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»' AND THE OTHER
By MRS. THEO. B. DAVIS
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i' Asa usual thing I like January bet
‘ban most months of the year.
£ <X f ?r nearer bringing leisure than
L i' . hers. The nights are long
f ,’£• ; give one a chance to do
I'"' 11 ':; • X v .v .Sg before bedtime; there’s!
• that simply has to
' U V can do little gardening;
Vi. still enough canned fruit, po
and such for cooking to be
,V tdf trouble; the New Years’ resolu
lons are not yet broken beyond re-1
.• Jair, and we still have the highly
moral feeling we had when they were:
r.ade; the Christmas presents have
.lot lost their newness and charm for j
, '.he children; we have a short breath- j
; ng space before begining the real
.vork of the year. Then, too, there
s a blessed- ignorance as to what the
.ear has in store for us, and w’e hope
for all sorts of improbable things.
Years ago, before women had the;
1 rivilege of voting, my husband and!
{ were discussing a certain subject
Apd he reminded me of what the laws
>f our land say about it. And I re
nlied that the laws only sav that be-j
cause men made them; that, if women ,
lad written them, they’d be different.;
The above is merely a preface to
-tating that I believe it was a man
aho first y>W into a woman’s head j
the idea thuc she looked sweet and
vholesome and homelike darning
-ocks. And he did it because he hated
to wear holes and also hated to darn
the things. It is aggravating to see
-o many pictures and read many;
-tories that show the-dear, patient:
mother of te fhamily with an over
flowing basket of holey hose, which
-he is forever mending. I rise to re-,
nark that there is not one thing po
etc; about it. It’s work, and mean:
work at that. And the women who,
really enjoys darning must have time
hanging heavy on her hands, or she!
must be queer in some way. O, yes j
I darn hose —lots of them. Darn them,
till I think that if my time were worth
as much as a hen’s. 1 ought to throw i
the things away. But I want it defini
tely understood that I’m at work
when I do it, and not merely posing
as the ideal mother.
These eollege-student-magazine-sub
-cription- solicitors who make the
rounds at frequent intervals arej
:-mooth talkers, and there are times,
when I rather enjoy listening to them j
But there are exceptions. And I’ve (
learned to watch for them. When the
agents tell me what course they are
taking, in what university, and in
what class, they pause to ask with con- j
fidential archness: “What kind of a
doctor do you think I’d make?” Or!
it may be lawyer they say instead of
doctor. And I am sure their book of,
instructions tells them to ask that;
f.,r they’d never do it so nearly alike!
otherwise. The last one who came J
was going to be a lawyer and eloquent- j
lv offered to help me get a divorce!
when he finished his course. He may!
have thought such an offer would be
flattering to a woman of my age.
The other things that agents ir
ritate me by saying is: “Why you’ll
never miss that amount; you can pay!
for this wonderful article and not
know the difference.” I’d miss it
and I’d know it, and what they say
sounds like an insult to my knowledge
of arithmetic. Besides, at our house ‘
every penny has to toe the mark and
tell what it could pay for, and then
be checked up to see where it went 1
Some day, when I’ve nothing else
tn do, 1 may suggest some changes in
the books of instructions sent out to!
agents.
Up in Mrs. Hunt’s and Mrs. Frank
Brantley’s yards the yellow jessa- j
mine has begun to bloom. Not the j
kind that grows wild around here j
but the variety listed in catalogs as 1
“nudiflora”, and which blooms be- !
fore the leaves even bud. It is a lovely
thing, a sort of shrubby vine.
Mv youngest neighbor was leaving!
after a very- brief call, and accident- j
ally stepped on the cat’s tail. At the !
resultant squall she looked at me with
surprise, and asked: “Did you hear;
what that cat said?” Upon being told
that I had heard she said: “'Well
that’s just what my cat says when I
step on her tail”. Evidently all cats ;
speak the same language.
Using pliers, robbers tortured Fre-1
mi nt Pierce by pulling all his toenails ,
out before thev robbed his home, near
Cisne, 111.
At Wimbledon, England, an owl at
tacked Sidney E. Sugden, and flew,,
away with his spectacles.
Club Party
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The Wolf Head Club, loyal boys’
club, on Friday, December 23. spon-J
sored a party at the home of its j
president, Charles Flowers.
