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f^^BIB^THOUGHT^
I X —FOR TODAY—I
if Bible Thoegt.ts memorized, will gin a §1
-RICHES DO NOT SATISFY:—
H‘‘ tha-Vveth si ver shall not be sat
isfied wifi ailv»r; nor he that loveth
abundance with increase; this is also
vanity. When goods increase, they
are increased that eat them: and what
good is there to tile owners thereof,
saving the beholding of them with
their eyes—Eeclesisates*s:l(), 11.
THIS MONEY DOES GREAT SER-
Y'ICE.
! B. N. Duke during the past sever
al days has given $50,000 to several
denctninatioual colleges in this State
’ and South Caroliua. In practically
every case in which he has donated
■ money recently. Mr. Duke has given
the amount of $50,000 and he has not i
, played to favorites insofar as denomi- ,
• nations are concerned.
He has given to Methodjsts, Bap
tists, Presbyterians and others, the
only thing needed being the proof that
the school or college deserves aid. j
The denominational schools have
‘ been the saving of the South along
< educational lines. While it is true
that our state colleges and universi
ties are assuming real size and are
■ employing real teachers and instruct
\ ors, these denominational schools
. have been doing the bulk of the work
‘ for many years.
, At present they are playing a nmj
• or part in the education of the South.
They are offering excellent instruc
, tiou and an atmosphere that is not
found in many colleges and universi
ty ties. And in addition they are offer
ing educational advantages to those
hundreds of young ladies and young
, men who cannot get udiuiss : on to the
- universities and colleges maintained
*\ by the State.
>i Mr. Duke is wise to aid these schools
nnd his money will be beuefitting the
South long after lie has passed away.
BISHOP DENNY STARTED SOME
THING. (
Bishop Denny seems lo have start
, ed something when in a conference
I talk at Fayetteville he advised his
, male bearers to let their moustache
grow. A moustache, he contended, of
‘ fers a man one way to distingirsh
| sex .and about the only way.
T Women, Biship Denny said, have
atfdift run the men from the hsrb«r
shops with their bobs, French bobs
i and neck shaves. They have made
». breaches negligible as a characteristic
of sex with their knickers; they dress
• like men ip tuauy other respects.
»■ Bishop Deuuy didn’t say anything
about it, but be could have added that
I* ( women now smoke in publ’c and in
” many instances they drink in public,
gr Time was when it was indeed a rare
i-' tiring to find a woman smoking even
P fit, home. Now she smokes where and
• when the notion strikes her. We are
| not saying anything about the merits
of such action. We just mention this
| as another example of the manner in
which woman has extended her field
of action to ground formerly covered
only by men.
li BWipp Denny's suggestion undpubt- : .
t edly -has ' b&n hecepted -by many men
| but it's a fa<‘t that many had let their
|: moustache- grow b«{ore he advised
them to do so. Not only are more
grown men than formerly wcame
fc nfouftacbes but college youths are do
h}g the same, lu some colleges iu the
a State and in some preparatory schools
. too, it is not unusual to see about
half of the students “wearing hair
on the lip," as the army used to ex
r press it. Some of the efforts are rath
er timid ones, but there are evidences
of a desire even if the task is too much
J for some.
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j OBJECT LESSON.
It whs a deplorable accident which
resulted : u the death of a young man
of Concord, accidentally killed while
hunting with friends and kinsmen. Tbe
“empty” gun led to the tragedy, the
man pulling the trigger assuming that
bis gun was empty. Such accidents
. have been reported for years, still we
find people taking a chance. The
youth of the nation seems to find it
hard to be careful enough with fire
arms. In most instances persons kill
ed with “empty" guns are young and
are killed by other young persons. The
nr (idle age man hardly ever takes a
chance.
I The tragedy here should be accept
ed as an object lessou but we doubt
| that it will be. It is hard to make
young, people take things seriously.
They read with horror of such acci
dents as occurred near here, then go
out the next day and take the same
kind of chance with their lives or the
lives of their friends.
! —— .
.FOREIGN FDUCATION
IN NORTH CAROLINA
Methods Employed in Our Schools At
tract Attention.
