How To Keep From
Getting Old
Always drive fast out of alleys.
Always race with locomotives
to the crossings, engineers like it,
it breaks the monotony of their
jobs.
Always pass the car ahead on
curves or turns. Don’t use your
horn because it might unnerve the
other fellow and cause him to
turn out too far.
Demand half the road —the mid
dle half—insist on your rights.
Drive fast on wet pavements.
There is always something to
stop you—often a heavy truck or
a strong curb.
Never yield the road to the car
behind. The driver may be a
“Rumrunner” being pursued.
New drivers should practice in
the heaviest traffic, it gives them
the experience they should have.
Always speed; it shows people
you’re a man of pep even though
an amateur driver.
Never stop, look or listen at RR
crossings; it consumes time.
Drive confidently, just as though
there weren’t eighteen million oth
er cars in service.
In wet weather always drive in
trolley tracks, it’s smooth going
and out of the mud.
Always lock your brakes when
skidding, it makes your job more
artistic.
In sloppy weather drive close to
pedestrians. Dry cleaners appre
ciate it.
Always use a “cut-out.” All
snappy negroes do.
Never sound your horn on the
road, save it for use late at nights
as a doorbell—very few homes
have guns.
Always pass cars on hills. It
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you can drive into the ditch if you
meet a car at the top.
Take the shortest route
around blind left-hand curves, let
the other fellow watch out for
himself.
Never look around when you
back up, there is never anything
behind you.
A few shots of booze will make
your car do real stunts, for per
manent results do it often.
If they say “Do you want all
just say, “No, just the
top side.”
When the cop says, “Anyone
thtat drives like that shouldn’t
have a license,” say to the officer
“The joke’s on you, I haven’t a
license.”
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