During the party those present were
entertained by playing games. He- i
freshments were served consisting ol
candy, hot cocoa and marshmallows
Those present were Misses Barrow, |
glowers, Hall House Sexton, and
Messrs Barbee, Bunn. Chamblee, Flow
ers. Horton and House. *
ttlbe Zrbulon TRrrurfi
New Licences
Must Be Bought
Announcement has been made by
‘ the State that new license tags must
be displayed after January 10, or
drivers will be liable to arrest. From
now until the 10th there is danger of
being asked to park the car until new
tags have been procured,
i The sale of license plates in the
state has declined sharply, only about
100,000 pairs having been sold to date.
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Japs Victorious
After days of fighting, and the
1 death of an entire Chinese battalion
1 in street fighting, the Japanese have
captured Shanhaikwan, an ancient
| walled city of China, and one of its
I most important border towns. Indi
! cations are that Japan means not only
!to hold what has been gained in the
1 far East, but to add new conquests
|of Chinese territory.
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Smithfield Church
Damaged By Fire
Fire gutted the main auditoriums
and assembly rooms of the Smith
field Methodist church during the
Sunday school hour Sunday and did
i damage estimated at $30,000. The
! fire is thought to have originated in
j a trash pile and spead in the boiler
! room. The building was evacuated in
! an orderly manner by hundreds of
' children and not one was hurt.
Judge Timberlake Dead
Judge E. W. Timberlake of Wake
Forest died on Jan. 2, and was buried
on Wednesday afternoon in Wake
i Forest cemetery, the funeral service
being conducted by his pastor, J. A
Easley.
Judge Timberlake was a trustee of
Wake Forest College, classes of which
i were suspended on Wednesday after-
I noon in his honot
; The Rotary Club will sponsor a
! bridge tournament at the Club house
i Thursday Jan. 12, at eight o’clock.
| All who would like to play, pleasi
( get in touch with Mrs. C. A. Med
| lin, places reserved 25 cents each.
Bethany News
Our community wishes for each
reader of the Record “a Bright and
, Prosperous New Year.”
We had a pleasant Christmas, nc
j bad acidents or serious illness was in
our community during the week.
' Willie Lee Wilson has returned to
Fort Bragg, after spending fifteen
days with his people.
Mrs H. C. Watkins’nephew, from New
York visited here during the holidays
Mrs. J. H. Watkins is improving af
ter about three weeks in bed,. She
is able to be up again.
Ethel Moore was sick in bed the last
1 of the week.
1 Mrs. S. H. Jones is ill, and been con
-1 fined to her bed for some more than
! a week.
Mr and Mrs. G. I). Ray and children
spent last Wednesday in Raleigh, with
Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher Stells.
Mr. and Mrs. Ebb Robertson of New
Port News, Va., spent several days
last week with Mrs. S. T. Davis and
! other relatives in this and Wendell
communities.
Born to our pastor, Mr. and Mrs
L. R. Evans an eight , <>u J bo . Do -
1 27.
Mr. and Mrs Ralph Yaugn of Hal
; eigh spent part of 1..-t week witi
i Mrs. Vaughn’s parents, Mr. and Mrs.
T. M. Watson.
Mitchell Mill News
We hope to see everybody out at
i Sunday School next Sunday. Lets’
; make a hundred percent.
Mr. Buster Lyman of Virginia, visit
ed friends here last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Ester Edwards spent
! the week-end with Mrs. Edwards sis
ter, Mrs. M. C. Hicks, of Union Chapel
Mr. J. T. Pulley was a Zebulon
visitor Tuesday.
Mr. Wiley Mitchell, of New Jersey
! visited Mrs. J. C. Mitchell Sunday.
Miss Beatrice Carter, Mr. Ester
! Edwards and Miss Grace Fuller and
Mr. Collie Perry of this community
also decided to try the plan of two
! making a living as well as one.
Miss Mary Frances Mitchell, spent
, last week with her cousin Miss Mer
iam Mitchell of Youngsville.
Miss Annie Lee Perry was the
guest of Miss Lucy Mae Moody last
| week.
HELPFUL HINTS
Chesnuts -and similar nuts can be
! kepi fresh indefinitely simply by plac
ing them in a mason jar and screwing
the lid on.
, Moist table salt will remove egg
tarnish from silver, and coffee and
tea stains from china.
Use lard for greasing cake tins. The
salt in butter causes the cake to burn,!
or stick to the tin.
Onion juice will remove rust from
tableware.
Place a piece of beeswax between j
two pieces of flannel and rub your
irons on them. They will be clean j
and run smoothly .