Rn'eigh. Nov. 23 —UP) —Educate!:
in North Carolina, and methods em
•d'Wed in N rth Carolina schoo's have
1 .Attracted arient’on in far-off Africa
as well as an Arian country. India
Three educators of students from
the two continents have a'ready been
in Carolina in recent months,
studying North Caro’ina's education
al s+stein nnd methods, and a fourth
is expected in the near future, said
N. C. Newbold, director of the bureau
cf negro education, of the State de
partment of public instruction, to
day.
S'enlien G Krisbnayya. native of
Ma 'ris on southern India, is in Ra'-
e ! gh now, studying -he N rth Car
| : iyt educational methods, especially
v ft! tidin' education in this state
Whi’e in North Carolina, be has vis
ited ether cities. Sunday, he was
in Greensboro, where he spoke at the
N rth Carolina College-for Women
and at Greensboro College. Whi’e
in Raleigh, he made a point of visit
ing the schools at Method and Cary.
Mr. Krishnayya is a student at
Columbia University, where he is
studying for his doctor of philosophy
degree He is especially interested
in vooational education, and will
vote his energies mainly to that phase
f educational work when he returns
to his native land, he said. He lias
been in America for the past three
years.
Archdeacon Mathers, a Church of
England educator iu England, East
Africa, where he has under his direc
tion some 1.000 native schools, was
a recent visitor in Ra'eig’i and North
Caro'in*, studying North Carolina
schools and methods of education. He
was sent to America especially ,to
study American educational system
and methods.
, Another visitor recently in this
state was Father Harry Buck, gn
j Anglican church educator, whose work
i : e in Rhodesia He also was sent
to America to study American educa
tion. and made a point of spending
part of his time in North Carolina,
j JH. S. Keigwin, a Briton, is expect
ed in Ra’eigh in the early future to
■ tudv N i;:h Carolina educational
eeflmds. Mr. Keigwin is dire tor
f neovn eviration in Southern Rhode
sia. He is a graduate of Cambridge
University in England. *
AS TIPS DECLINE AMERICAN
I TOl KISTS LOSE POPULARITY'
The Am—dcan Tourist in Europe Has
Eal'eu From Grace.
Genoa N>v 22.— UP)— t)nce famous
for iris tendency to give lavish, exces
sive gratuities, the American tourist
in Europe during the last year or
two has fallen so far from graee in
the eyes of the horde of European
underlings, who must live by tips, as
t" earn a reputation for miser'iness.
So confirmed is the new verdict ae
"~i-tKng to Mario Signormi, of Milan,
‘rain conductor, that conduct oust now
adays convict the American on sight
as a “b ack valise," which is railway
j vernacular for “no tip." The tour
' Ist remains in the shadow of this
dreadful appellation until he proves
himself innocent*.
( But, Signor ftignorini basents to «*-
p'aiu, the American is not really a
mister. Rather, he becomes one
"'"’Ugh w*'at Eur'mean -rain conduc
t s c nsi 'er the inncir nation" and
’■csreoresentati-n# of tourist agencies
n America and Eng’and.
"Thee agencies," dsqhtres Signor
ini. "sell tickets to tourists on the
-ss'iimt’ n thnt a' expenses are in
"d>' n the •'U*'*'r«<> orie- Whi’e
* - mi" n ‘ say tl is, they utiirate
t and the touri ts make up their
trave budgets accordingly. Many
’ourists especial’y those of the midd’e
e ass who now travel in great uupi
bent. work out their economic plan on *
this assumption. In some cases, they
stiend as much as tfiey can afford and
ore not prepared f r additional ex
penses
"The fact is, of course, that service
on European express trains is uot in
e'utled in the price of the ticket This
is dearly established by law and is
priuted in French on the tickets.
Americans, however, cap uot or do not
read the announcement. In addition
our company does uot permit us to
a«k payment. The resu't is what
we get tr thing from Americans white
we get the normal payments from
all ot'jcr travelers."
Scholastic Mirth.
