Hie Zebulon Record Mr WHIR NORTH CAROTIN A rRf>R Published Every Friday by 7BE RECORD I*l WISHING C©., Zebulon. N. C 7BLO. B. DAVIS EDITOR MRS. THEO. B. PAVIS.Anse. Editor Entered as second-class mail natter June 26, 1825, at the Postcffice at Zebulon, North Carolina, under the Act of March 3,1 £7B. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE: One Year f 1.50 Six Months -SO Three Month® .50 Editorial It is our opinion that just about the biggest ring, clique or clan, in North Carolina is found in the educational ranks. Press publicity, lobbying, and other evidence of its activity indicate the strength of this organization. Actually inflation is congestion; de flation is decay. Neither is normal and both indicate a decreased condition whether applied to a living body ot business affairs. Stimulants don't stop the disease, deadening the pain dots not destroy death. We wonder if that New Yhrk moth er who fainted the other day when her bory war sent to prison for 26 years or life, had been more concern ed about his childhood training, would she have had to see prison walls close on him while every meeting of the board, so that the ci tizens might be more conversant with school problems.” We believe all representatives of th? people should give full publicity and access to all their deliberations and records. Any ctiizen or group of citi zens appointed of elected to a public trust should be ready at all times to give a full account of their steward ship and any interested citizen should be allowed to “sit in” at any time on all deliberations. Such a course would naturally keep down gossip or distort ed reports of the way matters of pub lic concern were disposed of in the interests of th pople. Negro Electrocuted ! David McNair, 23-year-old negro electrocuted la®t week in Raleigh foi killing Mrs. McCown. Guilford county filling station operator’s wife lasi November. He confessed his guilt, say ing he shot her only after she had shot him twice. It pays to carry Hail Insurance. It is cheaper this year and fosses are adjusted satisfactorily. Insure before it is too late. See the THE RECORD AGENCY D. n. CHAMBLEE, MANAGER. FIRE WIND TORNADO HAIL SAVE WITH ICE Don't let anyone "kid” you into buying an ice “sub stitute’’ by telling you one side of the story. ICE is the only known refrigerant that will give you the correct temperature and also the correct amount of moisture to preserve the foods intrusted to its care. No known “substitute” for ICE can operate without stealing moisture. When the moisture is stolen the flavor and the vitamins that the doctors tell us so much about, which are contained in the juices of our foods are gone, and they have carried away lots of the food value that our bodies should have. 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Let Us Serve You Little River Ice Company Phone 74 QUALITY AND SERVICE We Advise You Not t*> ret too enthusiastic over a candidate' for political office whom you do not know much about—he may br elected but he may also be indicted b\ the grand jury for misconduct in office Not to get too excited because yout pet bill to solve the ills of the state has been introduced in the legisla ture —just a fraction of the bills in troduced in an> legislature become law Not to get too optimistic when some one ha® a big idea that will develop the community and bring in a big payroll —such proposiiona are usual ly pipe-dreams, if not actual failures Not to get down-in-the-mouth be cause the opposing party or your can didate fails to win an election —th' best man probably was winner attei all. Not to get angry if someone fails to agree with you about prohibition beer or anv other proposition—he ha® the same equipment for thinking a® you have and may be right. Not to get revengeful if someon? criticizes you—he is probably righ: and you should mend your ways. Not to get shocked when you view th* ways of the “younger generation’ —you were the younger generation once and the fact that you are shock ed may be hh indication that you ar« getting along in years yourself. Not to think that the world is go ing to the dogs—your code of moral® may be a good one but you have no right to assume that your code is th* final one or the best that will evei he formulated. — Delray (Fla.) News Holloway’s Hits By James H. Holloway President Roosevelt and Congress continue to pull together in double ha-i ness with every outward appearance of perfect harmony. Nothing like thi® has happened before in this country and it is a harbinger of the approach of the prosperity we have so long look ed for. With but a few more majoi measures to consider, it is probable that Congress will complete its work early in June and leave the results with the President. The Farm Bill is a very far-reach ing piece of legislation and it will either kill or cure the farming indus try. It is an entire departure from all old established rules and regulations but if it i® properly administered it will bring relief to the entire country It places move power into the hands of the President and his appointed Director than any President has evei before wielded. Unless we are headed for complete chaos and ruin, the