Saturday, April 10, 1026
I Dinner Stories
|| The Advantage of a Trick Mirror
I Salesman: *‘Tbat'e the new spring
[rtrue-form’ coat”
I Customer: "Simply grand l’ll
[ Itake it.”
I Evolution.
"What happened to the little boys
who used to rend 'Diamond Dick’ be
hind their geographies in school’/”
“Oh, now they're rending tfye col
lege comics behind their opera pro
grams.”
I Lady: ”1 think there is something
! [so romantic about a night watch-
Imnn."
Watchman: "Her. right, aia'arn,
* ] t settle* in me pore ol’ legs some
times, till*! can't 'ardly walk." ,
A New York policeman the other
night saw a man staggering about ill
Colnmbus he was looking
for something.
"Whut are you looking for?” the
policeman said.
"Overcoat. Lost—hie—in' over
coat,"
“Where did you lose it?”
“Jersey City.”
“Why are you looking for it in
Columbus Circle, then?"
‘.‘More —hie—light here.” "■
I “My neighbor's lot,” signed the
■ softhearted Boggs, "is a most un-
Efoctnnate one.”
UP'Where did he buy?” 4 asked the
■practical Biggs. “Florida?”
■ Women and Men Under Arrest at
Salisbury.
R Salisbury, April B.—Three waite
!' men are in jail and two women
companions are in charge of the wel
fare officer as a result of the party
running out of ga,s and money while
IMissing by. The five camped near
town two nights anil their appear
ance caused officers bo called to
investigate, with tile result that the
five were bought to town by Sheriff
Krider. The men readily admitted
that they stole the almost new ford
touring car in which they were rid
ing from a street in Asheville Sun
day night. They say they picked up
the women near Spartanburg. S.
1 promising to take them where fiioy
[ lmd started, but instead brought
' then! towards Salisbury. Tlic mrn
give their names as William Biucsett..
of Gaffney. S. C.: Floyd Prince, of
Greenville, S- C„ and Henry Adams,
of Altavista, Va.
Protect Your Property
and Your Money
, n 1 ■ ' »i—EfT house, when painted with
j k Marietta House Paints, is practi
\ §| 1 caily guaranteed against the ravages of
flft M foil! weather by the Marietta Service
AURORA MB Certificate. No other paint manufac
i turer off*™ you such a certificate. Agfc
i- us about it today.
Concord Paint& Paper Company
342 N. Church Street Phone 16L
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! ROCKWELL ROUTE TWO.
I We are having some spring weath
er along new.
I Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Troutman and
j *on. Hoyle, of Concord, spefit Sunday
with Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Taylor and
. family, of- Rowan,
j Little Jack and Hugh Ketner spent
■ a few days in Washington with their
1 grandmother, Mrs. Alice Ketner.
Miss Lillie Troutman, of Concord,
is spending a few days with Mr. and
Mite. J. W. Connell and family.
Victor Yost, of Salisbury), spent
Monday witff Mrs. T, M. Yost.
Miss Hope Ritchie,' of East Spen
cer, sjlent Easter with home folks in
Rowan.
R. R. Funderburk and children, of
j near Rockwell, spent Sunday at J.
A. Taylor’s.
Mr. and Mrs. G. C. Iky and family
spent Sunday in Concord with the
former’s sister, yrs. Ellie Fink.
Mr. and Sirs. J. 3d. Clark, who has
been having pneumonia, is improving,
we are glad to note.
Sirs. Nora SlcCollough, of Raleigh,
is spending a few days with her
mother, Mi's. I. M. Yost, who is im
proving slowly.
Haliie RitAie, of China Grove
Farm Life School, spent a few days
with -his parents, Mr. and Mrs. W.
L. Ritchie.
Mr. and Mrs. W, F. McOoilough.
| Ernest Yo#t» of Raleigh, and' E, p.
Yost, of Greensboro, spent Saturday
I night and Sunday with their parents,
Sir. and Mrs. T. M. Yost.
| Mr. and Mrs. H. S. Auten and
I son, Harold; and Mrs, Wade Biggers.
of Georgeville, spent a short while
Sunday afternoon with Slissee Sarah
and Bessie Jackson.
Mrs. E. D. Yost and children re
turned to their home in Greensboro
Sunday, after spending two weeks
| with Mr. and Mrs. T. M. Yost.
There will be preaching of Phanieks
Cbnre.h Sunday by Rev. Sir. Wells,
of Salisbury. Everybody •is invited.
SWEETHEART.
Burbank Very 111.
Snutn Rasa. Calif., April !).—The
condition of Luther Iturbank, noted
horticulturist, became critical to
night. The patient was suffering ox
tremely from weakness and exhaus
tion, it was announced in a bulletin
issued by Dr. Joseph Shaw, the at
tending physician. Dr- J. Wllson
Shiels, of San Francisco, is ell route
here.
German parents sometimes' change
the name of their baby if it is serious
ly ill.
S.Lior Norris’ Bta. -Ur, Olio
Senators to .War. ---
BY CHARLES P. STEWART
NEA Service Writer
Washington, April secrecy
of executive sessions of the United
States .Senate has been, at least in
modern timet, about as imaginary as
the ’atjfenth degree nortli latitude.
Theoretically a senator who told
what happened at one of these sup
posedly secret sessions was liable to
expulsion. f
Practically the senator who refused
to speak freely concerning them has
been regarded, by correspondents and
by other senators, as a foolish old
Betty about the rules.
* * «
So when a case comes up in which
the majority warns the minority that,
this time, secrecy must be the real
tldng—that any senator who talks
is exceedingly likely to find himself on
the outside looking in—one can only
draw the conclusion that something
unusually queer has taken place.
ThatM just what -occurred in con
nection with the Senate ballot on the
confirmation or rejection of Presi
dent Coo'.idge's appointment of Thom
ns F. Woodlock as an' inter-state
commerce commissioner.
Now, why, presumably, was the
majority so extra anxious to keep
the details of that vote from leaking
out?
« * *
Senator- Norris made bold to sur
mise that the reagon was this:
The administration group in the
Senate couldn’t get Woodlock ■ con
firmed—which he was—without win
ning over sonic votes from the op
position side, and certain opposition
senator*, while personally willing to
oblige, were afraid to have the home
voters know they were doing it?
This guess of Norris’ greatly, out
raged the feelings of various sena
tors, vriio denounced it in- pained
tones, as a reflectiton on_the whole
Senate, but Uncle George stood pat.
The known nickel reserves of On
tario are equal in value to the debt
of Canada.
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