“Now." said the teacher, impres
sively, “why should we elidengor to
rise by our own efforts 7"
"Because," replied Tommy, “Caere’s
no know ing when the alarm clock will
go wrong.''
s BIBLE "STORY READY IN
t. SERIAL FORM FOR PAPER
r ! •’ V 1
. Press-Radio Service to Ftfrniah Com
plete Story of the Bible.
Cincinnati, Q., Nov. 23.— UP) —The
s Press-Radio Bible Service' is to fur
-1 nieh the complete story of t'ae Bible
free to more than 2,000 daily news
papers in the United States and
Canada.
The first copy is ready for mailing
, in December. It is a quarterly edit.
I tion and will cover January. Febru
ary and March, with daily Bible se
lections and a brief prayer of about
* 50 to 75 words. With this services
’ goes an appeal to the newspaper edi
t tors to use the appointed selection
j tlai'y
Four years ago when the uewspn
> Iters of this section were campaigning
. against profiteers, Addison \\ Jieid, of
_ Cincinnati, me of those who takes
his Bible with his breakfast, scanned
' I’roverbs and stumbletl across this
declaration of Solomon:
"He that w’tbho'deth the corn the!
people shall curse him; but b’eesing i
shall be on the head of him that j
se"eth it.”
Mr. Reid, a short, t'jnbby man of
. advancing years, envisioned the pos
sibility of extracting from the Scrip
tures an abridged selection of verse
f r every day in the year and for j
every man of kite millions who have
n church connection at all.
He : nt*>rpeted the dec'arati'n of
oin m as a w-arnlng to profiteers
and thought the whole story of t’e
*t'b'g cou d be to'd from day to day in
an aopropriaie’y trmimed verse that
would carry a message.
It will require two years and a ha'f;
to tell rite story of the Bible, Air. Reid }
estimates. The bureau hopes to ex- j
tend the Bible service to 14,000 week-j
lies untl 7.000 trade publications and
to interest more than 500 radio sta
i tis in broadeast’ug its sermonettes. j
Incorporated under the laws of]
Ohio in 1923, the Press-Radio Bible |
Service, which, during the three years I
-'revious was known as the Back-Te-:
Tile-Bib'e-Bureau, lias been existing j
upon voluntary subscriptions with-!
int support from any agency.
Union County Moving Away. j
Monroe Enquirer.
There have been so many Union
ounty farmers sel'iug out their farm \
ods, stdek and foodstuffs during the
oast few weeks that I have wondered j
why So I have taken the pains
n a-k five of these meu'Ap frankly
tate their reason for quitting riieir j
farms.
The first man said lit* desired to j
go where land could be more easily j
cu’tivated. Knowing where«he lived
no one o nld blame him for making!
a change.
The other four farmers are in debt
and have decided to sacrifice every-!
t! ing in order to get a new start in
the world. Three of I best* men say
finer lire quitting t’heir farms for j
good, and will do carpenter work or
go to manufacturing plants or cotton
mills. The f ourtT man is uufievided :
as to what he will do, but is quite I
sure he will never return to Hit* fa4iu j
if Ik* can find Htiy other employ- j
ment.
The first man named, who lived on |
a reeky farm and moved to a better :
n'ace, has on automobile. The others
have.
Tnese farmers who say farming
1 "t-s n t pay, borrowed money from
farm loan banks and instead of in-1
vesting the funds it was dissipated 1
in operating cars instead of tractors j
or for luxuries that could have been
est alone.
Now. don't ever get into your
heads that I do not appreciate auto
mobi'es anil be'ieve them an economic
fact r in our present day civilization
It is my sinaerc wi-h that every
Union county family might have s
car but many of our people have a
most ceased work since they have I
w-iietl flivvers. lam only stating
facts.
Farthing just like any other bust ;
ness, does not pay unless the ownr '
thereof works at it twelve mouths it*
The year. Ix*t’s always remember
that eternal vigi ance is the price i f
ticcess
Somewhat Ambiguous. 1
M nroe Enquirer.
Discussing the “Armed Officer Men i
ace.” the Charlotte Observer of Wed j
nesday said:
“That these men were officers wi"
mean very little to a dead man who
ditl uot know they were officers uuti
after he wgs dead.”
