THE ZEBULON RECORD, ZEBULON, NORTH CAROLINA, FRIDAY, APRIL TWENTY-THIRD, 1937 May Day Program There will be a May Day Pro gram at Wakelon School on Sat urday, May 1, at 3:00 o’clock. Watch for details in next week’s Record. SEEN AND HEARD PREACHERS’ GOOD TIME Bernice Bunn asked me what preachers did at their Summer Schools. I told him that they stud ied the Bible and had lectures. Then, too, they had a good time with each other, I said. He asked, '‘Do they really have a good time?” I told him they did. And he asked, “W’y, do preachers tell vulgar jokes?” HIS FIRST STORE SUIT Coming out of Raleigh a few days ago we picked up a boy who was coming to Wendell. He had hardly gotten seated before he asked, “How do you like my new suit? You know this is the first store suit of clothes I ever had.” I told him it was very nice looking and seemed to be good material. “You know,” said he, “I didn’t pay but a little over |12.00 for it.” I asked him his age and he said he was sixteen- Then he went on to say: “The reason I got it with stripes in it, they say low fellows look taller in clothes like mine . . We got our house and everything burned up and had to buy all our farming things ... I got a ride up here this morning and not on the bus, so I would have that much more to spend on my suit ... I like it right well, don’t you? . . . No, I don’t go to Sunday School. I think everybody ought to The reason I ain’t been going, I have n’t had any clothes fit to wear, but think I’ll start next Sunday . . . . I can wear these clothes a long time. You know they didn’t cost but just a litle over $12.00. . . I’m sure glad you let me ride. I live about six miles from Wendell . . • Good bye. I sure thank you for the ride.” INNOCENCE ABROAD! A five-year-old, visiting Mary- Elizabeth Hospital, peered through the glass panels that enclose the baby ward and saw a tttfy infant in an incubator- After reaching home he asked his mother if she supposed they might buy “the one that will soon hatch.” She was puzzled and asked what he meant. He reminded her that they saw one baby in an incubator and that of course it would hatch before long— just like biddies do. He added that he had wondered where ba bies come from and thinks hospi tals are clever to think up such money-making schemes^ Flower catalogs list 12,000 differ ent varieties of dahlias this year. In the past ten years growers of these flowers have increased by thousands. • * Farmers in Washington state are experimenting with silage made of cull apples- They claim it makes a feed that cows prefer to silage made from anything else. Four parts of apples are used to one part alfalfa hay. FELIX A. RUSSELL National Press Building WASHINGTON, D. C. PATENTS COPYRIGHTS A beekeeper announces that he has found a way to make bees budd their combs inside jars and fill them with honey. Now, if he can only teach them to screw the tops on the jars! How doth the little busy bee Improve his ways so far, That when he makes his honey now He packs it in a jar. Regular services at the Metho dist Church Sunday morning and night. THE NORTH CAROLINA EXPERIMENT STATION tells you how to STOP RUST and START PROFITS # NV THE NORTH CAROLINA EXPERIMENT STATION recommends top-dressing cotton with 50 to 100 pounds of MURIATE or 125 to 250 pounds of KAINIT * per acre on fields which have shown heavy Rust damage in the past and where * » the complete fertilizer treatment contained only 3% potash. The recommendation is made in a recent news release which describes a - -V. . . ... ...» «ks! I series of tests in which “plats receiving the additional amount of potash produced larger yields, heavier seed, heavier bolls, more lint per seed, better grads, longer staple, stronger fibers and a higher percentage of normal fibers. Rust damage, on plats receiving no additional potash, lowered the yield and reduced the quality of f ■ ' - ■ ' * . • _ *: . _ - *■" % the fiber to such an extent as to lower the value of t|ie crop sls to $25 per acre.” The Station selected fields of three farms which had shown severe Rust damage. One standard variety of cotton was planted in 1935 and 1936. At planting each field received 400 pounds of complete fertilizer containing 3% potash, common to the practice of the area. The fields were divided into plats and certain plats were given additional potash at chopping. The results of these tests prompted the above recommendation. * i N. V. POTASH EXPORT Hurl Bldg., ATLANTA-Royster Bldg., NORFOLK TOP- DRESS WITH NY POTASH ▼ NAOK MARK NCO. {Use 100 Pounds of NV MURIATE per acre, or 200 pounds of NV KAINIT, or a mixed-goods, nitrogen- 11 Potash top-dresser made with NV POTASH. All of these are on sale by Your Fertilizer Man. See Him Today !JI | Norfolk Southern Railroad | IMPROVED RAIL BUS SERVICE f Leave Zebulon - - 10:15 AM _ * Arrive Raleigh 11:00 AM % Leave Raleigh $ Arrive Zebulon 5:02 P. M. $ Travel for 1 1-2 cents per mile | SPEED COMFORT SAFETY :-++'M4'H4++++*+'H > ++ lit is easy to get up early tomor row morning, tonight. But to get up early tomorrow morning, tomor row morning, is an entirely differ ent matter. —Onslow Wilkins. Stearns Engraving fe nib 1 raleToiln'c I