North Carolina Newspapers

    Tuesday, Nov. 24, Is2s
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Mr. Junior
Executive
Yeung meh rising to
distinction will, find it
profitable to pay close at
tention to details, of busi
ness—and their personal
■ dress. A refresKed suit
sach week, tie and hat
i will set you aside from
the CROWD. Good ap
pearance is a letter'of rec
ommendation. ''
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OUT OUR WAY • BY WILLIAMS '
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l BEtU A.U_"THROO6H THIS OORSEUJES- }4 [
\ vie have. talkso it all ouer and / f,
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tom ra&!
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* So Wvo ytm enn the door
.without w6ttd<*riiig if
“ bottling putties a bald-headed man
more than “hen- fast his whiskers can
grovf. .. , v
m awful- stuff. Ft’s a fire
which breads out ipjexpcctedy, then
Yeeps twojyfcopfe busy gathering fuel
And, IfHove is a flame, then jeal
ousy is the tire department.
Men are tjprrible people. Especial
ly married men. . dfcts a married
man more to live. Hut maybe if is
H'orth more.
(Copyright, 1025, NEA Service, Inc)
YOU CAN’T KEEP A GOOD MAN
„ DOWN.
I BY ISABELLA MeSPARREN I
|lt takes many people to make up a
world, • t "■ . .
And many groups each in their place, j
It may be in the city, but more is the
pity
If you try to* put all face to face.
Tlie game of it all, is to live vour life
fall, ,
lour own style in eountry or town.
It may not be easy, it may even be)
squeezy, '
But you can’t keep a good man docji.
He is bobbing up here, he is bobbing
up there;
He's giving, you lutp.-nli bis owu :
It'p the law'of the soul, .under God’s
own cnhfrol >. ■ •.
That you reap just what has been
sown, ’ A. | , |
The sifting goes on; the best man’s on 1
top
He goes calmly ou-r-smile or frown I
Is it a mystefy ? ' No—’tih life liis-’
tory J.. , K |
You keep a good mtji i
Sfewai*t^'
‘LETTER JmS?
By CHARLES P. HTIfIVART
NBA Service Writer.
IVasbingtoßi Nov. 28.—Horseback
riding .is a great social fad in Wash
ington,'' Ain rug, others a good many ■
very prominent public ‘men go in for
i:. Secretary of Agrieuluye Jar
dine is One of thejn One might bave
exiiected he wou>l be. Nor can it
proper.y Be called a fad In bis case.
liather, it's part of his very existence.
For, atgjdk'the worhl Snows’ he’s avy
ex-cowboy’' ' ,
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AYf ex-cowboy, hey! He must be
a picturesque sight in Washington, In
his four-gallrn lint, (lie fringed chaps.
Us high-beeled boots with spurs raf
fing, bis bhndana knotted loosely in
front of his ndam’s apples, his flap
ping—tio, no, cut out the six gun. He
wouldn’t wear that In Washington
But a breezy western figure anyway!
—loping along one of the Rock Creek
bridle paths on Ills rough,, tough little
I cay use. Nee him dway easily in Ills'
deep Mex saddle as he rolls a pill for
himself with one band an snaps a
match aflame with his thumbnail.
‘ t** - " ’ '* ■
A picture of the good old times
ami w ide open l spaces, when and where
men was men gnd all that stuff, ain't
it? I Veil, it’s purely a fancy pie
ture, far as Wns’hipgton and Secre
tary Jardine are concerned W.hat
Sd-retati 1 Jardine really doi-s' fide., i t
a taill, gangling, elegantly groomed,
animal with a wild rolling eye. a dh
dated uoktril, a rut tail and a reached
coiffurcHp , perfect typose # of the Eng
lish. bujifer—nil bedight 'in as llng-
Kgn '*«. saddfl and access-ries as the
I l’rinee’ I <)f Wales ever parted company
! from'4t a water pump. ■. t*
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I Haw does Secretary Jardine sit
' this, critterlf Believe me. he doesn't
| sit (him like .a eentanr. Neither does
i he .sit hiimi;'like a eattlemahi, rather
THE CONCORD DAILY TRIBUNE
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It happened on »
ffaTHANKSGIVING Day
BY TOM SIMS
Thanksgiving Day is coming.ready
or not.--- Falls this year on the last
Thursday in the week. Only Thanks,
giving Day we will have during 1023,
believe it or not.
