VOL.
IS, THAT
AND THE OTHER
»B> MRS. THEO. B. DAVIS
Here i> part of a description that
was published in a recent magazine:
“She said that she was passionately
tond ol flowers; and she was always
going to her neighbors to ask for
some.” For flowers, mind you, not for
-cods nor plants; and every gardener
knows there’s a difference.
Among things that make you shiver
if you are a flower lover, is to take
a handful of cut flowers to a friend
and have her admire them and then
lay them down on a table and let
them stay there until you leave—and
vou don’t know how much longer
You’d so much prefer hearing her say :
“Please excuse me a minute; I must
put these in water right away, before
they wither.” And you’d not mind
waiting in the room alone until she
gets back, because you feel she really
cares for your gift.
If you are so unfortunate as to have
garment partially eaten by a rat
you must get some one no kin to you
to mend the place, or you will have
bad luck. This information was passed
on to me one day this week. But it
seems to me you’ve already had some
bad luck when you find the clothing
damaged.
As one outside the corporate limits
of our town, yet deeply interested in
its growth and welfare, 1 am hoping
:hat two women candidates may
be elected to the town board. Not be
cause they have more sense than men
nor because they are more devoted to
the bust interests of the town than
some men would be; but because I do
believe that they would in several
ways be a holp.
If town fathers are necessary, why
lot town mothers? Men are more used
to looking at propositions in a big
broad way, but women know better
how to save pennies. Men may make
out fine programs for educational
progress, but women must see that
faces and ears are washed, lunches
made ready, and the children sont out
to take advantage of their opportuni
ties. It is not at all a question of par
tisan politics. In a town the size of
ours it is just a question of a larger
n< ighborliness, since the problems ot
one are so nearly those of all others
And it is not a question of women’s
inghts. In our section Tennyson’s
Avoids are true, and “The woman’s
c use is man’s; they sink or rise to
gether.” And since it is well to look at
oar problems from every angle, 1 re
peat that in my opinion it would he
well for Zebulon to have two women
members on the board.
My sympathy always goes out to
those who act as judges in any con
test, especially one put on by schools
A decision in a debate or a declama
tion or reading contest must be t<
some extent the result of one’s 1 er
smal reaction to what is said and how
aid. One judge may be govern
ed ... deciding solely by impersonal
tacts; another may be affected b\
mannerisms, indistinct utterance
faulty pronunciation, or many oth.n
factors. And while all may be abso
lutely conscientious, the result often
'ails to be a unanimous verdict.
And it is probably true that no au
dience is harder to satisfy than one
made up largely of high school pupils
The only time I ever enjoyed ;iav,ng
a judge's place was at an April Too’
party, when a number of start-, were
nut on by the teachers. YVe judges be
aded before the fun began that the
orizes should go to persons who cud
not Compete, which made one more
.uvprise for the occasion and left u
i'see to laugh with the rest, without
laving to worry over points. But that
ams once in a iifetime.
Have you ever noticed that holly
shed their leaves in the spring
nstead of fall, and tint when most of
he trees are putting out new leaves
ip holly is both growing new ones and
•etting rid of the old? Holly leaves
tov on the tree for two years, so the
,oe is never wholly bare, though it
ops look skimped and rather uruid.v
„• a while in the spring.
SERVICES \T WAKEFIELD
Sl'N DA Y
Sunday School at 10:00 o’clock,
reaching at 11:00 o’clock. The pas
>r will preach on the subject: “Pio
•ering for God.” In this sermon he
ill discuss modern life and the indi
dual’s attitude towards ttr problems
iat confront him. It L a -ject
hich at this particular time, deeply
tncems every person. Hu public is
>ry cordially invited to hear hi in.
Ai - n the, evening • J '
'. w i]l hold its regular meeting. Mrs.