laws passed by the present C ongress will save us. Os course, it is going to tax our patience and our industry to the limit, but without the united support of the people any law will prove im potent. Business is already responding t< the impulse given it by the Presi dent’s brave stand for remedial legis lation. We have fallen far and it is go ing to take us some time to reach tht heights again .but we are unmistak ably on the way back to normalcy. The North Carolina General Assem blv has at last adjourned and gone home. So far none of them have suf fered any violence at the hands of theii indignant home-folks, but it is a safe conclusion that no fatted calves were sacrificed in their honor anywhere a® the voters are keeping their political knives sheathed until they offer them selves for legislative honors again two years from now. The slaughtei THE ZEBULON RECORD, Zebulon. N. C., May 26. 1933 then will be terrific, as the people will know by that time th« extent of th< betrayai they have been the victim of, by their elected law-makers. The Democratic newspapers over the Mate are now busy analyzing the work of the legislature and it is e very difficult job. There were so many reconsiderations of bills passed and s< amny amendments voter! on that no body in the world, with the possible exception of Thad Eure, has the re I motest idea of just w hat was done. Governor Ehringhaus has a real problem on his hands in selecting mer and women for the patronage he ha.* at hi® disposal. No one ha® any infor mation a® to his possible selection He has taken none of the numerou aspirant* into his confidence. The old office holding gang are not happy over their prospects. The Gubernator ial lightning may strike in very un expected quarters. The newswriter; are as much in the dark as the man op the street. Each day they issur speculation® that are without the least basis in sac. Some very wild guesse® : have been made but the Governoi maks no effort to correct them and he has the Sphinx excelled for silence This is so entirely different from th» attitude of former Governors, it ha® simply floored all the prophets. Another sensation broke in Raleigh city affairs today. It has been founo that certain city employees have been allowed to overdraw their salaries foi many months in advance of what they were entitled to receive. Mayor Isley has been placed in a very embarrassing position a® all such matters come undei his supervision. This practise should b< discontinued immediately as it neithei fair to the tax payers nor the less ortunate employees. The new Commis sions of Public Works, Ed Barton, i® credited with having brought the mat ter to the attention of the public and is o he commended for having done so Some resignations will probably fol low the disclosures. At York, S. 0., Wm. Sanders. Ne gro, was arrainged for murder, tried convicted and sentenced to death—all in 77 minutes. FumituretorSale I have a lot ol good furniture in my home in Zebulon which I cannot very well move to my new home in Fayetteville. If you are interested, come to my home Sat., May 27, and get some of these bargains. P. SATISKY A German scientist ha.- demonstrat ed that his dog understands a vocabu lary of nearly four hundred words of hr man language. With its vital rare elements, iodine, potassium, calcium, etc. Im mediate action. Non-acid. Safe. Insist on Chilean, the natural, all-avail able nitrate fertilizer. Your dealer Can supply both Linus Champion and Old Style. Fine condition. Lowest Price in its History! READERS FORUM United States Senate. May 20. 1033 Thee. B. Davis, Zebulon Record. Zebulon. N. C. Dear Mr. Davis: I thank you for you? letter and for the editorial note-. I do not care to write anything foi tht paper- further I havt stated, but 1 am attaching hereto a ittle memorandum a® o what the Pres ident ha® done aobut the Farm Bill You will see tha't he is following th< course that ! followed, rejecting those features of the Bill that 1 opposed ant relying on those I supported. Yours Very Truly J. W. Bailey. After the so-called Farm Bill pass ed the Senate, the President had the Simpson price fixing amendment which he had never favored, stricken from it. • Since then he has given public as surances that (1) he will not impost the higher tariff's provided for in thi bill. (2) will not impose this year tht processing taxes and the floor taxe provided in the bill; and (3) Monday's New York Times states editorially that he has given assurances that ht will not envoke the authority to issut Best FERTILIZERS - Cheapest NITRATE SODA AMMONIA SPECIAL LOW PRICES - Soy Beans, Peas, Corn, Snaps, Velvet Beans, Millet, Sudan, Mellon. CORN MEAL—SPECIAL LOW PRICES A. G. KEMP. ZEBULON, N. C. During the itast fiscal year the number of patents granted by the United States Patent Office totaled 52,572. printing-ru'e’ l *- money. It was these four features of the bill that moved Senator Bailey to v< tt against it. In view of these developements on? sentence 7n ScnatoT Bailey's statement to the press tale® on emphatic ®ig nificance— it mat he retailed as fol 1< w«: “If at length it shall appear that 'the President rejects the features that I disapproved, 1 hope my critic® will take due notice of the tact.” Unusual Theft On last Friday night robber- enter ed the undertaking establishment of James A. Sanders at Selma and ®toli a coffin valued at about 150.00. They left no clues. A store in Selma was i*ohhed tht I same night. latest statistics reveal than in the United State* electricity not only serves to illuminate 20,500,000 home® hut to operate 18,000,000 flatirons, 8,- 1 720,000 cleaners, 7,500,000 toasters 7,000,000 washers, 5,500,000 percola tors, 3,200,000 heater®, ,3,000,000 sew ing- machines, 2,000,000 refrigeratoi-s 000,000 rook stoves, 600,000 ironers 500,000 oil burners. 