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■ ■Monday, April 5, 192(5 j Dinner Stories Jffi The Unit. I Fraser’s wife fond of argu should just t’jink so. Why, she even eat anything that agrees Ss^btr.” Wife: "Say, lehabod, BH is this Violet Itay I hear you so much about in your sleep?" I Foreign English. “Are you Hungary?” “Tee. Siam.'' “Den Russia to da table, and Hrm.” “All right, Sweden my coffee ■■Denmark my bill." ' -4 No Difference. pleaded a colored suitor at of an impassioned pro "ef yo’ don’ ma’y me All'll go sniffed the unmoved "An’ who's gwine fin’ it out?" B Needed a Lesson. “Waiter, here is a fly in my : “Let him freeze and teach Bi lesson. The little rascal t "i\ns soup l#»t night.” 4 Mistaken Identity. Be bishop was waiting for his in an out-of-the-way village. He JB n stranger eyeing him askant. ■Bearing he might be cutting a BKt acquaintance the bishop nodded man. me. mister." said the mnn, ■t I think I’ve seen your picture in tB paper.” probable," answered the ■bop. .. — Hr‘Can I ask?" the strungfr inquired Bneetfully. “whut you was cured |r f I V, Curiosity. I Mury had been worrying her moth er all afternoon by asking questions, p'innlly. uie latter, completely out of fpatience, said, "Mary, remember, cu friosUy killed a eat.” After that, Mary was silent for a few moments. However, she seemed Ito be thinking deeply. Presently she mould stand it no longer. B “Mother,” sfie began. B“Yes, Mary?" W "Mother. what did the eat want Ho know?” > ...... i Protect Your Property and Your Money houae, when painted with 1 Marietta House Paints, is practi cally guaranteed against the ravages of foul weather by die Marietta Service Certificate. No other paint manufac turer offers yob such a certificate. Ask as about it tbdhy. Concord Paint & Paper Company 342 N, Church Street Phone i£l PAINT \ gHWKfr ‘ | . 11.. I ! T, . ~ , - 1 a.»wwsi*wnvict.lHC. U S - Stingiest Person Sew York Daily Mirror. I ’ The stingiest person I know is the man who grows a beard so that he doesn't have to wear a tie. Poultry In Stanly County. Albemarle Press. County is taking its place among the high poultry producing counties of the state. A number of years ago all the poultry products of I the county could and was frequently carried in a small basket or a red bandana handkerchief, but now it takes trucks operating almost dally, year round contracts and ear load, ship ments to handle the valuable crop. The fourth shipment of poultry mpved north last Thursday with 9,- 547 pounds of poultry, and left in Its plaee $2,398.10. The total Shipments of poultry since February 26, this year, amounts tq 24,409 pounds, for which the farmers received $6,137.30. This, merely includes the car load shipments and not the shipments that are going to Charlotte *ud other mar kets daily. It will be interesting to weekly to the varihus hotels Os the state under contract. ThiC farmers, through their interest in the hen and htr pT-)ducts, hhve add ed a pay foil worthy of attention. This pay roll- is weekly and daily and comes in nicely to aid in raising the standard of living. Some calculated mat the car load shipments would cause the poultry raisers to reduqe their flocks but this is not true —he hns learned that he has a market for his poultry products and la going forward with a reason able production. Each fnrmer is mak ing, art effort to induce the old hbn to , pnMuce economical eggs by careful feeding and housing. Stanly County agriculture ’s de termined to Work its lrthee along by the side of the most progressive eonm ties of the,Btnte. Marriage Risks. An elderly and a young member of a certain club met in the smoking room. | “I hear, Mr. .Tones," said the forim ' er. “thaj you are going to be married 1 shortly. I hope you will be very 'jappy." “Oh, I don't see why not,” replied the prospective bridegroom, cheerily. "I came through the war without a scratch, .you know.” Qt if ju, Solan Cefler Says NliA vote Is Straw That’S Break Camel’s Back. BY CHARLES p. STEWART NBA Service Writer Washington, April 3.—Even as there aft a number of national lf>w makers who “vote dry and drink wet,”; i so arc there quite a few who vote wet and drink nothing whatever— that is, no “licker.” Senator Edwards, for instance, than whom there is no wetter, as to other people, totally abstains, so far as he, personally, ts concerned. Congressman John Phillip Hill, Wgt leader in tffe fteber house, drinks his own home bred?, to be sure, hot maintains it’s “non-intoxieating In feet,’’ Congresswoman Kabn, mentioned as Hill’s successor at the wet bloc’s bead, if Hill gees to the Senate, doesn’t know enough about the taste of “the stuff” to define what’s intoxi cating and what isn’t. Now comes Congressman Cutler, right in the midst of a wet speech. With the news that he doesn’t “touch any.’uing,” either. • • * Cellar was discussing the NRA Segvice straw vote on prohibition. He dissented from the drys’ expressed opinion that straw votes don’t mean anything. “It was the straw Jhat’s going to break the camel’s back,” he insisted. “No\v let’s have a dry speech,” urged Congressman Dickinson, as Celler finished. Vp rose Congressman Collier. “Ton s'.iall have one," fie promised. “I am going to dfScuss tfie difference be tween the revenue act of 1924 and the present act of 1926. If .ou don't find it the dryest talk you ever lis tened to ydn're hard to satisfy.” Calcutta Streets Scene ti Serious Riot; Twenty Aire tfeted. London, April 2.—A furious light took place in Calcutta, India, today between a, Hindu sect and Moslems, and, according to one Ultimate, 20 persons were killed and 160 in jured. The Calcutta correspondent of The Exchange Telegraph says that the ri6t began with the approach to a Mosque in the northern part of the city a procession with music led by the Arya Samaj sect of Hindus, ene mies of the Moslems. Fighting de veloped when the Moslems tried to bar tlie way, the trouble soon spread ing to other streets. Deputy Police Commissioner Bart ley and another EuropeAn, Sergeant Davis, who went to the commission er's assistance, were slightly hurt. The correspondent says that the scene of the rioting tonight had the appearance pi a deserted city. Police patrolled the streets and all shops remained, closed. 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