Such a phenomena deserves more
tl'.ap a passing thought. Life's a
lie-way street. Old Dad Time js
the traffic cop. Can't go back for
another look at the days you miss.
Really, wifi the diception of this l
one, we ore entirely out of Thanks
giving Days, temporarily. No more
in until' next fail. ,
Then how WiU f yqu ce'ebrate the
momentous occasion? Be thankful
when the da** arrives? Or thankful
when it is gene? Or, perhaps, both?
Things you do in life are not so
Important as things you don't do.
So Brtt. you must plan, what not
to do Thanksgiving. Later you may
decide upcu what to do. And every
body will be happy, and it will be a
beautiful world with flowers in the
florist' shops.
Don’t kick your wife in the ribs
as you crawl out of bed on Thanks
giving morning Not that it would
break a rib, but she might fracture
her arm throwing a shoe at you.
.Then she couldn’t cook.
Don’t disagree with the cook on
Thanksgiving morning. If you flo
tier f l o,j is liable to disagreed witli
you. .
Nero fiddled around whi'e Rop.'e
burned. Wlm; did he play? Whv,
don’t be 'silly, He played i fiddle
jVml if .von make the eeok ramie. en
- c orning she may fiddle
around while dinner burns.
One time there was a man an 1 iie
vent back into the kitchen whe-e the
cook was cooking because cooks al
most always cock in a kitchen. This
. cook didn't get paid for cooking- in
fliis kitchen. ShC was, the man's
wife. He said, “You can't make bis
cuits like iny mother used to make.”
Nlie safd, “You can't, make money
like my father used to make.”
Didu’t that bumfuzzie him though?
It happened one Thanksgiving. Hope
it did, anyway.
Best way for a man to help his.
"life cook is to go into the front part'
of the house and smoke u cigur un
til she calls him.
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CUMEtfce 4W9AH
7TU. I J- -X Ell
sloucliily, with legs ut full- stretch.
Hejs anything but a .man and a horse.
He's a man on a horse. He's dis
tinctly superimposed. He sits in a
fashion no tan bark rifling master
could' find t-tte least fault with.- -He
sits with his knees hiked up in front
of him until it's funny he doesn’t
bump his chin against ’em when lie
bounces. —Tie sits there insecurely on
■'at little leather wafer, with nothing
to hang on by, and somehow- he man
ages to keep from being shot offTnto
space even when his mount breaks
into a ealiter As for a lope, that
horse would laugh out loud if such
a thing were suggested t£ (iim.
TRUSTEES WILL PLAN
FOR A GREATER DUKE
Development of. Property. West of 1
Durham to B« Coiwldered at Meet
ing.
Durham, Nov. 23.—Bans for the
development-of close to 41(00 acres of |
Duke University jiroperty west „of ;
the city, upon w-hicli will go up the .
iiew University of which the present
plant will be the Woman's Co lege. |
will begin to take definite shape
when the Duke University building
committee, headed by Chairman*' G.
\\ T . Alleia of New York, and the. I
Duke University board of trustees
headed by Joseph U. Brown of Ra
leigh, meel here Wednesday morning.
The session js a regular meeting
hut takes on great significance aat
this period of the building program
on the present campus and tho de
velopment of a future building pro
griTm for the new eampift.