Milk to which a little soap has
been added is a good wash for white
glossy paint.
Keep mirrows out of the sun. The
rays will cause spots and other blem
ishes. —Paths i nder.
ZEBULON, NORTH CAROLINA Jan. ft 1933
Recorder’s Court
A number of charges against
colored men were tried in the local
Recorders’ court this week. Some
■ were cleared and others given fine‘
and road sentences. After gvtting
1 them scared satisfactorily, Judge
; Rhodes changed most of the fines to
costs and the road sentences to fines
i and gave them time to pay out.
C Most of the men are working on the
•! streets at .50 cents a day, so it is
• likely that it will be many moons be
! fore they pay up.
After considerable discussion be
! tween attorneys, the case of Mrs.
! Lillie Critcher Richardson who is
. suing her husband R. B. Richardson
, i for support, was laid over.
Pit seems tat thhe court could not de
t cide whether the case was one undei
. j the jurisdiction of Wake or Johnston
.;county.
J Carey Pearce, who attempted to put
, a full load of shot into his wife’s
. body during the Christmas time, was
5 ; fined $25 00. With times like the
! present, this will be equal to about ten
times as much a decade ago.
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> NEW GROCERY STORE
! Carpenters are busy converting the
i Robertson building adjoining the Har
" i ris hardware store, into a modern gro
,! eery store. The front is being shelved
for groceries. A partition will be run
| across the center of the building and
* the back end used for wholesale trade
The store will be operated by the
I Progressive Chain Store system. This
| will be their twenty-fourth store.
! Their headquarters is in Sanford, N..
C. Zebulon is to be congratulated or
being considered a good location for
a chain store, and welcomes the man
; agement to its business life,
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EARPSBORO EVENTS
( Mrs. Eugene Bailey Sunday were Mr.
, i and Mrs. Dewey Stalling of Seimes
. and Mr. W. H. Moore of Middlesex
who is spending some time with them.
We are very glad to say little Fan
nie Lou Faucette and Idalia Crowder
j are about well of their colds.
Mr. and Mrs. Melvin Phillips have
j moved to their new home in the Hales
: section.
Mr.and Mrs. A D. Parrish and fam
ily visited Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Lewis
Friday night.
Mr. and Mrs W. J. Martin, of
Pilot spent Saturday with Mr. and Mrs.
Noah Crowder.
i The Willing Helper Club met at
I Mrs. Frank Masons’ Saturday. The
lub members decided to have a Christ
mas Tree on Old Christmas Day.
i Mr. Edward Lewis, of Norfolk, Va.
| spent Friday night with his brother
i Master Dan Privette is visiting his
i Lindly Lewis.
j grand-parents, Mr and Mrs. Frank
Mason.
Mrs. Oscar Richardson, of Emit
section visited her sister Mrs. Lonnie
Faucette Saturday.
There has been lots of flu in our
! community, but we are glad to say
; that most of the people are better
: Mr Norwdod Leaves Zebul n.
Piet Cringe has failed to recover!
his baby which was recently carried J
away by a big gorilla from the fath- [
er’s home which is located 100 miles (
north of Johannesburg, South Affrica..
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As We Go To Press
Word *- s received that Calvin
Coolidge, ex-president of the
l nited States was found dead
in hC home in Northampton,
Mass.
R. S. McCoin
Sti!! Missing
; R S. McCoin, missing attorney of
Henderson, has not yet been located,
j Rewards have been offered for finding
; him, dead or alive. Clues furnished
by a letter purporting to have been
written by a boy who says he saw
I McCoin murdered, are being triced.
■ Othe clues sent by those who claim to
have seen the missing man are being
investigated.
1 A systematic search is being made
!but so far nothing definite has de
: veloped.
Mrs. Strickland
Passes Onward
Mrs. Fannie Strickland died last
Sunday night Jan. 1,. She had been at
the State Hospital about 18 months.
! )She was the mother of ten children;
' j six boys, Paul, Joe, Leroy, Kirkman,
J Clellan and Lester, and four girls, Mrs.
‘ W. L Forsythe, Mrs Leroy Jones, Bes
! sie and Nonie Lee.
' She was a smart woman. She was
buried at Rocky Cross. Rev. Davis of
Zebulon conducted the funeral service
' we extend our sympathy to the be
■ reaved family.