S Bridges will he in charge of tm
rogram. T is Union is the most wi.i
wake and well-attended gathering ol
ie‘ young people any where in thi
»Ction. Ami many of the oldei people;
a out to ear she interesting pro
rams b v " . ,
A* the rr*" ting Sunday night, m a(l
tic to t- ! regular program. Glenn j
, vtl pr will have a ma,e quartette to I
S and M Jodie Wells, loved by all
s-. know her, and a very entertain
speaker. will speak on the subject.
tq Wir or the Story of Ruth.
SLhr Zrlntlmt TRurnrft
Akron Sinks In
Atlantic; 73 Lost
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i The Akron, the largest dirigible in
the world, was caught in a storm
about 25 miles off the shore of New
J arsey and crashed into the ocean
on Tuesday morning, with the loss of
I more than TO men. Only three of tin
jtrew were saved. Commander Wiley
inf the Akron, was swept from the
1 ship when the water rushed in at win
dows, and was rescued after swim
ming for some time. He did not know
the cause of the disaster, hut does not
think the ship was struck by lightning
He said the fog was dense, so that
the ground was obscured, and that the
ship seemed to have reached the cen
ter of the severe electrical storm when
it fell into the ocean.
Rumors of sabotage- have caused
Secretary Swanson to order a com
plete investigation into the cause of
the disaster.
The Akron was on its way from
Lakehurst to Boston, when the trag
edy occurred. Built in 1931, the Akron
has had a series of misfortunes before
the last and final one. It was alleged
that while the ship was being built
Communists plotted to weaken the
structure. She broke from her moor
ings in Norfolk, Y'a., a few months
after completion, and was later dam
I aged at Lakehurst by a gale of wind
| Last summer two of her crew won
killed by being dragged into the aii
by landing ropes.
One man from North Carolina. Ben
jamin J. Thigpen, of Greensboro, is re
ported as being among the lost mem
bers of the Akron’s crew.
The airship, J-3, was helping t<
' search for possible survivors among
| the Akron’s.crew when it was blown a
I half mile out to sea and crashed into
I the ocean, with the loss of two men's
I lives resulting.
J
Four Bachelors
Murdered In Va.
Near Bracy, Y'a.. just across the
state line from Hondferson, N. t ■
'tour men were brutally murdered last
J Friday night. They were: Ben L
i Cannon, 77; his two nephews. Thomas
15(1 and Phil, 28, and Ben’s brother
Y\ illis. 81. The motive was robbery
land the criminals are supposed to have
i obtained as much as $35,000. tiom
I the rifled safe in the home. Ten
thousand people attended the funeral
The four men were all bachelors and
j lived together on a farm near Bracy
Recorder’s Court
Two cases against Paul \. Bunn
! were carried over to the next term ot
I court.
Case against M. M. Prince was set
tled by payment of cost. He and wife
were reconciled and are again living
together.
John Daniel and Oliver Brock, color
| ixl, were found guilty of operating a
still and sentenced to the roads foi
six months eaeh.
Andrew Barham was charged with
j removing crop without landlord’s con
sent. Found guilty and sentenced to
j jail for thirty days.
Willie P tv, colored, was convicted
lof disorderly conduct on church
> grounds anil sent to the roads for four
I months.
p. H Howard was sent to the roads
for sixtv days for making home brew
The sentence was suspended by pay
ment „f costs and his continued good
! behavior.
Donald Cox was found guilty ot pos
session of whiskey. A suspended sen
i fence of four months was hanging
j over him for the same offense. Judg<
i Rhodes ordered this to go into imme
diate effect and withheld judgment on
| his conviction until the next term of,
court. , ... ,
Thomas Caut.v was found not guilty.
| of assault on a female.
Orrin Ferrell was charged with an
j assault on a female, said female being
his mother. On trial she tailed to tes
tify to the statements she made when
swearing out the warrant. The court
taxed her with the costs.
Saunders Holder, colored. was
c-harged with carnal knowledge of a
girl under sixteen. Probable cause w.is
found and he was hound over to the
Superior C ourt under a SSOO bond.