Members of both bodies will reach
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Let Your I
i Next Batters |
-Be An |'-
EXIDE
Use Only the
Best ,
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While smoking his cigar he should
be very careful not to go t<s the door
: and look for the Ntuiday pgi>er. Sini
- ply because lie might be 4bseut-mind
. rdzaiii decided to watt for it. mien
4 arrives three days later he will be
‘ worn out. . ' ~ i
1 Don't try to keep from taking a
' nap after dinner. Better plan to
gi*d iii. AVrite the dbetor's number
d. ‘ , V
6n tlie wait beside your phone in
»r<"' numerals, so. the- children may
; ves<l ns they run.
_ >Jo„ have no idea how extremely
important tins is. Tiie kidsimay rail
, the undertaker by mistake. And the
tfwertaker may come out and bury
ycu before you bate U chance to
explain.
! One Thanksgiving Day a man ate
, a bda dinner and got flat on his 'back
and first thing you know- he was
d"$ a t"> n g He thought liis ’wife took
’liis > hist dime ami blew it in for a
loaf of bread when there wasn't a
chew es tobacco in tho house.
He lir-ke out in a cold sweat and
sc teamed. Neighbors rushed in. They
ca ined him. He learned his wife had
. done no such thing Nile had only
run away with the butter. No there
I isdttn use ill trying to keep from
■ dreaming on Thanksgiving.
Now, about the tilings you shoulfl
do; they, of course, are just Tipposite
■ tc the things you shouldn't do.
' | As you walk about or loaf around
* j during the day stop now and, then
>| as well as here and there and think
1 .of something for whit'a you are
■ thgnkful. *
- . Mm 1 " awa .V y°»e can be thankful
1 it IS Thanksgiving Day instead of
a phvlstinas. If it were Christmas,
1 tnst would make two of them this
year, and ail the bills for last year's
Cbrjstmas not paid yet.
j. Be. thankful it isn't the Fourth of
July If it were, you might be go^
fi' I'LL "EE -fwANKFUL
SJIF *1 TXJLL
ing on a idcnie. So beepjaukful it.
isll’t tlie Fourth.
r. -«-e- i t. . .r*
—ts ■ 1 I ,Ji l ;
Durham Tuesday evening and will he
present at the memorial' exercises for
•lames Buchumin I>uke to lie held at
the University Wednesday morning.
Immediately following the services,
-tlus. trustees will in formal
session awl take up the business of
tlie instilutioio.
The reiKirt of the building eom
mittet*. which is exyieeted to have a
definite plan for landscaping the new
property and indefinite proposa s
for the building program. Will be the
most important matter before ■ the
trustees. Co-operation with* the city !
of Durham in its planning and j
zoning will be taken tip particularly !
i with regard to parks a-ieL pluy
‘ grounds, street atnl other public ,
service/ < , .
Important announce in ants are ex-1
ported to follow the l trustees ses
sion.
I'hysies Teacher : "And can any one
tell'me whut thought passed through
Sir Isaac Newton's head when the
apple fell rn it? - ’
lojcc freui class; "Gbid it wasn't a
Inck'.”
EVEREIT TRUE BY CONDO
PRACTICAL fe, . 1
Joses. -
S .
VICTIM. -
The things fog which to be thank
ful might be placed in two groups,
oue for' each class of people, men and
women.
Men can be- thankful the?: don’t
have to marry some one with whis
kers, like women do. A man’s wife's
face may be dirty, awfully dirty, and
still it won’t, .-Watch. '
Perhaps there are tire goad, tirm.
real solid reasons Way men should
bb thankful this Thanksgiving. Per
haps there are ten. Who knows?
Maybe there are the .same number for
women. Let’s nee:
A man should be thankful be
, cause:
1. He can walk along the street
and if he hears somebody cussing
about something he can tigure maybe
something needs cussing about. •He
doesn’t have to gey insulted at What
somebody eke thinks about some
thing else.
2. He can have a shiny nose and
yet be happy. _.
