f hursday, Dec. 3, 1625
( AD JOKERS.
/ New York Mirror.
J Wanted—Man in butcher shop to
\ kill chickens with his own flivver.
. i WantedI—Salesman 1 —Salesman tp sell our pop
ular hair tonic. Must first develop his
own locality.
store Adv.—We have openings for
several bright girls, one in silk stock
ings, one in silk underwear, one in
corsets and scarfs.
Wanted—Man to. work in bird store.
Must be able to make cages for cus
tomers.
Lost—Book of cliauces for church
baxnar by young lady nearly full.
For Kent—Rooms by Mrs. T. B.
Smith, plastered with a coat of white
paint and powder-blue draperies.
Sleeping suits, made of fleecy knit
ted fabrics, feet attached in gray.
For Sale —Ford runabout, owned by
physician about to move away with
self starter.
For Sale —Airedale pups and cider
30 cents a quart
For Sale—Coats for men of wool
also stockings for children of all
thicknesses.
Wanted—During vacation season,
clerk to-.till vacancies in ladies under*.
, wear and hosiery.
Wanted —Soprano singer who can
reach high C for one liour Saturday
night.
Wanted—Private chauffeur. Must
be sober in the suburbs.
For Sale—By woman, a horse and
parrot in cage.
Wanted—Man in trunks to run
around.
rt"' Wanted —Woman to scrub floors of
fi German deseeent.
Wanted —Stenographer to transcribe
scientific data oil the moon.
Lost —Brindlc dog with six toes on
left hind foot and collar.
The Board of Education lias erect
ed a building to accommodate five thou
sand students five stories high.
Wanted—Lady to play second fiddle
to man in orchestra.
.Aroostook county, in Maine, if as
large in area as Connecticut and
Rhode Island combined. \
ON THE TOP HAIR RESTORER.
The only genuine preparation that
gives back the natural color to grey
hair (no dye). Absolutely cures
dandruff; stops falling hair and itch
ing scalp immediately; grows hair on
bald heads where the roots arc not
dead. This treatment of the sculp
is a discovery of Dr. Fitzwater, of*
Hot Springs, Arkansas, and is abso
* lutoly the best known remedy of this
kind sold on the market by any in
stitution in America. Sold exclu
sively at Cline's Pharmacy. Money
back proposition if results are not
obtained. Be sure to call for On
The Top.
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CSHTs, Grippe, Flu, Dengue,
Bilious Fever and Maliria.
It kills the genus.
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and Grand Central Stations.
...Broadway at 63rd St..*
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All outside rooms
RHEUMATISM,
KHI
“Heet” Relieves Instantly
Willi a|iMi«ftWr itta.l'j-d l, crV
jimt hm.li Otar .... Ilic i>»i" *’-•
whether in knees, feet, legs, hands
shoulders, lwrk, neck or Body. Ith
■lastly, yom feci this harmless, glori
ous, penetrating heat draw the pain,
soreness and stiffness right out of the
aching or swollen joint, inusylp oi
nerves Besides, ''Heft” 1 scatters th«
congestion and establishes a cure.
' “Hcct” contains two soothing, pene
trating ingredients, too expensive to
use in ordinary liniments or anal
goniei, “Hml" is a clmb, ploiwtatot
liquid-, doesn’t stain, blister or irri
tate the skin and costa only 10 cents
at any drug store
CUTEST THINGS.
New York Mirror.
Four year old 'Helen bad been re
fused a third helping of turkey and
began to cry. Her mother wishing to
cheer 'her, said, “Here’s the wish
bone, let’s make ji wish.”
Helen joyfully pulled the longer
piece. “How Incky,” said her mother,
“and now what is yonr wish?” “More
turkey, please mother,” came the
prompt answer.
Little Mary was left in -charge of
the house while her mother went shop
ping. On her return mother asked her
if a man called with a bill. “No,
mother,” replied Mary, “he had a
nose like the rest of ua.”
Hostess (at party)—Does your
mother allow you to have two pieces
of pie when you are at home, Willie?
Willie—No, ma’am.
Hostess—Well, do you think she
would like it if I gave you two
pieces?
Willie—Oh, she wouldn’t mind, this
isn’t her pie.
Little Willie was sent by his step
mothei to a butcher shop.
“Mj little man, what would you
wish?” asked the buteher. '
"'“Oh. I think I want something real
nice for dinner,” replied Willie, hesi
tatingly.
“I have some steak uh tender as a
woman's heart,” replied the butcher
proudly.
