Hadkut Hippie W. E. Rutledge, Publisher Published Every Thursday Entered at the Postoffice at Yadkinville, as second class mail matter. Established 1892 Subscription Rates: 1 Year _$1.00 6 Months . 50 j Payable in Advance An exchange hints that maybe; Hitler and Mussolini have quieted; down for awhile. Well, we hope so, but cur honest opinion is that they are only quiet long enough to think up something else to raise the devil about. They aren’t being good. They are just mak ing plans to start something new and maybe worse than hereto fore. When Hitler gave the United States government just one week to clear out of Poland with their consulate the U. S. should have done some tall thinking. For in stance, the Germans have a con sulate in San Francisco which our government could have order ed them to close in the same length of time, and if they didn’t the entire lot should have been pitched into the Pacific ocean for the fish to eat—if fish eat such trash. Truth is they didn’t wantj our representatives in Poland to witness the cruelties they are practicing over there. Unusual Easter Easter has come and gone, and what an Easter. Seldom is an Easter on as early a date as March 24. There has not beeni an Easter on March 24th forj more than 350 years and it will be 451 years before it comes on that date again. You can start worrying about that now if you care to. About the year 325 A. D. it was decided that Easter should come on the first Sunday following the first full moon which occurred on or after March 21, making it possible for Easter to come as early as March 22, or as late as April 25. Next year it will be April 13. Then the weather man took a strong hand this year to make it more unusual. He ordered snow for most of the country almost the full day, said to be the first snow on Easter Sunday in 55 years. Well these are unusual times and a rare Easter is no more than in keeping with everything else. WITH THE SICK Carl Shore is confined to his room with the flu. Mrs. Robert Garner, route 1, is ill at her home, threatened with pneumonia. Mrs. Will Gregory is improving from a recent illness. Mrs. Jim Pen dry, near Yadkin - ville, is confined to her home with rheumatism. Little Jerry Helton is back in school after being out with illness several days. Peggy Jean Sizemore, near Deep Creek, is improving after a serious illness of pneumonia. Little Lee Hinshaw, son of Mr. and Mrs. Walter Hinshaw, is much improved after a recent illness. Debate Coming to Yadkin ville Friday The debating teams of Leaks ville High School and Wilkesboro High School, will debate in the auditorium of the Yadkin ville high school here Friday afternoon at 3 o’clock. The subject to be debated will be: “Resolved that the Federal Government should control the rdilroads.” Yadkin ville was chosen as the nearest midway point of the two teams. The public is invited to hear them. YOUNG PEOPLE ARE ' TO ATTEND RALLY The young people of the Elkin district will assemble at the Methodist church in North Wilkesboro at 7:30 on Thursday evening, April 4, for a district-; wide Youth Crusade Rally. The rally is a meeting of the young people emphasizing and cooperat ing with the Bishops’ Methodist Advance Movement, a courageous forward movement of the great new church in the cause of Christ’s Kingdom here on earth. Bishop Clare Purcell, of Char lotte, will be the speaker of the evening. Young people from dif ferent parts of the district will furnish special music. Large rep resentations from each young people’s organization in the dis trict are expected to attend. Webster called Washington “The Dismal City” and Mrs. John Adams called it “The Wilderness City.” THROUGH KEYHOLE By BILL RUTLEDGE THE YADKINVHXE PARADE I (With Apologies to W. W.) If he has a cigar in his mouth ! incessantly, he’s either John' Reece or Lon H. West—if he1 slaps you on the back, he’s John; Reece. If she is tall, a brunette, and! looks like Hedy Lamarr, it is Ce cile Prim. * * * If he’s a trim little fellow in a j dark suit and talks about basket- j ball in a soft voice, it’s William Vanhoy. If he wears a monocle and spats and covers his face with a napkin when the photographers try to take his picture—he’s not from Yadkinville. * * * If he’s reading an issue of Out- ] door Life magazine and discuss-' ing guns with a friend, it’s not' Frank Buck—it’s LaVeme Shore, , If she dances on a crowded dance floor with a huge purse in! her hand, and says “Hi!” to friends five tables away, five’ll get you ten her name is Martha Crater Anderson. If he bets five in a game of Baccarat whether he should or not, it’s her husband. If he’s tall and red-headed and asks “do I leave it in the Metol Hydroquoinne two minutes, or is it the Hyposulphite?” it’s—don’t argue about it—Bill Wooten ask ing about developing films. If the pretty, pale-faced girl with him is a brunette, it’s his wife. If he says “Well, slap me down!” and sticks a cigarette in a long holder and plays “Overture to William Tell” on his radio turntable, it’s poet-writer Claude Dunnagan. If he drives a red Chevrolet convertible with white side-wall tires and wears a brown