Carl L Williamson
Raleigh Postmaster
Carl L. Williamson, Commisionef of
I Public Safety. Raleigh, has been ap
i pointed acting postmaster of Raleigh
| till a permanent postmaster is ap
i pointed. A. J. Templeton has been
I temporary postmaster for sometime
Henry Schwartz, of the Page I rust
I Company, will likely succeed Mr. YY i -
liamson as commissioner of Public
: Safety.
Presidential
Appointments
Wni-hinton, April •’>.. The Presi
dent ha- forwarded the following ap
pointments to the Senate for appro
val:
Sumner Wells of Maryland, to be
Asitstant Secretary of the Navy
Claude G. Bowers, of New York
Ambassador to Spain.
J’os. YY. Wood rough, of Nebraska
to be judge of the Eight Circuit < ourt
of Appeals.
Harry M. Durning, of New York
•a he Collector of Port of Nw York.
ZEBULON, NORTH CAROLINA April 7, 1933
Y. W. A. Meets With
Miss Helen Mullen
The Y’. YY’. A. of the Zebulon Bap
tist church held its regular monthly
meeting with Miss Helen Mullen, at
the home of Mrs. Julian Horton, Tues
day evening, April 4th.
After welcoming seven new mem
ber# and attending to the business at
hand, the following program, with
Helen Mullen in charge*, was render
ed:
Song. “Sing Them Over Again To
Me.”
Scripture, Ist Edna Bunn, 2nd, Dor
othy Jones.
Prayer, Mrs. Herring.
China, “A Christian’s YVitness”—
Ernestine Privett.
Africa, “Nuka Alenga’s Story," Ru
by Dawson.
South America, “Colporter’s YVork,”
Christine Tracy.
Mexico, “Firgiveness thru Christ,”
Marian YY’hitlock.
Third Scripture, Edna Bunn.
Duet, “Low in The Grave He Lay,’
Ruby Dawson and Erdine Gill.
Poem, “Easter”, Edith Outlaw.
Christ in the Tomb, Erdine Gill.
At the conclusion of the program a
contest was held, the first prize being
won by Elizabeth Cook, and the booby
by Cornelia Herring. The hostess, as
sisted by Mrs. Julian Horton, served
'delicious ice cream and cako
' The next meeting will be held with
Ruby Dawson and we cordially invite
you to be present and bring someone
with you.
NOTICE
Mrs. J. B. Outlaw hereby withdraws
her name as a candidate tor I own
Commissioner, at the same time ex
pressing her appreciation to the YY r <>-
nian’s Club for their endorsement.
Beer Legalized In
North Carolina
Beer will be legal in North Caro
lina at 12:01 a. m. of May 1. By a
vote of 72 to 25 the sale of”. 2 beer
was legalized for sale in N. C. after
May 1. YVednesday. An amendment
was made to submit the question
to the vote of the people in June, but
• this was voted down 05 to 38. All
! three of the YY'ake County represen
tatives voted in ta.or of the beer bill
[Senator Hinsdale had previously vo
ted for it in the Senate. Other mea
sures will be passed regulating the
places of sale, revenue collections and
manufacture.
Missionary Society
Met With Mrs Joyner
The Missionary Society of the
Wakefiold Church met on Monday p.
m.. at the home of Mrs. D. S. Joyner
with a good attendance. The devotion
al was led by the president, Mrs. T. C
Pippin, who also directed the program
Results of the work of the Mission
Boards in various countries were giv
!en by different members of the socie
ty.
Mrs. YY'iley Perry was appointed to
decide upon and announce the place ot
jeach meeting during the year.
It Is Said
Crown Cork and Seal holds monop
oly on machinery for capping beer
bottles. That ten years, ago this dav
Baldwin Loco was selling for $l4O a
share. That cigarette companies art
no longer worried about competition
of the past, earnings of the big foui
have been showing market improve
ment during the last 30 days. That
conditions outside of YY’all Street havi
turned for the better. That about $25,
000,000 of the new currency has been
distributed during the past two weeks
MARRIAGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Mr. I). M. Carter, of Zebulon. Route
3. and Miss Siddie ( . Carter, of Neuse
N. C., Route 2, were married Wednes
day, March 29th, 1933.
