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EDITORIAL P A GE
Friday- Afternoon, Noveriiber 25, 1921?
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THE WORM WILL TURN.
e, pre-Thanksgivihg ,v argument be
tVeenVthe " univei'sitieg of Northr;Garol(nF C
ahd Virginia a that there C i
have been several-disputes ietweent the
ita institutions .in- the - past. , " ' ,
4 Heetofore,- rthCroIiha; ;Sas givcnH
Hj toJyirginiaIen6Ye
iVfsity took aV4efenive. staHd..on some,
particular vquelSIon?f$Kp0 s0:y manyr
years; ?ago the ' T:ar; H6e.is cailed ,s
tothe fact thatfk certain: foot-,
bll ' player was. ineligible.; The word sent l
jba'ck was that TirgihmV;sel own ,
iye:';and:: ::tha;;
!nothing,to do or say1 relative : to the sub-
HE ART Yf ENDORSEMENTS
v Several letters havet).ee'n received here
from ' Concord, . Fayetteville, Wilson,
Washington d'TSthtQ? refer-
WITH OTHER EDITORS
" SHOP KAUI.Y
With' Christmas. only: five weeks off,
now is tne time to . begin snoppng.
, ui .iu , u.e uia wiuq iut vuuwmm Very often . many of our citizens ait
:Y.; M. C::Aii:h about a wk, or three or four
' 1 niuVsi 1 - " bH'tet iifej-; .y'X i: ? ' . ' ' ': -. ' "' , ,1 days before Christmas to even-cart
P'dS. .Jf. : .;;:..:i; J . j ' shopping, . This - makes very incon-
THE TOWN GOSSIP
W'HKN SHE: told me. j W i ?1 -VXD COULDXT cut around it.
j . lUIUUl, jl ,.D1I1JC UVVflfUU) COWL!
I one I of the towns named gives a
I hearty eridQrpae'ntj.pf, this organiza-
tloa .and speaks !ih s highest ierms, of ".; f.
) the work -it has"' accomplished.' ' y: ' 1 ; '
f It ." is seldom l-th-at any cause is given
: here.
' ;But that stateCof affairs Cannot exist
fprevr. Everyone knows .what the. pro-' ;
SterbiaL.wpxid-'v
fpllowect tlejorm's -exampie.3il--!: V'ti3l
r Th university; has. turned. ;
J IWIrefV-irr " p.a!yt ptested . overthe elig;
1 iollityj of ;'Jol isoLt- North' Carolina 'i poHtei"
lyf told Virginia 'f ew: tKirigs. OfTcourscCi
in' view of pasi?: events, this was -almost -
. t,Ve Thanksgiving , t) ay . game . f Hethle
4tic ; touh.sel ' t. :;;ht i eertain fthai';'-cthis
T.'ouia -Drinsr Tortft uarolinrto termsi;;:; . A' ;
0oh$.v - KortKb Garolil rfef J j reSte-reiices itl
dh0. .would not beertnitted rtaplay.
MeA the whole Tar RteuMv e l
1 1 In tother words, the v Nyrpled twe 4 .
0- - thS0''iliTlGSv
? Virginia Maintained her bluff x&$ . long
po3sible:tjast,;:h:bweveri, she ?liad
: 4 .give in and announced .that her team :
ivoul ;a?apeLHili;f6rthe ;; game'. ;:
tThey had la m;ake the tripurihg; the
hightj?theyt4idil't getrie.-;proprrstiJ
fhey probably, WereupetMn:iacc6unt' of i
the muddlean'd they lost the . game..
v Perhaps, these thiQgsr were; not decidedly;
. responsible for her 'defeat, .' bit no ohe'2
can te :. . -r ; .::-v A'j;''
I '.Vir.;Ha,by? trying to -act' in -an arbi
trSiCTiMflWCTlt
such, saj tinahimity ef approval; ; The fact
hat 'not a single criticisrh is ; offered , a-
gamst t tti'l C pmmunity f ifeC." Atand: ;
1th AtCt'hd.f Various fbwiS;iifi Ndrh ; Qarofinaf i
lare more than s.atifified 'with it: shoulcfe ' ;.