“Gimme sausage 1“ replied Willie de
cisively.
Teacher—Johnny, did you see the
reindeer?
Johnny—No, ,it hasn’t rained in
two weeks.
Little Harry—My father is a brok
er. What does yours do?
Grace—Whatever mother tells him.
Tlie subject of the Sunday school
lesson was, "Whatever a man soweth
so shall he reap.” Little Alice was
asked the text upon returning home.
Her reply was, “Whatever a man sews
always rips.”
SAY IT-^t-
New York Mirror. \
Say it with a shovel and bury your
troubles.
Say it with a dinner; you've got
the roll.
Say it with rards and have a heart.
Say it with coal ami get In soft.
Say it with a hat and get trimmed.
Say it with fingers; you’re dumb.
Say it with a white mule and get a
kick out of it. t
Sa.v it with a lantern and light out.
Say it with cream and
Sa.v it with a ruler and go straight.
Sa.v .it with cabbage! you'll get
ahead.
B*y it with chillis ami be n little
neeker.
Sa.v it with a hammer ami make a
hit.
Say it with coffee, you've got tfto
grounds.
Say it with checkers nnd make a
smove. s
Say it with balloons and give ’em
’em the air.
Sa.v it with rouge and make up.
Say it with alcohol and rub it in.
_Suy it with radio and get “Alice,
Where Art Thou?” by a coloratura so
prano.
Say it with garlic and have a whole
train to yourself.
Pest and Flagg’s Cotton Letter.
New York, Dec. 2.—The cotton
market today has had a very good
undertone although business lias
been light with scalping and switch
ing operations predominating. A fav
orable weekly weather report en
couraged some local selling and sen
timent was rather bearish in antici
pation of increased crop estimates.
,On each dip, however, a good demand
'appeared and Liverpool wus a buyer
of tdetober so that the local selling
'fan into support which caused a
covering movement •later in the day.
• Reports from the southwest are
quite bullish in regard to both the
grade and uniount of cotton that has
been picked and what remains in the
field. There also ap|>ear.s to be a
tremendous amount of price fixing
stfll to bedone in December and
May. Although sentiment is gener
ally bearish purchases on declines are
recommended as general trade condi
tions are improving.
POST AND FLAGG.
Plays Too Near Grate; Baby Burns
to Death.
Gastonia. Dec. 2.—Because she play
ed-too. near an-open grate fire, re
mitting tier baby clothes to catch
fire. Ruby Rabon, 2-year-old daugh
ter ofMr. and Mrs. J. F. Rabon,
mill employes, was burned futally,
dying Inst night. The mother of the
-child Was in the hack yaffil when the
•accident happened. The child, excit
ed, ran out of the liouse into the
open air.
Christmas Day in Tibet is ealied
“The Feast of Queen Winter,” aud is
the. occasion of a number of varied
*ritrs. * -
ONE THIN WOMAN
GAINED 10 POUNDS
IN 26 DAYS
Skinny Men Can
' Do the Same
Thut’s going some but tjkinny men.
women and children just can't help
putting on good, healthy flesh when
they t»ke McCoy's Cod Liver Oil
Compound Tablets.
As chock full of vitaniinee as the
nasty fishy tasting cod liver oil itself,
but those sugar-coated, tasteless tab
lets ure as easy to take as candy and
won't upset the stomach.
One woman gained ten pounds iu
jtwenty-ttFo days. Hixty tablets, sixty
■cents and money back if uot satisfied.
Ask the l’carl Drug Company or any
druggist for .McCoy's Cod Uver oil
Ci.iiipound Tablets. Directions and
formula on ouch Ikix,
“Get McCoy's, the original uud goli
uiue Cod Liver Oil Tablet.” 1
THE CONCORD DAILY TRIBUNE
Wto, Vinter’s snow is falling outside-—and the noise
of wind roars through the trees—when the house is dark
\
but for the blazing logs in the fireplace
—have a Camel!