A little ambiguous, to be sure. I* !
my time I have heard mmier us 1 min '
sters of the Gospel preach. Some j
have said a man sleepeth until the
judgment, while others averred thr
a soul goeth straightway either to
eternal peace and happiness or other
wise, according to the life of the dr
parted, et cetera, und no forth and sr
on. Glad, however, to have The Ob ;
ervo- enlighten us upon u nitufj mo t |
ed liair-sp'itting theological noint.
"’it I got myse f properly ca’>
down only last week by tbe Stanl*
.Enterprise f r quoting a little scrip
ture hr saying "the Good Book says
that a 1 a man bath that will be givr
' r his "ife ” Be t’ er Honeycut
says the Good B ok says no auc’ >
hing, but it was the devil hirnsei
wtiosaid it
Well, thank heaven, we're not mak
in’ our livin’ by preachin', so we'll uot
mte our jobs of a little heresy or
heterodoxy.
Nori Sentenced tollle
Newark, J., 23.— UP)— j
Harrison W Noeil. kidnapper and
s ayee of six-year-old Mary Daly, of
Montclair, today was sentenced to die
in the electric chair during the week
of January lOtli for tbe. murder of l
Raymonq Fierce, negro taxicab driver,
wjiose car he used iu abducting the I
, child.'
Perpendicular road cuts that form
1 excellent nesting places for thous
ands of bank swallows cap be seen
in,, thb Wssal 'regions - outside ’of
Sioux City, lowa.
■
l*eslrnctive swells aieng tfie Mo
rotcaii coast that tannery .caused
i untold damage to shipping are now
predn-tetl studying the Iwroinetrie
dapretnriuus across the Atlantic.'
fHfi CONCOfRj DAILY tribune
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CHAPTER I
1 By Carolyn WMh
Connemara sat, ibsorbed in het
t own reflections. This statement it
! to be taken physically as well as
’ mentally, for the reflections she saw
were the* subject of the reflections
she thought.
>/ She could easily see six or seven
:> Connemaras, for her triplicate
dressing-table mirror, aided and
abetted by a hand glass, gave her
various and sundry views of her
hair. She studied it in deepest
meditation, and critical at that, as
who should say, a poor thing, but
mine own.
Yet it was not a poor thing.
Moderately long, moderately thick.
moderately, curly, its color was
well, Connemara had spent her
childish days largely in stamping
her foot and shouting back at teas
ing schoolmates, “It isn’t red,- it’s
; orburn!”
! Os course she had more of a prop- 1
tr name than that. She had been
j christened Cdnstance Mary, but in
; her earliest attempts at conversa
! lion, lingual ineptitude had brought
j lorth only Connemara, and the
j same had clung. Her other name
was Moore.
For the rest, she was a slender
I ittle thing, light and graceful of
] novement, possessing more temper
j han temperament and more wit
! han wisdom.
j These traits, in connection with
he color of her hair in certain
| Ights, had caused her to be dubbed
; layenne Fairy, and she lived up to j
- he title. I
“la everybody bobbing?” Aunt Celly asked, politely disinterested.
Her boudoir, where she sat, was
armoniously colored in green and ,
thite. Even the books were all
ound in green, with white j
eaves inside. From the window :
he could look out on the green tops
. if waving trees and on down to the 1
ike, green with reflected foliage,
j But Connemara wasn't looking
|«t of the window. She was look- i
ng at her own haVr, in t'ae repeated ;
eflections of the' mirror panels.
“I don’t know,” she sa ; d, half i
loud, “I don’t know ”
“Don’t know what, Connie?” And i
l figure appeared at her open door.
I k calm, pljcid figure, that might
! tave been, nay, must have been the
| aspiration for the poem that be-
I pns, “Serene I fold my hands and
vait.”
“Whether to bob my hair or not,”
fid Cayenne Fairy turned anxious,
roubled eyes toward her Aunt Celi<
1 nena.