A Good Wish
Has Come True
Do you remember wishing, just aft
er the big bankrupt sale closed at the
Satisky store, that it would open
again? You remembered something
you failed to get, that you wanted
just one more chance to buy. Well I
you now have that chance and alsoi
that wish all in one.
For 8 days, commencing today, the
Southern Mercantile Adjusters, of
Norfolk. Y’a., will again open up the j
Satisky stock of dry goods, notions!
and other useful articles, at the re-1
quest of many of their satisfied eus- ;
turners of the former sale.
Everything has been marked down,
considerably below the former low
prices. Foi instance: You can buy
50 cent tics for 15 cents; spool cotton
■> cent: ; boys’ $7.95 suits for SI .98:
79 cent satin- and silks for 18 cents;
8195 raincoats for $1.09; silk dr.-sc.
n r 75 cents; a great variety at dress
good- for 9 cents a yard. These art
just a few of the many unusually low
prices in this sale.
Read their advertisement in this
paptjr. Better still, visit their 8-day
bankrupt, bargain sale at the Sat:sky
tore 1 lace. Sale begins today and
lasts for eight days only.
Fifty-seven varieties of bananas are
in the Philippine Islands.
Garden Department
! Os Woman’s Club
The April meeting of the Garden
Department of the Woman’s Club was
held in the form of a picnic at “The
Rocks," some miles northwest of Zeb-|
ulon, on Tuesday ot this weak. Plans
were discussed for the Flower Show
which will be held about the middle ot
May. Committees wore appointed u
follows:
Publicity—Mrs. Theo. R. Davis, Mrs
Lela B. Horton, Mrs. F. H. McGuire.
Arrangement—Mrs. C. E. Flowers
Mrs. YY’. C. Campen, Mrs. F. D. Finch.
Classification—Mrs. Jethro Stell
Mrs. H. C. Wade. Mrs. C. V. Whitley.
Priztfs—Mrs. M. M. Faison, Mrs. A
V. Medlin.
Mrs. E. YY'. Gaither, of Raleigh, ri
guest speaker, making an interesting
talk on arrangement of flowers, and
suggesting various combinations that
are effective in color and form. Slu
urged that her hearers study the prin
ciples of arrangement, instead of us
ing haphazard methods, and gave tiu
j titles of books which would prove help
' ful.
j Mrs. Thomas Nelson, of Raleigh
! was another of the da.y’’s visitors and
j her presence was appreciated.
Dinner, carried from home, was
j served with hot coffee, heated on a
j tire built on the rocks, after which the
| members returned to town and visited
| the garden of Mrs. C. E. Flowers.
YY’ashington, March 28. —A flat 15
I pur cent cut in the salaries of govern
| ment officers and employees was or
] dered today by President Roosevelt U
! begin next Saturday. It continues til
June 30, the end of the present fisca'
j year. It is estimated that the cut will
save about $40,000,000 for thu remain-
Ider of the fiscal year or $120,000,000
j annually, if the cut remains in force.
Last Meeting Os
Wakelon P. T. A.
Wakelon P. T. A. will hold its last
| regular meeting for this school year
jon next Tuesday P. M. at 3:00 o’-
I clock. Mi s. T. S. Matthews, YVak<
i bounty Council Pres., will be the guest
I speaker. She will also preside at the
Installation ceremonv of the new of
j ficers. This ceremony is an impres-
I sive one and we hope as many as pos
sible will attend. Make this, our last
i mooting, the largest attendance of the
| year. Encourage the new officers by
being Tvrrtsent at their installation.
Encourage the outgoing officers by
your helpful presence at this meet
ing, the last over which they will
preside.
Annie Rose Southerland
Pres. P. T. A.