V /
WHEN it’s a winter night and the day that was
" busy is done. And outside the snow is driving
through the trees before the wind. When, m
si<*e ’ d* e crackling logs catch fire and burst into ILI * vifvVA'';
■ flames above the hearth- —have a Camel! j|f| Ifff|||
the ■
t millions of experienced smokers. Whether your
S, returning steps bring you home tired or j übilant,
n ° sweeter ’ more mellow fragrance ever came 1 ‘
from a cigarette. There’s a cigaretty ill#;
a^ter * taste » not a tired taste in a whole county a|\vi
iswßP Camels. Only mild and mellow flavor,
deep-down contentment in your home or any 4m
home where Camels are lighted.
t^l * s night, before your roaring logs of i }. \i
, oak or hickory — have a Camel. Open up / f*' # . ; f -
the famous package of Camels and know the 1
fragrance, the contentment that brings happi™ y «
, * f, ness to millions. Put a Camel between you and ’ At n
'mtfj&h a %ht and taste the mellowest, most delectable qA
Wend ever made into a cigarette.
No other cigarette in the world is like Camels. Camels contain the choicest Turkish AsSfCc- v ; Our highest wish if you do not yet
and domestic tobaccos. The Camel blend is the triumph of expert blenders. Even > know Camel quality; is that yofi try
the Camel cigarette paper is the {inert—made especially in France. Into this one jf them. We invite you to compare Carnets
brand of cigarettes is concentrated the experience and skill of the largest tobacco JF with any cigarette made at any pried.
organization in the world. A R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
EMBARRASSING MOMENTS.
New York Mirror.
It was rush hour in the subway and
the agent scowled angrily at ale as I
pushed five -pennies toward him to get
a nickel. "What’s the matter?” he
shouted angrily, "have you been sing
ing in the back yards?”
What the World Is Doing
As Seen by Popular Mechanics Magazine
Flying a "Drinking-Cup” Kite
Flying kite* wiH always be a popu
lar bqs's’ sport and a distinctly new
type of kite, which has) been found
wccessful, is shown in tho drawing.
It is made from ordinary cone drink
jag cups, & number of which can be
purchased for a few cents. The sharp
ind of the cone allows the kite to
sltanb in the wind while a smell lead
ihot, split and attached to a short
length of- thread, which is fastened to
khe’rim of each con? as indicated,
lets as a tail. Small round split iisli
lihc sinkers can be used’ instead of
»hot. The cones are strung at. inter
vals along #ic )is.- and the kite can
be fashioned into various shapes, de
pending on the ingenuity, of the
builder. The “pull” of the kite in
creases with the number of cones
used. The tqw lines'are threaded
through the point of the cones.
* « . *■
Repairing Galoshes
Rubber galoshes wear out rapidly
ft the heels and are then usually diaj
‘corded. It is, however, an easy mat
ter to repair them. Cut two pieces
of thin leather, place them over the
hole, on both inside and outside, and
nail them together securely. Ga
loshes repaired’ indhis way have last
ed several seasons.
• * *
|pn certain parts of Africa, the !o
ousts attain a length of four inches
M>d feed qn mice.
The ocean had been cold nnd to
warm up we started a game of tag in
which we were joined by a girl I
knew slightly and a very stout man.
After watching him chasing some of
his slimmer pals I remarked to this
girl. "Who is that young man, he's so
fat he is getting in bis own way.”
I decided to go swimming again
when she informed me that he was
What You Should Do When You Cut Your Finger
While outs usually are not danger
ous unless an artery or a vein is sev
ered, they are likely to give consider
able trouble if not properly treated,
says Dr. Herman N. Bundespn. Com
missioner of Health, City of Chicago,
in a special article. Ovgr COO person
die in the United States every- year
from the effects of cutting or piercing
instruments, and- many of the injur
ies were not at first considered-seri
ous.
Have the wound cleaned/ That is
the first and one of the most impor
tant steps. Always try to get some
one to dress the cut for you. The
cleansing should be done carefully
so that no dirt or other source of in
fection is left in or introduced into
the wound. If th* skin is covered
with' grease or oil. remove this with
with grease or oil. remove this with
bengtbe or alcohol (not wood alco
hol). Green soap and -water-are- suf
ficient in other cases. Rubnway from
tlnKfut so that foreign matter will
net bo brushed into it. , ,
The nex(-st,ep is bp use an, o.nti
.septic. lodine is good for .many
wounds. It should be put on with an [
applicator—a toothpifck or a small '
stick- with a bit of gauze twisted
around it. Use this as a awdb, dip
ping it into the' iodiqe 'aficl gcutly
brushing it oyer t.fie injury.
Next apply a strip of steYile gauze.
Handle the gauze by the ends so that
the fingere do cot touch the part that
is to come in contact with the wound.
Lay the piece directly on the’cut and
then apply tpc 'banda'ge.