This lady was perhaps half a cen- -
I pry old, was as bony as a suspender '
tutton, and was, with fine, patient _
esignation. an old maid. With the "
diosyncrasies that spinsters are
Stpable of developing, she had made
’• ip her mind that, having herself
: iroved the inconveniences of single
ife, her niece should not experi-|
mce them—she would forestall any
uch nonsense.
Now Miss Celimena Moore was
t born forestalled and when she
Et her mind to forestalling she did
, l efficiently and effectively.
Connemara was devoted ,to
doorelands, the big old country
dace in tbe pleasant hills of Con
lecticut, and Miss Moore merely
lecreed that if her niece was not '
parried by her twenty-first birth
lay, the estate should pass into the
I lands of trustees to be used forever
s a children's home. If, however, ■-
tonnemara proved amenable to rea
pn, and selected one from her
koals 'of suitors, and announced
dr. ROMULUS AHMEIELD
DIES IN A HOSI’ITAL
Had Bet ti Bromineni as a Bltyskian
in Union County For the I’ast
- Half Century. . 1
Monroe, ■ ‘Nov. 23.—Dr. Romulus
Irjiifield, 74. of Marshville, the oltl
at phywieiau in Union county, died
ere loDight ut 11 o’cloca at tbe
Sllen Fitzgerald hospital after a
hort illness «ith Bright's disease.
Dt. Aliiitie'.t ;hjsd lie<*n, ota- of ihjv
lcgtliug Luiuiii ojuuty yhybiciaW
pi. Uiwttclt ilCt
her engagement in June and was
married in October, the place and
fortune of her rich aunt would
eventually become her own.
* It sounds melodramatic,, in the
I, telling, but Miss Celimena was so
deeply in earnest, and Miss Connc
tr mara so deeply attached to the
is place, that the matter was serious
is, to the point of tragedy,
v Moreover, it was the next to the
s last day of June, and in another
I twenty-four hours the limit of th*
n, time appointed would be uncom- •
e: fortably near.
d Connemara was not entirely un
r prepared. She had narrowed her
r possibilities down to two, but be
-11 tween this precious pair she felt un
b able to make choice. "
t “Is everybody bobbing?” Aunl
Celly asked, politely disinterested
. She cared little (or passing fashions
, “Os course. You’ll come to it
. | yourself soon. \But with me it’s
rj more than a whim or a notion; it’s.
H the whole game."
•j “I® Well, never mind that
i now. Are you going to announce
| your engagement tomorrow night?"
•j “Oh, yes,” Connemara sighed.
. Os course I am. But I've no idea
to whpm.” *
"Nonsensel You must know
which one you love.”
"That’s just it. I love them both
—I adore them both. I can’t live
without botji of them. You see,
Aunt Celly, they’re such perfect
complements. It’s like bread and
butter or ham. amd eggs. Useless
each without the other.”
“Don’t be silly I”
“I’m not. I want to marry both
of them—oh, not both at once: I
couldn’t, of course. Bu* say, first
one and then the other. Only I
I don’t know which to marry first.”
“You talk like Constance
Mary. I’ve no patience with you.
But you’ll have to make up your
mind pretty soon, for I shall make
no change in my will.”
She walked placidly away, leaving
the '£trl reflecting among her reflec
tions. 1
The two men were complement
ary, though exact opposites. .
Bingham Carrington, a tall fair
Viking of a man, was a Southerner,
from Raleigh or Richmond or Roan
oke or some such place, while
Saßonstall Cabot Adams was a New
Fnglander of purest ray serene.
Both men were desperately in
love with the Cayenne Fairy, and
while Adams was a rich man, Car
rington had an ' unappeased desire
for ducks and drakes, and yearned
tc make them out of Connemara’s
money.
Yet Bing was a bright, merry,
sun-shiny sort of person, while Sal
tonstall was so serious as to be al
most heavy, so erudite as to be al«
most dull. j
A side of Connemara’s nature . |
craved this cultural background,
yearned for this companionship of
wisdom and intellectuality, even
while another side of her soul cried
out for Bing’s overflowing, all-em
bracing affection.