75,000 dishwash ers. Ameiica’s oldest twin sisters, Mrs Dere edetur: Letters Os A Self-Made Man By Fred V. Lew is Lawns Beet eh. Callyprunyuh May, 22, 1933 I Dere Edetur 1 trot a eh a rise tu rite now thet Enn v ] is sleerin. She is stil mad a* me fer I akuzin hur of b i unfayful is al i ways naggin at me. I towld hur thet 1 wuz scree but she wont lissen an sez if I reelee tuned hur 1 wud nevur hav thunk of suteh a thing an thet 1 awt tu be ashaymed of miseluf fer evur enturtayin suteh thawts abowt hur. Aftur we left tha sho we went rite tu tha hotel an then we hed a gud squawbul an mayd so mutch noyze thet tha managur cawled us up an askud efen we wudunt pleze be a litul | morqyrut. Enny towl him thet hui huzban wuz insulatin hur an makin hui lif genrtily unlivabul an cudunt he do sumpin abowt it. Thet mayd me awful mad an I yanked tha telyfone out of hur han an she let out a awful yel s< thet tha managur hurd it. Tha firs thing I noed sumwun noked at tha doi an wen I askud who wuz thair a mam voyce sed tho howse detektiv. Thet skared me plente an Enny tu. 1 opuned tha dor an he cum in tha rume. Enny thawt thet he wuz goin tu arres me so she got in frunt of me an tuk suteh a buligurunt poze thet tha detektiv stept bak a litul. He askud us whut wuz goin on up heer an we towld him nuthin but he wudunt be leve us an he *ed thet I hed bettur go alawng with im. Then Enny startud tu tel him vvhair tu git awf at. 1 gess ■ she skared him >o thet he fergot wut | he cum aftur cuz he sed o exkuze me I pleze an left. Tha momunt he left Enny started ; rite in on me agin an wen I sed thet I thawt I hed bettur go out fer a ! wawlk she tulk on fittin tu skare tha idivil an I hed tu put mi han ovur hur -mows tu keep hur frum makin so ; mutch noys. I finulee got hur cawlumd I down an she lay down on tha bed an j went tu sleep. > It wuz purtv layt so I jus went down Jeannette Laucheimer. of New York am Mi-. Henriettc Dannenbaum, of Philadelphia, have just celebrated t’u’ir 00th birthday anniversary- SPIEED! Time counts when you’re in pain? Insist on genuine Bayer Aspirin, nut only for its safety but for its spree/. The tablet that is stamped Bayer Jitnolvm at once. It is many minutes last er than remedies that are offeree, p Hr stead. If you saw Bayer Aspirin made, you would know why it ha> such uniform, dependable action. If you have ever timed it, you know that the tablet stamped Bayer dissolves and Ks to work before a slower tabled any effect. Stick to genuine Bayer Aspirin. You know what you are taking. You know it is harmless; nothing tn it to depress the heart. You know you will get results. For headaches, colds, neuralgia, rheumatism, the safe and certain relief is always the tablet stamped— ?■-.) i i Li tha i-'bc-e an smoked a sigar then ; 1 went iiaa an went tu bed miseluf. Xex day we mayd up an got alawng ■ I rite smart aw l day. We went out an ■ • luked tlia town ovur an done sum mo; ■ j windo shopin. I wuntud tu go an sei I wun of them lair burlesk shos but i; Enny sed thet thay wur indeseunt an thet no reespektabul peepul evur went tu them so I didunt git tu see wun Enny is a gud an deesunt wumin aw rite but I theenk thet she cud ha' weekunud pus thet wunst an let me hev mi way. Aftur she reefuzed tu go tu tha burlesk sho with me we wawlked a rownd awhile then we tuk a lektrik Itrayn an went tu hawlewud an tha j movee kolunee tu see tha palayshul Ihoams of awl tha faymus moovet stars an magnuts. Tha firs wun we saw wuz thet of Mariun Dayvees at 1 Santa Moniker beeteh. Gosh misstu edetur but it wuz a big wun. I caint. descrvbe it tu yuh hut 1 wish I cud It is rite on tha beeteh an luks az tho! it wud wash away efen a storuni cum-‘ jup antha oshun got hi. Tha esstay* < is layd out on a rektangle lik with tha howse at wun end an tha garawgi i t tha uthur. Tha howse an garawge ar payntud whyt with green trimins. I' betwene tha howse an tha ga'Rwg thei- ar tu tenus korts. Tha fases tha oshun an ther is aprhfr beeteh az lawng az tha hoi esstayOr Thur is a sense arownd three svds ot tha howse. Tha garawge it seluf iS 1 big enuff fer a manshun. We roed arownd thru Bevurlee Hi an awl those snootzy T distriks an say iha hoams of Dusrius Farebanks a. Maree Pikfud an awl tha nisust I It wuz layt er, we wud hav gone tl j tha stoodaos. Enny sed we shoud £» •, bak tu tha hotel an cunt out tha nel day 1 haint got tim tu rite enee nv| jus now misstur edetur but when I rite agin I wil tel yuh awl abowt aw f vizut tu tha movee stoodayos an a'-, of thet Yurs sinsearly. to Luna Tik '■