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THE CONCORD DAILY TRIBUNE
Haberdasher Says Oar Senators Are
Very Old-Fashioned.
By CHARLES P. STEWART
NBA Service Writer
Wellington, Jen. 27.—“AinT it
surprising,” observed a haberdasher 1
know, “how old-fashioned congressmen
are V
I’d never particularly noticed it
myself.
“Gosh! yea,” said the haberdasher,
“particularly senators. The lower
house ain’t so bady. They’re mostly
younger men. I guess Chat accounts
for. it. But the Senate’s full of old
roosters who can remember back to
theTivil War, and a lot of ’em stick
to the same old styles they wore
then.” •»**■.
• • *
‘‘Wou’.d you believe it.” continued
the haberdasher, “I sell suspenders to
half a doaen senators. Say, they can’t
keep their pants on with belts.
“There was a lot of jokin’ about
Magnus Johhson’s suspenders. Gosh !
if folks did but know! He ain’t tfie
only one by any manner o’ means.
Wheu he was out speech-makin’ Mag
nus had a habit of peelin’ off his
coat and vest. That’s how he hap
pened to get found out.
“But if you could look underneath
the whole Senate's coats and vests,
I'll bet you’d find suspehders on 30
per cent.”
,* * «
“Haven't you noticed," queried the
haberdasher, “bow many senators
wear those old style straight collars,
rolled over a bit at the corners and
open in front, to give their adam's
apples free play?
“And black string tics?
“’they ain't been good styles since
I been in the business, but those old
bozos won't stand for nothin’ else.
Why, 1 saw a picture of Daniel Web
ster once that had on one of those
dollars and ties.”
Prior to 18JW each city in America
had its own time, which was deter
mined by the time of passage of the
aim across the local meridian, conse
quently the traveler from one
city to another had continually to
change his watch to the local time.
A Civil War veteran, more titan
thirty years ago, made a vow lie
would not have his hair cut until Wil
liam Jennings Bryan was in the
President's chair. Upon Mr. Bryan's
death, however, he consented to have
it cut.
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Embarrassing Moments
New fork Mirror.
A *«n entered the office the other |
day aad asked for the boss. I replied i
that bq was out to luneb. Soon we
started talking and I happened to re
mark that my boss was an awful
grouch. At the end of my recital, the
stranger remarked that he never had
considered him so, whereupon I ask
ed if he knew him long.” “Yes,” came
the anstver “he's my brother.”
Yesterday my sister took her daugh
ter to visit a friend with her On the
! way she told her that she should be
very polite and quiet as the lady they
, were visiting was very fidgety. When
they arrived at the house, the little
' girl sat down and was very quiet. The
lady asked her why she was so quiet.
“I have to." came the prompt answer,
“mother told me you were very fid
gety.”
Bnrbank’s Bankruptcy.
Raleigh News and Observer.
There will be only sadness in read
ing the statement of Luther Burbank
that he is a religions bankrupt, with
no resources of faith that spans the
chasm from life to immortality. As
a scientist he says he has come to
, the conclusion that "all religions of
the past and probably all of the fu
ture sooner or later wfH become petri
Bed forms instead of living helps to
mankind. As a seientict I cannot
, help but feel that all religions are
trs a tottering foundation.”
It will not do to even accept Mr.
, Burbank's fppling that he is a “skep
, tici for he says, and perhaps yearn
ingly, “when it can be proved to me
that there is immortality, that there
, is resurrection beyond the gates of
death, then will I believe.” „
The troqble with noted scientists
, like Mr. Burbank is they “seek after
a sign." They demand proof by the
crucible or some human test. No
such prooof is possible. Religion is
, founded on faith. It oometh not
by observation and is not proven by
weights or measurements. It is not
material but is of the spirit. Mr.
Burbank is looking for the same proof
of immortality that he finds in his
horticulture. No student of anatomy
can locate the soul. And yet the
soul dominates the body. It is great
er than the physical. It lives when i
the body returns to earth. It lives !
forever. Are we to reject immortal- 1
ity because it cannot be demonstrated ,
by the tests we apply to all physical
life?
Mr, Burbank's “honest doubt" is
not seeking pre/of of immortality from
the same source he has found it ami
changed it in the vegetable and ani
mal life. The need men is
to be told how to see by faith, greater
miracles of faith than he has per
formed in tlie material world.
’■ Fund to Fight Weevil.
Washington. Jan. 25.—Expendi
ture pf $3,000,000 annually for the
holt five years for an intensive cam
paign to exterminate the boll weevil
in cotton producing states was
pyOposejl in a bill today by Repre
senttilive Edward. (Democrat, Ueor
gia. r ’
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DINNER STORIES
I “Why do you pundi tbftt hole in
jmy ticket 7' asked tht man of the
railway official.
“So you can pass through,” was the
reply.
Mrs. Teller—They gave Mr. Eat
more one of those grat Jiig “over
staffed” lounging chairs for Christ
mas.
Mrs. Crisp—How fitting! %
“Have a cigar.” said the man with
the smiling face.
“Don’t mind if I do,” said his
friend. “But what’s the occasion?
W’ay this lavish display?”
. I * ot an addition to the
family,” was the answer.
“Yen don’t say so? Congratula-f 1
tions f” said the .other man enthusias- j
tically, as he put a match to his cigar, i
After a few puffs he observed, “About 1
the fifth child, I should say.”
Medium—The spirit of your wife is j
here now, do you wish to speak to i
her through me?
Yictim—Yes. Ask her where she
put my winter underwear.
“Is it true that poor old Bill has
married again?”
“Yes; he's under entirely new man
agement.”
Penley—But you said you liked a
story full of imaginative qualities.
Editor—Thftt’s true. But the qual
ity of this is not imaginative; it is
merely imaginary.
Young Poet—Yes, I have a writ
ten a large number of poems, blit I
do not propose having thetn pub
lished until after my death.
Chorus of Friends (raising their
hats) —Here’s a long life to you, old
man.
Yoosf Like Dat. +
Lars: "Where you from come?”
! Ole: “Nort’ Dakota. Where you
from com#»?”
Lars: “OH, Ay.no from come. By
bane here.”
Information.
“How did yon lose your leg, my
good man ?” asked tile bore, on his
j tour of a vessel fn the harbor.
“Shark,” replied tbe old salt la con
j ieally.
“Gracious! Did he bite it off in
the water.”
“NAw. I brrike it off when I kicked
the darn thing downstairs.”
Liberal Reward.
“I don't see what good's the use
sending missionaries to the South Sea
Islands,” growled the old sport.
“Don’t you know that they believe
in eannibalism?” asked the mission
ary.
“Well, suppose so? Isn't one re
ligion as good as another?’’
Word Meaning Freedom.
“Yes.” Peekridge was telling his
wife, “that chap was sentenced to ■
ten years iA prison, bat after serving
one year he was jilted.”
“He was what?” demanded Mrs.
Peekridge. ,
“I mean he was pardoned,” cor- 1
rected Peckridee
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