Debate At Wakelon
One of the triangular debates wa
j held at YY akelon on Friday night of
last week, Clara David and Erdis Hop
i kins representing Wakelon against
Mary Ellen Matthews and Grace Stur-
Idivant of Garner. Arguments for the
j sains tax were advanced by the YY’ake
j lon speakers, while the negative was
j upheld by the visiting team. YV’hile the
j decision of the judges was two to one
jin favor of Garner, this community
j has reason to feel proud of the debat
ling done by Misses David and Hop
kins.
| Wakelon’s other team was also de
feated, so there will be no trip to the
I finals at Chapel Hill this year; but
(another year is coming, and bettei
! fortune may be in store.
j A Scrap Os Paper
T,< tlie Editor: Wily all the tus.
(about 3.2 beer? If 9 is not intoxicat
ing, there is no law against its manu
facture since the Volstead law has
been repealed. If it is intoxicating, the
C onstitution of the United States says
it shall not be manufactured, trans
ported or sold.
If it is not intoxicating, why all ol
the hurry to lay a heavy tax against
it? Bevo is not intoxicating. Why not
tax that and all of thu various and
sundry colas?
All legislators either for or against
beer of 3.2 alcholic content believe it
to be an intoxicating drink or thev
would not pass a special law allowing
it to be sold and would not lay a big
tax against it. Thu Constitution says
that intoxicating liquors shall not he
i made, transported or sold. But what
is a Constitution but a scrap of paper
I in the eyes of the thirsty gentlemen?
' YY’e learned as much from Germany.
| Bernard YY". Spilman, Kinston, X. C.
in the News & Observer.
Floyds Sail Over
Mount Everest
Two flyers have just sailed ove
! Mt. Everest, the highest mountain
I peak on the globe. They were the
Marquis of Clydesdale and D. K. lie-
Intire. The two planes flew to an al
titude of 35,000 foot in 90 minutes. A
photographer made a number of pic
tures while over the summit of the
mountain.
A great many men have perished
in trying to reach the top of Everest
but noiv ,-ucceeded in reaching it. It
is thought the pictures made will help
in finding the best way to reach the
top if there is any best way. Everest
may remain the one natural obstacle
to man’s skill ami ingenuity on the
j 13- Year-Old Bov
! Kills His Father
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• Nashville, April 3. Sunday after
noon about 3 o’clock Coroner YY’. C
Gulley of Nash County and Sheriff
J. H. Griffin were called to the home
of Jock Ferrell, white man, who lives
about 10 miles from Nashville, neai
the Strickland’s cross roads section ot
the county, on the farm of George
Ezzelle, of YY’ilson. On arriving upon
the scene it was learned that Bruce
Ferrell, age 13, had shot and killed
his father. Jack Ferrell, age about
50 or 55.
The boy stated to the officers that
his father had been drinking during
tie day, and had been threatening to
kill his mother, and when the father
got his single*barrel shot-gun anil be
gan to advance on his wife, the boy
said he succeeded in taking the gun
away from his father, and when hr
did that his father grabbed a baseball
bat that was lying near and began to
advance upon him. It was then that he
opened fire upon his father. The boy
said the gun was already cocked when
he got hold of it. The whole load en
tewed Ferrell’s chest, and caused in
stant death.
A coroner’s inquest was not held, as
there were other members of the fam
ily who were near by, who told the
sumo story that was told by the boy.
The boy was not arrested, but he
will appear here for a hearing tomor
ow morning at the Nash county court
house.—News & Observer.
Later: At an investigation of this
sad affair by the coroner of Nash
County, the hoy was cleared of all
blame, the coroner holding that the
killing was justifiable patricide.
Near Freeport, Maine, a tree is
growing from the limb ot a dead tree
10 feet above the ground.
Zebulon Community
Playground Assured
The community play ground, spon
sored by the Woman s ( lub, is cer
[ tainly an addition to our town. When
completed, it will not only help beau
jtif.v our town, but will ati’ord ample
space for tho children to meet and
play under supervision. Won’t you
mothers be thankful? So far all out
material including a great amount of
shrubbery has been donated by vari
ous organizations and business con
cerns. Now we wish t * iq-peal to the
j individuals. YY’e need six dollars more
I in order to complete the tennis court
and the vaulting pit. If you are in
terested in making any donation, re
gardless of the amount, please se<
either Mrs. C. E. Flowers, or Mrs. H
C. Wade.
Can’t you help us raise the six dol
lars? Every penny is appreciated.