This should be wound finiity but
not too tight. With a-little practice,
you can learn to twin the cloth a#
you wrap it, 1 so .that it will not slip
Split the end for tying or use a cord
or sew the bandage. Use no salves
or Ointment*. *
If a vein or .artery has been sev
ered, call or visit, a .doctor, at.once,
and iu the meantime efideavor to
stop the bleeding. This can usually
bo done with a tourniquet, impro
• vised from a -handkerchief and a
stick. Fold the handkerchief diag
onally, bring the opposite Comers up
and spread them so the cloth will be
nearly Tb« same width throughout.
her brother.
It was the night before Thanksgiv
ing and we were makmg preparations.
I had a quarrel with my friend John.
As I strolled along the hall I saw a
man walking in front of me whom I
took to be a friend. I walked along
beside him and did not spare John
in my discourse. After some time my
The important point to observe in
using a tourniquet is the position of
the wound. If an artery has beefi
cut, which is Indicated by intermit
tent spurts of bright-red blood from
the wound, the tourniquet should b«
applied above the wound. When q
vein is severed, the blood will flow
evenly and will be darker, and th«
tourniquet is put on below the cut
because blood in the veins flows back
toward the heart. After tying the
handkerchief in the proper position,
insert tho stick between two folds
and turn it until the bleeding stops.
Loosen the tourniquet slightly after a
few moments to ease the strain and
cleanse the wound, but. twist it back
again quickly.
The above applies to cuts on arm*
aad legs only; for cuts on head, nock
aytd tyunk, a doctor should always be
called.
Novel Battery Cable Eliminates
Binding Posts
A battery cable’that eliminates ths
binding posts in the set is now avail
able. Various-colprcd, flexible insu
j- ■■ i luted leads
[ _ .arc. incased in
J Cy'f'i I a fabric cov
the battery
/is ram CT ijßil ends are la
■M , ——-A- —■ different volt
ages. The opposite end of the cable
terminates in a hard-rubber or ootp
positioni 14<jcl(, tbeiends'-of thp wires
protniding just bfyond this block-
Two holes are provided for iseutfting
the unit, on t(te mibpanel in the po
sition shown. The battery leads of
the circuit are then soldered to the
terminals on the block, doing away
with the usual binding posts in the
«St
friend unmasked and to niy great em
barrassment. I discovered that it was
John, the boy whom I had so merci
lessly criticised.
I was dressed as Fierette at a
Masque Ball and danced with a hand
some Pierrot. While sitting on a bal
eony, under a romantic moon we
kissed and I promised to marry him.
We both unmasked and sat specehless
for opposite me sat my brother.
The most embarrassing moment in
my life was at a wedding party. I
told a gentleman friend of mine that
I had been admired by everyone, espe
cially by one man who never took his
eyes off me. I described the man aud
asked him if be knew him. “Why yes.
World’s
Greatest Buy
$ 1165
HUDSON COACH
1 Through, quality Hudson-Essex have for long
been the World’s Largest Selling “Sixes”.
The economies of this greatest volume produc
tion are passed on to buyers hr prices/which
everyone knows, are below all comparison.
. That is why owners think of Hudson, not in
terms of the price paid, hut in the costly car
qualities, performance and reliability it con
tinues to give long after the price is forgotten.
Hudson Brougham, $ 1450 Hudson 7-Pass.Sedan,*!6so
All PrUfi* Freight dm Tan Extra -■ -,\ r ' • " S
Concord Motor Co. ,
I do,” he answered. “He is a detec
tive ami was here to watch the wed
ding gifts.”
I invited a girl to the theatre one
Saturday afternoon-. It was neces
sary for me to cash a check. W«
walked gaily into the bank, white I
presented the check to the cashier. “1
am sorry,” he replied, “I cannot cash
this check. There is nothing but the
date and amouut on it. Yon must
have it signed." This was the most
embarrassing moment of my life, as
I hqd no money with me.
Having q striking resemblance to
my twin brother, I once escorted a
young lady on a shopping tour. When
PAGE NINE
she had her purchases completed the
salesman asked me when I intended to
pay the balance on my wife's fur coat.
That wus the most embarrassing' mo
ment in my life, as it took me soma
time to eonviuce them that it was my
brother who was their debtor. |
One evening I was out walking with
a girl friend when two men came
along and walki>d in front of us. 1
thought one of them resembled my
brother-in-law and, walking ovtr to
him, pulled his hat down over his eyes. ’
To my surprise I found that he was
u stranger.
Maine is exactly midway between
the equutor aad tie North Pole.