fvenient tap uihe shopper and the
: clerks too.' because everything is
picked over and there is such a rush
jthat you""ca"finot ""get W&pr service
,.frorn . the clerks because they are
' busy every minute.
t ': Xow ,whilj tie mereliaJits are . l;c--IgiiVing
to .. receive th.en. Yuletide
good. and' while we have plenty of
! time; - is the : proper- time to do the
.Jchriatma shopiting.r If .tba is , done,
j we'caii'enjby'tne' heydays every;ib
, I more as we, are, prepared for it, hit V-
ii.ng done,, all the .shopping 'necessary
qariyt -We will Ije id ofr.ttii
'THAT WE were going. ; ,, j
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TO HAVE company for dinner.
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1 TpIED to persuade her.
THAT IT would be.
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THE PROPER i thing.
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TO SAVE my life, ; v
AND GOT the joke all mixed up.
AND MY
sleeve.
' guarantee. enpughVfpj the people- of New ;
feern thai slicli aft erganization is needed
hurJfy, that preval's . anxoiife sdU -llte
shoppers.. w ... ' , t:
Antff too... if ,we4do .the: snoppmg
tuirly,v'we ican get onr packages i eady
to' be' maQed' early." The trains are ai-
. . . ..ThlS. being .SO, We' Cannot, afford, to fail - ,4 December Owing to the rush caused
v in me ai iv wnict , is to ; pe wagea ior
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Wre cannot afford to miss this, opportun
ity for giving, Qur- 43yg,and girls th e pro-
hoped that by -this -time-h'efhas' learned-"--lhiiRt.ii:
Qarplia 'aabakbon
her . own ,, and no longer ntendspjaying
the .."part,pl i;;dppmatJi Musr'
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, per . kind of training and recreation. It
v; is upK ofpn-xQg fyeryr ciuzen . 01 y xsew
I Bern to ! Jov hi.4 art : to' help in every
1 wayhesiposs'bly.can-w jc v f ;.C
tlndicationshusf ajr ariethat ihe cam- ;
iiuccessifvipr f avorable
' regard" tV! ili have been
ihese ' indications are correct and r, that ,
when the dwvitompleted it : wilf be ; '
founds that the citizens have BUbcrihed
momnncVu1
'did'wbrktfcfeii peopei
Only a; few 'days remain before, the
cahssrstartfiXth
ifig this interval do all the boosting you .
. rcan for the project Every word in fayoi
Of it wjll ' a ve its Cyeight, f or not matter .
who '.you; "'are,' y'oif vave some sphere
;;;irifiuenM
':j$e$;sfy$: andiflelnt; lije'-l wjjaf L-
;antrest:stirf 'the . u.?;'isVsethingC
. which all of usihoiild ; get ' eritpusiastic '.
over.. It's-something We should work for.-
by 'so much tmail, express, etc. Do not
have y our packages delayed in Vt ich
ing pieii-destiiation. Hail them early
and : baef them there by Christmas
": Be prepared for Christmas' and
ydu-iwilj. enjoy' it and be much hap-
iPieritbau -if s you, had '.waited late' to
begin i to get ready.- Smithueld Htrr
aid, . ' '' ' . -v . ' '--'.