Mrs. H. C. YVade, Chm. P. G. Com
Birthdav Dinner
•/
Mr. and Mrs. T. B. Brantley, of
Durham, forme: ly of Zebulon, cele
i brated their birthdays last Sunday.
Mr. Brantley being 72 years old, and
Mrs. Brantley (50. Unfortunately Mr
Biantle.v was sick and could not enjoy
the feast of good things that were
served at dinner, but he could and did
rejoice to see his children and friends.
Members of the family present
werot: Mrs. N. G. Love and children;
Mr. and Mrs. E. M. Doss and children;
Mrs. Oscar Brantley and children; Q.
R. Brantley; Mr. and Mrs. D. H.
Brantley; Misses Marie. Rama and
Ella Dean Brantley, and Millard
Brantley, all of Durham; Mr. and Mrs.
B W. Brantley and children, Mr. and
Mrs. J. FT Carter and children, of
Zebulon; Mr. and Mrs. R. A. Brantley,
of Washington, I). C.
Guests were; Dr. and Mrs. Bowlin
land son; Mrs. ( . M. Holloman and
three sons; Mr. and Mrs. Roy Chap
plin and children; Mr. and Mrs. Grady
Bridges; Mrs. Emmett Irving, Miss
Clara O’Neal and father, Miss Loi.-
Alkinson, of Durham; Mr. G. C. Bran
nan, of Zibulon.
After the dinner and a social hour
family prayer was held before the
members of the family left for theii
various homes. |
To Wear Cotton
Cooperating in the movement to
further popularize cottons for dress
wear, Mrs. J. C. B. Ehringhaus is
serving as honorary chairman of the
committee in charge of the State-wide'
Cotton Ball to be held in Raleigh
Friday Evening, May 19, as a grand
finale to North C arolina’s first State
wide festival.
In addition to the ball, the festival
which ties in with National Cottor
week observances, will include a gala
street parade and cotton style show
Ladies will wear all-cotton ensemble,
to the ball and prizes will be awarded |
the ones most attractively attired.
Wakelon Wins In
Music Contest
Margaret Bu: n and Cornelia Hoi
ring at Duke 1 diversity la~t Saturday
won both first end second priz » in t.h
Statewide Music Memory contest. J hi
means that aside from the honor diu
these young bulb for their fine wo k
they won for Wakelon the sum ol
$<55.00, to bu u-cd for equipment foi
the mu ic department of the scho •'
And, naturally* much of the credit foi
success belongs to the music teacher.-
NUMBER 12
IE FLAPDOODLE
By Tin
Mil lMil HI ( K PMC
Well, Well, YY'ell and well. Spring
have came again (I hope) and folks,
hi re is a choice morsel of talk that
has been circulating about the tongues
ol the young folk. Now here is the
story, first hand: It appears that a
certain young man needed a few mino:
repairs on the covers he used on his
pxlal appendages, so he-sallied forth
to the shoe shop wearing the shoes
in question. Now: In the mean
time a young lady (who, by the way,
has been in the lime light recently)
heard that said young man was en
r« ute to the hospital for leather goods.
Upon failure to overtake the gent,
the lady parked in front of the moc
casin laboratory and invited thu young
man (in his sock feet) out to the car.
Reluctantly (?) the follow went to
the car anil the story continues: “YY’ha*
elm doin’?”—“Oh nothin’, jus’ gettir
my shoes fixed.”—“Les go for a ride”
—“Can't, ain’t got no shoes”—“Av
tha’s alright, no body will see you”—
“How long we gonna be gone?”