Holloway’s Hits
By James H. Holloway
. As this is being written, the year
: of 1932 is slowly passing, it has been
| a year of many disappointments and
• sorrows and the memories it leaves
i behind are not pleasant ones. The
: | Happy New Year will bring renewed
■! lope and encouragement to the peopl
' j and a greater measure of prosperity
'.and iuy
Governor Roosevelt is now being
- overwhelmed by a great multitude of
5 ; councellors and advisers, on how to
! run the nation’ business. If he suc
■ coeds in absorbing all the sensible and
! - ill-advised suggestions, he will be com
pelled to listen to for the next two
months he will have acquired more
! information than any president ever
j knew before. After he has listened at
tentively to all the various shades of
' opinion from statesmen and would-be
-statesmen, if he is not the worst be
wildered man in America he is cer
tainly a wonderful man. If there is
a fundamental weakness in our
philosophy of government, it probably
lies in its lack of flexibility and re
sponsiveness to the will of the people
The present Congress and President
Hoover will remain in power until the
fourth of March, but the business of
the nation is practically at a stand
still in so far as any remediable legis
lation is possible to help thp situation.
A lame duck President and a lame
duck Congress never accomplished
anything and if they were to attempt
j any wise legeslation, the opposition
party will move Heaven and Earth to
defeat it.
More than one crying baby will be
found on the White House doorstep by
M System Moves
j To Henderson
! Mr. Godfrey and Miss Flowers who,
l have operated the M System grocery
! store in Zebulon for a year or two
have moved it to Henderson. They
handled a good line of groceries and
the community will miss them am
their business.
Mr. A. N. Jones who has been with
the store, we understand, will move
1 to Henderson and be associated with
the business.
Raleigh Defaults.
j The capital of the state defaulted
j for the first time on January 1, when
the city failed in payment of princi
pal and interest due on bonds held
lby a New' York concern. Mayor
Isley says it is only a technical de
! fault and that the city will nie r t its
. indebtedness next month.
He says the failure was the result
! of funds being tied up in closed banks
; and as result of the misapplication of
funds by a former tax collector.
PHILATHEA CLASS MEETING
The Baptist Philathea Class met
on Monday night at the home of Mrs.
. Merritt Massey. Mrs. Julian Horton
. presided, an ( j Mrs. Abner Baker was
in charge of the program. The de
i votional was led by Mrs. Corbett. Mrs
iJ. M. Whitely read an appropriate
' poem. Mrs. T. B. Davis spoke on
I Things Which Come to Pass, and Miss
Southerland, teacher of the class
l made a talk on New Year’s Resolu
j tions as they apply to class work.
Miss Southerland also expressed the
1 regret of not only this class, but of
. the whole Baptist Church that Mrs
! A. N. Jones, one of the members, will
move at an early date to Henderson.
After the business session the host
ess servej light refreshments. The
' next meeting of the Philatheas will
I be held with Miss Southerland at
’j Wakelon Dormitory.
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Mr. J. Norwood
j Leaves Zebulon
•! Mr. John Norwood, who has been
■ i cashier of the local bank for some-
I! time, is accepting work ejsewhere.
: Mr. and Mrs. Norwood have made
1 , many friends in Zebulon who will re
1 gret their leaving.
Mr. R. L. Little succeeds Mr. Nor
wood as easier of the Page Trust
I Company. Before coming to Zebulon
' e was Cashier of the Siler City branch
of the Page Trust Company. Zebu
lon welcomes Mr. Rittle to its business
life, and the patrons and others are
invited to call on Mr. Little at the
bank.
