I Monday, Dec, 7, 1925 ggH , •« J& Merchants H Long ago you learned fl that by giving ||| more than they expected Hf was a good way to get HI .their trade. You must ■ I carry a balanced _ stock. |l| We must produce an un -9 failing standard of fine 9 workmanship. The dain tiest silk fabric from your |H store or a heavy fur coat |!| can safely be refreshed by ||9 Bob’s. Recommend us, MASTER CLEANERS Phone 787 ■Handsomely Engraved Visiting Cards, ■ 100 for from $2.35 to $4.00, includ ■ ing plate. From old plate, $1.50 I per 100. Times-ITribtine office, ts.; | Twenty tons of water is' a burden ! [that ftnudrrds ofthousunds of Ameri [can farm women must carry from [the well to tin* house every yea/. NWHWMCrrHERS OCT -Ike. MARTVft. - i ■■ aw abwci. we. , j MOM*N POP BY TATIiOR 'T'pop The amouhJTof 'W' if Y&depfewf vomPsh But rop I'vlaStfr'ro wctTV7a' »s&!ck f ssfesy j NcfrewoosHtb } ThvownbpwrTf«e f WNsiWiWfiMSLAND MEET MV EXPENSES ToWNRED EVCRY J X H*JP 7& COO6H UP - SoJ , ‘TfitNe-HOWAMI A BtflHBS ME A*W i H &%*ssr Jh\ r f - y ’ •?* '>?k i ' •••’•.• ••• H ton can keep. the telephone from disturbing you by failing to pay the bill for a couple of i pout be. Tbe good die young, especialy the' good turkeys. We knew a man cnee who got o mad at his .neighbor he gave his Ultle boy a drum for Christmas. A debate was held by radio , re cent lyr What a tine way to argue with someone you can’t whip. Tlie.stingest man is with us again this year. Has some Red Cross Seals he saved from last Christmas. ; (Copyright. 1923, Net Service. Ine.) How Husband Can Even Scored Mf»h Wife, I>oew your wife give you Christmas ‘gifts” such as vacuum cleaners, elec, trie irons, dining room' curtains, and so forth? Wives do that sort of thing, yotj know, seme of. them even charge the gifts to the husbands' accounts. Yet, history does not record a hus band hardy enough to retaliate by presenting hits better half with n hu midor, a smoking jacket, or a shot | *»n. V Xow, however, (his eliauce has come. H. 11. Jewett, president of the Paige- Jowett Cotor Car Company, points out the way: Giye your wife a ear for Cbristmns! She'll be overjoyed, of i-ourse; inch dentally, youll get lots of pleasure and comfort out of it yourself. But be sure to pick a car that is 1 to steer, simple to control, and above all. one with positive braking— •because, to maintain (teace, you will have to let.the wife drive the ear : onee in a while. j In eight games of tbe past season the Dartmouth football team scored :!40 points, or an average of 42.5 per game. ■* » i'* BY CHARLES P. STKWABT. NBA Service Writer i \ Washington, Decf oL—The r*mith > soniap Institution* report tor Che . last fiscal year, just out. Id a weighty ■’ volume —menally weighty, that is to say; its avoirdupois Isn’t so cry eon.- i i siderable i* • • For itißlance, “Tjie Electrical . Structure of Master,” by Professor , Ernest Rutherford, M.A., D.Sc., L.L. D„ Ffe... D-, F.BA, FJLA.A., 8., M.8.X.8 (and then some), ain’t I . exactly twhat one would ick us a bedtime story for children—t bough' i it; might put ’em to sleep, at that. A Vacuum containing hard upon > two billions of gag molecules to the Cubic inch doesn't seem like a vet/ ■ tmn vacuum, but Dr. W- W. Whit • oey saga it’s the thinnest anybody I every has been able to produce. Xo wonder “The Vacuum—There’s I Something in It” was tbe little Dr. ! Whitney chose for bis article. • a, s According to R. L. Junes of the ! American elephoue and' t Company’s research laboratories, ’’Simple eomputatitms show that if I we could have a minion persons talk ,l tag steadily, nnd cenvert the energy , i of the voire vibrations into heat, they I I would have to talk, an hour and a half to make a cup of tea.” ./ • * -t This just goes to siiow that even ■ scientist*- make mistakes. Who hasn’t seen a mere minute and a half's talk between only two .persons, ! over one of Jones’ phones, genu-rate 1 beat enough to burn, out the cou ■ nection! But in the main the Smith i sopian’s book is perfectly accurate, with lot* of nice pictures taken at the Rock Creek zoo, and plenty