THE ZEBULON RECORD MBMnEK NORTH CAROLINA PRESS ASSOCIATION Published Every Friday By THE ItECORD PUBLISHING COMPANY Zehuion, North Carolina THEO. H. DAVIS. Editor Entered as second class mall matter Jtfne 26. 1925. at the Postoffice at Zebulon, ' ''na. Subscription Rates: 1 Year SI.OO 6 Months 60c, S Months 40c. All subscriptions due and payable In advance Advertising Rates On Request Death notices as news. First publication free. Obituaries tributes, cards of thanks, published at a minimum charge • of 13c per column Inch. NEW FEATISRES IN THE RECORD o We have plans under way by which we hope to make the Zebulon Record just as interesting and as valuable to our readers—old and young —as we possibly can with the limited means available. Among these are: The page devoted to rural life. We hope to make this helpful to every member of the fam ily. As our readers have found, the serial story, “Shining Palaces,” is an unusual one, carrying the reader along with intense interest in each diapter and leaves him impatiently waiting the noKt installment. Then, coming next week, we have three new comics. They are: “Little Julius Sneezer,” “Things That Never Happen,” and “Mr. 1 Know ftt/’ You cannot afford to miss the smiles and laughs these “funnies” will give you week by week. One feature will be “Our Country Corres pondents.” We hope to secure a live, wide awake correspondent in each of the fifteen or Stventy communities in which the Record circu lates to send in the community news each week. induce them to do their best, we propose to t,- ,e cash prizes to the best correspondents dur ing the year. If there is some one in your com munity who wishes to send in the news, let us know and we will send you free stationery for this purpose. Watch the Record next week for announcement of prizes offered and the condi tions governing them. And if you will send in payment for your subscription SI.OO the year—you will help us in our aim and desire to make the Zebulon Record the best small town newspaper in North Caro lina. 1 o FOR ADULTS ONLY o We saw an advertisement in a paper the other day of a movie. It was stated in bold type “Fqc adults only.” A show came to our town last year. One tent had the statement in vivid SEEN AND HEARD Mrs. J. E. Mclntyre, wife of the teacher of vocational agriculture at Wakelon, said when asked about the difference between this state and Florida, where they lived be fore coming here: “One of the most enjoyable dif ferences is that you don’t have to watch out for cows all the time you drive along the highway. They roam loose in Florida. Another thing that impresses me,” she con tinued, “is how thickly settled the country is; how well the farmers look; and how attractive their homes are.” NOT MUCH HELP • Ivan Bunn, busily measuring off plantbed cloth in Whitley & Scarboro’B, remarked that the ex tra width of the cloth as made now merely serves to give women more leisure and more time to find things to fuss about and worry over. A woman who overheard, re minded him that many women are able to fuss while hard at work. Jt? the one who doesn’t hate to at . THE ZEBULON RECORD, ZEBULON, NORTH CAROLINA, FRIDAY, J\N. 28,1938 sew together long strips of plant bed cloth is good. MAN’S DIET PREFERRED In A. G. Kemps’ store Monday, a black and white kitten was mew ing pitifully and continuously. Mr. Kemp explained that it had just refused to touch some patent prepared food he had offered it from a newly opened can. He ad ded, “It wants cheese and ham and eggs.” That kitten has sense. TO CHANGE NATIONALITY (Overheard in the Record shop) Linotypist: “There are times when I don’t know what construc tions are best for certain sentences. The trouble is that I don’t know English well enough.” Compositor: “Well, I use Wool ley and Scott for reference. And, boy,. I’ll guarantee if you study that little book faithfully, you'll certainly become an Englishman.” With limited exports of farm products, it’s not hard to guess what will happen to prices if we have many more bumper crop years like 1937. letters that no children would be admitted. Any man or woman in Zebulon may enter an ABC Store. Children may not. Such things puts one to wondering just why there are so many things grown-ups may see, hear and otherwise appropriate that children are denied. If such things are worth-while, then rezson would say, let the child have the benefit of such knowledge while young so he may profit thereby for a longer time. We feel sure from both observation and ex perience that there must be something wrong with things of this nature if our children may not have access to them without discrimina tion. Our own opinion is that