sport suit and looks like Hugh Dinkins, that’s right—it is. If he talks about a new race i track and the girl with him is a ! blonde, it’s Lindsay Baity. If he’s j smoking a thin, long cigar, it’s his brother Buck. If he’s tall and lanky and has , a heavy black moustache, it’s Roy Mason. If you see two mous taches, you’ve had one drink too many. * * * I If she has thick black hair and [eyes to match and strikes you as being pretty and demure, her name is Anne Hall. The gentle man with her is probably teacher Guy Angell. If she’s smiling and says “We’re going to the wrestling matches tonight — come down sometime and play some ping pong,” it’s Edna Clement. If the fellow with her mentions a mon key or a dog, it’s her husband. If the two girls who look as if they were school teachers are riding in a black Ford convertible and drinking lemonade, look again. It may be Misses Mildred Logan and Carolyn Pfohl. * * * * If he carries a little brown bag with a thirty-eight caliber pistol and walks with a slight limp and tips his hat to someone a half block away, he isn’t a gangster trying to be nice—his name is Sheriff Inscore. If you can hear him laugh a half-block away, it’s Walter Hin shaw. If he doesn’t have on»a collar and tie, it’s John T>. Hol comb, Sr. Mrs. Hall Passes Funeral services were held Mon day afternoon at Deep Creek Friends church for Mrs. Lona Wooten Hall, 36, who died at her home near the church late Satur day night. Rev. C. H. Hutchens conducted the services and burial was in the church graveyard. She was the wife of Clarence Hall and a daughter of Mr. Wil son Wooten and )the late Mrs. Wooten. She was a member of Deep Creek church. Survivors in clude the husband, father and two children, Martha Ann and Cla rence Hall, Jr., two brothers, Wil lie E. and Carl Wooten, Yadkin ville, route 1; two sisters, Mrs. Julia Sizemore, Boonville, and Mrs. Daisy Andrews, Greensboro. WASHINGTON Washington, March 28—Movie goers who saw the film “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” may have got the impression that sessions of Congress are apt to be dramatic and exciting affairs. As a matter of fact both the Sen ate and the House of Represent atives usually put on a pretty dull show. Only once in a blue moon is there anything of emo tional or dramatic interest in the debates in either House. Senators and Members as a rule keep their tempers under pretty close control when they are out on the floor where the visitors in the galleries can see and hear them. After they ad journ, what they say to each other is something else again. There came near to being an exhibition of fireworks when the Senate began to discuss the amendments offered by Senator Carl Hatch of New Mexico to his bill to keep Federal office hold ers out of politics, which became a law last year. Mr. Hatch pro posed to extend the law to keep all State employees whose sal aries are paid in whole or in part out of Federal funds, from taking part in any way or contributing to Federal election campaigns. This proposal was aimed pro marily at State Highway Depart ments, which administer high way funds provided in part by the Federal Government. In many states, perhaps in most, the Highway Department has become a powerful arm of the dominant political machine. Naturally, many Senators of both parties didn’t like Mr. Hatch’s new proposal. There was more sputtering and violent lang uage heard on the Senate floor than at. any previous time this session. And when Senators gathered in the cloak room af terwards the things that some of them said to some of the others were almost unprintable. The Democratic floor leader,! Senator Barkley of Kentucky, i who had backed up Senator Hatch, became so angry, when! his party followers abused him, that he threatened to resign his position as the party’s leader, but nobody called that bluff. The Senate finally passed the new amendments intended to make politics pure, #and tacked on another provision that no body may legally contribute more than $5,000 to any party cam paign funds. If such a law could be enforced it; would hit the re sources of both parties about equally. Dramatic occurrence The most dramatic occurrence in Washington lately occurred in the committee room of the Sen ate Military Affairs Committee. Lester P. Barlow, a well-known inventor, many of whose devices are used by the Army and Navy, explained to the Committee sit ting behind closed doors the workings of a new bomb filled with a combination of liquid oxy gen and carbon. Everybody in the room was sworn to secrecy but according to Senator Nye, who said he had never seen a Senate Committee so thoroughly impressed, Inventor Barlow convinced the Senators that his new miiltary weapon is the most devastating explosive ever devised. The detonation of a single bomb dropped from an airplane would destroy all life and all buildings over a radius of many miles. The committee was so im pressed that before it adjourned an oath of absolute secrecy was administered not only to the Senators but to the committee clerks in attendance, and the stenographers1 notes of the in ventor’s statements