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Davis is a West Virginia, always has been a West Virginian and never will be anything else— not to Clarksburg. It wouldn't matter if he lived T>o years in England or New York —he couldn't for the life of him get ihe home folk down in Clarksburg to admit that either is his home. That is plain enough in the little town of narrow streets, blue grass lanes and wooded mountains, where the old friends he went to school with aud the wilder ones who watched him grow up. loiter by llie court house or in the entrances to store, buzz-buzzing with talk indis tinct except for every tenth or twelfth word, which is the name ‘".lorn W." Clarksburg made him and gave him— or loaned him—to New York and the rest of the country. He is her most famous son since Stonewall Jackson's day. Describes “John IV.” as Clarksburg * Knows Him. “Why. lie's one of us.” Uncle John 0. Johnson, the town's aged philosopher, quoth pomterouslji today from within his I‘l-ineh white beard. “When lie comes back he kjtlcs in his taxicab so no one can know'he's here until he has had time to go home and change his dreunified clothes. He wouldn't think of being seen in Clarksburg in the cuta way lie wears up there iu the dandified world. Ilut in 10 minutes he blossoms forth in his plain business suit—and the older the better ’cause it means he’s home and free again. “Then it’s 'By gosh, boys, I’m glad to see you!’ To each one he mcetß along the street, and he slaps us on the back so hard it hurts. Oh, he’s a bjg lawyer, all right, and the finest man that's lived. But he gets tired being 'nifty'—and when he gets down here, he's the real John Davis—a plain man in plain clothes, with a regular laugh and a handshake that makes you wince.” They All Know Him. There's not a soul in Clarksburg, from 2 to 100 years old. who doesn’t know John Davis and who hasn't had his name on the tip of his or her lips since years before it was decisively mentioned iu the one hundred and third ballot in Madison Square Garden in New York Os Jewish Woman in East Side Policy Pn&ect Catholic Funeral New York World. The body of Mrts Dominick Seola. who was Jennie Lasehgnwitz. was borne yes terday through buttering thousands of the faith of her parents and buried in ground consecrated in the religion she embraced a month before her death.. The way led past the I*itt Street home of the Jewish parents to whom she had been dead since she married a Catholic, two years ago. Five hundred persons itad gathered outside the house, but there was no sign from within. From the home of her husband. No. 207 Stanton Street, through the thickly populated section of the east side to the doors of the Church of the Most Precious Blood. Baxter and Canal Streets, twenty five patromen escorted the hearse. The procession moved slowly between crowd- Govemor Shields, of Kentucky. Post pones Trip to the State. Tliomasville. July 20.—Governor Shields, of Kentucky, wires Col. F. S. Lambeth today that he will not be able to make his trip to North Carolina this week as lie planned to ao nut states that he will make the trip the first week ip August. The governor states that un expected contigencies arose which he Hwn.'fcs BY HARRY B. HUNT )NKA Service Writer, TVTASHINOTON Robert Ma- W rion V I*o fc Follette'* ifchlsf counselor and assistant dur I his campaign for the presidency I will not be his campaign "mana ger." nor any one of the half 1 dozen or more “progressive ’ lead er* who are active in his behalf, t When be wants real political wis dom and adviot. La Follette will get it right at home. - Not by in trospection. Not by seeking the more youthfnl viewpoint of Bob Lm Follette Jr. Bui from the tried and true source that has proven its merit through his campaigns for the past 40 yeare—Mrs. Belie Case La Follette, hie wife. • *B • PROBABLY no other man fas public life today has had as direct and efficient aid from hla life partner, in solving his po litical problems, as La Follette has had from hi* : helpmeet. From the time of bis first cam paign for Congress, beck in 1881. through his terms as governor of Wisconsin, where he put into ef fect his theories of democratic Republicanism. - and throughout his 20 years in the Senate, fight ing a minority fight within his own party, Mrs, La Follette has had a large part in the research and study necessary for the prep aration of hie Speeches and arti cles. And her ( moral support, bul warking bis own ideals and resolu tions at times when he seemed to be leading a forlorn hope, has been even more valuable. TUB La Follette partnership dates back to the days imme diately following their mar j, riage In Madison. Wla„ in lttl. Frier to that Urns, through their college years. tMy Had been rivals, each seeking to excel the other in scholastic honors. , La Follette had entered the Uni- last week. I “What makes a man belong to a place?" Old Pat I .on* wants to know. “See that house on the hill?" he con tinued. “It’s his home. He comes : there when he wants a rest. He’s coin ing there to be formally told that he's the Democratic nominee. He doesn't go to New' York to feel ‘homey.’ He puts on his fancy clothes and goes to work there. At the Old Swimming Hole. “But when he comes down here, he and Drose Cook hike over the hill to the old swimming hole after it’s dark and splash about like the kids they, were 40 years ago. Think New York has a swimming hole lie can sneak to after dark and play in? "See that church over there—the lit tle vine-covered one across the street? That’s the one his father built and took him to pray in every Sunday, and if he didn’t bow his head low enough, his dad prodded him in the ribs and told him to worship Clod. “See the room in the front of the old family house? That's where he sat ev ery night while his father led the serv ants. his sisters, his mother and himself in prayer. And the hill where he used to shoo the cows to pasture? Say. I’d like to see any other place they claim to owning our John W." Poor Show For New York’s Clam. New York is barking up the wrong tree if it ligures to tell any part of the world, should Davis be elected, that he is an Empire Srater, because he has lived and worked there for the past ten i years. “Say. listen, do you think that we’d ‘ forget our claim to a man who’s short ' enough, even when he knows he may be i President, to laugh about the day. Tom Brannon’s bulldog bit the seat right out of his best trousers at a picnic with i the girls from George Young's school?” asks Charlie Davis, an old schoolmate. "We're handing tight to a fellow who still finds it funny to remember how he backed down Pinnickinick Hill to bor ■ row a spare pair from me and then re -1 turned to the festivities. He's a Clarks burger, all right. Think we’d give him to the country? No, sircc. sir. We’re leaning him, that's all.” ed sidewalks, so slowly that the motorcy cle patrolmen who went ahead could hardly keep their balance. While high requiem mass was being of fered in the church the police guarded the doors. They accompanied the body to the •’**»» Street, plaza of the Queenaboro Bridge, when it. was taken to Calvary Cemetery. Two men who broke through the po lice cordon around the Scoln home the night before the funeral were arrested and given suspended sentences on disor derly conduct charges. Mr. and Mrs. Alexander Loschkowitx, parents of Mrs. Scoln, did not attend the funeral. They had held funeral ser vices for in their home when she married Scola. could not control and was compelled to remain at home for this time. Reason Enough. Mother (to daughter): “George is such a fine young man. I told him the other day that I looked exactly like you when 1 was at your age.” Daughter: “Yes, and since then he hasn’t been around.” iversUy Wof g Wiacowatn I fromfOW Ismail town of Primrose Misa Belle Case, who was later to become Mrs. La Foilette. ms. trieulated the same year, from the village of Bara boo ( Both were Interested In history,' political economy, theories of gov • eminent and similar subjects. Young La Foilette wasn't going to let any girl get ahead of him, so he pitched Into his studies with added vim. Miss Case, who as Mrs. L-». Foilette was later to be come an active advocate of woman suffrage, set out to show that a girl could know as much about politics and government as any boy. v The scholastic race wan a tie. Meanwhile, the competition which first brought dislike soon changed the attitude of each of the young folks to respect, then to admira tion. Before graduation, Dan Cupid had ended all rivalry with one of his well-placed arrows. The Wext document they sought after getting their diplomas was a marriage license. And that fall they both entered law school! • • • •> - s nm p I Beautiful Straws ( \ j at Half Price jj All Straw Hats Are Reduced to Half 1 Price | GALL EARLY | Richmond - Flowe Co. I Look at These Saving Prices!! ■ White Canvas $1.95 to $2.95 H White Kid $3.95 to $6.95 m Patent Kid - $3.50 to $7.95 ■ rVici Kid - - $3.95 to $8.95 ■ Black Satins $3.95 to $7.95 ■ Latest Designs, With Cut Out Effects. Medium and I Low Heels. H Wonderful Bargains at the Price Offered ■M Odd Lots, Special SI.OO to $3.45 ■ THRIFTY BUYERS VISIT I S.S.BrownShoeStore QUALITY MUST PHONE 111 Tuesday, July 22, 1924 ♦#******##***##♦ 1 AGRICULTURAL COLUMN. * * Conducted by R. D. Goodman. A 3**************^ Poultry Demonstration. Mr. R. T. Warfiin, of the State poul try department will lecture on the fall culling of chickens and give demonstra tions, and at the same time exhibit' models of modern poultry houses at the places and times named br follows: Thursday. July 24th. H. E. Cline’s at 9 :30 a. m. R. B. Senfford's at 1 p. m. E. J. Sharpe's at 4 p. m. Rocky River at 8 p. m. —community Club meeting. Friday, July 25th. H. M. Black's at 9:30 a. m. R. A. Alexander's at 1 p. m. W. H. Brafford’s at 4 p. m. It iq hoped that all those who can possibly do so will attend one of these meetings, and be on hand promptly at the hour named. Brazilian Rebels Ready for Battle. Beunos Aires, July 20.—The officially heralded decisive action by which the Brazilian government expects to pnt an end to the Sao Paulo rebellion will find the rebels well prepared, according to uncensored dispatches reaching Beunos Aires from near the scene of the strug gle. With approximately 20,000 well armed | and munitioned men, the rebels are said to be awaiting with confidence an attack by the federal forces. It is asserted that the rebels hold all the strategic points in and about the city of Sao Pnulo and also have artillery placed on what are known as the English Bluffs, which command the roads leading to the city and from which the Portugese n century ago used to watch for hostile Indians. A Cuban-American sports carnival, with baseball games, swimming races, and athletic contests among teams repre senting Cuba and the United States, is to be staged at Key West in October, in connection with the dedication of a memorial building which the Republic of Cuba is erecting in that city in commemo ration of the fact that it was in Key West that the first war for Cuban inde pendence was given birth.