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President Roosevelt when he moves in
on March the fourth, left there by
his predecessor. The new President
will be called on to solve more knotty
problems in thp next four years than
only three of his predecessors com
,bined had to contend with. If he meets
the issues fearlessly and makes wise
decisions promptly, he will go down in
history as one of the greatest figures
in history of the nation, but if he
dallies arid hesitates he will quickly|
loose the confidence of the people andj
on page 2) j
j YE FLAPOUOOLE
Isj The
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n'V ISIIKI < K I KK
Well! ... At last I’ve discovered
one girl in this town who is absolutely
different (in another way) . . And
what away too! . . . When she laughs
she does it, not as you or I, but in a
most effective and unique way . . . Yes
nia’m. Miss “ ” laughs in her
middle, not on her face . . . Says
Miss “C ", “I some times smile
with my face, but it is only when I am
really tickled that I laugh in my mid
dle.” . „ So when you meet the little
lady, and wish to know whether you
amuse her or not, listen to her mid
dle . . . Say Doc., lend me your stetha
scope a minute. . . I’m about to bring
forth a joke. . . . Did you see that
load of hay, no, it wasn’t hay after
all . . . Just fodder, they (it, he, him,
them or what have you) only had the
fodder stacked up on the wagon to
•the same heighth as the street lamps
oh yes they do have street lamps in
this town even though it be smallei
than the college students would wish
!it These students say that it’s too
quiet. Where are they every day at
twelve o’clock? . . Now somebody
guess “bed” . . . I’ve just found out
why there is so much fuss at noon
every day . . . Now, here’s the low
down . . . The people of our fair city
are to depressionized tb eat more
than once a day, Consequently, when
they do get to eat that one meal, they
are so happy that they have to make
some noise, but, due t.> the fact that
they are too weak to yell, the fire
whistle is blown to fair ye well . .Oh
yes, I mustn’t forget the tall brunette
who was trying to “bum” her way to
Raleigh the other day so that she
might prevail upon her “pater” for the
family car . . . (P. S. She got the
far) You should have been
in the “Mint" the other night when
someone (cruel, too cruel for words)
slipped up (This is too much) beh : nd
Brown and (I can’t stand this much
longer) stuck a sharp, long instru
ment (just a common every-day ice
pick)into that part (of said party of
the third person) that monkeys swing
by . . You should have seen the look
ol Pained surprize on his face. ....
And now Brown limps around with
the point, where the aforementioned
ice pick entered, painted a brilliant
hue of Mercurochrome (if that isn’t
spelled correctly. Dr. Daniels certain
ly isn’t up on his phonetics) . . . By
the way, the spot is marked “X”
1 ought to know, I painted it! .....
And friends, a romance is budding
right under our noses, however, it
hasn’t advanced far enough to tel!
whether it’s a real romance or just a
nother fever blister, now the thing
may be pinched in the bud, but if any
thing further developed along that
( line, you’ll know as much as I, next
w f ek And who was the person
who caused Bev Isaacs to break the
heel of her shoe? . . The gent who
so graciously fixed it for her, was
none other than our old friend and
cohort, Robert I). Massey . . . Bravo
Robert, when we find a heel, we’ll
bring him around to you And
again that noble upholder of the An
tone name, comes forward with a most
wonderful riddle . . . Asks Earl, the
youngest of the Antones, “Why js
Santa Claus like Calvin Coolige?”
(We gave up too) . . . “Because they
both have beards only Coolige doesn’t
, have a beard” . . . Don’t say it, that’s
what we thought too the first time
we saw the (brat) dear little fellow . .
And as the mountaineer's son said
after his old man had had the “reve
noor’ down for some thirty odd min
utes, “Kick him in the ribs pap’ his
teeth’s all gone!” .... And that new
grocery store that is coming to town
. . Wonder what they’re going to sell ?
George Lane, That dashing
young man who runs the Standard
service station, has a minature swim
ming pool where he used to drain the
oil from cars . . That’s nothing on
us though, we have one in our base
ment After much concentra
tion on the matter, I have decided to
call my car Lancelot, only it’s a “She
Lancelot” instead of a “He Lancelot”
... I know it is a bit unconventional
|to call an automobile Lancelot, but
' rized when I was still a child. I’ll
.... And now I want to render a
lovely, lyrical lunacy, that I memo-
when I was still a child, I’T
never forget it so long as I live (Wait
while I run home and get a copy of
it, there are a few lines that are a
wee bit hazy in my mind) . . . Ah
here I am, back again, and I’ve
brought that wonderful little ode with
me . . . Now this touching little bal
lad ' s entitled;
WOMAN (Exclamation point)
Woman —She’s an angel in truth, a
demon in fiction,
A woman’s the greatest of all con
tradiction ;
She’s afraid of a cockroach, she’ll
scream at a mouse,
But she’ll tackle a husband as big as
a house
She'll take him for better, she' 11 take
him for worse;
She’ll split his head open and then
be his nurse;
And when he is well and can get out
of bed,
She’ll pick up a teapot, and throw
at his head.
She’s faithful, deceitful, keen-sighted
and blind;
She’s crafty, she’s simple, she’s cruel
she’s kind.
She’ll lift a man up, she'll cast a
man down,
She'll make him her hero, her ruler
(Continued on page 2)
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