With an uncertain sigh, Conne
mara put up her unbobbed hair, and
arrayed herself to greet a merry
house party coming to spend the
week-end.
They came: Poppy Glenn, a red
cheeked, red-lipped brunette, sport
ing tne very latest style of bob cut.
Rose Wraye, Madonna type, en
dowed with endearing young
charms, but-ecorning to let scissors
touch her long, fair tresses. Beside
the two men there were Richard
Bird, naturally called Dicky, and
Cecil Percy Knapp, the artist
(To be continued)
/or lu* puat* half century. He was a
nember of the North 'Carolina
jj MedU-al society und of the Union
. County Medical j society, -pi which
i'Xariixntion he had on V-ceral oc
i cision.s served'ns'president. He. huh
■ a prominent Mason) und a member of
I the Baptist church,
i Surviving arc tbe widow, three
i eons and five daughters. TTjc funeral
service- will probably be held some
• linn* -Tuesday. ;t wum' sluted. the ur-
K rival ut rtjVlivvt, and children. j
=*="■'""T-" ' ’■!
DINNER STORIES
A Close Call.
I Ba*ii>o —You know, every time ah
I kiss Utah gall she closes* hub eyes an
I smiles.
• Baatua—Ah say she do.
' Sauibo (menacingly)—Whut's dat
1 niggah?
Baatua—Ah laky, do she?
1 Wanted Reliable Test -
) '‘Hey, BiH.” the electrician called
down to his assistant, “grab hold of
. one of those wires.'’
’ “All right,’’ said Bill, “1 got onh.''
1 “h’eel, anything?”
"Xope.”
1 "Good, I wasn't ‘ sure which wa
• which. l>on‘t touch the other ! .ne. It’s
got 11,600 volts on it.'' /
i
“We had an awful storm at ttie of
i See today." hemarked Jones as he
hung up his hat.'
“What was the trouble?” asked his
wife, y
“Oh. that lightning enlcu'ator got
fresh and the boss gave him thunder,
telling him he wanted it understood
that he was handling the reins in the
office."
“Harry is dreadfully in lore with
that blonde ”
"Yes, and hi» family tb'uks it’s a
case of hypnotism.”.
“I don't know but I think that it
• is a case of chemical attraction.”
The stingy farmer was scaring the
hired man for carrying a lighted
lantern to call on his best girl.
“The idea 1” ho exclaimed. “When
I was courtin’, $ never carried no
v lantern; I went in the dark."
“Yes.” -said the hired man, sadly,
“and look what you got.”
It was growing dark and the small
boy, groping along the pavement, was
weeping bitterly. A man came along
“Hear, dear, what is ail this about?
What's the trouble, my boyV' he
asked the youngster, kindly.
“I’ve lost me penny,” wailed the
boy. y
The man fe’t in his packet, “Well,
don't cry," he said. "If you don’?
find it before durk. here’s a match.”
Two business men. having a few
houi*s in a small town decided to dine
at the vil’age hotel.
One of th«pi turned to 1 lie pretty
waitress and asked:
“How's the chicken?"
“Oil, I’m all right,” she bldshed.
“How nrc you Y"
Teacher: “We are r ine ‘- Imv. «
UIV talk on evading birds. Os course,
tilt*stick is oiW—rwhat .arc you laugh
ing at E’sie?"
Little Elsie: "Oh. hut. tcn”o.e—the
idea of there being any storks!”
Good Advice
Now, Reuben, you go over to
I _ the Pearl Drug Store
I just know they have medi
- cine that'll cure Hanner,
She’s nervous, can't sleep—byt
tonight she'll snore,
Ana, Reuben, they can cure
your “janders” In like
manner.
Sakes alive! man, their medi
cine is the best out,
It s g«*sd—don't take a thotb
sand bottles to cure!
They can -chre ev’ry ailment,
even the gout,
And when you get well,
you stay well to be sure.
Thjat store’s not just for the
rich, but also the poor
So w%at’s, the use ior sick
folks to set-and holler?
Git the Pearl Drug Store Rem
edies, to be sure,
Everytime—for tjiey’ll give
you the worth of your
dollar.
For
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