if it is right for a father to buy liquor from an ABC store or go to a show, then logically, morally and in every other sense our children should not be denied the right. Possibly were the truth admitted some of us would agree that we have already “gone to the devil” and don’t want our children to follow in our footsteps. CRANKY OR CRAZY o A few years ago a certain preacher made the headlines for weeks by letting a rattlesnake fasten its fangs in his hand. Few people believed his proclaimed faith could possibly affect the poison of the serpent under the conditions which he himself laid down. Over in Tennessee another minister is showing the same cranky or crazy mental attitude towards food. It is true that man does not live by bread alone, but certainly so long as he lives in the flesh he must sustain life through this physical means. If the teachings of Christ as to immor tality are not enough to convince men of eternal life, then nothing a mortal may do can convince the world of the fact. What the Reverend Mr. Noe is doing has no Scriptural basis, there is no need today beyond what God has revealed in many ways for any test or example such as he offers to prove his affirmed purpose. In our opinion one of two things will certainly happen and that not far distant—he must eat or he will die. And the world will go on, either believing or denying the immortality of man as it has been doing for more than two thousand years. If men will not believe the teachings of Moses, the prophets, Christ and the apostles, then, as Jesus affirmed in the story of the rich man, “though one rose from the dead they would not believe.” P. S. The above was written a week ago. News reports now say the minister is eating and is expected to fully recover. The public has gained nothing by his experience, and we doubt his having gained anything physically, in tellectually or spiritually. REV. J. E. CARTER QUITS MINISTRY Rev. J. E. Carter, young Baptist minister of Johnston County, has asked Corinth Church, which or dained him, to accept the surrender of hs license to preach. A letter which he wrote to the church is self explanatory, and is given herewith in full: Jan. 15, 1938 To the Moderator, Clerk, Board of Deacons, and Members of Cor inth church: Because of my inability in speech lack of educational knowledge, and loss of memory, I deem it advisable to give up my license as a Gospel Minister. Haying been inactive for some time, and knowing that I can be of the amount of service in the capacity I have without this title, I ask this church in conference to make null and void my license which was granted on November 18, 1933. Therefore be it resolved: First that because of the reasons men tioned I withdraw from the duties of a minister, and so remove myself as any hindrance I might become. Second, that because of those who would criticize and question as to why I so do, a copy of this reao- The Doggiest Doggy “At Home” |jh)OGGV m 4 Manor FIT FOR MAN OR BEAST —, comfort in being banished to of Chipper, thoroughbred Sea dale, N. Y., and it de-iuxe to velvet cushion, veivel-Uned tea IN MEMORY OF MRS. SAR F. MITCHELL “Death loves a shining m was never more forcibly illustr than when it laid its “icy hand dear “Ma" Mitchell, Jan. 1938. Her death was not unexpe as she had been in bad health several years. All that lo hands could do was done for Only a sigh, and then a hush, ing which the listeners’ p throbbed in their ears, as waited for one more breath never came. Her eyes had c to all earthly visions, to gaz' on the face of Jesus. Her funeral was conduct Wakefield church in the pr< of a large assembly of frienc relatives. The services were conduct her pastor and former pastoi E. H. Davis, and assisted b; A. A. Pippin of Wakefield an Carl Oosley of Wendell. “Ma” Mitchell had b< faithful member of Zebulon church for years. She will be greatly missec remains were laid to rest in field cemetery by the side husband. “Ma” was 81 y» age. She leaves 9 chldren, 54 children and 9 great-grande to mourn their loss. She Is Not Dead But Sle She is sleeping, sweetly s In a new-made grave to We are weeping, sadly wee] For our loved one, passe Why should we weep w weary one rests? In tho bosom of Jesus i In the beautiful mansions ] for the blest? For death is only a dre: A GRANDDAUG lution be copied on the m this church for reference. Third, that a copy be se Biblical Recorder, Zebuloi The Gold Leaf Farmer, j papers that would seem • for publication. "Respectfully submitte brother in Christian Ser (Signed) J. E. Ci DEBATE UNLIMI By a majority vote the ate killed a proposal tc debate on the Anti-lyn This may indicate that t fail to pass the Senate.