of good reading matter, if you’re l erudite enought to know what it's I about. ISB TRIBUNE PENNY ADS. THE CONCORD DAILY TRIBUNE "" ' ~ DINNER STORIES 1 "Deab Editor —Who is tbe mean-, cst man in town?” Answer—The fellow who' refuses ' to contribute to the Christmas Empty Stocking fund. “Dear Editor—When i* a man a Christian?” Answer—When he is unselfish and i ,oves his fellow-mam. 8110 k an one ban a reserve seat ticket to tbe Glory Land. "Dear Editor—When a person has a bad cold is he sick ‘of it or 'with' it?” ) Answer—Both. And he wHI “give”' it to every other eprsun he lueses or \ with whom lie comes in close cop tack. She—Why didn't you take me out to dinner last night? He—Circumstances over which I had no control prevented me. She—That's a long name for your wife. Down in Louisiana there was 011 old man and his wife sitting outside their house when a funeral procession pass ed. The ( old man was comfortable, seat« 4 iu a chair that was tilted with its back to the street, his feet very comfortably fixed ou the sill of the window "I think that's the funtral-of Old Man W iliams,” said his wife. "Reckon it’s the biggest oeei. arnnt-d here in a bug time, ain’t it, Cur liue?” “A pretty gboil-sized one. Bud,” his wife replied. _ "I sure would like to see it, ’.said Old Bud. “Just any luck to be facing the wrong way.” New Gateway to West For Produets of the South. Knoxville. Tenn., Dee. it. —111 con nection with its new John Sevier ter minal, located six miles eust of Knox ville, the Southern Railway system j has established a transfer station-) which is now the clearing House for package freight moving from Virginia, Carolina and East Tennesee territory I to the west and southwest, and is [ greatly expediting the movement of 1 Jnnuufncturcd products and mercliun- j disc from the South. John Sevier tranfer has capacity ! -v Hand ing 120 ears per day audtj' is now loudiug an average of 500(1 cars imt week. Kreigiit for the west! is loaded to this transfer whore‘solid curs are made up for a. large number of iHiiuts including Cincinnati, Louis ville, East St. Louis. Memphis, Xew Or.eans. Oleveliilwl, Detroit, ludiun rpo’.is, Chicago, XHiinenpoas-St. I’au' Kansas City, Springfield, JIo., and Cheyenne, Wyo. For Chicago, proper'ears are loaded: to move via four different routes vhile, to insure the prompt movement f freight for p ints beyond, cars arr oaded to three leading transfer sta tions in the Chicagtr territory. Sim t’arly ears are loaded for direct de-’ < livery to three north branch lines at Cincinnati, as ''well ns to the Mouth -ru’s own freight house, and to two western line, at East Bt. Louis. A great volume of freight is now being loaded direct to John Sevier which was formerly .bandied at the Southern's transfers .at Spencer. X. C , Hayne, S. and Inman, Ga. As a result back-liauling and indirect movement have been eliminated And j the movement generally accelerated.! ' _j. i ‘‘Holly,” the favorite dec-ration for! Christmas, should really be “holy." I It was accounted snered. *•*?-!— 1~‘- '! jtsjgw 'tytSL-yj An Ideal Investment For - Christmas Fund I I If you hare a Christmas Savings Fund to apply § against the purchase of a Ford car or otherwise 111 are in a position t» make a down payment at | this time of approximately 259 t of tnepurchase price, you can get immediate delivery of a Ford 111, car—have it for Christmas morning. Ij» And what an investment! i! | y With your Ford car will come a new interest ■»! inlife—fot the entire family. Think of thehours TOIIRINfi PAR out-of-doors! A wider circle of friendships! The Ford Toucißg. Cai, widx close-fitting cur- . tains that give protection from any weather, C f II ■■ ■ is an exceptional value. If you prefer a closed *r Mln ■ > car, the Tudor Sgdan is ideal for family use. See these cars today at the nearest Authorized Ford Dealer. And invest your savings right! yf Runabout - f 260 • *'■■■> Coupe - - 520 ’Satai s. Cloted cart In color. Demountable rims and starter extra on open cart. BSjHRnK : j| X t All poets f. ». h. Detroit J, W if'iail;! Htl Y L\ ... ... \ wr \ VOMBKr v s STANLY COWS 1 IMBIBE TOO FREELY | Blinded By Booze Found at a Big DitUßery. St.inly County Heralil. | That even the dumb annuals are ' ! opi>csed to the enforcement of the Volstead Law, nems established by a tale which Col. George Reynolds wats telling to the Xew*-Herald reporter, ahd a number of others, thin morn ing. Col-Reynolds had just returned from a visit to his brother-in-law, Mr. Clem Dowd, whose homo is located in Montgomery county, near Candor, the peach town- The story goes somewhat along this line: Sev eral nights ago tthe herd of cattle ranging in Mr. Dowd's large pasture failed to come up, as was the usudl . custom. Mr. Dowd thought strange of it but made 110 si>eeial investiga tiion. I.ate in the afternoon of the next day the herd, wabbled up the 'lane and into the bam yard. Mr. Dowd noticed that they looked “down in the mouth" apd - ’ seemed just about "petered out;** Closer fe»- vrstigation disclosed that one of the -cows was blind as a bat. However, the cattle soon recovered from their apparent drowsiness. A night or two later, they again failed to come up. As was the case the time before, they cume sneaking in late the fol lowing afternoon.* Mr. Dowd saw aotlier cow w*» blind and that those having their little bit of vision left, “looked like they didn’t give a rap. anyhow.” The owner of the pasture and the herd of cattle, decided the time had come .for him to investigate the con duct of his cows, so he carefully sur EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO i * not without advantage. He walks |j cautiously at least, and with his eyes | open. He at least asks questions, jj He may be a pessimist but he is * an inquiring pessimist. An inquir- I ing mind is a safer mind to follow j than a Blind that accepts everything. I with a gulp and a smile. j ? The surprises and dnwppouitnients " in store for the optimist are usually ' very sad. Hut the surprises and dis appointments of the pessimist are al- i j ways good and glad. [ FANCY DRY GOODS WOMEN’S WEA* | I ® Now j Caromal Kid San- 1 dalwood l. I Patent and Satin and all the popular lea the and fabrics are here !., * B with strap or the Step-in I’uuips. •■; Our stock is most complete now and priced to meet your ap- y | p ” v - $3.95 *» $8.50* ■ IVEY’S I “THE HOME OF GOOD SHOES” ' j T7S 2WT: I'I'SES"SgIif ag»g7 3 '% 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 I FEEDS AND MORE FEEDS | ] jl Chowder for your hens , \S9 I I .Cow Chow for your cows S i Omolin for your horses and mules X ! Pig Chow for your hogs #|a Hay and Straw, 5 We carry groceries of most anything to eat , PHONE 122 i ‘ W CASH FEED STORE WHERE | | Wanted: 100 Fat Turkeys and 200 j Fat Hens Will pay 2o cents per pound for Turkeys and IBc |j fj per pound for hens. We advise you to sell now before ■ -.{ the market is glutted. This offer good to Friday noon, || December 11th only. j None wanted after we get the above number. ‘First § | Come, First Served.” j C. H. BARRIER & GO. [1 DELCO UGHT 1 1 Light Plants and Batteries and Shallow Well Pumps for Direct or Alter nating' current and Washing Machines for Direct or Al- \ ternating Current. R. H. OWEN, Agent j -.Phone 669 Concord, N. C. ’ | | 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 —— . —=l.—-• - I . I 'Mjf "WHITE" - Rrv Sewing Machine Event There are Many Features distinctively “White” that make | it superior to other Rotary Sewing Machines. Sale Date De- ’& cember Ith to 12th. Phone 16 For call at our store for Free ‘ WgM Demonstration. H. B. WILKINSON i Out of the High Rent District *3 Concord Kannapolis Mooresville China Grome "I ' ' ' * r S " ' rj Alemite Lubricating Service I .We do not use any Lubricants .except Alemite Trans- 1 j s mission, Differential and Chaste lubricants, one which lows the easy shifting of gears even in Zero weather, and K i I i greatly reduces friction. | j Get alcohol in your radiator before it freezes. ■ i 'Jm | ,< Gas, Oil, Tires, Tubes, Accessories, Car Washing, f*.Bl || Tire Changing | j CENTRAL RUJNG STATION ■ r Sd. ZZ X T. ”1 iITTrX”"" :rrrTiT:vr~. t PAGE FIVE