were direct ed to be burned, to prevent a possible leak. In another Senate committee room a dramatic episode occurred when a Negro Communist, Ben jamin J. Davis, Jr., who is a graduate of Harvard Law School and an assistant editor of the Communist newspaper, The Daily Worker, delivered a fifteen min ute tirade against the opponents of the anti-lynching bill. He abused Vice-President Gamer and members of the Committee by name and narrowly escaped being thrown out of the Committee room physically. He was actual WINSTON-SALEM JOURNAL and SENTINEL MORNING EVENING FIRST IN news pictures— features— ly ordered out, with the comment by Senator Van Nuys, author of the bill, that he had done his cause more harm than good. Most Interesting Topic Outside of Presidential politics and plans for distributing more money where it will do the most good in the Presidential cam paign, the most interesting topic which members of both Houses are concerned with is the pro posal to amend the National La bor Relations Act to give em ployers as good a break as em ployees now get. The issue is pretty sharply drawn between the Conservative Democrats, cooperating with the Republicans, and the New Deal ers in Congress over the recom mendations for radical changes in the Labor Relations laws and Lie methods of their administra tion. This is the one measure now pending before Congress in which the full power of the Administra tion is being exerted. Mr. Roose velt’s aides and followers do not want the law changed. The out come is still uncertain. Economy Forgotten Congress will shortly begin to give serious attention to new plans for helping the farmers. There is every indication that all the economy talk will be forgot ten^ and that a great many more millions than the original budget provided will be appropriated for one form or another of Farm Re nei. Secretary Wallace’s new scheme of raising four hundred and eighty millions by a complicated processing tax probably will not be the answer which Congress is seeking. There is a good chance of the passage of a law to enable tenant farmers to buy their farm with money lent to them by the Government on long-term, low-interest mortgages. UNION CROSS Misses Ruth and Ruby O’Neill Hobson spent Easter with their sister, Mrs. Wayne Groce, and Mrs. Jessie Wade Brown. Mr. and Mrs. Wayne Groce visited Mrs. Groce’s mother at East Bend, route 2, last Sunday. Alfred, small son of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Hobson, East Bend, route 2, is recovering from pneu monia. Miss Fronia Groce spent Sun day with Mr. and Mrs. James Groce. Roll Call ... 1 - ... ... .—... „ i V ' ' ' [chapim — nW Mrs. Fred Gough Funeral services for Mrs. Fred Gough, 24, were held at Deep Creek Baptist church Monday morning. Burial followed in the church cemetery. The funeral had been postponed from Sunday on account of bad weather. Mrs. Gough, a native of Yadkin county, died at her home in Win ston-Salem Friday night, follow ing a lingering illness. She was a daughter of the late Alex Williams, of Flint Hill, and Mrs. Williams, now Mrs. Henry Flynn. Besides the husband and mother two sons, Ferry Lee and Richard, survive. TO GET THE BEST, BUY DAISY FLOUR In Plain or Self Rising, Made from the Best and Purest Wheat, Thoroughly Cleaned. FEEDS Our Special Diamond Dairy Feed, 24%.; and our Special Hog Ration, and all regular mill feeds are the best to be found and at reasonable prices. They are sold by all leading merchants of Yadkin county. Give them a trial and be satisfied. Manufactured and Sold By GREEN MILLING COMPANY Mocksville, N. C. 3% Penalty On 1939 County Taxes If Payment Is Not Made On Or Before APRIL 1ST, 1940 Pay Your 1939 Taxes Now And Save This 3% Penalty A. L. Inscore SHERIFF 0 jp YADKIN COUNTY For Coughs and Colds Take PERUNA Sold at Carolina Drug Store Yadkin ville SHOE PRIDE Shoe pride is better than Shoe Shame. Keep your sho^ neat with proper re pairing and the best of materials. Both Found Here Vestal & Douglass Shoe Shop Main St. Yadkinville IT WOULD TAKE 20,000 Shoes to supply every reader of The Yadkin Ripple with just one pair. This is based on the average number of five persons in the American family, and the number of families who have ac cess to the bargains in The Ripple. The most economical way to contact this big market is through the col umns of... The Yadkin Ripple “If Business Is Worth Having It Is Worth Going After” THE YADKIN RIPPLE FAMILY EATS 30,000 MEALS EVERY DAY # Considering an average of only five persons in one family, three meals a day, multiplied by the circulation of The Ripple, the amount of food con sumed by the reader family of this newspaper is tremendous. Thousands of pounds of meat, thou . sands of pounds of vegetables, truck loads of foodstuffs, thousands of gal lons of milk—in fact you would be surprised if you could see all of the food The Ripple family consumes at just one meal. This great “Reader Family” of The Ripple is one that any food or other merchant will do well to cultivate. Business goes where it is invited and we invite the merchants to profit by the use of our advertising columns.