,‘l. He doesn’t hare to run to the
front window to see if the man ring
ing the bell across the street is a bi’l
co'leetor or a sheriff. He knows from
personal experience the chances are
it is both,
4. lie. can blame his wife, because
fc T HE WAS ALIVE
1 -that 3
tiiedern kids kick up m re racke'
t’ au a tribe of Indigtfs. and why
doesn’t- slid quit crying, and do some
thing about it?
0. A man can sit down in a chair
and prop his feet up on anything as
high up as they will prop and wi'
soon !**> w” he is'alive through orders
from* tile kitchen.
<>. He can -spend the insurance
money and let his wife tell t'.ie col
lector to come back next week.
•7. He never has to decide if his
hair should be bobbed or long.
8 He can grow old without con
»sidering it a serious crime.
!> He can smoke a pipe if it will
stay lit. '
These are nine reasons why men
should lie thankful Thanksgiving.
Women should' be thankful just
because : - ■
-1. Just because. -*
There are nine million reasons why
women should be thankful Thanksgiv
ing Day.
YOUR TOWN.
1 ISABELLA McSPARBEN’
If you think your town the best,
Tell 'em so.
If you’d have it beat the rest, '
! Help it grow.
1 when there’s anything to do
Let the other count oil you,
You 11 fee! dandy when ij's through,
Don’t you know?
If you're used to g’ving knocks.
Change your style.
Throw bouquets instead ’of rocks,
j For awhile.
Let the other fellow roast.
i Shun him as you would a ghost,
] Meet his hammer with a boast,
j And a smile,
j When a stranger from afar. '
Comes ’ along,
Tell him wild and what you are
Make it strong
Never flatter, never bluff,
Tell the truth, for. that’s-4«oug!i.
Boost your city, you're the stuff—
Sing a song.
SHOES OF REFINEMENT
Six New Styles This Week
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a 1 FOR YOUR APPROVAL . i
iJ V iS |
3=l Discard your shaffy shoes and get into a pair of these neat dressy
• j new ones and get the benefit of a full season's wear, they’re the pret
’. tiest bits of footwear you have seen and. the most stylish we have
i.i ever shown. May we show them to you?
$3.95 to $9.00 - |
I IVEY’S . I
THE HOME OF GOOD SHOES"
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I FEEDS AND MORE FEEDS
Chowder for your hens
* Cow Chow for your tows
Omolin for your hprses and mules j
Pig Chow for your hogs* • j
Hay and Straw,
We carry groceries of most anything tc. eat ■
PHONE 122 |
CASH FEED STORE
WHERE QUALITY COUNTS
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j Notice to Our Patrons—
j Qur store j will ibe closed all. day I
, day
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Please Let; Us Have Your Orders Wednesday.
C,l%?iMljpt&CO. J
- DELCO '[j
Light Plants and Batteries
1 y
Deep and Shallow Well Pumps'for Direct or Alter- ’
nating current and Washing Machines for Direct or Al
ternating Current. ;
R. H. OWEN, Agent
-Phone 669 Concord, N. C.
<XYKYYYVVVVVV i*VVV'v
Mirrors Are So A Neu; \ eneiian
# Crystaf Mu rut
Decorative and sin.riiL.
Charming Yet
They Cost so Little
H. B. WILKINSON
Out of the High Rent District
Concord, Kannapolis Mooresville China Grove
j CYLINDER REBORING I
!m : u stalle d a Rottler Reboring machine so that wc can
' *hd fit **ew pistons, rings and wrist pins *0
'k the frame, thereby saving a large^
ij £* ve UM a trial and convince yourself.
We etlfrf n full line of Goodrich Tiw*, Tubes, Hston H'ngs and
I.* *{J®» SBf ® rake lining, Sparton Horris, Prest-O-Lite , Batteries,
* aiu * Genuine Ford Parts.
I STUDEBAKER SALES AND SERVICE
Supply & Repair Co.
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