; ; r Domestic-DisarniaJBent ' '-'
! Wlill e 'the world is, seriously con
sidering. practical me?tfiure8 : o pre
vent1, thev taking of life in warfare it
would be well for the citizens of ibis
county ;'tp pause jandvf ?ce; the ;. f 4cts
regarding ' lynching. ' "Statistics; have
beeot compiled .showing that , - during
I th jflrst t6n months-of .19 2 'fifty -two-
persons have been lynched in- the
Ignited States. Surel3fJ,wjined- ap; p-
plication 'oif the disarmament princi-
J pie-; In; our domestic . life? Lynchings
life for many years. The number de
creased ,54 per ceijt - in . the ( twenty
yMi'a front 188? ti 1908, but , the" de
crease since the latter 'date has been
Vnuh less. Every state, save . six,
MassaeltfiStts, Conneticnjt, " Vermont,
eMUir''V'RhoeV' I slad, ;, and.
Ltan, nas oeen QjRgracea Dy tne iaK
lng of :Hfe?of-Ww..'Th'ef.itde't-ofc
'ials," and ? citizens in genehal of this
tate,. is . yery comTOndabe."-; a nd - if
pspoused Jnore . generayy .would. -result
-In greatly rcdueiJijf flhe ctipie of
lynching. ; No country ean renmably
hope to curb war when fesprtli vio-
TO HAVE yhe turtvey.
CARVED IN th "kitchen.
BEFORE IT was fbrought -te.'
RUT SHE was, adamant. 4,
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areKaU'lfriJow what I rrfean."
SO WHEN we and the company.
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SAT DOWN at the table.
THERE WAS the turkey.
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IN ITS entirety. , ri,
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AND. I girded up my loins.
AND CRABBED the earViiiit'Uftavv
AND DEBATED for a.'miBjet.
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WHERE TO start in.
AXU
djeelded.
TO CLIP off a trmg.
AND- STARTED' .sawing.
WHILE .TR,YI$S. tos, entertain .
THE X'OMPAKY.
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IX THE gravy .dish.
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AND JIOOLED' the table.
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SO THAT tlie coffee.
SI.O.SIIJED 'OUT' of the cups.
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AN.D THE .water. -t
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OUT OF the glasses. 4
AND IT took me fifteen' Jnirititete;'"
TO FINISH the blamedi jbb. :
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AND IT'S alL on account. -
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OF THE . Pilgrim Fathers. ;
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AND PLYMOUTH Bock, f "v' .
AND EVERYTHING.
ONE THINp ,
Aftr Another
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Ql KSTlf )XS AND AVSWEpS
AND I wish to goodness.
THAT THEY'D celebrated,
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THEIR, BIRTHDAYS. '
BY EATING tomato soup.
PR,DR1N4CING it.
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OTl WHATEVER it is.
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; HAT,' fOtJ df to soup-
INSTEAD OF tcauaihj.!- -
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alt the4 things Thicfrttr
goingh todoi or
lence instead (if .the
EProcess
of law ls tpleraSed o5cifec.le as
jizavA Urn ,. jn the United States. Win-
ttJTPS!nna Jo iir na L ,
..Friendjp cfyMr., and Mrs. Ernest H.
:-hr.o Sh whdhas
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WitaWGHT Conversation. Ul, THAT trouble. ;
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'Aim ,lj iUt.ii. !
.THATiltwas tfelMng.
THE JOKE about the Irishman.
"AND Tin? sick mule:" -
WHEN THE knife slipper.
IN CARVING iurkeyS.
licnr' Editor Will ymu V'-ease:! tel i
me .howja- nian may srow Aore i'aiir;
tifiil ' thiin.'lii b at pre.scntV , I ha''W s
to help.:, : : ' - . : 4- vi
' ? V' . ' L. H.' Cutii?. jr ;
. Paltcm yourself .after Bill Bldei.Jl7 ,
' Dear. 'Sir: .How can I determin .'
wiiether - Ii :am!luc&. :;or 'notV ,,-1' .;'-ij'--&x.&-fl-y'KM;M
Dr.. 3o0 . Rhem.' j ''-.;
;; Oct Into a' iKiker aiinUe sometime. It i
you hokl; Jour aCts agjlnst a straielif;'?
Uusii it's a sign Umt you are nnlcVy.'
