not
r- We'll take our baths, and shave, and eat
v -1 Iy putting nickles in the slot. -S-
l - ; Washington Post .
First Citizen (at" a street row) "Is
that, man lying in the ' ambulance one of
the : fighters?" Second - Citizen "No,
he jwas passing at the time and tried to
stop the fight. : There go the fighters
walking off now." Boston Herald.
' 'No," ! said Professor Feelem, the
smineni. ; pnrenoiogisi, mjr iumiu
does not yield, a life full of sunshine, as
many suppose, T tell you;" and he
wiped away a tear. "I've felt some
pretty hard bumps in my life." Ligh
1 'Are you a student or a practicing
physician?'; asked the- young woman of
the vouncf man who had been known as
"Doctor" ' since last June. "Neither,
he said, with a depth of disappointment
which she could not fathom. Washing t.
Ion Star, j . . -;
. Mr. tChugwater (explaining matters to
visitors) -"3Iy wife is generally well,
but she is suSering to-day from rheuma
tism, influenza, toothache, a score thumb
and an inflamed eye. In her case it never
rains but it pours. Mrs. Chugwater (ex
plaining matters also) V1 don't- make
any fuss about it, though. .1 aa not like?
my husband. lie never pains, but he
roars." Chicago Tribune.
Prima Minister Crisjri, of Itj,
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