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Page Two Carl Bjork's Tips By Carl E. Bjork There did dwell by me in The Valley one Good Character who had become by virtue of his Check Book an Expert Joiner. For it was noised abroad that he did belong to many Ancient Ord ers, in so much that his Wife knoweth not from One Day to An other whether .he were Exalted or Omnipotent. And he cometh by The House on a Certain Day, and he did shine as brignt.y a i_.eam, ana tie saith to me, Occabot, 1 am now in line for congratulations! And how is this, 1 inquireth. East Night 1 did become a Mem ber of tne Oldest Order in The World, Tne aaluoi.ous Sons of The Sahara. Indeed, I saith to him, have my congratulations, but I fear that you are not in The Oldest Order yet. And he looketh surprised, and he did cnuckie down deep, and he saith, Thou art a Great Joker, my Neighbor, out thy mirth should not hide thy ignorance. The Sciva cats are not oiuer than The Sah-r --tans. I know little of The Scivicats, whether they oe order than the Pqssycats or the Leancats, But I knoweth ol an Ancient Order more ancient than The Saharatans, of which thou has not joined as yet. And he was puzzled. But fear not, I continued, in a Few Days thou shalt be in it, and the Fee s but One Dollar. Thou jpeakest in Riddles now; come, tell me what this Ancient Order can be, and explain thy Odd Conduct and Nutty Speech. And I did take this Good Char acter by the Arm, and we walk eth toward his House. A id we arriveth by His Car. Enter into thy Chariot, and step on The Brake, I saith to this Puz zled Joiner. And he did what I commanded him, and he steppeth up on The Brake Pedal until I hailed him out from his Old Tub. MODERN EQUIPMENT PLUS CARE equals a total of good work! Modern Equipment Does Cleaning Best! ZEBULON DRY CLEANERS Worth Hintbn, Prop. WARNER S A. B. C. ADJUSTABLE BACK BRASSIERE Sizes 32 to 44 TWO-WAY STRETCH PANTIE GIRDLES and CORSETTES NATIONALLY ADVERTISED NYLON HOSE 5l-guage 15-denier SI.OO to $1.75 per pair MISS PAULINE KANNON CALL 2451 KANNON’S CAFE ZEBULON SATURDAY SPECIALS j PURE LARD 4 lb 99c } PURE COFFEE 1 lb 28c < LAHOMA PEAS ... 1 No. 2 can . . . 16c < Oscar Mayer PLATTER BACON lb. 57c $ PHILLIPS GROCERY ] Here's our new telephone number . . 3461 i Why such tomfoolery, he asketh, with that Car of mine? And with much seriousness did I place My Hand upon his Should- I er, and I saith unto this Good i Character, In a Few Days thou must hie to The Inspection Lane, and The Grand Keeper of The Records will ask of thee One Dol lar for the Privilege of going through The Great Driveway. By 1 and by, one of The Sharp Watch i ers of The Lights will ask thee to it ash down on The Brake, and he w.il note that The Stop Light ■un ,t glow at your pressing. Ana when thou art through pro mena ing down The Long Gaso- Lne .tow, The High and Mighty Keeper of The Last Gate will give t.;ee a Fancy Card upon which will oe noted that thou didst al most get the Car inspected. . ...d I pauseth a moment, and he said, Well? V, all, at that Moment thou hast became a Member of The Ancient and Rooty-tooty Order of Almost. Thou didst Almost make the Grade. .Ynd this Joiner hearkened f ar ther. Now friend, this order began with Adam, for he Almost stayed in The Garden, but he failed the Grade One Day by reason of a Big Appetite and Longing Eye. And since then many have joined Father Adam. Some men are Almost Doctors, Almost Law yers, Almost Preachers, Almost Editors, Almost Anything. They did wish to be Somebody but nev er prepared for such, and Zebulon Dr. L. M. Massey DENTIST Office Phone 4281 Residence 3131 Office over Zebulon Drug Store Dr. J. F. Coltrane DENTIST Office Phone 4961 Office Hours: 9-12:30 a.m. 1:30-5 p.m. The Zebulon Record teemeth with many who started out but did not get there. And when thou dost start for That Lane, better it is to be ready than 1 to join The Ancient Order of Al -1 most. And my* Neighbor scratcheth his Bald Head, and shaketh His Sides by reason of a Big Laugh, and he saith as if he meaneth it, That is One Order that I refuse to join and I want you to congratulate me when I see thee next time for not getting into such. And I returneth to The House, and he to his. Birthday Dinner Mr. J. R. Brantley of Middlesex, Route 2, was honored with a birth day dinner early this week. The dinner consisted of barbecue, brunswick stew, cokes and pie. It was enjoyed by everyone present. Attending the occasion were: Mrs. Randolph Brantley and fam ily; Mr. and Mrs. S. V. Stallings; Mr. and Mrs. Clifford Brantley, E. C., Jr., Carol Faye, Dale and Phillip; Mr. and Mrs. Harold Mas sey; Mr. and Mrs. Willie L. Bul luck, Gilbert, Edwin, Joel, and Gloria; Mr. and Mrs. Vester Mas sey and Dennis; Mr. and Mrs. Ru dolpn Brantley and Rudy; Mrs. Rella Driver, Agnes and Darnell Trevathan, Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Puckett and Linda, Mrs. Ava Laspina, Anthony and Phyl lis, Mr. and Mrs. Woodrow Driver, David, Faye and Barbara Jean, and Mr. and Mrs. Paul H. Massey and Janet. Little River Ice Co. Quality and Service COME IN AND SEE HOW THE SENSATIONAL NEW Wustinghou.se Wsf saves SlO gallons * water a load I fidwn-' on,y m.:m \ \ laundromat cJ. m \ \ ' wart W SlUllit »**•• *>• th« „» w ii" mi® sam ’^ oNsu * ,pno »' INSTALLS ANYWHERE I pf^y^E NO BOLTING 1 w NO VIBRATION I ■«', HOW*... _. D SAVfS WATER 11 + IaAV UflSttlflfftA 1 Exclusive Water Saver measures water V)W0l I bo the size of the load. All you do is I OR INI «ALi»-tN-smi set the dial! B WASHES CLEANER Exclusive, gentle but thorough washing As Blm ■fg action. Soiled water drains atnn.iv from I clothes, not through them. H ENDS WASHDAY WORK 111 Washes, triple rinses, damp-dries, cleans • itself, shuts off . . . automaticatyy. SMITH \ 'grog * T' That prescription your doctor has Just written... it symbolizes health and happiness for you, or for someone in your household. Now comes the question: "Where s lall I have it compounded?" Prudence urges that you take no chances. And, since our service costs no more, come directly to Prescription Specialists where you are assured fresh, potent drugs and skilled professional service. J/mna/fob Wakelon Drug Company DIAL 3741 mem mm msm mi mm mm mm M I O fifltt ■■ M! Mm mm mm mm mm* mm mm ismmL m m "Here to Stay" Friday, October 8, 1948
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