“Jussaminit”—“O. K.“ And off they
rode, little realizing that even as they
drove away, the monstrous wheels of
the Swashbuckler’s machine had be
gun to grind out copy for this week’s
RFXORD YY'iley Broughton |>x
cuse my canine comparision) is cei
tainly putting on the hound now-a
days. It was only last Sunday that he
was seen in the presence of no less
than four young ladies, riding abou
the streets of our fair city. Os cours:
there were other young gents along
but they were as nil in the company
of the “Great Lover” At this point
1 pause to infringe upon th j
copyrights of Amos and Andy long
enough to say “U-m-m-m-unh, ain't
dot somepin’?” The new printer's
devil of the RECORD office is named
Chief Ink-In-The-Flyu Did you eve
see the like of the hats that the girl,
are wearing these fine spring days ’
Did I say hats? They can hardly be
truthfully called that. I used to won
dor h<>\\ on earth sailors kept then
white hats on their heads at such
rakish angles. I can easily understand
that now, but for the life of me, I car
not see how girls do it Have you seen
that sign in Mrs. Jethro Stoll's front
yard? It reads “Cut FTowt-rs For
Sale.” (P. S. 1 think the ‘S’ is back
wards.) Now 1 am not in the ‘know
as to just what ‘cut flowers’ are, but
if thev are anything like some wal;
I lowers 1 know, they will never wilt!
Anyway she has flowers for sale.
Go round and look them over —And
the Zebulon Dry Cleaners are moving
into the building formerly occupied by
tho Brown Soda Shoppe ot cetera
I Maybe they plan to get that ‘Drag
I store atmosphere into their shop—
I YVe- Medlin’s goatee has joined U:e
j ranks of the forgotten man He be
came so exasperated at the way per •
pie would i ull it that he finally gave
up and burned, shaver, clipped any
way he got it oft. May 1)v he washed
for all 1 know —And the cow who
said “Boo!” or words to that eftect in
cow language at Marion Whitlock
Marion thinks it was because of her
bright red jacket. Anyway when the
cow uttered the above mentioned state
ment, Marion .-aid. “Yes I like it tin;
I you must wear it some time.” If she
[ didn’t say that, she should have, so
i what’s the difference? Anil one of
Bill Allman’s pigs (Austin dimension)
chewed up the nipple on the feed hot
tin. According to statements made ex
clusively to the press last night, the
cost of living for pigs is on the up
an’-up—“Why,” said Bill, “Some oi
them feel so much at home that they
even try to come in the house and eat
at thu table M-m-m-m-m Orange
i crush. Lime crush, banana oil and
fig juice. He loves me he loves me not
is the theme song of one of our fair
young maidens who has recently fal!
en in love with one of our dashing
young fellows whose voice at time
is undecided whether to be a mixed
baritone, or a soft girlish tenor —
Apyway, the couple was seen in YY'ake
field on Sunday night last in the lady's
bus—Now while the lovers were visit
ing, some had old meanie put blocks
of wood under the rear wheels so that
they would not touch the ground
Consequently, when they started t<
leavn, it was a kind of, “No pushee
no pullee” affair, anyway, the car re
fused to continue its precipitous mo
tion in a forward direction —Finally
after much trouble, the car was in
condition to travel and groaningly
moved forward until nothing remain
ed to remind us of the joke but the
diminshing roar of the motor as the
red tail light grew ever smaller ints
the quiet of the night- Well, YVhit
ley Chamblee’s padded cell is just a
bout finished. Our main trouble was
that every time we’d pad the stove
the padding would burn off. YY'e’ve
remedied that now though, we bought
stove made of soft iron, and don’t
need any padding And who if 1
may he -o terribly bold us to ask, is
;h> young gentleman (brunette) of
Wak'iloo High who has laughed at
i! • l>o\ tor digging stumps when
they were told to do so—l unrier
• tand that he is now seriously con
templating digging a few— —My - a-,
pologies folks. One of the RECORJi
correspondents kindly informed me of
the fact that some hogs have im* ten
but twelve spigots for ferdtftsf pui
pose Well, Enough of n good
is enough, but when bad as
this, 1 should have been shot an hour
ago! But you needn't go to the trou
-1 hie of trying to accomodate me!