'Honored v Sir--I have been v te all
the automobile dealers' in- town' aaA; j v
each ' one ' tellsl fue ' that lthe car kitr $
sell Is the 6est;in" th(i;wold. Hoy Way? .;
I learn- the, truth ? . ; . .
.Don't' 1ki her withv tlie ' dealewi ' ;
Write to.;, the. mamifacturens" oth the
various makes , of," automobiles. J (
r'''r''Vr--'-r---f '. :''-'
Dear Hster-fAV bet "B'V thai a
certain thing was right, ,'C" supported . '
'.C" in the- contention although "-V-'V
w.agred.;0', '"thataf ; '"E" apprevef.'. :
'B'L wtdttrd' be wrong in the assertioa.,-
piwiamg: iBM-ine mauer was iet -up. t
W vJ3,."f F'v'and "B" joined aghinsti J
i'B"; and T" in .the argument. WhleW
tapryou;tninfc is enutieuto tne waper,
s..' ' John Tfltson
4
I THANJC .you
)iitIeeted-eir--C'an you infori
j where I can ; get , a Book 'orr- Hi
efain Your , Hair?" "!
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MOTHER! OPEN" 7 ':"
CHILD'S BOWELS WITH ;
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
ANtJ HIT" the vase'; oF'flow'eM.
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JX THE center of tljetableiii.
Vn. ALMOST tlnuclr it - T-
SOT-1 changed off. ;
AND STARTED tt?y ell , the ohe.V
v
''M v.;
'nTfr'fflteT-"
ON A; ifubway 'train. . ,
, AND. I struck a.bope. .
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sdMBWIIEBJB-;N".the' wing1.
Your "little ' one" " will jt love ;? the
"fruity" tate of "California' Fig Sy-
t fup" . even ; ; coneupatea," uuious, ir
ritable, ' everisn, -or iuw t coiu. i.
teaspoonful never fails to cleanse the
liver and bowels. In a few ; hours; you
iaji . see for' yourself; h;6w thorough
ly all tfcef sour: bil4, " nd r undigested
f oo'uE the bowefe-andypu have
'k well. ;'ikvful .child 'i:airi.
Ot moiner- jKeeiJ", tawiur
I'Fig yrup" hantV. They knov
dw td
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At a book store
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a man cask :'V
Dear Sir Where can
checks . without having 1 lip' pe .identi-f"
Red ? - : ' v. ; : ;' 1 ' " .' 'r.
.-' .. ': ; ;v ;'',. Guion Dun.p.j
: Do yon suppose ;rd; bp?' aitsvrertn
foolish questions if knv? ;
Esteemed Fjr.endVhat jO f youV'
ni
Ad.
think was the chief beneftt. irtvColun-;
bus' discovery-bf America J k ' ;t '''v A
'" iv' ; '-'.v:''- v,:A A..Kafef. '
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New Bern's victory- overVjGrtenvltfe:
in the baseball series, y f "J V f'j
: ' - -'5? ' ,
'ri:Ji Brokerage Firm ' Ft!-?; :','-' , ..
".IB3L:'Assox'iatedPrcSibL- '
ttine','eairftrntat-Fi-Syrup"-whieh has
directions for babies apd; ehi'dreh ;of 1
ait.,cges...,prtptea on.rootiie. iuouier:
Vou. must .ay .; '(iif irriia'f 'or you
. vf ;j'...'i;v.iM';,lji
roteerager firm : of.Clemont,JX Catea
&;'C?6.',''':'WithhAriuartera here audv
branches iijhiany parts ttlf:' Florida
closed' its 'doors today and announced,",
it would go into Voluntary liquidation. '
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' dresses :
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Crepe Silk,'f"AU, Wool Tri
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- $14.98 UP '
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; COATS : . ... .$i5.oo up
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SKIRTS . : , ' 4.50! up
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YOU. .,'"'-- : : : .
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